Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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-Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low self-esteem. I will prey on your poor self-image for short-term sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. -OK.

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Pointless truth? Man: Hey, there is always a really slutty dressed woman at every bar with a cowboy hat, fake tits and really spread legs, why? Woman: To get ignored. Moral: SUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - U and me - Grammer freak

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Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

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guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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It that a tsunami in your panties or are you excited to see me.. :)

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Guy: want to hear a joke about my penis. don't worry, it's too long Girl: want to hear a joke about my vagina. don't worry, you won't get it

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—do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come back again? —no, and I think you shall not come back ever.

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- Are you from Tennessee bec- - Yes

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ur so hot, i'd let u put ur vagina inside of me

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jack sanders

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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Fear not moral man is back, in a moment of weakness I let myself go... let us put it this way... some like me, some hate me, that is what happens when people such as I speak their opinion. And if someday the entire world wants to destroy Moral Man... Moral Man will unleash doomsday! Moral: I am back, like me, hate me, you can still ignore me... but until I get some sleep and can start working out again (icy weather is not for bicycling is it?) Then Moral Man stands... Ps: Hey, thanks there below, my most thumbed up comments had minus 5 and such, so I got kinda down since I thought the internet too needed someone that speaks his mind. More Morals: But then I remembered I do this to entertain myself, and that you downvoters can all go screw yourselves! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAN! MORAL MAAAAAAAAN! Action figures in store now!

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Golf.

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can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't it's fine the way it is

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-I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. -I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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EVERYONE ELSE

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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