I'm craving some bacon, wanna strip?

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are you on fire?

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Batman enters a bar: Batman: Ladies... I am Batman... *everyone runs out screaming* Batman: *facepalm* Moral: Want to be feared? Well what did you expect? Who I am? Are you dense? Retarded or something? I am the goddamn Moral-Man!

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-I better drive you home, miss. Because you're a woman and you can't drive. Get it?

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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- Lets get outta here and have some fun - If you got your fathers dick....no

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"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

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Guy: You must put sugar in your cereal every morning... Girl: Why cause I am so sweet :) Guy: No because you haven't been able to see your toes in at least 20 years...

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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Man: Do you like a sensitive guy? Women: Yeah, I used to be one.

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- I can make your bed rock. - Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

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"My mom won't be home for hours..."

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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ANYWAY... I have been married for around X years right? (My wife is anon because reasons valid reasons!) And I told my wife "Babe, you know what you got married into baby, how about you and I consider having a third one in the bed... No not a guy, thats disgusting, you agree? Awwride! So anyways, she was like "Uh... Ask me again in a year I need to think things trough, and I want you for myself..." Next week we was fucking my new (back then neighbor) which is 28 or whatever (I dont remember my neighbors name BAHAHA (actual laugher)... Peeps, say what you want about me, ill be the one fucking the prom queen tomorrow... And you know, maybe someone else, sex with more than my waifu the prom queen is addictive, I mean sharing (salive, cum juices) is caring right? Okay, I better stop here, Rebecca (SHADDAP AUTOCORRECT ITS HOW HER NAME IS SPELLED... I guess) is upset... No not because I am typing this, but because I am out here freezing my ballz off smoking her ciggs... Man The great stuff about "decent equipment" is that I dont need all that much energy, just the speed to keep the girls screaming!

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-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -You look like a rapist.

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Guy: (Walks up to girl) "I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts". Girl: "Well that's to bad because you can't have sex with my personality". (Then walks away)

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Are you a beaver? Because your overbite seems to be made for my wood. Moral: Take what you see, improve it, and steal the glory... We all do it... maybe not as obvious as this... but judging me badly would be hypocrisy...

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- Your body is like a temple. - Sorry, there are no services today.

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-How much do you love me? -Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. -But it's the morning. -Exactly.

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- Can I buy you a drink? - Yes, providing you f**k off immediately afterwards and I never have the misfortune to see or smell you ever again.

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

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Male: You're so beautiful. Female: Well thank you. Male: Yeah, you look just like my Mom.

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Hey, can I have your number? No, I'm not a Jew.

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