Hey ladies ;) I like to post lots of anti-pickuplines! ;) Girls: WOW! I WANNA JOIN YOU HOME! ME TOO ME TOO! The anti-part: This will never happen in real life.

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How do you know where gonna have sex tonight.Im stronger than you.

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-You know I've always had a thing for blondes -thats funny, i've always had a thing for girls

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Guy: Have you ever been to Thailand? Girl: No Guy: Well maybe I should take you to Bangkok

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MAN: You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again. WOMAN: You wanna know what's desperate? Read the first word again!

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My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm but I accidentally gave her the glue stick, she is still not talking to me.

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nice kid... want another?

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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In the USA: Man: Hello, I am half Iraq and half Afghanistan, my name is Osama Bin Allah! Girl: Oh... Uh em... I do not mind you nor anything but, you are like uh... civilized and stuff right? Just asking! Man: Of course miss, so how many camels to get into your pussy? Girl: OMG! Man: WAIT YOU MISHEAR ME! I SAY HOW MANY CARAMELS TO GET INTO YOUR... never mind... Moral: Seriously just give up, this must be the worst "pickupline" ever

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Your skin would make a nice coat.

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I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

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why did the boy laugh? A:he saw another boy get raped by a giant scorpian

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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Adventures of Drunken man with standards 2: Man: Well you are kinda uh... big for me... no offense lady, I mean you are sexy but you are... well fat.. in fact you are TRUCKING HUGE! and I have standards, HIGH STANDARDS ACTUALLY... but since you are so charming and have such a great personality... I guess we can go for it... Kid: Mommy... what is that naked man doing to that blimp? Moral: Standards... we all got them... they are invisible for a reason though...

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what goes up and down , side to side all the time? a compass get your mind out of the gudder.

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Good news: you'll never-ever-ever have a zit again. Bad news: because there's no more space for it to pop out.

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The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

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For Christmas I got some toy soldiers, To play with when I'm in bed, But I got bored with my seargents and majors, So I played with my privates instead.

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Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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-Want my number? -I already know it. It's 1. -Phone numbers have more then one digit... -Oh, I thought we were referring to your IQ level...my bad.

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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Are those space pants? Cause there's not enough space in my house to fit your ass.

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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