If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put you and that other girl together.

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- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason - Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

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M: Your clothes look great on you. They would even better on my floor. F: No they wouldn't, they would just get dirty. M: You and me should get dirty then. F: Why would I want to get dirty, I'm perfectly fine being clean?

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Guy: What're you doing Friday night? Girl: Not you.

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Did it hurt when you burst through the concrete emerging from hell? Yes, yes it did.

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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- Is this seat empty? - Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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Guy: Hey baby, did you come by car? Girl: No I walked. Guy: Well I can make you come in mine.

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- So what do you do for a living? - I'm a female impersonator.

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girl- how much does a polar bear weigh? girl- enough to break the-- boy- Are you talking about an adult polar bear? boy- then it's around 400-500 kg girl- blast!

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-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out. -Okay, get out.

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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Do you work for UPS? 'Cause i could swear that you were checking out my package.

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Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

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- I know how to please a woman. - Then please leave me alone.

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Eyh! its me Black Metal, I seriously cant pay you right now son! Sorry if this comes late this page do not work for shit, (I bet thats why you pick this page you egomaniac son, If you was not full of em charisma id never do this alright?) Okay Overlord, I got your message, hell you know my sister loves you crazy crazy man, why the hell would I try to "hold her away" I mean fuck its banging, so yeah thumbs ups man High five for my sister, its you know, she was super shy before you showed up, now she cant do gym anymore (haha man you so hardcore) but she has lots of friends and you know... So am I absolved now Overlord Black Metal? Moral: Because this guy made me put this, man, you making me feel like a total bitch, good play son!

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Welcome to DIE!

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*Boy looks at cloth* -Does this smell like chlorophorm?

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Hey Clarkson, you know about this pointless invention Named Nero The Moral man? Clarkson: No. Nero: No. Is this because horsehead network sucks? Clarkson: Yes. Nero: WTF AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE! Oh yeah I am fucking it away... Fuck me, every girl around me just ends up completely fucked.... ;)

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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