Ps: I was signing books today, and some douche asked me: Are you that Neronism dude on Horsehead? YOu suck! Anyway, Fuck Neronism. Nero (the other one and his "peeps" are fuckups. (Below: Well actually Tina said if my wife can join, just as my wife said yes... ...And you would think that screwing somebody else after asking your wife is immoral... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY WIFE BECAUSE OF WHO SHE IS? Its called trust people *cape flowing in the air moon in background* Trust! NeroMetal I play Street Fighter V, And am an author, and I guess I get laid a lot... AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT NERONISM OR THAT OTHER ASSHOLE IS! I just called myself asshole...

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-how much does a polar bear way. -half as much as you (for fat girls)

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Hey babe, how about my mom drives us to the comic book store in her Civic? I got a carseat with seat belts for two.

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Guy: what do this pickup line and your face have in common? Girl: what? Guy: they are both poorly constructed.

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Hey good looking, what some mayonnaise?

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-Hi Honey I'm home! -I'm not talking to you! -Oh, Okay. -Don't you want to know why? -No, I trust and respect your decision dear

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At some random bar: Man: I am Duke Nukem! Woman: DISGUSTING! Man: Huh? Moral: Sometimes you have to play the new games to understand the old...

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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Girl are your parents Mexican, cuz you look Mexican.

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- I would love to get into your pants... - You can't: I have an asshole in there already.

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M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

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Man: Are you from heaven? Man: Cause ive got an erection

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Man: Do you sleep on your stomach? Woman: No... Man: Can I?

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You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

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Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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That King that said: Kill all male babies... Lets say he was a teenager? Moral: Excellent job son, but you see, sharing is caring, have a victory drink!... Thing is... I don't care... rest well...For eternity... Hughman Heffer... The seed has been sown... you got nothing on me...

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Does it smell in here or it just you?

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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