Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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TURRETES (or however you spell it) GUY ON PICKUP! Man: IM GONNA RAPE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man: I mean... I tried to say you seem nice...:( Moral: BOB SAGET!

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Dude: I don't wanna be friends anymore! Dudette: I take it that you found out about my feelings. Dude: Yes. And, at the rate this is going, staying where we are now gets us nowhere. Dudette: *sparkly eyes* So... you mean... Dude: Yes. We are more than friends. I realize that you have realized that. In fact... *steps to whisper in her ear* ... we're like BROTHERS. Dudette: 3

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Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

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jack sanders

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Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

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I'd hit that.... with a truck.

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- if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U next to Y, just why

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?

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Guy for a girl with a dog: -Does the dog have a cell phone? -Why? is your mom in heat?

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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HI, DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME DOCTOR RABBIT THE HYMEN DESTROYER? Nero the clit collector: Actually this works pretty good, just wear a random rabbit costume, cut a hole where your CAWCK is, and make sure they are girls under twelve or below (because it kinda loses its meaning with little boys but fuck it anyways, yeah fuck it! FUCK IT TO THE LIMIT!) I work at a daycare center: Because I care.

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Boy:Nice hair Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

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Female=You Son of a B*tch! Male=Hi Mum!

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Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

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Guy: Can I have your number ? Girl: We are six.

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I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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Woman: lol you are get nervous when I speak to you! Man: Yeah, I get nervous when fucking ugly attention seeking bitches speak to me, nothing personal its just you being a fucking ugly attention seeking bitch which happens to be speaking to me. Moral: Flawless Victory.

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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Handsome rich looking man: I would like to take you somewhere nice, maybe watch a movie at the cinema, then we could go to my place and have a romantic dinner.. finally... Girl: YES YES! Man: as I was saying... Finally I can make sweet love with your dog...if its fine by you... Girl: wtf?

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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