Man: *Pokes Woman* Ouch! You burned me! Woman: How did I burn you? Man: Because you're just THAT hot. ;) Woman: *Pokes Man* Well it's too bad you're not.

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I also got a phd. Awesome in what? Uh wait, is phd and std the same? Wait I mean... Moral: Just leave you dont want to find out the wrong way.

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At bar Man: Uh... um... wanna come home see my star wars board games collection? Woman: SURE! Man: *Heart attack*

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your beauty surpasses that of the greek goddess aphrodite.

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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hey angel you duh sexy , if you duh rice i eat you everyday-pha haha

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-My girlfriend and I want different things out of our relationship. -She wants marriage, children and a house. -I just want out.

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Boy- Did it hurt when you fell- Girl- From heaven?!? AWWW <3 Boy- No the whore tree when you banged every guy on the way down.

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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your almost as hot as my wife

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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He: You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She: You are so handsome when you keep your mouth shut.

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I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why? Because I'm going to do it anyway!

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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he: hey,do you have a phone? she: yeah! why,do you want it? he: no,you should consider selling it and doing a plastic surgery with the money.

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Man: Well I usually do not bang women your uh... particular size, I mean you are a bit too big for me and um... I got standards... nothing personal but... I uh.. well ok lets try... I guess I stick it here and... Man2: HEY what the hell are you doing to my trailer you drunk bastard! Moral: Standards... we all have it.... just not that much of it...

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Man: Hey, I've been kinda watching you through the night and I'd really be mad if I didn't talk to you tonight. So um, do you want to grab a bite to eat sometime or something? Woman: I'm married but you seem like a nice guy so yea... yea, I'd like that alot.

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