Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

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In a loud bar: Man: Do you enjoy gRape? Woman: HOW DARE YOU YOU PERVERT! Man: Uh... how about raisins then... Woman: Err... can you repeat that first question again... Moral: I would but I would have to bypass the censorship somehow...

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-Is there anything I can do for you? -Fill my care cup. Oh, actually, I don't think you can manage to do that.

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-"Hey babe, you gotta nice ass!" -"Yep, and it doesn't like a rude one staring at it."

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Man, stay alive, I dont even got time to read that shit. See you around son.

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At bar Man: Uh... um... wanna come home see my star wars board games collection? Woman: SURE! Man: *Heart attack*

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Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

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You're place or mine? Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

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Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

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I've got a black belt in lovin'.

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Does the carpet match the drapes? -Do I look bald?

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Guy - Did it hurt? Girl - Giving birth to my triplets? Yes, it was like shitting a walrus.

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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Girl, now I want you to be on top! Okay, what position? DOGGY STYLE! Moral: Sickman Fraud, with that name smart people should listen with one eye open, while geniuses keep their eyes and ears shut.

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Girl- Hey ily Boy- say it it just makes it that much better ;) Girl- I'm leaving you

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

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Do you wanna be a pirate ship? Because there can be tons of seamen inside of you.

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- Can I have your number? - Sure. Twelve.

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-Do you mind if i smoke? -No. I dont even mind if you burn....

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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