-My girlfriend and I want different things out of our relationship. -She wants marriage, children and a house. -I just want out.

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"You'll do."

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Did you just fart? 'cos you blew me away

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Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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—hey girl, how about you give me your phone number and I'll pay half of your order. —sure *passes a paper and paid for the things. The girl walked away* The boy flips open the paper "911, call my dad and ask for me"

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Excuse me, is your father a gardener? No. Why? Because he keeps leaving all his dry leaves on my sidewalk please tell him to clear it!

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what goes up and down , side to side all the time? a compass get your mind out of the gudder.

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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Black dude at bar: HERE COMES THE COLE-TRAIN BABY! WANNA RIDE! Girl: So I assume your name is Cole right? Dude: Uh... actually no but... WAIT! where are you going!

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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—do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come back again? —no, and I think you shall not come back ever.

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bitch: I like it when guys punch me. Me: I love it when you shut the hell up and leave.

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Woman: Hey you look hot and cool, wanna chat? "Man": Meh.. I just stand here with my beerglass trying to look cool in hopes that women ask me out... Woman: UGH! "Man": May I please come with you? Eh... where are you going... HEY! Moral: Trying to look like James Bond in the darkest corner of a bar is not flirting you trucking moron!

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Hey, girl. Looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need is U

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I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

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Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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I really should start saying "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"

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