For the males that do not know what I mean with "woman screams" comment below... well HAHAHAHAHAH LOSERS LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEERS! Moral: Read a book about females more interesting parts one day you lazy bastard... as for the girls... I am not talking about anything bad nor dirty... just 12 hour orgasms and such nice things... WHAT? YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT IS HORRIBLE? Well in that case you dont know what you are missing... and you wont ever know.... Ps: Can you believe I am actually trying to get thumbs downs but keep getting upped? Thanks for accepting my ever growing controversial nature, lets keep it that way and soon moral man will uh... receive a medal for uh... well a small keychain for... uh... you know what? Never mind.

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Hey giiiiiiiiiiirl, I'm no Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm using my hand but thinking of you ;)

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Mother: Fuck me son fuck me harder. Me: Mother no! My body is not ready aaaaaaaaaarghhh! Moral: Why do dreams have to stop when it gets good? Dont know son, ready for round two?

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what goes up and down , side to side all the time? a compass get your mind out of the gudder.

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I just killed my wife. What should I do?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blob fish are ugly and so are you.

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Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

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Five dollar women... WOO!

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I have a really big..... Bank Account

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-My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in...

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knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

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Male: Did it hurt??? Female: What, when I fell from heaven? Male: No, the first time you did anal!!!

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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Gurl, I'll do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

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Im tired of fapping... wanna help me get some variation?

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Mens most noob things to say during sex: "Thank you" "Do I really get all this for free?" "Sure you don't want me to pay you?" "MOTHER!" *crying* "You`re wet down there! Did you just pee yourself? DISGUSTING!!!" "I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!" "STOP SUCKING CUZ IM ABOUT TO CUM!!"

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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Huge blue man: I AM THE APOCALYPSE! YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Huge blue man: "facepalm" THIS GAME, IS OVER! Moral: Dont start out too strong...

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Yeah! Keep drinking girl! Ill just lube your backdoor, what? Dont ask, just drink! Moral: I love it when women call me a pig, all men are pigs, and real women dont want some boy...

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Girl- Hey ily Boy- say it it just makes it that much better ;) Girl- I'm leaving you

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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