On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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Pointless truth? Man: Hey, there is always a really slutty dressed woman at every bar with a cowboy hat, fake tits and really spread legs, why? Woman: To get ignored. Moral: SUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!

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Did you just fart coz you're blowing me away!

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why can't a black person play baseball because the steal bases

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Her: Guess what? Him: What? Her Yo Mama! Him: Is she that slut i did last night?

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

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Ay Girl. Can I get yo digletts?

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Guy: (Walks up to girl) "I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts". Girl: "Well that's to bad because you can't have sex with my personality". (Then walks away)

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Man: Do you like a sensitive guy? Women: Yeah, I used to be one.

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- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I cant rhyme, ever since my dog and I were walking down the street and then he died and then i cried and then i died and then he cried

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- Is this seat empty? - Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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imgonna r@pe you

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Girl- Hey ily Boy- say it it just makes it that much better ;) Girl- I'm leaving you

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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*is your name angel cuz that's all i see? *is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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-Your father must be an alien because your out of this world -More like out of your league

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F: I AM SO DRUNK AND HORNY I COULD FUCK ANYONE M: Hey, wanna fuck? F: I SAID ANYONE.. Not anything... Heck I got standards! Moral: Heck she has standards! Her dog is someone!

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- Yo baby can I have your number? - Sure! My number is one *sticks up middle finger*

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I take a shit I think about you bitch *flushes the toilet*

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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-Nice bum where ya from? -Australia, wanna ****?

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-Heyyy there (; -Im lesbian.

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