Violets are blue. Roses are red. Your window was open. I'm under your bed.

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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At the library: So girl, how about we find a nice quiet place? Moral: Location, location...

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Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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Hey girl, I just fixed your pipes, I got a pipe of my own that needs some fixing if you know what I mean ;) Moral: Pornography is a lie.

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In the USA: Man: Hello, I am half Iraq and half Afghanistan, my name is Osama Bin Allah! Girl: Oh... Uh em... I do not mind you nor anything but, you are like uh... civilized and stuff right? Just asking! Man: Of course miss, so how many camels to get into your pussy? Girl: OMG! Man: WAIT YOU MISHEAR ME! I SAY HOW MANY CARAMELS TO GET INTO YOUR... never mind... Moral: Seriously just give up, this must be the worst "pickupline" ever

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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In the USA: Man: Hello, I am half Iraq and half Afghanistan, my name is Osama Bin Allah! Girl: Oh... Uh em... I do not mind you nor anything but, you are like uh... civilized and stuff right? Just asking! Man: Of course miss, so how many camels to get into your pussy? Girl: OMG! Man: WAIT YOU MISHEAR ME! I SAY HOW MANY CARAMELS TO GET INTO YOUR... never mind... Moral: USA discovers they do not have nuclear weapons and then gives them nuclear reactors?

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You're too easily offended. I cannot believe you said that.

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Hey baby, let me take you to heaven.

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Are you a Geodude? Cause you're face is rockin'!

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.

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Guy: What're you doing Friday night? Girl: Not you.

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-Are you an angel? -Yeah...actually I am. I remember you-aren't you the guy that fell out of heaven? So THAT'S why your face is so screwed up.

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Are those space pants? Cause there's not enough space in my house to fit your ass.

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Your body would look good in my trunk.

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Man: Hi ladies I am back for more if you know what I mean ;) Ladies: Get lost you damn hippie! The seventies are over! Man: Whaaat? I died for your sins you know! Moral: Ever heard of Jesus`s ladyfriends? There, now you see what I mean.

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so... you're a girl,huh?

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