My dog just died so now you're my only Bitch.

- I think i lost my number, can i have yours? - I think i lost my number too.

Guy -Are you from Tenessee? Girl -No. guy -oh, because you looked kinda southern.

Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

M: Your clothes look great on you. They would even better on my floor. F: No they wouldn't, they would just get dirty. M: You and me should get dirty then. F: Why would I want to get dirty, I'm perfectly fine being clean?

BOY: Are you thinking what im thinking? GIRL: I dont know, what are you thinking? BOY: both of our bum cracks smell like buttery popcorn, i like popcorn :)

Girl, do you believe in love by first sight? Uh maybe... Okay, let me see if those titties of you are real or wonderbra or silicone or whatever... Moral: You are fantastic, you know who you remind me of? Myself ;)

Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

- I'd like to call you. What's your number? - It's in the phone book. - But I don't know your name. - That's in the phone book too.

I love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" "Yes. I ruptured my bowels upon impact."

- I can make your bed rock. - Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

Boy: Are you Mc Donalds? Girl: Why because your loving it? Boy: No because ur fat and greasy!

hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

Do you live around here often?

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-I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. -I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours

So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

Charmeleon is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

Hey, I your dad a baker?...Cuz it would be really cool if he were a baker.

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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