Dont people ever get tired of PRETENDING like they dont need others aproval? I NEED APPROVAL I NEED APPROVAL! Moral: I REALLY DO! YEEEEEEEEES BECAUSE...Uh...you matter more than me? Nah, nothing like that, only I matter more than you...

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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Can I have this dance? Sure just give me a minute to load my gun

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- Did it hurt? - Yes.

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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Gaywatch starts

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B:wanna go out sometime? G:I'll go out now and get away from you.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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I really should start saying "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"

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Me about four years ago: Girl: So what do you do? Me: I am an author. Girl: Cool! So like what do you write and stuff? Me: I am on my third book I am writing for Tom Clancy. Girl: Get outta here! You are so full of shit! This kinda happened a lot of times actually. ...Its true, then he died, now I am trying to rewrite the whole piece of crap into science fiction, yeah! Come sue me CLANCY! Do you think ANYBODY thought that you could write like 732 books a year? (Even though they where pieces of shit, I would know, mine are still the worst rated, but not worst selling because I dont know)

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Boy: Hey girl, do you wanna play hard to get? Girl: No. Boy: That's the spirit!

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Do you like a trimmed bush? Because I'm a gardener. Here's my business card, call me, seriously I need the work.

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- If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. - Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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You allergic to semen?

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Knock Knock... Who's there Want Want who Want who fuck

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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