You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day! ...I'm a paraplegic, asshole.

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You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED. Originally Posted at: Collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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"Next!"

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Did you gain weight? Because I think your gravitational pull towards me just increased.

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- Hey baby! You make my heart beat. - Oh, well you make my stomach churn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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You look... clean

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Man: Hey sweetie, can I take you home tonight? Girl: No thanks, my dad's gonna be here any minute.

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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-What's your favorite color? -bl... -mine too! Let's f***

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-hey baby whats your sign? -no parking anytime

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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Guy: Have you ever been to Thailand? Girl: No Guy: Well maybe I should take you to Bangkok

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Nero: My name is Nero... Woman: Why I mean you aint black? Nero: Sure about that? Moral: In the Darkness... We are all the same...

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Lesbihonest

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I put the STD in STuD all i need is U!

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