I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

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Me: Honestly, I just want to RAPING you. Woman: YES PLEASE! Me: Fuck off its not RAPING it its consensual... Moral: Yeah sometimes they say yes, its when they say no I become shadow made flesh... ...And wait for you... Am I here?... NOPE Ill get you rawr I will now stalk you silently for hours... days... Anyway im bored your nothing ... Moral: SAY YES YOU MUCKING MIDIOT!

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Boy-That's a nice outfit. Girl-Thanks!!! Boy- It would look even better scrunched up at the end of my bed.

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Hey baby, you make me wanna get a job.

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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Wherever: Hi I am Tom Green! or Hey there, I am Jamie Kennedy! Moral: Hey there I am neither one of them, I am however the worlds third most pointless invention according to this site. (well strictly spoken, I am a lawyer, lol self irony)

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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Five dollar women... WOO!

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Lesbihonest

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I put the STD in STuD all i need is U!

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The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

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TURRETES (or however you spell it) GUY ON PICKUP! Man: IM GONNA RAPE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man: I mean... I tried to say you seem nice...:( Moral: BOB SAGET!

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"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

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Girl: If you was a rollercoaster...I'd ride you all day long.. Guy: What? Am I not big enough for you now...why can't you just be happy with me... =_= Girl: : / I was tring to be all sexy in a cute way... Guy: Pfft. FREAK... e_e

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Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Damn you look good in beer goggles.

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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roses are red violets are twisted bend over b**** your about to get fisted

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-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

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Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

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Okay, now one where I actually succeeded okay? I know this is not like "goodpickuplines.com nor anything but hey... She: I used to have the nicest goldfish. Me: I got one myself. She: Really? Is it at your place? Me: Duh! She: Lol can we go see it? Me: Sure!... Oh wait... Oh, it died last week :( She: Can we like you know... still go see it? ;) *That sound you get when you score a billion billions on an arcade machine*

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