Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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Hey ladies ;) I like to post lots of anti-pickuplines! ;) Girls: WOW! I WANNA JOIN YOU HOME! ME TOO ME TOO! The anti-part: This will never happen in real life.

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TURRETES (or however you spell it) GUY ON PICKUP! Man: IM GONNA RAPE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man: I mean... I tried to say you seem nice...:( Moral: BOB SAGET!

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you in between F and CK.

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Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

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- Do you wanna play the rape game? - NO! - That's the spirit!

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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"Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink."

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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hey baby i just came in my pants

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Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

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A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?

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Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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Man: Honey, I can't choose between watching golf or porn? Wife: Porn. You already know how to golf.

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Him - Would you like to dance? Her - NO! Him - I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants."

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My friends just bet me 50 dollars that I couldn't pick you up if I came over and spoke with you, would you like a few free drinks on their money?

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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.-Rodney Dangerfield

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You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

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-Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? -Do I look like a Time Lord? (Only Doctor Who fans will get that.)

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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Man at bar: Hey girls... want my banana in your pajamas? ;) ;) ;) Girls: YEAH! Man: "thinks for himself..."... man I never get this reaction from girls.. you are a bunch of skanks and sluts... (leaves the bar) In the end, we are never happy with what we get are we? yeah... this is kinda the moral of this story... (Ps: My banana in your pajamas... I got a girlfriend, but someday Im gonna try that pick up line... hahahaha

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Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girl: Did it hurt when you were thrust through the ash-filled layers of Hell?

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