I DROPPED MY LAPTOP IN THE RIVER IT WAS ADELE ROLLING IN THE DEEP ( A DELL ROLLING IN THE DEEP)

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Are your legs tired? cuz ive got a raging boner and need to get rid of it

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Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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Do you live around here often?

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Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

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Man with huge arms and HUGE muscles enters a... pub! (for variety`s sake) "Hey you like fisting!" Woman: Yeah kinda.. I mean HOLY SHIT NO! I DONT PLEASE STOP NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! Moral: Get a room you two! (a moral man original)

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Mother: Fuck me son fuck me harder. Me: Mother no! My body is not ready aaaaaaaaaarghhh! Moral: Why do dreams have to stop when it gets good? Dont know son, ready for round two?

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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Stop Footing Around

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Soon

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And then one day God invented man, the worlds third most useless invention. Moral: I cant stop laughing, thank you everybody I actually got top grades in sociology studies for this moral man crap XD

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Hey baby me you CHOIN CHOIN under the moonlight..

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Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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Where have you been all my life?! Said the 78 year old alzheimers patient to his teary eyed wife of 50 years.

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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Do you like a trimmed bush? Because I'm a gardener. Here's my business card, call me, seriously I need the work.

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I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

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Yo imma let you finish yourself off

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- If you were a booger I'd pick you first - If you were a booger I'd throw you away...

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Akshay Kumar's 'Special Chabbis' is a mind-action film, says director

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-Eeeeeeeey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? -An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),[4] while an adult female is about half that.

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Nice legs what time do they open

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