Guy:My tummy hurts Girl: Oh!! Are you pregnant ? Guy: Yeah!!! With a baby elephant!! Girl:WHAT!!!! Guy: Yeah!! Wanna see its trunk

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material." "I'm vegan."

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?

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Man: Do you like a sensitive guy? Women: Yeah, I used to be one.

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Batman bravely leaps in front of the Robin: Bats: WATCH OUT FOR THAT GAY-RAY! *Bats suddenly grabs Robin and starts making out with him* Bats: I am sorry, I cannot stop it... I... Robin: I am underage so maybe it was a pedo-ray or something... Joker: What gay ray? What pedo ray? It was suppose to disintegrate you! But whatever, I win. Moral: It was a looong trip back home.

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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imgonna r@pe you

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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Hey there little girl there is a party down my pants you want to come? Oh I'm sorry i don't speak Herpes.

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Give me some sugar... honey.

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- Hey good looking, where've I seen you before? - I'm one of the nurses at the plastic surgery department. Want another visit?

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How much do you like peanut butter?

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Holla holla holla, ill be there like right now, its a bit far. But dawg, did you say you are both at work and banging a chick? Someone is bragging here yo son! Anyways, phone is dead, gotten towed like 50-60 times in total (not only the freeway), and... Nah man, its cool, you know I dont really ask for much, I mean I can still pay you something. Yeah your skinny bitch hands, you can slap me 50 times son.

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Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

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- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

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Hey babe, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Oh really? Because if you were a pokemon, I'd fight you, win and not even bother to capture you.

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-What's your favorite color? -bl... -mine too! Let's f***

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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-Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? -Yeah, but this time don't stop!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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I hope you like trees because I've got wood!

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-Can I get your Number? -29435566 (see if you can get it.)

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