Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

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-I think you're the best looking girl in here. -Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

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Guy: Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night Girl: Well I have a car, how about I run you over with it instead?

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With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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Walking to your car alone later?

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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Man - Hey you're kinda pretty! Woman - Um thanks... Man - Whoa slow down! I said kinda.

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-Hey, baby, What's your sign? -Stop.

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Hey baby, you make me wanna get a job.

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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hey baby do you fart? (much embaressed she awser)yeah,why? i knew that was a lie when they said that pretty girls don't fart

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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