Hey, i looked up the word beauty in the thesaurus and your name was mentioned there. ..... in the antonyms

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Welcome to DIE!

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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Man - Hey you're kinda pretty! Woman - Um thanks... Man - Whoa slow down! I said kinda.

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Woman: The church is fantastic, I see Jesus wherever I go! Me: I see a psycho wherever you go. Moral: PSYCHO CRUSHER!

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Is there a mirror in your pants? If so, you should shove it up your ass, it would probably make you look better.

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Man: Comon babe a little BJ wont hurt anyone get down..... Woman: sorry im alergic to peanuts

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

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M: Woah I am drunk baby... But I gotta say... you`re the hottest bitch in town! B: Bark bark!

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together -The order of the alphabet is arbitrary. It's not my fault that you kept U and I apart.

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Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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- Did you fall from heaven? - No, I dug my way up from Hell.

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I hope you like trees because I've got wood!

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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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-How much do you love me? -Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. -But it's the morning. -Exactly.

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Black dude at bar: HERE COMES THE COLE-TRAIN BABY! WANNA RIDE! Girl: So I assume your name is Cole right? Dude: Uh... actually no but... WAIT! where are you going!

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