Why are peploe gieving me thums up al of soodden? Moral: Its scawwy, normally the moral is what protects my genius comments from getting thumbed up.

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-Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! -What a shame, it's expired.

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I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Man: Wanna go to my home and have sex? Woman: Well... OK! Man: Wow you are easy!... wait! Where are you going? COME BACK! Moral: They are not easy, they just like a man with balls... and you where obviously not one of them... LAME OVER.

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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Man: How much does a polar bear weight? Girl: No idea... Man: Me either... By the way! Did you hear of the great blahblahblahblah that did blahalblahblah! Moral: Breaking the ice... easier than it seems...

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Yeah sure, ill just go grab my gag and handcuffs. Male: ...

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WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED. Originally Posted at: Collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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You seem rapable enough... wanna see some back alleys with me?

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Guy: How much does a polar bear way? Girl; About 500 kilograms

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hey your pretty... pretty ugly!

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Good news: you'll never-ever-ever have a zit again. Bad news: because there's no more space for it to pop out.

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-I think you're the best looking girl in here. -Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

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- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

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So when' the baby due?

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Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

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What happens when a drunk swedish man prank calls 911 from a local bar? The ambulance comes

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At a bar: Hello! Moral: Keep the damn lines short! (A moral man original, not to be confused with the exploding bar or whoever put morals in their sstories, feel free to do so though! I mean anyone can see from the quality whose are mine ;)

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you burst through the asphalt, emerging from the depths of hell.

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Man with huge arms and HUGE muscles enters a... pub! (for variety`s sake) "Hey you like fisting!" Woman: Yeah kinda.. I mean HOLY SHIT NO! I DONT PLEASE STOP NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! Moral: Get a room you two! (a moral man original)

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girl- how much does a polar bear weigh? girl- enough to break the-- boy- Are you talking about an adult polar bear? boy- then it's around 400-500 kg girl- blast!

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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