Man: I can control all women in the world! Guys: WOOOOT YEAH! Me: I can control all men! Guys: Huh?? Man: What the fuck is that good for you like guys or something? Wait hey let go of me! Moral: And off the endless cliff you all go MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Ladies, it seems it is up to us to repopulate this world, not sure if we can make it, but I shall do my best, but since I am just one, you better do all the moving, so I can conserve my energy.

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That outfit looks fantastic on you... ..it would look even better in an evidence bag

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

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- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

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Man- According to my magic watch you're not wearing any underwear. Woman- Yes, I am! Man- Damn! I guess my watch is 15 minutes fast.

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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-Can I have your number? -Can my boyfriend punch you in the face?

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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- you come here often? -i used to until you came here

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blob fish are ugly and so are you.

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I also got a phd. Awesome in what? Uh wait, is phd and std the same? Wait I mean... Moral: Just leave you dont want to find out the wrong way.

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fancy going halves on a bastard?

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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" Grab your coat love ...it's cold in my basement"

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Girl, you must have fallen from heaven...because you're dead.

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I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

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Im the demanding customer, your Dominos Pizza, I will make you Cum in 30 minutes or less.

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J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

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Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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