MALE: We can do this the easy way or the hard way. FEMALE: Excuse me? MALE: Hard way it is *zip* FEMALE: *gurgle gurgle* *scream*

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- Do you wanna play the rape game? - NO! - That's the spirit!

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Fear not moral man is back, in a moment of weakness I let myself go... let us put it this way... some like me, some hate me, that is what happens when people such as I speak their opinion. And if someday the entire world wants to destroy Moral Man... Moral Man will unleash doomsday! Moral: I am back, like me, hate me, you can still ignore me... but until I get some sleep and can start working out again (icy weather is not for bicycling is it?) Then Moral Man stands... Ps: Hey, thanks there below, my most thumbed up comments had minus 5 and such, so I got kinda down since I thought the internet too needed someone that speaks his mind. More Morals: But then I remembered I do this to entertain myself, and that you downvoters can all go screw yourselves! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAN! MORAL MAAAAAAAAN! Action figures in store now!

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-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -You look like a rapist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boyscout? The boyscout returned from camp.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you ascended from the depths of hell and broke through the earth's crust?

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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MAN- You're trying to imagine me naked aren't you? WOMAN- No. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

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excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

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- If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. - Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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guy: can i rape you? girl: No Guy: great that means any sex we have from now on is consensual, thanks

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Did it hurt when you burst through the concrete emerging from hell? Yes, yes it did.

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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is your name macaulay culkin? cuz you're going home alone.

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Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

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Boy: Hey girl, do you wanna play hard to get? Girl: No. Boy: That's the spirit!

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Guy:When I drugged you, then dragged you all the way to my place and banged the hell out of your ass? I also managed to get my entire fist in and out of your ass several times. Moral: Wanna go out with me?

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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-how much does a polar bear way. -half as much as you (for fat girls)

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Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. (;

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Moral: Hey, how you doing? ;) Woman: Moral? Are you that guy that signs all his posts on horsecrapz network and adds miscellaneous notes? Moral: Yep that's me ;) Woman: OMG LIKE EWWW! Id never do you! Moral: Uh, when did even make such a suggestion? Moral:Well I am married...

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