can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

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-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out. -Okay, get out.

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Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people. My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

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(in a loud club) -Do you wanna dance?! -Umm, with YOU? NO! -What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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-Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? -Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

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- I want to give myself to you. - Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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-What sign were you born under? -No Parking.

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What happend to the blue duck that had purple and pink stars on it ? Nothing happend to the blue dick that had purple and pink stars on it Wait A second...

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if i see you naked i'll die happy Well if i see you naked i'l die instandly

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-What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

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-Hey babe, wanna go to my place and bang all night long? -No you freak. -Well, I gave you a choice.

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I heard this one in real life in Spain, pretty good one: Man: Please marry me! I am nothing without you! Woman: If you are worth nothing then why should I want you? Man: Uh... Moral: Its a great honor having a dedicated group of followers making sure my comments always have red thumbs, thanks to this my sociology studies are complete. My thanks to every azzhole out there.

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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-If I take you home, will you iron my clothes and make me a sandwich?

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-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

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Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku Woman: Huh? Ok whatever.... SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!

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- Haven't we met before? - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

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wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

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He: Will we have sex tonight? She: Yes, only I don't know with who you will.

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- I can tell that you want me. - Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.

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-What's your name sexy? -Taken!

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- Your body is like a temple. - Sorry, there are no services today.

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Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

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- Hey, baby, what's your sign? - Do not Enter

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