GIRL: I bet you say that to all the girls you meet. MAN: How much you want to bet? No wait, I better not make that bet. (or) MAN: Only half the ones I get this far in conversation with. The other half are a little bit easier to get in bed with.

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement."

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Boy- I'm heading back to my place. Want to come? Girl-Sorry you strike me as a person who cums all by himself.

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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Male: Did you get your tickes to the barbercue? Female: What barbercue? Male: The barbercue where i put my meat on your face.

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Male: I have a large penis female: so do i.

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A 85 year old man was at a bar, he goes up to the first hot thing he sees and asks do I come here often?

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I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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Hey there little girl there is a party down my pants you want to come? Oh I'm sorry i don't speak Herpes.

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Girl: If you was a rollercoaster...I'd ride you all day long.. Guy: What? Am I not big enough for you now...why can't you just be happy with me... =_= Girl: : / I was tring to be all sexy in a cute way... Guy: Pfft. FREAK... e_e

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Are you from Jamaica because I'm from Jamaica and I think I recognize you? Your ugly as hell by the way.

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the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

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Hey girl, you must have fallen from heaven, because you're so old you should have died already and so ugly that they must have kicked you out as soon as you got there.

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Man: So you will come home with me later? Girl: Sure! Man: Great then ill just go find more women I can bang later in the meantime... Moral: Depending of the kind of woman, this is of no consequence...

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-Want to get on your knees and suck my dick? -No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

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-hey, come here a minute.

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Skilled man enters a bar: Man: Lady, I am a scientist... Lady: So? Man: I also have black belt in several martial arts... Lady: Your point? Man: uh... I have uh... Lady: Sigh... *gets up and leaves* Moral: Knowing what and how to be attractive to women is an art on its own...

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H3LL0 Girls, You need some THERAPEY? Call Nero The Moralman For A qualified TheRapist. The number? You wont get it, so then you will go mad with lust and need therapey Moral: Ooooh... I says ANTI Pickup line... Whats that? More Moral: Nothing is immoral! Everything is Moral MORAL MAN!

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Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

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jack sanders

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Man with huge arms and HUGE muscles enters a... pub! (for variety`s sake) "Hey you like fisting!" Woman: Yeah kinda.. I mean HOLY SHIT NO! I DONT PLEASE STOP NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! Moral: Get a room you two! (a moral man original)

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Stop Footing Around

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- Is it hot in here, or is it just the broken A/C unit?

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