- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason - Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car I want to rape you

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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yo im will smith yo, thats my name and I was juzz wonderin if you ever you know like the beach or bbq because stuff happen yanno and while I do some rap id just belieeve that things are a bit crazy these times so I was thinking maybe ill ask you out right? But then I was like WHAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAA and... Hey gurl where you goin im just getting warmed up. Moral: I met the guy, day one I had a great day, day two I didnt get any sleep and now I hate him, the end.

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At a ... PUB! Man: Hey... wanna... go out with a true shinob i ninja? ;) Woman: Are you not supposed to be invisible or something? Man: You can see me? SHIT! (runs away). Moral: So what if she saw you you are all covered in a pajamas anyways...

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The ability to speak with dead relatives but only whilst masturbating

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

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How much do you love me? Look at the stars and count them Bu-but it's afternoon Exactly

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Hi there, the voices in my head are telling me to talk to you.

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Guy: What're you doing Friday night? Girl: Not you.

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Baby, I'm no Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock...

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I put the STD in STuD all i need is U!

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Hey, nice shoes..... Wanna F***?

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Drink this!

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If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

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-There's a 'U' in beautiful. -Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

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M: Hey bitch i'll give you £50 to touch my penis. f: Simon thats an afterschool detention M: SCORE!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

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- Haven't I seen you someplace before? - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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Okay, I lied, the one below actually kinda works, people get impressed, it is quite the accomplishment you know... But since I am gonna get married soon I don't pick up as much as I should anyways. Moral: Man

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