Do you believe in rape by first sight? Moral: I think its immoral enough as it is already.

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Him: What's it like in Hell? Her: Why are you asking me that? Him: Because you're the devil and I know where the f*ck you came from; I can see you're horny.

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hey you look like a good practice girl.

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Man at bar: Hey girls... want my banana in your pajamas? ;) ;) ;) Girls: YEAH! Man: "thinks for himself..."... man I never get this reaction from girls.. you are a bunch of skanks and sluts... (leaves the bar) In the end, we are never happy with what we get are we? yeah... this is kinda the moral of this story... (Ps: My banana in your pajamas... I got a girlfriend, but someday Im gonna try that pick up line... hahahaha

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My friend and I flipped a coin to see who will ask you out and I won.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

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Girl: Hi honey, wanna see a magic trick? Boy: Sure, why not? Girl -POOF- YOU'RE SINGLE!

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Do you want to see something swell?

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Man: Your tag's showing. It says "Made in Heaven". Woman: *Proceeds to leak period blood into a puddle at the man's feet and walks away in silence*

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-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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Do you have a mirror in your pants, because it looks like you have a dick.

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Guy : Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Girl : No, why? Guy : Because I can totally see myself in your pants!

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Guy: Hey babe, does the carpet match the drapes? Girl: How do you feel about hardwood?

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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Come lay your head upon my chest. (After a moment) Perhaps you'd be more comfortable onmy stomache (pushes head down)

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Guy: What does a girl like you doing to a place like this? Girl: Trying to get away from you

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Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

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I'm a black belt at pretty much everything, Karate, Larate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kickpunching, Beltmaking, Taekwondo.........bedroom...|:D ~Rick, the Adventure Sphere

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