male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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Man: Hey sexy girl there... Whats your name? Cena: I am John Cena! I can rap because you can eat.. uh crap... wait I need some allsholes to write some rad lyrics for me here...

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Welcome to DIE!

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

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Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

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why are you you touching me ????

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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Male: You're so beautiful. Female: Well thank you. Male: Yeah, you look just like my Mom.

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Yeah sure, ill just go grab my gag and handcuffs. Male: ...

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Are you from Austrailia? Because I'd like to put my tongue in your butthole

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Hey, you want a ride?

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I'm a black belt at pretty much everything, Karate, Larate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kickpunching, Beltmaking, Taekwondo.........bedroom...|:D ~Rick, the Adventure Sphere

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He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

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Man- Hey, baby, wanna come back to my house for some pizza and sex? Woman- No! Man- What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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Him: I'd go through anything for you. Her: The exit's over there.

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-If you are looking at a girl and she says What are you looking at? -I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.

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Girl: Go f**k yourself Guy: can you help me?

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- What's a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

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Woman enters a...uh Cafe that only sells alcohol and stuff... now that is variation from the usual bar eh? Woman: Yo bitchy hot stuff, you look cheap get over here! lets bang! Man: How dare you! Woman: Why? You dont wanna try my wiener? Man: "throws drink at woman", Im gonna tell my girlfriend! Woman: I start getting the feeling something is very wrong here man... Man: Humpf! Just wait to my girlfriend gets here and beats you u... wait I to think there is something very very wrong here. Moral: The world may never know...

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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