- Anti-Pickup Line

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Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girl: Did it hurt when you were thrust through the ash-filled layers of Hell?

F: I AM SO DRUNK AND HORNY I COULD FUCK ANYONE M: Hey, wanna fuck? F: I SAID ANYONE.. Not anything... Heck I got standards! Moral: Heck she has standards! Her dog is someone!

your almost as hot as my wife

I couldn't help but notice you from the other side of the bar. You look way better from over there.

If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

-I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. -I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours

-Do your feet hurt? Because I couldn't help but notice you look about 75 pounds overweight and I hear that is rough on your feet.

“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

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Hey babe, where've you been all my life. Well let's see, I used to live up north in Newcastle then I moved to Liverpool and I'm just down here in London for one day on work.

-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

Guy: want to hear a joke about my penis. don't worry, it's too long Girl: want to hear a joke about my vagina. don't worry, you won't get it

Man: GET IN THE VAN! Woman: NO! Man: Well... How about the Limo? Its got beverages and caviar and... Woman: OOH :D Moral: Always go for the limo first,

- I would love to get into your pants... - You can't: I have an asshole in there already.

Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

Whatever I'll just date myself.

Guy: Have you ever been surfing? Girl: No; Yes Guy: Wanna surf in my jizz?

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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