Hey wanna smash pissers?

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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Man and woman in bed, as the man looks troubled: Woman: Hey you are not in the mood? Whats wrong? Man looking down his pants: SNAKE! ANSWER ME! SNAKE WHATS WRONG? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEE! Woman: We arent gonna have sex huh? Man looks down pants again: Nuh huh... game over girl... game over...

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When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment...

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How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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Give me some sugar... honey.

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hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

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He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The holocaust was a disaster, and so are you.

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Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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-You are so lovely. -DOES NOT COMPUTE...

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Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

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Guy: What does a girl like you doing to a place like this? Girl: Trying to get away from you

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Man: *Pokes Woman* Ouch! You burned me! Woman: How did I burn you? Man: Because you're just THAT hot. ;) Woman: *Pokes Man* Well it's too bad you're not.

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EVERYONE ELSE

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-How did you get to be so beautiful? -I must’ve been given your share.

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4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

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Can I go to your house and play with your Jigglypuff?

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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hey bitch

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Lets play the Yes/No game the rules are you can only say yes or no once to the questions, No. 1 Are you beautiful?, No.2 Are you Lying?

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I want you to come over, so we can go in my room, turn off the lights, go under the covers, and ill show you my glow in the dark watch..just kidding my penis.

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Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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