The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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- hey ;) - hey, yourself. - if i wanted my comeback, i would've wiped it off your mom's face.

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At a ... PUB! Man: Hey... wanna... go out with a true shinob i ninja? ;) Woman: Are you not supposed to be invisible or something? Man: You can see me? SHIT! (runs away). Moral: So what if she saw you you are all covered in a pajamas anyways...

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Lesbihonest

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Man: Hey, want to go back to my apartment and engage in intercourse? Woman: No

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Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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My greatest strength is my self-deprecating sense of humor, but its probably not worth getting to know me.

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I've got a black belt in lovin'.

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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Man: Yeah I have done it with thousands of women all around the world... THOUSANDS! Woman: Okay... then ill come home with you, I want an experienced man to be my first... At his house: Woman: I AM SCARED! Will it hurt? Its my first time and... Man: I dunno! I am scared as Its my first time too! :( Moral: A man whose is scared of sex... pfffffff!

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Man: Yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Mirror: yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Man: SHIET!!! This never works! Moral: Take a look at yourself before you break yourself! By the time you start looking, sounding, feeling and even smelling awesome in the mirror, then the girls will feel the same way about you, no kidding.

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the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

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HI, DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME DOCTOR RABBIT THE HYMEN DESTROYER? Nero the clit collector: Actually this works pretty good, just wear a random rabbit costume, cut a hole where your CAWCK is, and make sure they are girls under twelve or below (because it kinda loses its meaning with little boys but fuck it anyways, yeah fuck it! FUCK IT TO THE LIMIT!) I work at a daycare center: Because I care.

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Man:Are you in college? Woman:Yeah. Berry College. Lots of cows... Man:Well my name is Murad. You know, like, Moo to the radical. Moo, like, cows...

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Male: Get in the van.

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Are you a dementor? Cause you take my breath away.

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If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

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I love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.

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-Can I buy you a drink? -Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

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Girl: Hey you cutypie! want to ride my newest pimpmobile and get drunk and have unprotected sex? Man: Gee that was mighty brave of you, teehee.. Maybe though, but cant we just get to know each other a bit first? ;) I mean I am a partygirl bu.. Girl: ...Uh, something feels wrong here. Man: Cut! I think we picked up each other scripts... Moral: About mother fucking time someone noticed something! This is anti-pickupline enough for me...

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Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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roses are red, violets are blue, my toe hurts.

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