Why did the small girl run away? She saw her own coqu in the mirror.

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Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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Hey baby, you're really hot, I like girls with some meat for my bone.

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Shorts and pants compilation: Hey you a cheap prostitute or just out of my league? Hey mom I just watched some more hentai today and wonder if you would... Why are you screaming? Its just me naked with a boner! According to hentai its completely natural! I mean I am getting to do you when I turn eighteen right? No? You are a horrible mother! I am so telling dad you wont give it up! Bitch, you like men that beat you up while fucking you? You do? Oh, my! This is like too freaky too me! *runs out girlie screaming* Dad, I watched some other hentai today and, I wonder if you... Moral: *Pants*, there you go.

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back becausemfalling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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My dog just died so now you're my only Bitch.

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At a cemetery: Girl: This place is so creepy at night... I should have left sooner... Man: RAWRGH! BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!! Girl: EEEEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man *takes off makeup and fake blood* Man; Well, I guess that did not work... Moral: If they dont like you while you are alive, there are always un-dead options...

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Guy: Hey baby, did you come by car? Girl: No I walked. Guy: Well I can make you come in mine.

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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did you fall from heaven, cause i forgot my library card.

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guy:do you know how much a polar bear weighs? girl: ..no, how much?? guy:i dunno but probly not as much as you

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Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.. and crushed all the people below (for a fat girl)

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Girl: Hi honey, wanna see a magic trick? Boy: Sure, why not? Girl -POOF- YOU'RE SINGLE!

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"Hey did I not meet you at the singles and desperates club?"

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Is that a mirror in your pants? We should have sex immediately.

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-Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours? -No.

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Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

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Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: Hell No! Man: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said - You look fat in those pants!

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Hitler: Hey Mädchen, du bist Jude? Girl: What? Hitler: Ärmel hochkrempeln, ich brauche deine Nummer.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd take you out back in the shed and screw you!

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Hey giiiiiiiiiiirl, I'm no Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

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