Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you

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Man: I bet I can scream so loud I can break the walls this post is made of. Woman: Pfff bullshit.. Man: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! Woman: Wow, I wanna go home with you! Man: Sorry, I dont wanna go home with you Moral I dont bang women I "have something to prove to" if ever... heck just ask a woman what makes her cool enough to ask/demand you to prove yourself... and you may just hit the soft spot...

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Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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- Does this rag smell like ether? - MMMPPPHHRPHRRG!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm using my hand but thinking of you ;)

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Why did the small girl run away? She saw her own coqu in the mirror.

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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Man: Your body is a temple! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? On average 1135 lbs.

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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At a bar: Man: Hi according to horsehead network I am the third most useless "invention" in the world! Moral: See what I did there? No? Then go see the pointless inventions section :P

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

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- hey ;) - hey, yourself. - if i wanted my comeback, i would've wiped it off your mom's face.

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all in all it was a good orgy

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