M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

hey baby i just came in my pants

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I cant rhyme, ever since my dog and I were walking down the street and then he died and then i cried and then i died and then he cried

Charmeleon is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

I'm craving some bacon, wanna strip?

Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either

Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness.

Man: Dayuuuum *slaps ass* Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

Guy: Do you like me? Girl: No Guy: ..... Girl: You didn't ask me if I loved you! Guy: Do you love me? :D Girl: No

Guy: hey, we have been friends for a long time but I really need to tell you something Girl: omg I love you too :D Guy: what, no no. I'm a zoophilic

Man: Your so hot, i think heavens missing an angel Girl: ... Man: ... Girl: ... Girl 2: Sophie turn your hearing aid on Man: oooh.

Boy: Are you Mc Donalds? Girl: Why because your loving it? Boy: No because ur fat and greasy!

Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

Is there a mirror in your pocket?... Because if so, you should probably take it out and, uh, fix what you have going on there.

-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

-Wanna have sex? -No -Damn

Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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