It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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-I think you're the best looking girl in here. -Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

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Guy: I think I got lost in your eyes. Girl: Here's a GPS. Go find yourself.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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A 85 year old man was at a bar, he goes up to the first hot thing he sees and asks do I come here often?

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-Hey, do you have a cat? -Why do you ask? -Because I'd love to pet your pussy. -Well, that makes two of us.

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-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood

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For you that think your family are too overprotective when it comes to sex, this was my story as a teenager. Mom: Hi guys! Me and ladyfriend: Hi mom! This is my ladyfriend: (insert your name if you are female) Dad: Woho! Good catch son! *claps me on shoulder* Mom: Dont worry, you guys just go right up and "study" eh ;) eh ;) and we are gonna put the music REALLY LOUD down here! And there is no need to be ashamed of stains nor anything. Dad: No we understand ;) ;) ;) Girl: Uh... you invited me just to study right? Me: Believe it or not I did... Dad: Yeah you two young ones go study! Remember condom though! ;) Girl: Axel! WTF?! *leaves* Me: Mom.. Dad! WTF!? I dont know anything about algebra (not even to this day, and I am almost 30) Dad: Algebra eh? ;) Next time give her a good "algebra". Me: Mom tell that moron tha... Mom: Relax son, I understand that you boys have desires and the next time you take her with you, you dont need to be ashamed or come up with excuse.. Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: To believe I learned most my ways by having ladyfriends... despite my parents... Mom and Dad overprotective? Good... trust me!

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

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"You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister..."

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(Guy mumbles a bit, then says): You don't know me, but can I get you a drink? Yeah, sure... OK. HAHAHAA!!! Before I asked if you wanted a drink I mumbled "Do you want to have sex"? And you said yes! HAHAHAA!!!

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M: What's your name? W: Jenny. M: What's your number? W: eight-six-seven-five-three-oh-ni-yie-yen

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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violets are blue roses are red you have a mouth start giving me head

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Male: You're so beautiful. Female: Well thank you. Male: Yeah, you look just like my Mom.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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What did the blond do when the web page she was visiting didn't load? She checked if her wireless access had been somehow cut off and then hit the refresh button and waited for the page to load again.

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

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hey your pretty... pretty ugly!

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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