Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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- Hey, baby, what's your sign? - Do not Enter

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Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

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Does it smell in here or it just you?

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Come lay your head upon my chest. (After a moment) Perhaps you'd be more comfortable onmy stomache (pushes head down)

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van

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MAN- You're trying to imagine me naked aren't you? WOMAN- No. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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-If you are looking at a girl and she says What are you looking at? -I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.

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-I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? -I'll start dialing 911 for you now.

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GET IN THE VAN!!!

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-What's your name sexy? -Taken!

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violets are blue roses are red you have a mouth start giving me head

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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- Hey do you wanna hang out? - I'm 17.

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Do you work at subway? Because i often enjoy eating there and i think the food is good. I do not eat there every day because i do not want to get over weight.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange

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Hey ladies ;) I like to post lots of anti-pickuplines! ;) Girls: WOW! I WANNA JOIN YOU HOME! ME TOO ME TOO! The anti-part: This will never happen in real life.

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Im gonna rape you..

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your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

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