Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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He: You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She: You are so handsome when you keep your mouth shut.

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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Woman: ARGH! I hate fist-ing Man: Fist-Ing? THis tiny hand? Nah baby this is mah PINGAS! Moral: Once you go black, you cant go back.

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Yeah you got me there dude, you really got my bragging rights... I am here with some "just" (nothing special) friend of my wife, that is wearing me out as she wont get off my Swagger, but while mentioning it like this makes me just as depraved as her... Gotta say, woman pleading me to get jumping on my cock, while my wife makes us breakfast... ...Im done being the king, im a fucking God. Anyway, "Eriksen" (you know who I mean) is pissed at me because I was supposed to be at work, and he apparently spends time here looking for me when he knows I am getting down and... Man this woman needs the cock... I mean at this rate she will bang me to death... ...But what a way to go. But seriously, would I really be at work, and allow you to come get my/now your car from garage whose walls are so paper thin that the police and securitas would be on your ass if I was not at least nearby? (well securitas are lazy, but as a lawyer, I benefit from suing them... Again) There are like eight alarms there, and you so gangsta you would get jailed. UPDATE: Punches, not slaps, remember the guy who punched that sweet chick when he got drunk, and then you punched me down and I got up and broke your jaw? Yeah that shit stings still, Five punches, at any time (no haymakers hey, I know my haymakers/uppercuts) but you take five punches... The fuck am I talking to, whigs is here already... Moral: I wont just write this shit just to make it all disappear with a delete button, fuck, im a super sayan!

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I have a twin bed...we should have a threesome;)))

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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you actually look alright with the lights on.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'I' and 'U' together. Really? Cos' I like it just the way it is... With 'N' and 'O' together.

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-Hey babe, wanna go to my place and bang all night long? -No you freak. -Well, I gave you a choice.

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "your sister" and "I" together.

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I love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.

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He: Do you like aardvarks? She: No. He: Neither do I, I'm Harold...

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- I think i lost my number, can i have yours? - I think i lost my number too.

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Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

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"is that a ladder in your tights? or a fire escape for the crabs?"

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guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

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Soon

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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"You'll do."

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Business Y U No Advertise?

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Get your coat love. I've got a knife

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