- Hey baby, what's your sign? - Dead End.

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Okay, I lied, the one below actually kinda works, people get impressed, it is quite the accomplishment you know... But since I am gonna get married soon I don't pick up as much as I should anyways. Moral: Man

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-Do you mind if i smoke? -No. I dont even mind if you burn....

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So I saw you walk into the bar from the scope of my rifle and I was wondering if you'd enjoy some unconsentual sex in the back of my van?

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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adam burdass

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GIRL: Has anyone ever told you how hansom you are? MAN: My mother, some of her older friends, and beautiful women your age that I end up sleeping with.

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Man - Hey you're kinda pretty! Woman - Um thanks... Man - Whoa slow down! I said kinda.

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Black dude at bar: HERE COMES THE COLE-TRAIN BABY! WANNA RIDE! Girl: So I assume your name is Cole right? Dude: Uh... actually no but... WAIT! where are you going!

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Woman: The church is fantastic, I see Jesus wherever I go! Me: I see a psycho wherever you go. Moral: PSYCHO CRUSHER!

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male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

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hey your pretty... pretty ugly!

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-How did you get to be so beautiful? -I must’ve been given your share.

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I have the smallest erected dick in town, if you don't believe me ask my mama!

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Guy: You look like a suitable mate and I'd thoroughly enjoy engaging in rough, sweaty sex with you and your lady parts.

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Whenever I look at stars I think of you... Because your only beatiful from a distance.

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Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

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Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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-If I take you home, will you iron my clothes and make me a sandwich?

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

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