Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

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I'm craving some bacon, wanna strip?

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. (;

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- Hey, I have 40 minutes to live and need to feel the touch of a woman to live. -I'm a dude.

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

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J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

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Hey are you on your period? Because I've been following you and I've noticed there's a blood stain on your ass...

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Walking to your car alone later?

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"Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink."

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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Every kiss begins with K. Except for ugly, that begins with U.

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I have a knife, Maddie. Get in the van.

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Guy: So how about that Tom Cruise??? Guy: ... I'm in the wrong type of bar...

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

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"Next!"

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- Is this seat empty? - Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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