why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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M: Woah I am drunk baby... But I gotta say... you`re the hottest bitch in town! B: Bark bark!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The holocaust was a disaster, and so are you.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you ascended from the depths of hell and broke through the earth's crust?

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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Adventures of Drunken man with standards 2: Man: Well you are kinda uh... big for me... no offense lady, I mean you are sexy but you are... well fat.. in fact you are TRUCKING HUGE! and I have standards, HIGH STANDARDS ACTUALLY... but since you are so charming and have such a great personality... I guess we can go for it... Kid: Mommy... what is that naked man doing to that blimp? Moral: Standards... we all got them... they are invisible for a reason though...

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does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Woman: Quit staring at me and undressing me with your eyes! Man: I was just imagining you in a tasteful outfit.

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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The invention that gets me around 20 red thumbs averge. Moral: <<<<< Thiz. Its better tto be infamous, than forgotten.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

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I'll eat your poop

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Guy: Hi, I am sexually attracted to you. May I walk over to the bar and purchase you a drink and then another and then another untill you become intoxicated and more likely to allow me to have sexual intercourse with you? Girl: You speak funny. Get lost.

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- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.

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Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

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guy: you're so beautiful, did you fall from heaven? girl: if I was I would be dead by now hun?

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I hope you like trees because I've got wood!

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Why didn't the boy make the soccer team? He missed the tryouts

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I'd hit that.... with a truck.

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So you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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