Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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-Wanna have sex? -No -Damn

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At a cemetery: Girl: This place is so creepy at night... I should have left sooner... Man: RAWRGH! BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!! Girl: EEEEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man *takes off makeup and fake blood* Man; Well, I guess that did not work... Moral: If they dont like you while you are alive, there are always un-dead options...

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-There's a 'U' in beautiful. -Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

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Woman and man on picnicking date at the forest: (Man gets bit in his pingas by a snake..) Man: ARGH! HEALP HEALP! Woman: OMG! I have to call the doctor! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING Doctor! My date was bitten by a poisonous snake! What can we do! Doctor: The only option would be to suck the poison out of the bitten area or else he will probably die... "Click" Man: ARGH! WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY! PLEASE ITS GETTING NUMB! WHAT DID HE SAY! Woman: He said you are gonna die... :( Moral: She may not have sucked, but this sure did :P

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EVERYONE ELSE

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

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Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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-Are you a dementor? Cuz you just took my breath away... -Expecto Patronum!!!

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? We are both religious figures at the head of our places of worship.

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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

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hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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" Grab your coat love ...it's cold in my basement"

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Guy: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Girl: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together

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You're parents must be assholes because baby you're the shit!

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Man: DTF Cutey? Woman: DTF off Asshole?

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Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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