-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

Girl, wanna fuck rite now? Sure! Man! You are such a hoe! *walks away disgusted* Moral: Be careful for what you ask for.

Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

(in a bar) Guy: Know how to play any instruments? Girl: No...but I wanna learn. Can you teach me? Guy:Sure..ever heard of the skin flute? Girl: (unaware) No. Can you teach me to play it? Guy: Sure, I can. :) (The girl leaves with the guy as he looks over his shoulder and winks with the thought of getting laid)

Guy: I got you a gift! Girl: Thanks.. make sure it's not you....

M. Haven't I seen you some place before? W. That's why I don't go there anymore

Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

Boy: can i have your number? Jewish girl *pulls up sleeve*

Man: I am willing to give my life for you. Woman: How about you fucking get one instead and rather seek me out then? Moral: M-M-M-Morale breaker!

why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

Hey this is crazy and I just met you so here's the kitchen a sandwich maybe?

Superman: I bet I can bang you faster than the speed of light! Woman: OOOOH! OK DO IT! Superman... uh... I already did it 30 times already... "pant" "pant" Woman: uh... really? Uh... was I suppose to feel anythi... Moral: Since when has fast sex been good sex?

Hey bitch wanna fuck! SURE! Nah you too sleasy. Moral: And the masters of the universe.

girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -You look like a rapist.

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