Drunk guy with high standards part 3: Man: Dunno woman... you are so big and... and... FAT and really huge and stuff but... well... uh.. you are still really damn hot so lets do it! Man: YAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Astronauts: Did that guy really eject himself towards the sun? Moral: At least he was right about the really hot part... and that ladies and gentlemen, is the terrible end of the amazing drunk man with high standards, you can read the whole series just by clicking onwards trough my comments and give em a thumbs ups just as you go along.. otherwise they will show up... mean they wo..

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Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

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Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either

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Do you work for UPS? 'Cause i could swear that you were checking out my package.

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And then one day God invented man, the worlds third most useless invention. Moral: I cant stop laughing, thank you everybody I actually got top grades in sociology studies for this moral man crap XD

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Guy: (Walks up to girl) "I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts". Girl: "Well that's to bad because you can't have sex with my personality". (Then walks away)

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Sung to the melody of Ozzy`s: "Moral Man" HEES THE MORAL MAN, IIIS HEE MORAL OR IS HE DEAD? HEES THE MORAL MAN AAARE THERE MORALS INSIDE HIS HEEAD. Moral: NOOO THERE ISNT! ONLY IMMORAL INSIDE! AND ILL KEEP POSTING, ONLY TO CRUSH YOUR INSIDES! *guitar solo begins*

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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Wife: I have a confession to tell you my wife said to me one day... Before we got together I was raped by a masked man and I really liked it. Me: I know.

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He - Hey Dreamboat! She - *turns around He - No you, shipwreck

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- I can make your wildest dreams come true. - I know. I had this nightmare some creep wouldn't leave me alone...

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"Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?" "Unfertilized."

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hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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I have a knife, Maddie. Get in the van.

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Are those space pants? Cause there's not enough space in my house to fit your ass.

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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so... you're a girl,huh?

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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If you were attacked by a bear with chainsaw arms i hope it stays away from your face, because I think you're cute.

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Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

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I hope you're not a vegetarian.... because my dick is made of meat.

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-Can I have your name? -Why? Don’t you already have one?

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-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

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