Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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In a loud bar: Man: Do you enjoy gRape? Woman: HOW DARE YOU YOU PERVERT! Man: Uh... how about raisins then... Woman: Err... can you repeat that first question again... Moral: I would but I would have to bypass the censorship somehow...

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Ugly begins with U. But awesome ends with ME.

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Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

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He: I know all 21 letters of the Alphabet She: Isn't there 26?? He: Oh yeah...i keep forgetting URAQT

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How much does a whales weigh? How much? Just enough to make you look skinny.

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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(At a Funeral) Male: I have a raging erection.

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WOMAN! GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH NOW! Girl: But I do not even know you!? Man: Oh... uh.. hi sexy.. wanna get to know me?

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Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.

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Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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- I know how to please a woman. - Then please leave me alone.

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M:HEY BABY! Where you from? W: Im a lesbian.. M: COOL! So which part of Lesbia are you from?

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

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Girl are your parents Mexican, cuz you look Mexican.

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Man: Hello! Mishimush! This is a Mister Borat eh? I would like to make the sexy time with you now woman... Eh can I make the rape on you? I will not make much crushings on you if you do not bite okay? Girl: WOW! SURE! Man: Sigh... I... (takes of wig and mustachio) I am actually Sasha Baron Cohen and this is just a hidden camera scene for my movie an.. Girl: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU YOU UGLY BASTARD! GET LOST! Man: DAMN! But its me the same guy and I think I just fell in love with you an... Girl: GET OUT YOU PERVERT! 10 minutes later: Man: Hello there oh honey, this is da berlinen wassenflass Bhruno and I would like you to help me make me the hetrosexal man for das werbungen of my movie star eh? Girl: .( Sigh... I miss that Borat guy... Man: But its me! I am Both Borat and Bruno and... Girl: YOU AGAIN?! GET LOST ASSHOLE! Man: Damn... something just went very very wrong here did it not? Borat: Hello the mister Baron eh? Mishimush! I am the making movie of Crushings of America! And this is my very Manly Man Bruno! Bruno: Hello hot stuff! Cohens! Me and Borat would like to make the very manly thing with you in a threycantzen of tree peepols! Borat: EH YES! We make bang bang in the anoos together with man man and man so no gays make us they slaves! Director: Is something wrong Mr.Cohen? Man: Uh... I think I need to see a shrink for a while after this experience...

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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Real life: Me at age 17 or something after sex... Me: Thank you! The girl gives me an ugly look left and I never saw her again (whatever she was fugly) Moral: For real guys, never EVER thank a girl for sex!

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Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

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B:wanna go out sometime? G:I'll go out now and get away from you.

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