Hello my name is Horny and... oops... I got it wrong didn't I?

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Do you believe in rape by first sight? Moral: I think its immoral enough as it is already.

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HERE COMES NERO! Ladies get your red thumbs ready, guys... Fuck off with all due respect.. To the ladies. Me: Who am I? Woman: Nobody as far a I care... Me: :D MORAL: I am Nobody, Nobody is PERFECT!

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M: Woah I am drunk baby... But I gotta say... you`re the hottest bitch in town! B: Bark bark!

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Eat me, I'm organic!

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roses are red, violets are blue, my toe hurts.

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Guy: How much does a polar bear way? Girl; About 500 kilograms

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Drunk woman enters what she thinks is a bar... (how original). "man gets close to her" Woman: You men are all dogs! Man: Bark bark! Woman: No need to get cheeky with me asshole! Man: Bark bark... Woman proceeds to pass out and wake up at a kennel... "Mandog": Bark bark. Moral: If you think every man is a dog, then you may just be bark barking the wrong tree... or place... I mean dont expect to find nice men at a dirty bar, and dont expect to find horny jerks at your church reunion. (A moral man original... and I actually like this one!)

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Every kiss begins with K. Except for ugly, that begins with U.

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Soon

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-What's your name sexy? -Taken!

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girl:go away! boy:okay girl:i need space boy:okay just one meter girl: no i"m not kidding boy:i know girl:my mother hate's you boy:i hate her too.! girl:we are now break boy:okay i"m hungry lets eat! girl:you don't understand me boy:no i"m understand you girl:you are philosopher i hate you boy:what? girl:nothing at the end of the story they loved each other

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"I prefer animals... but your so ugly you remind me of my dog"

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-You look like a dream. -Go back to sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm using my hand but thinking of you ;)

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I cant rhyme, ever since my dog and I were walking down the street and then he died and then i cried and then i died and then he cried

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

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Hello my name is Pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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You're like a star in the sky. Nothing but gas.

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