Moral: Hey, how you doing? ;) Woman: Moral? Are you that guy that signs all his posts on horsecrapz network and adds miscellaneous notes? Moral: Yep that's me ;) Woman: OMG LIKE EWWW! Id never do you! Moral: Uh, when did even make such a suggestion? Moral:Well I am married...

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Man: Your rejections cannot hurt me! Im the JuggernautBitch! *grabs couch* WHOAAAAAAAAAARGH! Woman: *dead* Man: Jugs got jugs! Hey wake up bitch! HEY! I said wake up!... Moral: Works every time

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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MAN: You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again. WOMAN: You wanna know what's desperate? Read the first word again!

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Girl, you must have fallen from heaven...because you're dead.

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Man: I can control all women in the world! Guys: WOOOOT YEAH! Me: I can control all men! Guys: Huh?? Man: What the fuck is that good for you like guys or something? Wait hey let go of me! Moral: And off the endless cliff you all go MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Ladies, it seems it is up to us to repopulate this world, not sure if we can make it, but I shall do my best, but since I am just one, you better do all the moving, so I can conserve my energy.

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- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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Male - Your a sight for sore eyes Female - And your a sight that causes sore eyes

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Male: hey sexy whats your sign? Female: dead end!

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cumming too.

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cu.mm.ing too

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Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

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boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

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why can't a black person play baseball because the steal bases

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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Does it smell in here or it just you?

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M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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- Are you from Tennessee bec- - Yes

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Wanna have sex?

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In a classy bar: KEEP IT CLASSY! Man: Hello there dear... your eyes sparkle like the sun itself... Woman: Oh... thank you random stranger, that is the most beautiful thing someone have ever said to me :D Man: Really? But you are gorgeous (the two proceed to have a long CLASSY conversation and laughing in a classy reserved matter and drinking classy champagne and whatever... and then: Man: Ahahaha yes that is indeed true... By the way... would you mind becoming the single lonely mother of my children? Moral: skipped most of school classes... class ... overrated...

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