wanna try out my joystick? (gamer-joke)

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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EVERYONE ELSE

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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I hope you're not a vegetarian.... because my dick is made of meat.

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Man: Hey sweetie, can I take you home tonight? Girl: No thanks, my dad's gonna be here any minute.

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Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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- I would love to get into your pants... - You can't: I have an asshole in there already.

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Man: I will make the rape on you now woman! Woman: Wow great Borat imitation bravo! Man: Borat who? *draws gun* Moral: Pretty immoral

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Hello children! :D

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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Famous male actors guide on pick-up. 1. Enter Disco. 2. Say hello out loud. 3. By this point you`re screwed... literally.

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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

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Roses are red Violets are gold Get on your knees And do what your told

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You look like I could use a drink - SMC Digital

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me- hey baby wanna hve sexual intercourse girl- sure because using the word intercourse in a sentence tunrs me on.

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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He - Nice shoes. She - Thanks. He - But i think they would look better in my pants.

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What's your favorite condiment? Mine's mayonaise.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... Because it looks like you landed on your face!

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M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

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Hey baby, you're really hot, I like girls with some meat for my bone.

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