- Anti-Pickup Line

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Super man and Lois lane doing it... Supes: WOMAN I AM SO uh.. tHORNY that I want to thrust as hard as I can and... Lois: YAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Supes: Oh noes! R.I.P Lois Lane... Ripped In Pieces Indeed... Moral: Hey at least moral man can get laid... (a moral man fake... well actually original)

Man: Hi ladies I am back for more if you know what I mean ;) Ladies: Get lost you damn hippie! The seventies are over! Man: Whaaat? I died for your sins you know! Moral: Ever heard of Jesus`s ladyfriends? There, now you see what I mean.

Every kiss begins with K. Except for ugly, that begins with U.

He: You're as pretty as a picture. She: Thank you. He: Unfortunately, it's a picture of shit. She: -__-

"You'll do."

- I know how to please a woman. - Then please leave me alone.

Man: GET IN THE VAN! Woman: NO! Man: Well... How about the Limo? Its got beverages and caviar and... Woman: OOH :D Moral: Always go for the limo first,

If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

Why couldnt susie see out her window? She was not home, see was to busy drowning in the ocean.

-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

Lesbihonest

Ugly begins with U. But awesome ends with ME.

-how much do i have to pay you to **** me? -how much do i get for taking you back to the zoo?

You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

Man: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Guy: Hey want to hear a joke about my penis? No wait it's too long Girl: Hey want to hear a joke about my vagina? No wait you won't get it.

Shaved your beard, so I can see you're a woman.

Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this relationship

Me 17 years old: Hey, girl, you are hot how old are you? Girl: 14. Me: What but you have enormous... Never mind, uh nice evening huh?... My friend: Big boobs on er huh? I would have hit on her too had it not been for... Me: Shut up... Crap! Moral: That was a crappy day!

GUY: are you trash? cuz i'd like to take you out friday night GIRL: are you trash? cuz you smell like it

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