Hello I am a violent rapist, oh wait I meant to say my name first and the other much later... Moral: its official you suck!

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Guy- Hey, wanna come back to my place? Girl- Umm... I don't think 2 people can fit in that box...

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and G and L and Y together because that is what you are.

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

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- I think i lost my number, can i have yours? - I think i lost my number too.

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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roses are red violets are twisted bend over b**** your about to get fisted

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(At a Funeral) Male: I have a raging erection.

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you actually look alright with the lights on.

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Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Girl: That's funny because I'd put F and U together.

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Guy:I invented troll face oh yea! Girl:you gave my daughter nightmares for weeks you b****!(throws drink in face)

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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Get your coat love. I've got a knife

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Hey baby, wanna make $50?

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Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

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She - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? becuase your-- He - I did not fall from heaven, you ignorant little twat.

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Man: I wanna know what love iiiiiiis... And I want you to show meeeeeeeeee! *Woman slams man with baseball bat* Man: Urgh... ARGH MY FACE BLEEDING EVERYWHERE! WHYYYY! Woman: I love baseball! Moral: Stupid singing idiot, if that is not the worst pick up line ever, then some other is!

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Guy: Hey would you like to dance? Girl: No! Guy: Oh come on! Don't be picky. I wasn't!

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"How'd you get the black eye?" "I called Yolanda a two-bit whore." "What did she hit you with?" "A sack of quarters."

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?

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Guy: Have you ever been surfing? Girl: No; Yes Guy: Wanna surf in my jizz?

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The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

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