Are you a beaver? Because your overbite seems to be made for my wood. Moral: Take what you see, improve it, and steal the glory... We all do it... maybe not as obvious as this... but judging me badly would be hypocrisy...

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Pointless truth? Man: Hey, there is always a really slutty dressed woman at every bar with a cowboy hat, fake tits and really spread legs, why? Woman: To get ignored. Moral: SUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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Did it hurt when you burst through the concrete emerging from hell? Yes, yes it did.

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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I have a gun.

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Soon

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Is your father a gardener? -No, why? ..Because I was wondering what a cactus like you doing in a place like this.

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Man: Oh.. girl you smell so nice... Girl: TRY ANOTHER LINE AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TlTS LOSER! Man: Uh... I am blind... Girl: Um...

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Guy: What're you doing Friday night? Girl: Not you.

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And then it hit me...no really now I'm bleeding

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Lesbihonest

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Eat me, I'm organic!

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Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

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- Can I have your number? - Sure. Twelve.

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Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

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How you doin? go away- I have a gun

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- I would love to get into your pants... - You can't: I have an asshole in there already.

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- Did it hurt? - Yes.

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- Hey, baby, what's your sign? - Do not Enter

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Wow! You know, your eyes are like blueberries, wait, can I actually, can I actually, I'm kinda hungry, can I, can I have them?

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"Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?" "Unfertilized."

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