Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

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Is that a ladder in your hose or the stairway to heaven? It is the stairway to heaven, but I've already got an asshole up there

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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Did it hurt? When I fell from Heaven? NO! WHen you were shot up from hell for stealing my pick up line!!!

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Five dollar women... WOO!

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Male: Paper or plastic? Female: What? Male: Paper or plastic, you know, to put over your head.

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-Do you come here often? -I'm about to.

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-I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. -Aww, because I'm so sweet? -No. Because you're fat as hell.

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Man: Yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Mirror: yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Man: SHIET!!! This never works! Moral: Take a look at yourself before you break yourself! By the time you start looking, sounding, feeling and even smelling awesome in the mirror, then the girls will feel the same way about you, no kidding.

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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Man: (in indian accent) HELLO I AM VERY RICH INDIAN MAN, I HAVE COLLECTION OF EXPENSIVE CARS AND LIMOS, I TAKE LADY HOME AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HER, THEN GIVE HER LOTSA JEWELS AND MONEY! Woman: Cool ill come home with you. Man: Uh... can you lend me money for the bus?

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man: wanna know how i know we're going to f**k tonight? woman: how? man: cuz im stronger than you!

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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"How'd you get the black eye?" "I called Yolanda a two-bit whore." "What did she hit you with?" "A sack of quarters."

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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Got milk? Cuz baby, im of it!

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B:wanna go out sometime? G:I'll go out now and get away from you.

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Do you know karate? Because I'd like to kick you in the face.

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That outfit looks fantastic on you... ..it would look even better in an evidence bag

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Pooh... my my... it sure its fucking cold outside, I have cooled down now, excuse me while I get back to... My well... Je ne sais quoi... Allright, foursome sex! There you got it, thumb this bitch down because I dont like bragging, but these girls dared me to do it, and we all gotta provide and share ;) Moral: I am the only man of course feck! The alternative is disguting!

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I'd hit that.... with a truck.

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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