- Hey, what do you do for a living? - Female impersonator

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Are you an angel? ... cause I have an erection!

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M: What's your name? W: Jenny. M: What's your number? W: eight-six-seven-five-three-oh-ni-yie-yen

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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Man - I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Woman - Good cus' your breath stinks!

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A couple wanted to try something different in the bedroom, The wife suggests they do it in a 69 position so they get into position but the wife lets one off in the husbands face she apologises and they try again when the wife farts again the husband gets up to leave and says no I don't think I can do this another 67 times!

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Guy: Hey want to hear a joke about my penis? No wait it's too long Girl: Hey want to hear a joke about my vagina? No wait you won't get it.

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He: I know all 21 letters of the Alphabet She: Isn't there 26?? He: Oh yeah...i keep forgetting URAQT

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I might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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sound of zipper

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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Dont people ever get tired of PRETENDING like they dont need others aproval? I NEED APPROVAL I NEED APPROVAL! Moral: I REALLY DO! YEEEEEEEEES BECAUSE...Uh...you matter more than me? Nah, nothing like that, only I matter more than you...

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Are your prices by the hour

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- So what do you do for a living? - I'm a female impersonator.

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If your happy and you know it clap your hands!! What if I lost my hands in Nam while I was singing this song and a plane killed my friend causing me to ct off both of my hands?

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Losers pick-up sex guide. 1. Create a beautiful environment at home, with candles, romantic music, etc. 2. Buy lube, some sexy female underwear, a couple of sex toys, some erotic magazines to excite you`re partner. 3. Pick-up you`re stuff and masturbate.

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If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

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Can I have your number? -I don't have one.

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

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