How much do you like peanut butter?

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Hey, can I have your number? No, I'm not a Jew.

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My therapist says I should meet new people.

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rohypnol. rape drug

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I put the STD in Stud all I need is U

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Waiter- For you, sir? Male: I'll have a Strawberry Daquiri, non-alcoholic, please. Waiter- And, for your company? Male: For her, a long-island-iced-tea, with a twist of Rohypnol.

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Man seriously? Free Samsung? And that Fiat, I been wondering how much you want for it, not that i got it but I was considering buying it sometime. Son, I got no idea what brand this piece of shit car is, but the wheels are cool. No really, if you mean it, ill take that Fiat man, man, ill kiss your feet, ill do it, no really I mean Really? I mean really really? Man If you mean it, ill get over there right away, and man, you can have dunno, bad times, hell ANYTHING Okay? But if you are just messing with me, you can go fuck yourself and your phone man!

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Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why? Because I'm going to do it anyway!

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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Knock Knock... Who's there Want Want who Want who fuck

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Were your parents chemists? cuz you look like TEST TUBE BABY :D

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent sounds stupid.

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I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: What? Him: When you fell out of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?

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Akshay Kumar's 'Special Chabbis' is a mind-action film, says director

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Damn gurl, are you a microwave? Cause for sure you are burning me hot.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together -The order of the alphabet is arbitrary. It's not my fault that you kept U and I apart.

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"Rate your looks out of 10" "awkward... maybe 8 or 9 i guess?" "I said 10, not 100"

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Excuse me, is the red bike outside yours? Because it is parking illegally, I'll have to take your details so I can report you to the authorities...

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