The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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Man: Yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Mirror: yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Man: SHIET!!! This never works! Moral: Take a look at yourself before you break yourself! By the time you start looking, sounding, feeling and even smelling awesome in the mirror, then the girls will feel the same way about you, no kidding.

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Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

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Guy: Your eyes are like the stars. Girl: Is it because the way they sparkle? Guy: No because they are really far apart.

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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Male: Get in the van.

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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-Why is one breast bigger than the other? -because I popped it and all the silicone leaked out

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Hey girl... U remind me of my pinkie toe.. Ur small cite and I'll probably bang u on the coffee table later

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-Your eyes like diamonds, they give me hope. -Your eyes are like coal, they do nothing for me. Now please go away.

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- hey baby i wanna show you something - wait i wanna show you something too -what is it? -my fists

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How you doin? go away- I have a gun

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I have no gag reflex.

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"You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister..."

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Would you like a free breast reduction consultation?

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-"Hey babe, you gotta nice ass!" -"Yep, and it doesn't like a rude one staring at it."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to F*** you with a rake.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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-I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. -Aww, because I'm so sweet? -No. Because you're fat as hell.

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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- Is it hot in here, or is it just the broken A/C unit?

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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The invention that gets me around 20 red thumbs averge. Moral: <<<<< Thiz. Its better tto be infamous, than forgotten.

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