#1 You're breath smells like Skittles, can I taste the rainbow? No, because , while mine may smell like Skittles, yours reeks. #2 Girl: Hey, I got this new Kiss Proof lip gloss, wanna try it out? (there are 2 answers to this) 1.Boy: Well, yours may be Kiss Proof, but mines not, and I don't have time to re-apply this after 2. Yeah, I do want to try it out, but not with you.

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your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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Girl: Do you know any good movies? Boy: Snakes on a plane Girl: Whats it about? Boy: It's about Horses.. on a boat.

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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Woman: Hey is it true you black men have big penises? Black Man: Hell yeah woman! Mine is so big, its at least three times longer than my fist and at least 4 times as wide! Lets go get some hoe! Woman: Uh... well uh... its just that... uh... Moral: Be careful for what you wish for, when fantasy becomes reality... it may hurt....

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

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Boy- I'm heading back to my place. Want to come? Girl-Sorry you strike me as a person who cums all by himself.

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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Man: Hey, you dont look that fucking ugly, wanna go home with me? mirror: *shatters* Moral: If your ugliness ever shatters your mirror let me know, ill look at it and it will assemble itself back on its own.

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-Eeeeeeeey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? -An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),[4] while an adult female is about half that.

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” ? Groucho Marx

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-As I slipped my finger in her hole I could feel her getting wetter and wetter, When I pulled it out she was going down on me. I should probably start looking for a new boat...

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-You wanna get laid tonight? -You wanna never have sex again?

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

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Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

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Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

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Male: Paper or plastic? Female: What? Male: Paper or plastic, you know, to put over your head.

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Is there a mirror in your pants? If so, you should shove it up your ass, it would probably make you look better.

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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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