- Anti-Pickup Line

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Your the penisbutter to my vagmite;)

My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back because falling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

-Hey, is there a fire extinguisher around here? 'Cause you're smoking hot. -Actually, there IS a fire extinguisher. I was about to slam you in the face with it.

Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

Male: Do you know if there is an airport around here? Cause my heart took off, when I saw you... Female: Yeah? Well my heart crashed in the Hudson River when I saw you!

Like my status for a tbh? Cause to be honest you are the prettiest girl I ever met ;) Like MY status for a tbh? cause to be honest, thats old and No one gets on Facebook. Twitter all the way :p Oh did I say prettiest? I meant b*tchiest you are horrible at comebacks. So your dumb too! -__________-

-What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

Hey girl, want to meet the guy with the largest dick in town ;)? Wow yeah sure! Yeah that would be like cool rite? Moral: The biggest? looks down pants Meh!

How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

I need a fire extinguisher, because my heart is on fire! If you ever talk to me again, I will need a fire extinguisher because I will set myself on fire.

- Did you fall from heaven? - No, I dug my way up from Hell.

guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

For Christmas I got some toy soldiers, To play with when I'm in bed, But I got bored with my seargents and majors, So I played with my privates instead.

he: hey,do you have a phone? she: yeah! why,do you want it? he: no,you should consider selling it and doing a plastic surgery with the money.

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