Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Dont talk to me, and I wont talk to you.

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I have no gag reflex.

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Boy: can i have your number? Jewish girl *pulls up sleeve*

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Girl - You smell nice, what have you got on? Boy - I have a hardon but i didn't think you could smell it.

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Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

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Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

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Hey babe, how about my mom drives us to the comic book store in her Civic? I got a carseat with seat belts for two.

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Losers pick-up sex guide. 1. Create a beautiful environment at home, with candles, romantic music, etc. 2. Buy lube, some sexy female underwear, a couple of sex toys, some erotic magazines to excite you`re partner. 3. Pick-up you`re stuff and masturbate.

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Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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Jdkfk

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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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Female: Hey do you wanna buy me a drink? Male: I really don't like your face.

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Stop Footing Around

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Girl: Wanna see my dick? Man: WHAT? Moral: This actually started out as me just mixing up the girl and guy part...

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Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

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my dick is 2 inches

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.

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Man: Oh crap I don't have a condom Woman: Don't worry I have one

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Yeah, because I landed on a mailbox, and hit the area between my legs really hard. It's a mess down there. Blood everywhere. And something's oozing, but I don't know what the liquid coming out is. *person who spoke first runs away. bystanders laugh*

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Man: Hey you are so pretty I bet you are a hooker! Woman: Uh.. thanks but no.. Man: Damn... I was hoping to get laid tonight...

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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