Roses are red, violets are blue. When I take a shit I think about you bitch *flushes the toilet*

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That King that said: Kill all male babies... Lets say he was a teenager? Moral: Excellent job son, but you see, sharing is caring, have a victory drink!... Thing is... I don't care... rest well...For eternity... Hughman Heffer... The seed has been sown... you got nothing on me...

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At a bar (for originality`s sake :P) Man: Hello would you want to come home with me and uckucukucekcuah cough... AAAAAARRrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh (dies of heart attack) Woman: Wow that was an original line, ok ill come home with you... err... hello... uh... is everything okay? Moral: Despite this "joke" death is rarely a good pickup line.

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on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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- Do you wanna play the rape game? - NO! - That's the spirit!

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This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

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If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

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Were your parents chemists? cuz you look like TEST TUBE BABY :D

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Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

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If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

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what goes up and down , side to side all the time? a compass get your mind out of the gudder.

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Man: GET IN THE VAN! Woman: NO! Man: Well... How about the Limo? Its got beverages and caviar and... Woman: OOH :D Moral: Always go for the limo first,

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In a loud bar: Man: Do you enjoy gRape? Woman: HOW DARE YOU YOU PERVERT! Man: Uh... how about raisins then... Woman: Err... can you repeat that first question again... Moral: I would but I would have to bypass the censorship somehow...

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Did it hurt when you burst through the concrete emerging from hell? Yes, yes it did.

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- I can make your wildest dreams come true. - I know. I had this nightmare some creep wouldn't leave me alone...

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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M: What's your name? W: Jenny. M: What's your number? W: eight-six-seven-five-three-oh-ni-yie-yen

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He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

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Damn gurl, are you a microwave? Cause for sure you are burning me hot.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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-I wish i were DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes. -You're a loser

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-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

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Are you a computer technician? Because you turn my hardware into software.

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