Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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-Go on don't be shy, Ask me out. -Okay Go out.

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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

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Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

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Can I have your number? -I don't have one.

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baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

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"Hey can I get your number?" "-12 Like the inches of your dick."

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Like my status for a tbh? Cause to be honest you are the prettiest girl I ever met ;) Like MY status for a tbh? cause to be honest, thats old and No one gets on Facebook. Twitter all the way :p Oh did I say prettiest? I meant b*tchiest you are horrible at comebacks. So your dumb too! -__________-

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If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could i come between the holidays?

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put you and that other girl together.

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And then one day God invented man, the worlds third most useless invention. Moral: I cant stop laughing, thank you everybody I actually got top grades in sociology studies for this moral man crap XD

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Here, flowers for a pretty lady. These arent flowers they are leaves. Well you arent a pretty lady so hah!

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M - wanna have some fun? F - No! M - 0k, i have no choice but to rape you!

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- Can I buy you a drink? - Yes, providing you f**k off immediately afterwards and I never have the misfortune to see or smell you ever again.

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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are you from subway cause you givin me a footlong

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Man: Well... you seem female enough at least... wanna come home? Woman?: Uh... well... okay ;) But I am a man thought ;) Man: That is disgusting! I am so ashamed! Not Woman: Oh, well sorry :(.. Man: So... as I said you SEEM female enough so wanna come home? The other man: :D I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ASKED ME! ITS SO BEAUTIFUL... so well... NO! Man: This is not getting anywhere is it? Author. NO!

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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You must have a large mass because i am highly attracted to you

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