Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Okay, I lied, the one below actually kinda works, people get impressed, it is quite the accomplishment you know... But since I am gonna get married soon I don't pick up as much as I should anyways. Moral: Man

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Ever kissed a bunny inbetween the ears? Nope. I'm allergic to them.

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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Hi, I've taken like 8 dumps today... Wanna dance?

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Little guy: I also beat Mike Tyson with my fists! Woman: Meh, from what I heard you beat some nobody named Mr.Dream! Little guy: Damn you Nintendo! Moral: He sure was not a big mac... more like a little ma.. baaaah you wont get it anyways!....

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- Do you have the time? - Sure, if you have the place!

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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i would drag my balls through miles of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkey-talkey

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Man: Oh crap I don't have a condom Woman: Don't worry I have one

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Hey babe, where've you been all my life. Well let's see, I used to live up north in Newcastle then I moved to Liverpool and I'm just down here in London for one day on work.

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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why did the boy laugh? A:he saw another boy get raped by a giant scorpian

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- Ma'm, do you have a cigarette? - I don't really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

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WOMAN! GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH NOW! Girl: But I do not even know you!? Man: Oh... uh.. hi sexy.. wanna get to know me?

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Man: *Pokes Woman* Ouch! You burned me! Woman: How did I burn you? Man: Because you're just THAT hot. ;) Woman: *Pokes Man* Well it's too bad you're not.

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Yeah sure, ill just go grab my gag and handcuffs. Male: ...

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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Male- You have 206 bones in your body, You want another ?

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A man comes home from his doctor and tells his wife that he only has 12 hours to live so he asks his wife later that night if they can do it one last time she agrees but after an hour the man wakes his wife and says honey in a few hours I will be dead can we do it again please. So they do it again a few hours later the man wakes his wife again and says dearest since I'm going to die soon can we please? to this the wife says look honey tomorrow I have to get up you don't!

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M. Excuse me Miss. You have seamen on the back of your jacket. W. Are you sure? It could just be Yoghurt. M. Most Definitely. I don't Cum Yoghurt.

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