excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

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Boy:Nice hair Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't it's fine the way it is

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On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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Woman: ARGH! I hate fist-ing Man: Fist-Ing? THis tiny hand? Nah baby this is mah PINGAS! Moral: Once you go black, you cant go back.

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Nero: My name is Nero... Woman: Why I mean you aint black? Nero: Sure about that? Moral: In the Darkness... We are all the same...

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You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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-wow I could just drown in the ocean of your eyes -well why don't you -well I'll steal your sisters number, get lost at sea, and shipreck in her bed Then you can come and save us when she is shouting S.O.S out of the other room

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Every kiss begins with K. Except for ugly, that begins with U.

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You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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Him: I've got something that will fill you up. Her: Sorry, I'm looking for a meal, not an appetizer.

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I scream, You scream, The Police come, It's Awkward...

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The holocaust was a disaster, and so are you.

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I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

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If i don't have sex in 30 seconds i'll have to kiss you

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"Are you a parking ticket?" "What?" "You’ve got fine written all over you"

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He: I know all 21 letters of the Alphabet She: Isn't there 26?? He: Oh yeah...i keep forgetting URAQT

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Are you doing push-ups with your knees down? Cuz im not sure if this is working out.

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Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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On your mark, get set, suck my dick.

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-Hey babe, wanna go to my place and bang all night long? -No you freak. -Well, I gave you a choice.

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