-What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? -What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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Guy- Hey, wanna come back to my place? Girl- Umm... I don't think 2 people can fit in that box...

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- I can make your wildest dreams come true. - I know. I had this nightmare some creep wouldn't leave me alone...

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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I would take a bullet for you. In COD. JK THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILLSTREAKS

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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- So what do you do for a living? - I'm a female impersonator.

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Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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-Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I'd be in prison.

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

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Woman: lol you are get nervous when I speak to you! Man: Yeah, I get nervous when fucking ugly attention seeking bitches speak to me, nothing personal its just you being a fucking ugly attention seeking bitch which happens to be speaking to me. Moral: Flawless Victory.

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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As original as it gets: Domestical... Dog with a top hat and monocle: Yap Yap! *wiggles tail* woof woof! Dog?: MEOW!! HISS! *scratches dog and throws her drink at his face or you know... something that increases dramatic tension* and leaves. Dog: HOWL! *whimpers* :( *throws top hat away* Moral: They say every dog has his day, but I do not think this relationship was never meant to work out :(

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-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

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- If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. - Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cu.mm.ing too

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-Can I have your number? -Can my boyfriend punch you in the face?

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Male: Did you get your tickes to the barbercue? Female: What barbercue? Male: The barbercue where i put my meat on your face.

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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