If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't.

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Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

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Did it hurt? When I fell from Heaven? NO! WHen you were shot up from hell for stealing my pick up line!!!

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Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

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Girl, do you believe in love by first sight? Uh maybe... Okay, let me see if those titties of you are real or wonderbra or silicone or whatever... Moral: You are fantastic, you know who you remind me of? Myself ;)

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Hey, nice shoes..... Wanna F***?

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Hi there, the voices in my head are telling me to talk to you.

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hey girl, were you in 9/11? cause I'll never forget you.

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You're so beautiful you could be a tree... Or a high class prostitute

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He: pick a number between 1 and 10 Her: 8 He: you lose take your top-off!

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I would take a bullet for you. In COD. JK THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILLSTREAKS

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Man: I wanna know what love iiiiiiis... And I want you to show meeeeeeeeee! *Woman slams man with baseball bat* Man: Urgh... ARGH MY FACE BLEEDING EVERYWHERE! WHYYYY! Woman: I love baseball! Moral: Stupid singing idiot, if that is not the worst pick up line ever, then some other is!

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Do you work at subway? Because i often enjoy eating there and i think the food is good. I do not eat there every day because i do not want to get over weight.

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Guy: Hey is your dad a jeweler? Girl: No, He died a year ago due to a heart condition.

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If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

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cockface

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Glass Basketball

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Man: Hey sexy, I think I have seen you many times before... Woman: Hmmm... I do not think I have seen you before... Man: Do you happen to be used to getting raped? Woman:...... Moral: yeah it was her :( Audience: BOOOOOOOOOO! Moral: I know :(

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You seem rapable enough... wanna see some back alleys with me?

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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You're so hot, you should wear a burkha over your face.

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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I walked into the pub last night with a date and said to the barman, "I'll have a pint of Guinness." My date immediately looked at me and said, "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Of course, how rude of me." I said, "I'll have a pint of Guinness PLEASE."

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- you come here often? -i used to until you came here

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