Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people. My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

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Did it hurt? When I fell from Heaven? NO! WHen you were shot up from hell for stealing my pick up line!!!

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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Yeah... you'll have to do.

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This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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-Want to get on your knees and suck my dick? -No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

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him: your like the sun in the morning. her: that so sweet! him: Your very big and i can even stare at you for more then 2 secondes.

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I think your cute. I though you were cute, until I saw you...

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Boy: whats your name? Girl: i dont know, im just s fetus

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” ? Groucho Marx

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Male: I have a large penis female: so do i.

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Man: If I ask you to go on a date, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one? Woman: (pause) Rape!

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he dropped his hamster in the garbage disposal

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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jack sanders

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This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

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You're like a can of condensed milk. Short, thick, and sweet.

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- Ma'm, do you have a cigarette? - I don't really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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I may have never f*cked a 10 before, but I did f*ck five 2's.

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what goes up and down , side to side all the time? a compass get your mind out of the gudder.

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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