- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

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Hey can I have your number? No.

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"I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

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- I'm a weatherman, and I'm predicting 9 inches tonight ;) - Oh? Well weathermen aren't always accurate, so it's probably more like 3 inches.

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-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

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him: your like the sun in the morning. her: that so sweet! him: Your very big and i can even stare at you for more then 2 secondes.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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Excuse me lady, may I say that you got wonderful hands? Aww please yes. Would you like a drink my buy? Please :D How classy. Why thank you, would you fancy some hard anal sex on camera for end up on youtube? Moral: He is keeping it classy...

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He - Hey Dreamboat! She - *turns around He - No you, shipwreck

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every dick on the way down?

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Boy: Wanna go see a movie. Girl: Which movie. Boy: Texas Chainsaw Massicure. Girl: What is it about. Boy: Unicorns and Rainbows. Girl: Let's go!

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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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he: hey,do you have a phone? she: yeah! why,do you want it? he: no,you should consider selling it and doing a plastic surgery with the money.

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M: Hey bitch i'll give you £50 to touch my penis. f: Simon thats an afterschool detention M: SCORE!

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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What's your sign? Slippery when wet.

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-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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