You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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I may have never f*cked a 10 before, but I did f*ck five 2's.

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Ever had violent sex with a murderer/rapist? ;) ;)

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- Hey good looking, where've I seen you before? - I'm one of the nurses at the plastic surgery department. Want another visit?

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How much do you like peanut butter?

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Holla holla holla, ill be there like right now, its a bit far. But dawg, did you say you are both at work and banging a chick? Someone is bragging here yo son! Anyways, phone is dead, gotten towed like 50-60 times in total (not only the freeway), and... Nah man, its cool, you know I dont really ask for much, I mean I can still pay you something. Yeah your skinny bitch hands, you can slap me 50 times son.

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Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

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- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

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Hey babe, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Oh really? Because if you were a pokemon, I'd fight you, win and not even bother to capture you.

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-What's your favorite color? -bl... -mine too! Let's f***

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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-Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? -Yeah, but this time don't stop!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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I hope you like trees because I've got wood!

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-Can I get your Number? -29435566 (see if you can get it.)

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Your skin would make a nice coat.

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Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

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Hey baby, do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight. ... Well, you can't score if the player ain't no good.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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A polar bear and a penguin were taking a bath. The polar bear asked the penguin to pass the soap. the penguin responded by saying,"What do i look like a microwave?"

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Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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