Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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- Your body is like a temple. - Sorry, there are no services today.

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- I can tell that you want me. - Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.

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Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

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Did you just fart coz you're blowing me away!

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You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent sounds stupid.

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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guy scientist: hey can i send a probe to explore uranus? girl scientist: hey can i send a rocket with you in it to the sun/

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MAN: hey babe, do think that mabye someday I and U will be next to each other in the alphebet? WOMAN: well N and O are already, sooo.....

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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- Haven't we met before? - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

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Her: Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number Him: Tibet you are. But I'm not Russian into anything, sorry.

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What do u get when u mix a black a guy and an octopus The best dam cotton pickin machine you'll ever see!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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Man - Hey hun.. .Can I kiss the most beautiful girl on the whole party? ;) Wowan - Hell no. Man - Ah, I see... And what about you? Can I?

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Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

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