Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

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I hate you already.

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Male: It's super hard and long. Female: I have always been under the impression that the GED is relatively simple.

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I AM FAGNETO! WELCOME TO GAY!

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The anti pickup line hard to believe: Woman: Me so hony! Me wan lose virginity to you! I make free love for hours! Man: Wow, are you that popular Asian supermodel known for her enormous tits? I heard you really are virgin! Damn I am single and all but I kinda promised my ex girlfriend I would help her get back together with the guy she cheated on me with. Woman: But me so hony! I wait for u for many many long time! But I wait for u only for a month is looong time! Man: Eh, I kinda promised I would fix her washing machine too, and then I have to cut her grandmothers toenails and... Anyways sorry I cant this month :( Moral: Yeah like that is ever going to happen! (then again I tend to expect too much)

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-Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I'd be in prison.

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Lol, again I am on a adrenaline... well let me be subtle... GANGBANGING WITH ANAL, PUSSY, TWO GIRLS FIGHTING OVER ONE COCK (Ladies there is enough down there to share)... ...Anyway, it reminds me of when I was 21, and I was like "You know what? Threesomes and that kinda stuff is nice and all, but I am a grown up now and... ...TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs Today I am 32, Married, (Hey my wife is into stuff, so its not cheating if she is the one enjoying while I videotape sometimes okay? (Never on cam, you crazy? You cant sell that shit! Okay I am kidding, the collection is personal) Ps: Seriously girls, one thing is that you smear yourself with my cumshots okay? But Hugging me afterwards? DATS SICK! (Name is Nero, I am not black, I am Hispanic, Latino Sexy... Well, actually when I take a look in the mirror I go, "meh well some guys got the looks"... ...I wont lie though, either my looks dont matter shite, or girls really like it...

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hey angel you duh sexy , if you duh rice i eat you everyday-pha haha

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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free candy....

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boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I take a shit I think about you bitch *flushes the toilet*

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so shove it up your A$$.

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Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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- Hello There Pretty Lady! - Hi... - Wow, your the fist girl I've met who has bigger boobs than I do! - Tw*t

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Give me some sugar... honey.

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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.-Rodney Dangerfield

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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I couldn't help but notice you from the other side of the bar. You look way better from over there.

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Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people. My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

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Hi I am THE MORAL MAN! Moral: I am not famous enough yet it seems... except around my block where woman screams have been so loud people have called the cops... RAWRS... yeah I am bragging, but at least its the truth... (I cant wait for the day I am so famous that I walk into a bar and tell women that I am Moral man and run before they beat me to death)

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- Ma'm, do you have a cigarette? - I don't really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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