Drink this!

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If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

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"You'll do."

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

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GET IN THE VAN!!!

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I know who you are, and where you live. Can we meet there later?

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M. Do you want to go out with me? F. Okay but first take me to your place where we can be alone to make furious love to one another M. Wow this never happens I must be.. (Wakes up) dreaming

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so how long have you been a bald ghost wombat?

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Batman bravely leaps in front of the Robin: Bats: WATCH OUT FOR THAT GAY-RAY! *Bats suddenly grabs Robin and starts making out with him* Bats: I am sorry, I cannot stop it... I... Robin: I am underage so maybe it was a pedo-ray or something... Joker: What gay ray? What pedo ray? It was suppose to disintegrate you! But whatever, I win. Moral: It was a looong trip back home.

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-I know you want to ask me out. I am free anytime. -Ok, then go out.

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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if u were a triangle u'd be an obtuse one fat ass

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-Want to get on your knees and suck my dick? -No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

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Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this relationship

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Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

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Little guy: I also beat Mike Tyson with my fists! Woman: Meh, from what I heard you beat some nobody named Mr.Dream! Little guy: Damn you Nintendo! Moral: He sure was not a big mac... more like a little ma.. baaaah you wont get it anyways!....

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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man: wanna know how i know we're going to f**k tonight? woman: how? man: cuz im stronger than you!

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Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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That King that said: Kill all male babies... Lets say he was a teenager? Moral: Excellent job son, but you see, sharing is caring, have a victory drink!... Thing is... I don't care... rest well...For eternity... Hughman Heffer... The seed has been sown... you got nothing on me...

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