- Do you wanna play the rape game? - NO! - That's the spirit!

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good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

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Sorry to take up space, but this is simply my reply to the vile threats to that person whose line starts with "what did you say little bitch", know that he has no idea what he is talking about, and is possibly a simple mental case. Seriously, who the hell are you? And even so, who the hell do you think you are? Yeah with your terrible lack of discipline there is no way in hell you are or would become a soldier. You know very well that the navy would never waste its resources on helping your selfish and childish acts of revenge (or whatever you seek) Death threats will get you nowhere, and you can fully threaten me, but know that I live in Norway, and you can trace me and send your whole unit (if you had one) but by then you would solely be responsible for acts of war and be properly executed for international treason. Know your place civilian, we fight to protect you, do not shame us with your childish vendetta. Drill Sergeant Axel "Strength" Godøy. Aka "Moral Man" Ps: Threaten anyone again, and I will fill a full report and assure that your IP is banned from this network, you are shaming your people, your country and all that fight to defend world peace, try me out and see, give me that luxury.

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Guy: Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night Girl: Well I have a car, how about I run you over with it instead?

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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-You are so lovely. -DOES NOT COMPUTE...

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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Hello my name is Pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

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I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?

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Guy: I got you a gift. It's a Necklace. Girl: Awww thats so nice. Guy: BAZINGA Its my dick.

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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Ay Girl. Can I get yo digletts?

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-Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! -What a shame, it's expired.

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Hey, I your dad a baker?...Cuz it would be really cool if he were a baker.

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

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Babe your dad is an terorist because your a real bomb !!!

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Excuse me, is your father a gardener? No. Why? Because he keeps leaving all his dry leaves on my sidewalk please tell him to clear it!

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You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

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"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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-Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? -Yeah, but this time don't stop!

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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