Guy: Hi, I am sexually attracted to you. May I walk over to the bar and purchase you a drink and then another and then another untill you become intoxicated and more likely to allow me to have sexual intercourse with you? Girl: You speak funny. Get lost.

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- I'd like to call you. What's your number? - It's in the phone book. - But I don't know your name. - That's in the phone book too.

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Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

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if i was a fly, i'd be all over you, because you are the SHIT.

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

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Q: How did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

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-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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Does it smell in here or it just you?

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I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

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Girl: Hi honey, wanna see a magic trick? Boy: Sure, why not? Girl -POOF- YOU'RE SINGLE!

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down

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I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

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rohypnol. rape drug

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Hey girl, I am a rich guy with a huge estate and stuff, while you live under a cardboard box so... Your place or mine? Both, I to your place, and you to mine.

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Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

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Hello my name is Pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

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Sickman Fraud: Hmm you look remotely alike my mother... Woman: Uh? Sickman Fraud: Yes fucking you should das probably give me some release, die reason to resist me is not necessary, you envy my pingas and I can assign it to you if you put on this ugly wig and yell "bad boy" whilzt I das fukte das rassenhol... Woman: OMG SICK! Moral: The father of modern psychology? Seriously?! I was going for a bachelor in psychology studies, but its just disgusting.

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fancy going halves on a bastard?

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