Boy : Gurle: hi

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Do you believe in rape by first sight? Moral: I think its immoral enough as it is already.

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I'd hit that.... with a truck.

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"Rate your looks out of 10" "awkward... maybe 8 or 9 i guess?" "I said 10, not 100"

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Guy - Did it hurt? Girl - Giving birth to my triplets? Yes, it was like shitting a walrus.

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I like your shirt, it would look better in my pants

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You have the nicest smile I could ever hope to come across.

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At Barlevania: Man: Yo lady... mind if I hang around? Woman: Uh... wait... there is a weird song outside... Man: Yeah but you will you... yeah... its getting louder! *nana nanananana nana* Man: What the hell is that? Woman: No idea, its getting louder! *NANA NANANANANANA KATAMARI DAMACY NANA NANANANANANANA KATAMERUUUUU! DAMACY DAMACY*¨¨ *Both the man and the woman gets rolled up in a spirit ball by the prince, in no time the bar gets rolled up as well* Dun dun dun dun dun dun Du du dun dun STAAAAAARLIGHT STAAAAAAAARLIGHT STAAAAAAAARLIGHT STAAAAAAAAAAAR LIGHT! King of all cosmos: Eh.. buenos dias! That means good day in Spanish the king thinks... the king likes languages... Eh? What is this insignificant thing you rolled up? Earth? The king does not like it... it feels too earthy! To humanny and stuff... *The king of all cosmos throws the earth away towards outer space* "ROLLED UP EARTH HAS BECOME PLANET EARTH!" Moral: Katamari Damacy taught us all that it does not have to make sense to be funny, but its not a good idea to for anyone to hit on anything while the planet is being rolled up...

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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Give me some sugar... honey.

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As a man I am afforded greater opportunity then my equally qualified female counterparts. I have made it a life goal use this opportunities for greater good.

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- Lets get outta here and have some fun - If you got your fathers dick....no

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-What's your name sexy? -Taken!

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- Hey baby, what's your sign? - Dead End.

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Man: Are you from heaven? Man: Cause ive got an erection

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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HE ; " MY NAME'S BOND, JAMES BOND" SHE;" MY NAME'S ****, **** OFF!"

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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So which of you ladies wants to recieve child support payments from me next year?

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Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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-Do you come here often? -I'm about to.

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this relationship

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Guy: I lost my phone number, Can I have yours? Girl: Your phone service would help you get a new one.

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