Did you fall from heaven because you landed on my wind shield some how

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"I'd like to get you out of those clothes. Really, they aren't very flattering. That color looks awful on you and those pants make you look fat."

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You're gorgeous! Can you smell that? Oh god it's awful!

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This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

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Whenever I look at stars I think of you... Because your only beatiful from a distance.

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adam burdass

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-Do you come here often? -I'm about to.

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on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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"Hey can I get your number?" "-12 Like the inches of your dick."

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wanna try out my joystick? (gamer-joke)

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Shy-guy: Hey uh, girl, we have been on like 40 dates, what do you um... You know say we go to my place for once and have some drinks? Shy-girl: Eh, well su-sure I mean its been over forty dates, but ill just take coffee if its oka... Shy-guy: OMG YOU DAMN EASY SKANK! HOLY SHIT YOU WHERE GONNA GIVE IT ALL WHERE YOU NOT? LOL NO TIME FOR DESPERATE BlTCHES! Moral: Not to be confused with the slightly less popular Nintendo character Shy Guy

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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Hey, you're cute... lets bang.

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Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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-Isnt this the bus to Vermont? -No, its an pineapple without a flute. -Are you a bus driver? -No, im an umbrella!

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either

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-I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? -No.

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Man: Oh crap I don't have a condom Woman: Don't worry I have one

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