on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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-"Hey babe, you gotta nice ass!" -"Yep, and it doesn't like a rude one staring at it."

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Man and girl talking: Girl: ARE YOU GETTING A HARDON? Man: You think I am a pervert or something? Of course not! Its just the hamster I keep between my ballsack!

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Is there a mirror in your pants? If so, you should shove it up your ass, it would probably make you look better.

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Why did the small girl run away? She saw her own coqu in the mirror.

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You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

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I know who you are, and where you live. Can we meet there later?

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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"Are you a parking ticket?" "What?" "You’ve got fine written all over you"

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You smell just like my mom...

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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Guy: Have you ever been surfing? Girl: No; Yes Guy: Wanna surf in my jizz?

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At the library: So girl, how about we find a nice quiet place? Moral: Location, location...

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I'm jealous of every girl that hugs you, Because for that one second she held my entire world.

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GUY: are you trash? cuz i'd like to take you out friday night GIRL: are you trash? cuz you smell like it

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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Boy-That's a nice outfit. Girl-Thanks!!! Boy- It would look even better scrunched up at the end of my bed.

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Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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Hey this is crazy and I just met you so here's the kitchen a sandwich maybe?

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