can i take a dump in your mouth?

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excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

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do you work at subway? 'cause you give me foot long. i'll do you a favour and cut it up

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-Are you Jamaican 'cos jamaican me crazy! -... *stabs*

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Excuse me lady, may I say that you got wonderful hands? Aww please yes. Would you like a drink my buy? Please :D How classy. Why thank you, would you fancy some hard anal sex on camera for end up on youtube? Moral: He is keeping it classy...

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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At a Bar for blacks... and whites... and everybody else... Man: I can last for hours in bed! Woman: *gets closer and whispers in his ear: Really? Man: OH YeeeeeaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Woman: Lets go to your place... Man: Meh, I am done. Moral: Oh YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Excuse me I need to go change clothes...

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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Man: Dayuuuum *slaps ass* Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

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-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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Do you like a trimmed bush? Because I'm a gardener. Here's my business card, call me, seriously I need the work.

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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Business Y U No Advertise?

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What do you do for a living?" "I'm a professional athlete." "Oh really? What sport do you play?" "Golf.

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Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

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My therapist says I should meet new people.

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You remind me of America. How so? Because you so fat!

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free candy....

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Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

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The ability to speak with dead relatives but only whilst masturbating

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Do you know karate? Because I'd like to kick you in the face.

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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Online Desperate Asians.com Man: Wow you are a cute asian girl! Where are you from? Girl: Thanks my name Aoi is I am from Japan, you look like nice older man! Man: Japan? Awesome! Remember when we nuked the hell out of your country? Happy days! SLAP A JAP! *Connection discontinued* Man: Eh really sorry, I just get nervous when I meet girls especially the cutest ones... Man: hello?

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