If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you in between F and CK.

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adam burdass

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Boy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: I don't have a boyfriend but I have a Girlfriend !

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Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

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Hey baby wanna come back to my place? Goo-goo ga-ga

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M - If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. F - Yeah, it's too bad that N and O are already together.

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Real life anti Joke: At my school Me as a teen: Hey, I don't know me, and I don't know you, but we both live at the same private school, how about you come with me later and so I can screw you really hard? Girl: My God I love confident guys, sure! Me: Wha...what? That is not quite what I uh... You mean *blush* really want to have sex with me? I mean I am... co-conifden I mean confident but like really? Girl: Meh, not anymore... Moral: Must have been quite some time ago because it took me years to understand why she refused at the end...

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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He: Did it hurt? She: Aww when I fell from heaven? Thanks! He: No, when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. She:...

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EVERYONE ELSE

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Do you have a mirror in your pants, because it looks like you have a dick.

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Monday went by and he didn't see her Tuesday was the same Wednesday came and the swelling had finally gone down for him to make his wife out

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-can i buy you a drink? i buy you a taxi?

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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"You'll do."

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as my dick.

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Man: I would kill anyone at anytime for a kiss from you. Woman: Kill yourself now.

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He- You've got something on your ass. She- What? He- Oh never mind, it's just a period stain.

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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