Hey baby, you're really hot, I like girls with some meat for my bone.

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I take a shit I think about you bitch *flushes the toilet*

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Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

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Guy: what do this pickup line and your face have in common? Girl: what? Guy: they are both poorly constructed.

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How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

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How much do you like peanut butter?

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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-Roses are red, violets are... -SHOW ME YOUR TITS

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"Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?" "Unfertilized."

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Him - Would you like to dance? Her - NO! Him - I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants."

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Were your parents chemists? cuz you look like TEST TUBE BABY :D

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Mother: Fuck me son fuck me harder. Me: Mother no! My body is not ready aaaaaaaaaarghhh! Moral: Why do dreams have to stop when it gets good? Dont know son, ready for round two?

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-How did your date go last night? -It was going alright but then I started crying uncontrollably. -Nervous habit? -Pepper spray.

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Nice Shirt. It would look better on my bedroom floor.

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He: Did it hurt? She: Aww when I fell from heaven? Thanks! He: No, when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. She:...

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Black dude at bar: HERE COMES THE COLE-TRAIN BABY! WANNA RIDE! Girl: So I assume your name is Cole right? Dude: Uh... actually no but... WAIT! where are you going!

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- I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U - ...

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I was a little bit nervous to talk to you at first, but thankfully my Aides encouraged me to do it.

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Man - I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Woman - Not mine!

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Low confidence edition: Woman: Hi there cutie, you new here? Guy: Lady, believe me I am out of your league. Woman: You look really nice and I was wondering if... Guy: No really, believe me, I am boring and a virgin, but my mom says I am nice, but pfft no, just stop wasting your time and giving me false allusions please... Moral: Someone kill that faggot!

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Nice legs what time do they open

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free candy....

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I have a knife and a penis. Choose which one goes in you.

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