Man enters a bar... ORIGINALITY FOR THE PEOPLE! Man: Hey, wanna go to my place later? Woman: Ok Ronald McDonald but you gotta take of your costume first and... Man: What costume? I am Michael Ja.. Moral: Stop it right there! Its too early for jokes about uh... Michael J Fox... yeah him yeah... lets keep it that way...

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Is it true you black men are as hung as a horse? Uh lady, no idea I like ignore their stuff. Yeah but you know, I seen a lot of them and they are huge and look salty an... Woman! Im so outta here! Moral: Now the man is goin! C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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guy: ermm...i like blondes ;) ima blonde too...we r a perfect dumb blonde match!!!! girl: yeah but im the dumb one in this situation. and have u taken a look in the mirror lately?!?! guy: yeah...well...uhh...maybe.........no not really... girl: well first of all you got pimples the size of mars, you have cross-eyes, you nose is bigger than squidwards nose, and let me see ur d!ck...now!!!! guy: oooh getting right to the point!!! i like it *unzips his pants and pulls out his nub* girl: uhh well u aint got no point, it looks like ur point just broke... guy: well midgets cant help it!!!!!!!!! dont judge my falses!!!!!! girl: okayy...besides theres wayyy too much to judge...no point...ur a complete waste of my timee!!!!!!!! now go watch porn and see if it grows a little bigger than his little nub u got.

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-What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

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Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car I want to rape you

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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My therapist says I should meet new people.

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-Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? -Yeah, but this time don't stop!

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When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment...

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Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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Hey Baby, Whats your name? Dave ...(silence)...

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Your the penisbutter to my vagmite;)

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-Nice bum where ya from? -Australia, wanna ****?

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Boy: Wanna go see a movie. Girl: Which movie. Boy: Texas Chainsaw Massicure. Girl: What is it about. Boy: Unicorns and Rainbows. Girl: Let's go!

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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Is there a mirror in your pants? If so, you should shove it up your ass, it would probably make you look better.

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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