- Anti-Pickup Line

Male: Get in the van.

- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

Man at a restaurant (that is out of everything but bar stools and alcoholic drinks): Man: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! Woman: Uh? Oh! Nice tribute to the cheesy Castlevania lines! Man:Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves! Woman: Uh... well with most of you men lacking a spine nowadays... I cant truly disagree with you... Man: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! Woman: Savior? Who do you think I am? But now I am annoyed throws glass that breaks have at you! slaps man Man: HYDRO STORM! Throws a flask of water upwards as it breaks on the floor splashing the woman... Woman: NOW I AM ALL WET! YOU MORON! Dont you know me? Man: Man: M-Maria? Uh... What happened? Shaft: Damn you broke free from your spell! But it is too late! Muahahaha! Castlevania has already become a bar! Richter: Well... that's fine to me, as long as Dracula does not STEAL MEN`S SOULS! Shaft: Relax, he is into business now... Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a businessman such as him! Shaft: Seriously! I invite you both at its VIP lounge and free beer to make up for the past mistakes... Richter: Excellent! But now feel my unbridled wrath!!!!! punches Shaft Shaft: Ouch! So... are we even now? Richter: Considering the free beer... okay... As they arrived Castle Barlevania they both got drunk and played "vampire killer" at the stage all night... Moral: Not much a Anti-Pick up line you say? Not only did Richter make a fool out of himself, but he also got her wet ;)

Guy: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Girl: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Woman: Hey is it true you black men have big penises? Black Man: Hell yeah woman! Mine is so big, its at least three times longer than my fist and at least 4 times as wide! Lets go get some hoe! Woman: Uh... well uh... its just that... uh... Moral: Be careful for what you wish for, when fantasy becomes reality... it may hurt....

McDonald's isn't the only thing that is super-sized...

It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

Guy: what do this pickup line and your face have in common? Girl: what? Guy: they are both poorly constructed.

Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

Glass Basketball

Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

Your the penisbutter to my vagmite;)

Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

You're like a can of condensed milk. Short, thick, and sweet.

My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

-What's your name sexy? -Taken!

Me: it smells in here Her: its maybe my perfume! Me: no i let a glorious fart fallowed my an ass crapping on my foot

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap that ass.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Anti-Pickup Line

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