Hey babe, how about my mom drives us to the comic book store in her Civic? I got a carseat with seat belts for two.

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

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I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Miss excuse me but... Moral: Admitt it fucker, you cant pick up a girl by apolgizing for whatever you are gonna do beforehand. GIMME FIVE! (red thumbs, red is the color of love or something)

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Whenever I look at stars I think of you... Because your only beatiful from a distance.

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My greatest strength is my self-deprecating sense of humor, but its probably not worth getting to know me.

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Guy:When I drugged you, then dragged you all the way to my place and banged the hell out of your ass? I also managed to get my entire fist in and out of your ass several times. Moral: Wanna go out with me?

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Keep it classy! Man: Hello mylady may I be as rude as to say you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen? Girl: Oh, wow I mean such class! Man: Yes you see, I am only asking... You see, would you mind a bit of some violent rapage? Girl: How dare you! Man: Oh I mean not be rude mylady, just a bit of torture and some few stylish cuts with my fancy knife? Moral: Whatever you do, whatever you want, KEEP IT CLASSY!

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Knock Knock... Who's there Want Want who Want who fuck

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on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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Honestly bitch, I hate you, but my balls are bursting so its either you or the next disgusting ugly bitch in line, my mom!

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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