- Anti-Pickup Line

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Like my status for a tbh? Cause to be honest you are the prettiest girl I ever met ;) Like MY status for a tbh? cause to be honest, thats old and No one gets on Facebook. Twitter all the way :p Oh did I say prettiest? I meant b*tchiest you are horrible at comebacks. So your dumb too! -__________-

-What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

Hey girl, want to meet the guy with the largest dick in town ;)? Wow yeah sure! Yeah that would be like cool rite? Moral: The biggest? looks down pants Meh!

How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

I need a fire extinguisher, because my heart is on fire! If you ever talk to me again, I will need a fire extinguisher because I will set myself on fire.

- Did you fall from heaven? - No, I dug my way up from Hell.

guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

For Christmas I got some toy soldiers, To play with when I'm in bed, But I got bored with my seargents and majors, So I played with my privates instead.

he: hey,do you have a phone? she: yeah! why,do you want it? he: no,you should consider selling it and doing a plastic surgery with the money.

ur so hot, i'd let u put ur vagina inside of me

Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

-Your father must be an alien because your out of this world -More like out of your league

my dick is 2 inches

hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

Ugly begins with U. But awesome ends with ME.

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