- Is this seat empty? - Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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    Erm yeah that's sort of what is being said, genius. If the person was to sit down, then (s)he is referring to the seat (s)he is currently sitting in will be empty when (s)he gets up and leaves. Did you not finish school?

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    Actually he/she is wrong, if the person sits down the other seat will be empty instead of the one that was empty. ;)

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