can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out. -Okay, get out.

Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people. My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

(in a loud club) -Do you wanna dance?! -Umm, with YOU? NO! -What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"

-Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? -Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

- I want to give myself to you. - Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

-What sign were you born under? -No Parking.

What happend to the blue duck that had purple and pink stars on it ? Nothing happend to the blue dick that had purple and pink stars on it Wait A second...

if i see you naked i'll die happy Well if i see you naked i'l die instandly

-What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

-Hey babe, wanna go to my place and bang all night long? -No you freak. -Well, I gave you a choice.

I heard this one in real life in Spain, pretty good one: Man: Please marry me! I am nothing without you! Woman: If you are worth nothing then why should I want you? Man: Uh... Moral: Its a great honor having a dedicated group of followers making sure my comments always have red thumbs, thanks to this my sociology studies are complete. My thanks to every azzhole out there.

- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

-If I take you home, will you iron my clothes and make me a sandwich?

-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku Woman: Huh? Ok whatever.... SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!

- Haven't we met before? - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

He: Will we have sex tonight? She: Yes, only I don't know with who you will.

- I can tell that you want me. - Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.

-What's your name sexy? -Taken!

- Your body is like a temple. - Sorry, there are no services today.

Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

- Hey, baby, what's your sign? - Do not Enter

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