A: Did I see you walking out of that bar or was it an angel? :D B: I'm your mom you pervert.

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

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Man: I will make the rape on you now woman! Woman: Wow great Borat imitation bravo! Man: Borat who? *draws gun* Moral: Pretty immoral

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Do you know karate... 'Cause I wanna know if you can fight back!

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Young Man: Mom.. oh mom I want you so bad! Mom: I want you so bad too son! (starts ripping of clothes) Young Man: Uh... I want you to make me a sandwich... what is going on? Mom: Uh... never mind... Next day: Mom: Hey I bought you some cartoons... Young Man: Huh? I am too old for carto... HEY! :D what is this? What is this Hentai stuff? OOH! Moral: Hentai, the reason asians are smart and families stick together in Japan... sometimes they literally stick together...

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- Does this rag smell like ether? - MMMPPPHHRPHRRG!

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Your body would look good in my trunk.

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Hey there little girl there is a party down my pants you want to come? Oh I'm sorry i don't speak Herpes.

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Is your father a gardener? -No, why? ..Because I was wondering what a cactus like you doing in a place like this.

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Guy: Can I have your number ? Girl: We are six.

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Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Girl: That's funny because I'd put F and U together.

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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male: hey i like you can i have your number female: what number? male: your pin number i want your money

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-Roses are red, violets are... -SHOW ME YOUR TITS

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Dude: Did you fart? Girl: No Dude: Oh I'm sorry because you blew me away

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Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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"is that a ladder in your tights? or a fire escape for the crabs?"

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Would you like a free breast reduction consultation?

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Girl- Hey ily Boy- say it it just makes it that much better ;) Girl- I'm leaving you

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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