Damn girl! You`re fat and ugly! its ok though, cuz Im desperate!

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Dont talk to me, and I wont talk to you.

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Dont people ever get tired of PRETENDING like they dont need others aproval? I NEED APPROVAL I NEED APPROVAL! Moral: I REALLY DO! YEEEEEEEEES BECAUSE...Uh...you matter more than me? Nah, nothing like that, only I matter more than you...

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- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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"I'd like to get you out of those clothes. Really, they aren't very flattering. That color looks awful on you and those pants make you look fat."

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who wants to play EPAR

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Walking to your car alone later?

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M. Haven't I seen you some place before? W. That's why I don't go there anymore

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-Good afternoon miss, would you care to try our new line of perfume? -Sure what's it called? -Chloroform...

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

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Man - Hey you're kinda pretty! Woman - Um thanks... Man - Whoa slow down! I said kinda.

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Hey, you want a ride?

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I cant rhyme, ever since my dog and I were walking down the street and then he died and then i cried and then i died and then he cried

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Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got 'Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.' written all over you.

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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On your mark, get set, suck my dick.

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"Don't scream"

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I'm a black belt at pretty much everything, Karate, Larate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kickpunching, Beltmaking, Taekwondo.........bedroom...|:D ~Rick, the Adventure Sphere

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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I'm desperate, you'll do.

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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