Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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Batman enters a bar: Batman: Ladies... I am Batman... *everyone runs out screaming* Batman: *facepalm* Moral: Want to be feared? Well what did you expect? Who I am? Are you dense? Retarded or something? I am the goddamn Moral-Man!

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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-words can't describe how beautiful you are. -aaaawwwwwwww. -but numbers can. 3/10. -fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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Drunk guy with high standards part 3: Man: Dunno woman... you are so big and... and... FAT and really huge and stuff but... well... uh.. you are still really damn hot so lets do it! Man: YAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Astronauts: Did that guy really eject himself towards the sun? Moral: At least he was right about the really hot part... and that ladies and gentlemen, is the terrible end of the amazing drunk man with high standards, you can read the whole series just by clicking onwards trough my comments and give em a thumbs ups just as you go along.. otherwise they will show up... mean they wo..

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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Ever kissed a bunny inbetween the ears? Nope. I'm allergic to them.

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Him: I'd go through anything for you. Her: The exit's over there.

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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Guy: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Girl: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together

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Guy: (any sexual pick up line) Girl: I'm sorry but I don't think there is enough room in my pants for two assholes.

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Boy: So...Um...How's life? Girl: Great, until you came along.

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have met you before? i like eating my dogs shit.

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

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-I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. -I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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Guy: Do you have a mirror in your pocket... Girl: Why? Because you can see yourself in my pants, I've heard that before. Guy: No, I want to check how I look before I go over and talk to your sister.

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