-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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Male: You're so beautiful. Female: Well thank you. Male: Yeah, you look just like my Mom.

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Nice hair, can I pull it?

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

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-I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. -Aww, because I'm so sweet? -No. Because you're fat as hell.

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-Hey babe, wanna go to my place and bang all night long? -No you freak. -Well, I gave you a choice.

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This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

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Five dollar women... WOO!

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"You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister..."

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guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

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Ever had violent sex with a murderer/rapist? ;) ;)

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Guy: Hi, I am sexually attracted to you. May I walk over to the bar and purchase you a drink and then another and then another untill you become intoxicated and more likely to allow me to have sexual intercourse with you? Girl: You speak funny. Get lost.

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- I'd like to call you. What's your number? - It's in the phone book. - But I don't know your name. - That's in the phone book too.

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Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

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if i was a fly, i'd be all over you, because you are the SHIT.

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

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Q: How did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

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-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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