- Anti-Pickup Line

Man: I would kill anyone at anytime for a kiss from you. Woman: Kill yourself now.

Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” ? Groucho Marx

who wants to play EPAR

What do u get when u mix a black a guy and an octopus The best dam cotton pickin machine you'll ever see!

Man: Hello! Mishimush! This is a Mister Borat eh? I would like to make the sexy time with you now woman... Eh can I make the rape on you? I will not make much crushings on you if you do not bite okay? Girl: WOW! SURE! Man: Sigh... I... (takes of wig and mustachio) I am actually Sasha Baron Cohen and this is just a hidden camera scene for my movie an.. Girl: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU YOU UGLY BASTARD! GET LOST! Man: DAMN! But its me the same guy and I think I just fell in love with you an... Girl: GET OUT YOU PERVERT! 10 minutes later: Man: Hello there oh honey, this is da berlinen wassenflass Bhruno and I would like you to help me make me the hetrosexal man for das werbungen of my movie star eh? Girl: .( Sigh... I miss that Borat guy... Man: But its me! I am Both Borat and Bruno and... Girl: YOU AGAIN?! GET LOST ASSHOLE! Man: Damn... something just went very very wrong here did it not? Borat: Hello the mister Baron eh? Mishimush! I am the making movie of Crushings of America! And this is my very Manly Man Bruno! Bruno: Hello hot stuff! Cohens! Me and Borat would like to make the very manly thing with you in a threycantzen of tree peepols! Borat: EH YES! We make bang bang in the anoos together with man man and man so no gays make us they slaves! Director: Is something wrong Mr.Cohen? Man: Uh... I think I need to see a shrink for a while after this experience...

Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

-how much do i have to pay you to **** me? -how much do i get for taking you back to the zoo?

baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

Hey baby wanna come back to my place? Goo-goo ga-ga

SEE WHAT’S UP, DOWN UNDER.

At a huge bar only known as Castlevania... Woman: Get lost loser! Why would I wont pay you "tribute" you pervert! Man: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh.... I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute! Woman: What do you mean? You are totally insane and make no sense at all! Man: Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions.,, Woman: You are quite the nutjob man... Man: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you! Woman: EEEK! Man: But what is this? Did I just attack a woman wearing a cross? Is your last name Belmont? Woman: Yeah So? Is there a problem with my HOLY CROSS! Man on fire: WHAT? THIS CANNOT BE! ARGH!!!!!!! Moral: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

-There's a 'U' in beautiful. -Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

Nice legs what time do they open

M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

Hey, girl. Looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need is U

If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

Here, flowers for a pretty lady. These arent flowers they are leaves. Well you arent a pretty lady so hah!

Guy -Are you from Tenessee? Girl -No. guy -oh, because you looked kinda southern.

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

Anti-Pickup Line

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