My friends just bet me 50 dollars that I couldn't pick you up if I came over and spoke with you, would you like a few free drinks on their money?

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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why did the boy laugh? A:he saw another boy get raped by a giant scorpian

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A modified classic, props to the original poster: Man: Ask me out! Woman: Ok, get out! Man: No no, I said ASK me out. Woman: Okay... will you please get out? Man: No but thanks for asking me out, I am so gonna tell your friends how I rejected you asking me out. Moral: When beaten... THERE IS NO BEATING! If negative people can turn everything into a loss, thinking positive call help you turn anything into victory. I mean Hitler murdered millions right? Arent you happy (Jew or not), that it was not you? VICTORY! (if somehow Pyrrhic depending on how you turn on it... But if you wanna turn a gain to a pain, go ahead...)

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Hey, you look like a hooker I fondled in Las Vegas

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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- hey baby i wanna show you something - wait i wanna show you something too -what is it? -my fists

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Man: So you will come home with me later? Girl: Sure! Man: Great then ill just go find more women I can bang later in the meantime... Moral: Depending of the kind of woman, this is of no consequence...

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"Hey did I not meet you at the singles and desperates club?"

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Hey, Are You From Tennessee, Because Your License Plate Says Tennessee.

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Put the lotion on the skin!

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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If you were attacked by a bear with chainsaw arms i hope it stays away from your face, because I think you're cute.

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Boy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: I don't have a boyfriend but I have a Girlfriend !

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Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other Girl: It's already together dumbass

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So when' the baby due?

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Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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-Darling, I will never stop pursuing you. Even from the ends of the earth, I will follow you wherever you go. Really, I love you that much. -"Honey", I will call the police and have you thrown in jail for stalking me. Really, I hate you that much.

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