Is there a mirror in your pocket?... Because if so, you should probably take it out and, uh, fix what you have going on there.

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Boy:Nice hair Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

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- Is it hot in here, or is it just the broken A/C unit?

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Girl: Hi honey, wanna see a magic trick? Boy: Sure, why not? Girl -POOF- YOU'RE SINGLE!

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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In a classy bar: KEEP IT CLASSY! Man: Hello there dear... your eyes sparkle like the sun itself... Woman: Oh... thank you random stranger, that is the most beautiful thing someone have ever said to me :D Man: Really? But you are gorgeous (the two proceed to have a long CLASSY conversation and laughing in a classy reserved matter and drinking classy champagne and whatever... and then: Man: Ahahaha yes that is indeed true... By the way... would you mind becoming the single lonely mother of my children? Moral: skipped most of school classes... class ... overrated...

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I have a knife and a penis. Choose which one goes in you.

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So, you're a girl, huh?

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can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

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I heard this one in real life in Spain, pretty good one: Man: Please marry me! I am nothing without you! Woman: If you are worth nothing then why should I want you? Man: Uh... Moral: Its a great honor having a dedicated group of followers making sure my comments always have red thumbs, thanks to this my sociology studies are complete. My thanks to every azzhole out there.

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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will you marry me

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Man: I would kill anyone at anytime for a kiss from you. Woman: Kill yourself now.

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You smell just like my mom...

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You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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(boy gives flowers to a girl) Girl: Are these for me? Boy: Nope, I just want you to hold them for me for a second..

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Charmeleon is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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man:hey can you help me look for my dog i lost him in this cheap motel room girl: oh really i didnt know rotten garbage like you actully a had a friend even if it is a pet!

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Him: What's it like in Hell? Her: Why are you asking me that? Him: Because you're the devil and I know where the f*ck you came from; I can see you're horny.

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Are your legs tired? cuz ive got a raging boner and need to get rid of it

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