Girl- Hey ily Boy- say it it just makes it that much better ;) Girl- I'm leaving you

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him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Wanna come to my place and spread the word?

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Male: Get in the van.

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The anti pickup line hard to believe: Woman: Me so hony! Me wan lose virginity to you! I make free love for hours! Man: Wow, are you that popular Asian supermodel known for her enormous tits? I heard you really are virgin! Damn I am single and all but I kinda promised my ex girlfriend I would help her get back together with the guy she cheated on me with. Woman: But me so hony! I wait for u for many many long time! But I wait for u only for a month is looong time! Man: Eh, I kinda promised I would fix her washing machine too, and then I have to cut her grandmothers toenails and... Anyways sorry I cant this month :( Moral: Yeah like that is ever going to happen! (then again I tend to expect too much)

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Guy: Hey want to hear a joke about my penis? No wait it's too long Girl: Hey want to hear a joke about my vagina? No wait you won't get it.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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-wow I could just drown in the ocean of your eyes -well why don't you -well I'll steal your sisters number, get lost at sea, and shipreck in her bed Then you can come and save us when she is shouting S.O.S out of the other room

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"Hey did I not meet you at the singles and desperates club?"

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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you actually look alright with the lights on.

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Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

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Hey gurl, you smell like tape!

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He: Did it hurt? She: Aww when I fell from heaven? Thanks! He: No, when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. She:...

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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To my story below, I now remember why she never took me seriously... While I was staring at her erect nipples she asked me if I was gay, I replied "uhuh", to everything as I was too busy looking at what I could have grabbed that day... Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Today she looks uh... less appealing in more ways than one.... but lets not go into details, I need to get something out here... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! In 40 years at my deathbed: The only thing I regret is... is... DAMN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent sounds stupid.

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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-Your father must be an alien because your out of this world -More like out of your league

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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