-Baby, do you know karate? Your body is kickin'! -I do actually. Would your crotch like a demonstration?

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do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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wanna go halves on a b*stard?

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Holla holla holla, ill be there like right now, its a bit far. But dawg, did you say you are both at work and banging a chick? Someone is bragging here yo son! Anyways, phone is dead, gotten towed like 50-60 times in total (not only the freeway), and... Nah man, its cool, you know I dont really ask for much, I mean I can still pay you something. Yeah your skinny bitch hands, you can slap me 50 times son.

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Girl, you must have fallen from heaven...because you're dead.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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M - If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. F - Yeah, it's too bad that N and O are already together.

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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I am terribly sorry for talking to you, but I was wondering if...

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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I AM FAGNETO! WELCOME TO GAY!

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- Did you fall from heaven? - No, I dug my way up from Hell.

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Ya know what would look good on you? ME!

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as my dick.

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-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

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Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - U and me - Grammer freak

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jack sanders

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Yo girl... My feelings keep growing, I just have to say it, but it might be too soon, it might even risk our friendship. Awww, just say it. Ok girl, I hate you more for every day, you fucking ugly bitch, if it where not for your money, id leave right away. Moral: Its not about what you want, its about what you need, therefore I decided I only need whatever I want, case closed.

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Are you from Wales, because...well...

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