the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

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Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

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Pooh... my my... it sure its fucking cold outside, I have cooled down now, excuse me while I get back to... My well... Je ne sais quoi... Allright, foursome sex! There you got it, thumb this bitch down because I dont like bragging, but these girls dared me to do it, and we all gotta provide and share ;) Moral: I am the only man of course feck! The alternative is disguting!

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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I've got a black belt in lovin'.

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Boy- Did it hurt when you fell- Girl- From heaven?!? AWWW <3 Boy- No the whore tree when you banged every guy on the way down.

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Girl: If you was a rollercoaster...I'd ride you all day long.. Guy: What? Am I not big enough for you now...why can't you just be happy with me... =_= Girl: : / I was tring to be all sexy in a cute way... Guy: Pfft. FREAK... e_e

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- What's a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

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The word of the day is 'legs' , The word of tomorrow is Aardvark .

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Man: GET IN THE VAN! Woman: NO! Man: Well... How about the Limo? Its got beverages and caviar and... Woman: OOH :D Moral: Always go for the limo first,

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Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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Honestly bitch, I hate you, but my balls are bursting so its either you or the next disgusting ugly bitch in line, my mom!

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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whats up ho

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Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?

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-Do you come here often? -I'm about to.

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I love Mark Wahlberg!

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-I love you.

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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