Boy: You know the keyboard says that U and I are together. Girl: It also says JK

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd take you out back in the shed and screw you!

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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Do you why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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Drunk woman enters what she thinks is a bar... (how original). "man gets close to her" Woman: You men are all dogs! Man: Bark bark! Woman: No need to get cheeky with me asshole! Man: Bark bark... Woman proceeds to pass out and wake up at a kennel... "Mandog": Bark bark. Moral: If you think every man is a dog, then you may just be bark barking the wrong tree... or place... I mean dont expect to find nice men at a dirty bar, and dont expect to find horny jerks at your church reunion. (A moral man original... and I actually like this one!)

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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You are almost as beautiful as my mother.

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you look like my mother

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-Why is one breast bigger than the other? -because I popped it and all the silicone leaked out

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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Girl: Hey classy older man, wanna get to know me better? Man: Sigh... sorry lady I am the man that played Gandalf in that... shitty lords of something movie... Girl: so what? Man: Sigh... you know.. Gandalf the white and Gandalf the gay...? Girl: Huh? Man: Ever seen the X-men? Girl: Yeah... Man: ONE WORD: FAGNETO! Girl: uh.. okay.. "leaves". Ian McKellen: Sigh... should have come out of the closet sooner...

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I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

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Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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- I know how to please a woman. - Then please leave me alone.

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-Your father must be an alien because your out of this world -More like out of your league

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I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

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