Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

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me- hey baby wanna hve sexual intercourse girl- sure because using the word intercourse in a sentence tunrs me on.

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- If you were a booger I'd pick you first - If you were a booger I'd throw you away...

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I have the smallest erected dick in town, if you don't believe me ask my mama!

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Hello I am a violent rapist, oh wait I meant to say my name first and the other much later... Moral: its official you suck!

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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(in a loud club) -Do you wanna dance?! -Umm, with YOU? NO! -What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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-Can I have your number? -Can my boyfriend punch you in the face?

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Welcome to DIE!

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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" Grab your coat love ...it's cold in my basement"

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Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cumming too.

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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By reason or by Strength, moral man has a serious side too, and I prevail. Moral: Threats... anyone in my unit threatening another would simply be thrown in jail for a couple of weeks, then kicked out, and using military equipment to threaten, trace and murder people is highly illegal. Asshole, troll or not, I will use my right and reason to have you removed permanently from the horsehead network if you persist.

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- Hey baby! You make my heart beat. - Oh, well you make my stomach churn.

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What's worse than walking on a beach? Not walking on a beach.

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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-I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included. -Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

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