Wanna have sex?

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You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

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the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

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“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” ? Groucho Marx

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Male-where have you been all my life ? Female-not in it thats for sure Male-i was singing a song i wouldn't want YOU in my life Female-i was singing a song 2 *lies*

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Hey baby, wanna make $50?

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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Man: Hey baby, I hear you are lesbian, that sounds really sexy! ;) Woman: Take the damn hint asshole! I am a lesbian! Man: Hey! Woah! Relax! I already know where you come from, say, are all girls in Lesbia this hostile? Moral: They are friendlier in south Lesbia...

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Yeah, because I landed on a mailbox, and hit the area between my legs really hard. It's a mess down there. Blood everywhere. And something's oozing, but I don't know what the liquid coming out is. *person who spoke first runs away. bystanders laugh*

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excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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Hey wanna smash pissers?

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Male: You are a Drugs? Female: Why? because your so addicted to me? Male: Nope, You ruined my life!

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Baby, I love every muscle in your body... Especially mine.

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Hi I am THE MORAL MAN! Moral: I am not famous enough yet it seems... except around my block where woman screams have been so loud people have called the cops... RAWRS... yeah I am bragging, but at least its the truth... (I cant wait for the day I am so famous that I walk into a bar and tell women that I am Moral man and run before they beat me to death)

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Man - Hey you're kinda pretty! Woman - Um thanks... Man - Whoa slow down! I said kinda.

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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

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With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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guy:did you fall from heaven? girl:no? guy:sorry, it just looks like you landed on your face

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Wanna go back to my place and watch some CarVideos?

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You stole my heart..... Don't worry, i have three more back home in my freezer.

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