Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? nwaaahhh *blushing or something* Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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Eat me, I'm organic!

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd take you out back in the shed and screw you!

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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Man: Hi ladies I am back for more if you know what I mean ;) Ladies: Get lost you damn hippie! The seventies are over! Man: Whaaat? I died for your sins you know! Moral: Ever heard of Jesus`s ladyfriends? There, now you see what I mean.

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Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

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HERE COMES NERO! Ladies get your red thumbs ready, guys... Fuck off with all due respect.. To the ladies. Me: Who am I? Woman: Nobody as far a I care... Me: :D MORAL: I am Nobody, Nobody is PERFECT!

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Mother: Fuck me son fuck me harder. Me: Mother no! My body is not ready aaaaaaaaaarghhh! Moral: Why do dreams have to stop when it gets good? Dont know son, ready for round two?

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

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Boy: You remind me of the ocean Girl: Because I'm mysterious, adventurous, and romantic? Boy: No, because you make me sick

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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-Can I have your number? -Can my boyfriend punch you in the face?

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I couldn't help but notice you from the other side of the bar. You look way better from over there.

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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