are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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Dating tips 101: First you find a girl that likes you. Then you realize no girl likes you. Moral: Lesson done.

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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If I could rearrange the alphabet i would pass on it.

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Man: I wanna know what love iiiiiiis... And I want you to show meeeeeeeeee! *Woman slams man with baseball bat* Man: Urgh... ARGH MY FACE BLEEDING EVERYWHERE! WHYYYY! Woman: I love baseball! Moral: Stupid singing idiot, if that is not the worst pick up line ever, then some other is!

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Guy: Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night Girl: Well I have a car, how about I run you over with it instead?

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Tenth year anniversary female edition: Love, for each day my love grows stronger for you. Too bad honey, I married a old man and was hoping you would be dead by now. Oh! What a shock! Do you really mean that? Sigh... No, whispers: I was just hoping that would give you a stroke that's all) What was that last thing you said? Nothing "dear" Moral: Cyanide, just mash the seeds of six apples, use a syringe and presto! Dead family!

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- I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U - ...

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Hey baby, you're really hot, I like girls with some meat for my bone.

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You're too easily offended. I cannot believe you said that.

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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What happens when a drunk swedish man prank calls 911 from a local bar? The ambulance comes

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Man: Yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Mirror: yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Man: SHIET!!! This never works! Moral: Take a look at yourself before you break yourself! By the time you start looking, sounding, feeling and even smelling awesome in the mirror, then the girls will feel the same way about you, no kidding.

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

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The invention that gets me around 20 red thumbs averge. Moral: <<<<< Thiz. Its better tto be infamous, than forgotten.

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- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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Were your parents chemists? cuz you look like TEST TUBE BABY :D

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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If you and I were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in that hole.

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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He: Do you like aardvarks? She: No. He: Neither do I, I'm Harold...

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Real life: Me at age 17 or something after sex... Me: Thank you! The girl gives me an ugly look left and I never saw her again (whatever she was fugly) Moral: For real guys, never EVER thank a girl for sex!

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