-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -You look like a rapist.
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Yeah! Keep drinking girl! Ill just lube your backdoor, what? Dont ask, just drink! Moral: I love it when women call me a pig, all men are pigs, and real women dont want some boy...
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Am I having a erection or am I just glad to see you? Moral: My d1ck in my hand is HARDly a better option than my d1ck in a bush.
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Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly
boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!
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-Your father must be an alien because your out of this world -More like out of your league
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