Yo imma let you finish yourself off

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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- You look really nice - I know

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Whatever I'll just date myself.

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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Man - Hey hun.. .Can I kiss the most beautiful girl on the whole party? ;) Wowan - Hell no. Man - Ah, I see... And what about you? Can I?

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Girl: Go f**k yourself Guy: can you help me?

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Dont people ever get tired of PRETENDING like they dont need others aproval? I NEED APPROVAL I NEED APPROVAL! Moral: I REALLY DO! YEEEEEEEEES BECAUSE...Uh...you matter more than me? Nah, nothing like that, only I matter more than you...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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Is that a ladder in your hose or the stairway to heaven? It is the stairway to heaven, but I've already got an asshole up there

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cockface

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damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to F*** you with a rake.

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- Is this seat empty? - Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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-How much do you love me? -Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. -But it's the morning. -Exactly.

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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Walking to your car alone later?

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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Me: You know what bitch... You are *burp* such a bitch... That I am just gonna smear peanut butter on my crotch and... Lady: Dude, I am a man but okay! Me: You are a guy? Did you have to tell me that? I mean I got beer googles but I hear perfectly well! Then his girlfriend which happened to be my cousin showed up and... *facepalm*

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NO WAIT SON ITS 999 FUCK COME ON! DONT GO "NERO SAYS WITH ME SON!" I mean that shit you pull on everyone, come on man, I posted wrong... Yeah your word is law and all that So can we like make a deal? You pay my repair wreck of a car and you can slash the damn tires yourself if you wanna later?

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