- Anti-Pickup Line

Man - Hey you're kinda pretty! Woman - Um thanks... Man - Whoa slow down! I said kinda.

Boy- Can I buy you a drink? Girl- Sure, after seeing your face I'll need the strongest thing that they have.

Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

"Rate your looks out of 10" "awkward... maybe 8 or 9 i guess?" "I said 10, not 100"

Are you from Austrailia? Because I'd like to put my tongue in your butthole

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Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

Hi there, the voices in my head are telling me to talk to you.

If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

I've got candy.

You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

Man: Hey I am the hunk that writes the stories with morals, and I thumb them up myself... since they mostly get thumbed down slower that way... Ladies: REALLY! WOW WE NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD MEET A CELEBRITY! LETS HAVE AN ORGY! Man: HEY! LADIES WAIT WAIT! ONLY 8 AT THE TIME! HELP I AM GETTING GRAPED!... Anyway who am I kidding please proceed but stop fighting over the joystick I have enough joy to all thanks to my writing progress!¨ Moral: His-tory AKa My-Story, and you know that they say that the winners are the one to write history ;), and if you do not know what I mean, you are probable banging me too right now... (true story)

Man and woman in bed, as the man looks troubled: Woman: Hey you are not in the mood? Whats wrong? Man looking down his pants: SNAKE! ANSWER ME! SNAKE WHATS WRONG? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEE! Woman: We arent gonna have sex huh? Man looks down pants again: Nuh huh... game over girl... game over...

Man: If I ask you to go on a date, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one? Woman: (pause) Rape!

excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

Man: Your body is a temple! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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I like your shirt, it would look better in my pants

HE ; " MY NAME'S BOND, JAMES BOND" SHE;" MY NAME'S , OFF!"

M:HEY BABY! Where you from? W: Im a lesbian.. M: COOL! So which part of Lesbia are you from?

-You are so lovely. -DOES NOT COMPUTE...

Real life anti Joke mambo number five: Me: Hey wanna do it? Girl: I am a nun now remember? Me: Yeah but I always wanted to do it with a nun ;). Moral: She forgave me, nine years later :P

Anti-Pickup Line

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