Every kiss begins with K. Except for ugly, that begins with U.

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Guy: How much does a polar bear way? Girl; About 500 kilograms

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Guy: You look like a suitable mate and I'd thoroughly enjoy engaging in rough, sweaty sex with you and your lady parts.

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i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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I know who you are, and where you live. Can we meet there later?

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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M:HEY BABY! Where you from? W: Im a lesbian.. M: COOL! So which part of Lesbia are you from?

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How you doin? go away- I have a gun

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Man: Hi ladies I am back for more if you know what I mean ;) Ladies: Get lost you damn hippie! The seventies are over! Man: Whaaat? I died for your sins you know! Moral: Ever heard of Jesus`s ladyfriends? There, now you see what I mean.

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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Male: hey sexy whats your sign? Female: dead end!

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Girl - You smell nice, what have you got on? Boy - I have a hardon but i didn't think you could smell it.

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Hey :) Hi Do you like me? :) No :'( You never asked if i loved you... Awhhhh do you love me :) No

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If we were confronted, by a vicious man-eating bear with chain-saws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn't be harmed because you're pretty.

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Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

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-I better drive you home, miss. Because you're a woman and you can't drive. Get it?

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- hey ;) - hey, yourself. - if i wanted my comeback, i would've wiped it off your mom's face.

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Dude: I don't wanna be friends anymore! Dudette: I take it that you found out about my feelings. Dude: Yes. And, at the rate this is going, staying where we are now gets us nowhere. Dudette: *sparkly eyes* So... you mean... Dude: Yes. We are more than friends. I realize that you have realized that. In fact... *steps to whisper in her ear* ... we're like BROTHERS. Dudette: 3

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Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

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- Did it hurt? - Yes.

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B:wanna go out sometime? G:I'll go out now and get away from you.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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