—do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come back again? —no, and I think you shall not come back ever.

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Guy: Have you ever been surfing? Girl: No; Yes Guy: Wanna surf in my jizz?

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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Hey, you want a ride?

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You smell just like my mom...

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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Man: Do you like a sensitive guy? Women: Yeah, I used to be one.

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man: would u please me with a blowjob girl: cant u be romantic ? man: would please me with a blowjob at the sunset

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Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness.

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(Guy mumbles a bit, then says): You don't know me, but can I get you a drink? Yeah, sure... OK. HAHAHAA!!! Before I asked if you wanted a drink I mumbled "Do you want to have sex"? And you said yes! HAHAHAA!!!

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Ma'am, I'm sorry I'd like to ask a favour. Yes? Well, my penis died and I was wondering if I could bury it in your vagina?

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Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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Man: Oh.. girl you smell so nice... Girl: TRY ANOTHER LINE AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TlTS LOSER! Man: Uh... I am blind... Girl: Um...

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-Go on don't be shy, Ask me out. -Okay Go out.

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Is your father a gardener? -No, why? ..Because I was wondering what a cactus like you doing in a place like this.

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Him: Does your dad own a bakery? Her: Yes, Why? Him: Because I saw his advertisement in the newspaper

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

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-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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Male- You have 206 bones in your body, You want another ?

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