- Anti-Pickup Line

Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

Get in the van.

Is there a mirror in your pants? If so, you should shove it up your ass, it would probably make you look better.

Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

Are you cute? Because lets go get taco bell.

A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. sneeze

sex me.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

So you want tonight to be consensual or not?

Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

Not a pickup line, but sincerity: Look for somebody you like, it does not matter what in particular you love about this person, so lets put me as the guy in two examples. Me: Lovely scarf you got there. Woman: Here take it. Me: Wow. Its no typical me to be into women's clothing in fact I do not give a damn about clothing at all, so I ask my female friends to buy clothes for me to pick up what they think I look my best in, I mean what is wrong by looking good in the eyes of your girls eh? but I must really have loved that scarf, because it was no pick up failure, because in this example I sincerely loved that scarf... Now this one. Me: I love that scarf you got there. Woman: Sigh, take it and leave me alone. Me: Here, have it back, I do not like the scarf, I like how beautiful you make the scarf look, are you willing to give me a chance, to get to know the girl that can make this scarf so beautiful? You are female and resist me? That is okay, you do however give me the motivation to become a better person, so that you might give me another chance, sometime if we meet again, and if we do not, thank you for giving me so much already. Honesty Pros: No lies Cons: I am experienced with being myself P Lies: Pros: Hey a free scarf I pretend to like yay? Cons: If you have what it takes, why do you then have to lie? Then you are not only lying to her, but also to yourself. And if your lie works, how many lies will you have to keep creating, until the fear of failure rather than the peace and love, breaks your heart and hers? Moral: Sure you know now you lie about the scarf, about her shirt, about her wig, and you lose a lot... But if you had to lie about it, admit it or live in self denial: You lost nothing sir! You never had it in the first place

Hey baby! If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me? - [ It's unknown who originally said this. Maybe it was some rowdy guy in a 1970s disco].

Does the carpet match the drapes? -Do I look bald?

She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

-Hey babe, wanna go to my place and bang all night long? -No you freak. -Well, I gave you a choice.

Ps: I was signing books today, and some douche asked me: Are you that Neronism dude on Horsehead? YOu suck! Anyway, Fuck Neronism. Nero (the other one and his "peeps" are fuckups. (Below: Well actually Tina said if my wife can join, just as my wife said yes... ...And you would think that screwing somebody else after asking your wife is immoral... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY WIFE BECAUSE OF WHO SHE IS? Its called trust people cape flowing in the air moon in background Trust! NeroMetal I play Street Fighter V, And am an author, and I guess I get laid a lot... AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT NERONISM OR THAT OTHER ASSHOLE IS! I just called myself asshole...

Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong

Anti-Pickup Line

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