I have the smallest erected dick in town, if you don't believe me ask my mama!

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"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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Hey girl, want to meet the guy with the largest dick in town ;)? Wow yeah sure! Yeah that would be like cool rite? Moral: The biggest? *looks down pants* Meh!

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Guy: Do you like me? Girl: No Guy: ..... Girl: You didn't ask me if I loved you! Guy: Do you love me? :D Girl: No

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Hey bitch wanna fuck! SURE! Nah you too sleasy. Moral: And the masters of the universe.

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Van what van? GET TO THE CHOPPAH!

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(boy gives flowers to a girl) Girl: Are these for me? Boy: Nope, I just want you to hold them for me for a second..

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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Man at a restaurant (that is out of everything but bar stools and alcoholic drinks): Man: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! Woman: Uh? Oh! Nice tribute to the cheesy Castlevania lines! Man:Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves! Woman: Uh... well with most of you men lacking a spine nowadays... I cant truly disagree with you... Man: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! Woman: Savior? Who do you think I am? But now I am annoyed *throws glass that breaks* have at you! *slaps man* Man: HYDRO STORM! Throws a flask of water upwards as it breaks on the floor splashing the woman... Woman: NOW I AM ALL WET! YOU MORON! Dont you know me? Man: Man: M-Maria? Uh... What happened? Shaft: Damn you broke free from your spell! But it is too late! Muahahaha! Castlevania has already become a bar! Richter: Well... that's fine to me, as long as Dracula does not STEAL MEN`S SOULS! Shaft: Relax, he is into business now... Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a businessman such as him! Shaft: Seriously! I invite you both at its VIP lounge and free beer to make up for the past mistakes... Richter: Excellent! But now feel my unbridled wrath!!!!! *punches Shaft* Shaft: Ouch! So... are we even now? Richter: Considering the free beer... okay... As they arrived Castle Barlevania they both got drunk and played "vampire killer" at the stage all night... Moral: Not much a Anti-Pick up line you say? Not only did Richter make a fool out of himself, but he also got her wet ;)

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Hey nice shoes....Wanna F***?

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

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-Go on don't be shy, Ask me out. -Okay Go out.

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"Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out." "I charge $80 with anesthesia, $40 without."

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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Female: Hey do you wanna buy me a drink? Male: I really don't like your face.

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If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

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-Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! -What a shame, it's expired.

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Do you wanna be a pirate ship? Because there can be tons of seamen inside of you.

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?

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You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

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