on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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Man: "Are you a parking ticket? 'Cos you have fine written all over you!" Woman: "Are you an a**hole? 'Cos you're hairy and you smell like s**t!"

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have met you before? i like eating my dogs shit.

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Gurl, I'll do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

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He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

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4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

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whats your name beautiful? ;) Tony... (silence)

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'I' and 'U' together. Really? Cos' I like it just the way it is... With 'N' and 'O' together.

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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

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- If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. - Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you ascended from the depths of hell and broke through the earth's crust?

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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Man: Hey sexy girl there... Whats your name? Cena: I am John Cena! I can rap because you can eat.. uh crap... wait I need some allsholes to write some rad lyrics for me here...

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born beautiful, But what the hell happened to you!

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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Man: I will make the rape on you now woman! Woman: Wow great Borat imitation bravo! Man: Borat who? *draws gun* Moral: Pretty immoral

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Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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