Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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I scream, You scream, The Police come, It's Awkward...

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Yeah sure, ill just go grab my gag and handcuffs. Male: ...

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You remind me of America. How so? Because you so fat!

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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-I better drive you home, miss. Because you're a woman and you can't drive. Get it?

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Am I having a erection or am I just glad to see you? Moral: My d1ck in my hand is HARDly a better option than my d1ck in a bush.

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-I think you're the best looking girl in here. -Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

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- So what do you do for a living? - I'm a female impersonator.

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

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M. Haven't I seen you some place before? W. That's why I don't go there anymore

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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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Hey nice shoes....Wanna F***?

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Man: I bet you havent seen a really big dick before ;) ;) Woman: No... but I have seen yours... The man proceeds to stare at the floor and leaves in shame...

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Stop Footing Around

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Nice legs what time do they open

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Guy: Is it hot in here or did i just break the ice? Girl: No, it was your weight.

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