Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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(Based on a few real life experiences) Man: Hey girl wanna hang out an.. Girl: OMG IMMA ORGASMIN YES I COME WIT YOU AND WE HAVE WILD SAX IN MAH DERTY PUSSY AND THEN YOU LIKK MY ASS GOOD AND CLEEN! Man: Uh... I think I left my wallet im my pocket... which I think is in my fridge.. at home... gotta go before the house burns down you know... "runs off"

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-Want my number? -I already know it. It's 1. -Phone numbers have more then one digit... -Oh, I thought we were referring to your IQ level...my bad.

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Guy: Theres this girl and Ive been meaning to ask her something... Girl: I bet I know who it is ;D Guy: Oh good. So is your mom available on Friday?

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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Hey nice shoes....Wanna F***?

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I'm a black belt at pretty much everything, Karate, Larate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kickpunching, Beltmaking, Taekwondo.........bedroom...|:D ~Rick, the Adventure Sphere

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent sounds stupid.

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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(At a Funeral) Male: I have a raging erection.

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Hello, it's nice to meet you.

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cumming too.

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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I have a knife, Maddie. Get in the van.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

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hey baby i just came in my pants

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Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

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Girl: Hey you cutypie! want to ride my newest pimpmobile and get drunk and have unprotected sex? Man: Gee that was mighty brave of you, teehee.. Maybe though, but cant we just get to know each other a bit first? ;) I mean I am a partygirl bu.. Girl: ...Uh, something feels wrong here. Man: Cut! I think we picked up each other scripts... Moral: About mother fucking time someone noticed something! This is anti-pickupline enough for me...

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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Are you a broom? Cause you look like a rather dull, inanimate object that collects dust.

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