Man: Well... you seem female enough at least... wanna come home? Woman?: Uh... well... okay ;) But I am a man thought ;) Man: That is disgusting! I am so ashamed! Not Woman: Oh, well sorry :(.. Man: So... as I said you SEEM female enough so wanna come home? The other man: :D I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ASKED ME! ITS SO BEAUTIFUL... so well... NO! Man: This is not getting anywhere is it? Author. NO!

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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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So, you're a girl, huh?

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Put the lotion on the skin!

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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-If I could arrange the alphabet, that would be cool.

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If you were attacked by a bear with chainsaw arms i hope it stays away from your face, because I think you're cute.

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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-Hey babe, if you were homework, I'd do you on my couch, my table, and my bed. -Yeah? You just failed.

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Do you know karate... 'Cause I wanna know if you can fight back!

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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- hey ;) - hey, yourself. - if i wanted my comeback, i would've wiped it off your mom's face.

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-How did you get to be so beautiful? -I must’ve been given your share.

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Violets are blue. Roses are red. Your window was open. I'm under your bed.

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Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

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Hey there little girl there is a party down my pants you want to come? Oh I'm sorry i don't speak Herpes.

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Don't worry, I love fat birds....why are you crying?

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I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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- I want to give myself to you. - Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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