Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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You look... clean

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Man: Hey sweetie, can I take you home tonight? Girl: No thanks, my dad's gonna be here any minute.

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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-What's your favorite color? -bl... -mine too! Let's f***

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-hey baby whats your sign? -no parking anytime

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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Guy: Have you ever been to Thailand? Girl: No Guy: Well maybe I should take you to Bangkok

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Lesbihonest

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I put the STD in STuD all i need is U!

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" as far apart as possible.

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Why did the small girl run away? She saw her own coqu in the mirror.

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I am terribly sorry for talking to you, but I was wondering if...

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- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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Does it smell in here or it just you?

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... Because it looks like you landed on your face!

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How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

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