Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why? Because I'm going to do it anyway!

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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Monday went by and he didn't see her Tuesday was the same Wednesday came and the swelling had finally gone down for him to make his wife out

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i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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Shorts and pants compilation: Hey you a cheap prostitute or just out of my league? Hey mom I just watched some more hentai today and wonder if you would... Why are you screaming? Its just me naked with a boner! According to hentai its completely natural! I mean I am getting to do you when I turn eighteen right? No? You are a horrible mother! I am so telling dad you wont give it up! Bitch, you like men that beat you up while fucking you? You do? Oh, my! This is like too freaky too me! *runs out girlie screaming* Dad, I watched some other hentai today and, I wonder if you... Moral: *Pants*, there you go.

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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Gaywatch starts

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Female Police officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: Boobies.

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You're too easily offended. I cannot believe you said that.

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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Are you a Geodude? Cause you're face is rockin'!

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Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -You look like a rapist.

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cockface

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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