Roses are red violets are blue this isn't a poem I'm a botanist.

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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your almost as hot as my wife

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I'm craving some bacon, wanna strip?

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At a bar: Man: Hi according to horsehead network I am the third most useless "invention" in the world! Moral: See what I did there? No? Then go see the pointless inventions section :P

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

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So you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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- Do you have the time? - Sure, if you have the place!

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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Boy: You remind me of the ocean Girl: Because I'm mysterious, adventurous, and romantic? Boy: No, because you make me sick

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do you work at subway? 'cause you give me foot long. i'll do you a favour and cut it up

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rohypnol. rape drug

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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you know what rhymes with hug me LET'S HAVE SEX

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Me noob days again: She: So, you like it here sweetheart? Me: Excuse me, why the hell are you rubbing my leg? She: Would you prefer I rub something else? Me: What the hell am I doing here anyways Duh! Then I sober up at home... And ran towards the shower, its really not that easy to drown yourself to death in a shower is it?

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You're hot, I'm ugly. Lets make average babies.

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

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jack sanders

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So I saw you walk into the bar from the scope of my rifle and I was wondering if you'd enjoy some unconsentual sex in the back of my van?

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Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

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