Babe your dad is an terorist because your a real bomb !!!

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Hey, you want a ride?

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Sorry Nero, this is still Golgo 12, I am trying to reach you here as the other place is down, I can see why some people consider you insane, sorry to admit I left the order by the time you left as well, Eliza was the only one that could keep up with your stuff, the rest well you know... So point zero is some kind of elysum now huh? For real? And you rule there? I mean I never doubted your wisdom, but six million people living some kinda new world order at point zero? Thats hard to believe.

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Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

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“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” ? Groucho Marx

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "your sister" and "I" together.

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Are you a broom? Cause you look like a rather dull, inanimate object that collects dust.

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Hey, nice shoes. Where did you buy them ? My girlfriend wants shoes like that.

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That King that said: Kill all male babies... Lets say he was a teenager? Moral: Excellent job son, but you see, sharing is caring, have a victory drink!... Thing is... I don't care... rest well...For eternity... Hughman Heffer... The seed has been sown... you got nothing on me...

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rohypnol. rape drug

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Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

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(this is only funny if ur a guy!) you go to a party im a man you get a drink im a man you laugh with friends im a man u see a hot chick im a man you invite her over to ur place im a man you go up in the bedroom im a man you go to pull her pants off im a man and she says... im a man!

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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if u were a triangle u'd be an obtuse one fat ass

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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I have no gag reflex.

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

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I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Hey baby, you're really hot, I like girls with some meat for my bone.

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man:hey can you help me look for my dog i lost him in this cheap motel room girl: oh really i didnt know rotten garbage like you actully a had a friend even if it is a pet!

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