Girl, now I want you to be on top! Okay, what position? DOGGY STYLE! Moral: Sickman Fraud, with that name smart people should listen with one eye open, while geniuses keep their eyes and ears shut.

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male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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Hello children! :D

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Man: Honey, I can't choose between watching golf or porn? Wife: Porn. You already know how to golf.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

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- you're so fat! - I know you are, but what am I? -awwww, thanks man!!! -I didn't mean it like that!

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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-How did you get to be so beautiful? -I must’ve been given your share.

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-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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are you from subway cause you givin me a footlong

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Man: Hey, you dont look that fucking ugly, wanna go home with me? mirror: *shatters* Moral: If your ugliness ever shatters your mirror let me know, ill look at it and it will assemble itself back on its own.

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What's your favorite condiment? Mine's mayonaise.

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

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I'm jealous of every girl that hugs you, Because for that one second she held my entire world.

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As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

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Guy- Hey, wanna come back to my place? Girl- Umm... I don't think 2 people can fit in that box...

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I couldn't help but notice you from the other side of the bar. You look way better from over there.

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