Low confidence edition: Woman: Hi there cutie, you new here? Guy: Lady, believe me I am out of your league. Woman: You look really nice and I was wondering if... Guy: No really, believe me, I am boring and a virgin, but my mom says I am nice, but pfft no, just stop wasting your time and giving me false allusions please... Moral: Someone kill that faggot!

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- Did you fall from heaven? - No, I dug my way up from Hell.

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- Do you wanna play the rape game? - NO! - That's the spirit!

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Guy: You look like a suitable mate and I'd thoroughly enjoy engaging in rough, sweaty sex with you and your lady parts.

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(in a loud club) -Do you wanna dance?! -Umm, with YOU? NO! -What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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Hey can I have your number? No.

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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man:hey can you help me look for my dog i lost him in this cheap motel room girl: oh really i didnt know rotten garbage like you actully a had a friend even if it is a pet!

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Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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You're parents must be assholes because baby you're the shit!

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-How much do you love me? -Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. -But it's the morning. -Exactly.

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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Boy: You know, just because one is beautiful does not mean that she is intelligent. Girl: Really? Boy: Yeah. But I'd like to tell you that you're a very good exception. Girl: Do you really think so? Boy: Of course! You're already ugly, yet you're so incredibly stupid!

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

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- Can I buy you a drink? - Yes, providing you f**k off immediately afterwards and I never have the misfortune to see or smell you ever again.

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-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

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Guy: You must put sugar in your cereal every morning... Girl: Why cause I am so sweet :) Guy: No because you haven't been able to see your toes in at least 20 years...

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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Roses are red Violets are gold Get on your knees And do what your told

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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what goes up and down , side to side all the time? a compass get your mind out of the gudder.

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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