After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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Hey baby me you CHOIN CHOIN under the moonlight..

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-Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? -Yeah, but this time don't stop!

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Man: Are you from heaven? Man: Cause ive got an erection

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Guy: Thanks Girl: Why? Guy: Cuz you made me get rid of that boner

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- How do you like your eggs in the morning? - Unfertilized !

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- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.

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damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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Man: I am willing to give my life for you. Woman: How about you fucking get one instead and rather seek me out then? Moral: M-M-M-Morale breaker!

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- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason - Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

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At a bar: Man: Hi according to horsehead network I am the third most useless "invention" in the world! Moral: See what I did there? No? Then go see the pointless inventions section :P

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If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you!

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Will you marry me? WHO ARE YOU?

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You're place or mine? Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

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-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -You look like a rapist.

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"My mom won't be home for hours..."

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To my story below, I now remember why she never took me seriously... While I was staring at her erect nipples she asked me if I was gay, I replied "uhuh", to everything as I was too busy looking at what I could have grabbed that day... Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Today she looks uh... less appealing in more ways than one.... but lets not go into details, I need to get something out here... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! In 40 years at my deathbed: The only thing I regret is... is... DAMN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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do you work at subway? 'cause you give me foot long. i'll do you a favour and cut it up

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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- I know how to please a woman. - Then please leave me alone.

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-You look like a dream. -Go back to sleep.

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Miss excuse me but... Moral: Admitt it fucker, you cant pick up a girl by apolgizing for whatever you are gonna do beforehand. GIMME FIVE! (red thumbs, red is the color of love or something)

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At bar Man: Uh... um... wanna come home see my star wars board games collection? Woman: SURE! Man: *Heart attack*

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