Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

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I was a little bit nervous to talk to you at first, but thankfully my Aides encouraged me to do it.

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To my story below, I now remember why she never took me seriously... While I was staring at her erect nipples she asked me if I was gay, I replied "uhuh", to everything as I was too busy looking at what I could have grabbed that day... Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Today she looks uh... less appealing in more ways than one.... but lets not go into details, I need to get something out here... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! In 40 years at my deathbed: The only thing I regret is... is... DAMN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Handsome rich looking man: I would like to take you somewhere nice, maybe watch a movie at the cinema, then we could go to my place and have a romantic dinner.. finally... Girl: YES YES! Man: as I was saying... Finally I can make sweet love with your dog...if its fine by you... Girl: wtf?

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Guy - Did it hurt? Girl - Giving birth to my triplets? Yes, it was like shitting a walrus.

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-Hey, what's your sign? -I don't know, but yours must be Cancer.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... Because it looks like you landed on your face!

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Girl: You look so happy, I am glad this is working out. Freud: Maaaaan I was just thinking about fucking my mom! Moral: Sickman Fraud.

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Do Your feet hurt? Cause youve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now

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You like peanuts? Cause I like penis.

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Guy: Thanks Girl: Why? Guy: Cuz you made me get rid of that boner

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You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

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why are you you touching me ????

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Man: I would kill anyone at anytime for a kiss from you. Woman: Kill yourself now.

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Couple in bed: Woman: I want some variation... you into roleplay? Man: Sure! Woman: Ok, Ill be a hot housemaid... Man: OK but they have little mana so... ill be a firemage! Woman: Huh? Man: SHHHH! its not your time to attack yet! Moral: Geeks...

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How does a ghost walk through walls? There's normally a door.

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After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

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Do you live around here often?

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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

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Whatever I'll just date myself.

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