He: Will we have sex tonight? She: Yes, only I don't know with who you will.

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Is there a mirror in your pocket?... Because if so, you should probably take it out and, uh, fix what you have going on there.

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-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

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wanna go halves on a b*stard?

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- I want to give myself to you. - Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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are you from subway cause you givin me a footlong

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to F*** you with a rake.

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- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

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Hey girl, you must have fallen from heaven, because you're so old you should have died already and so ugly that they must have kicked you out as soon as you got there.

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Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" as far apart as possible.

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guy: can i rape you? girl: No Guy: great that means any sex we have from now on is consensual, thanks

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-I can see forever in your eyes. -But all I can see is never in yours.

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Ever had violent sex with a murderer/rapist? ;) ;)

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Every girl wants to be swept off her feet... It's when you put her in the trunk of your car that she starts to freak out.

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-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

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Aww seriously dude? That would be awesome, gotta warn you though, this car repair dude, is really ripping my shirt off but you know, ill send you the bill. 666 (my phone is on the charger, get me a new one and ill write a fucking essay about my sisters ass and post it here I really need a phone)

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Him: What's it like in Hell? Her: Why are you asking me that? Him: Because you're the devil and I know where the f*ck you came from; I can see you're horny.

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Man: Hey, I write the most perverted mini stories on ANTIPICKUPLINE ;) Any woman: ME SO HONNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME! Moral: Hentai keeping peop... never mind... not into animated cartoons DO YOU THINK I AM A PERVERT OR SOMETHING?.. cant help it that my mother looks like a damn hot pornstar though...

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Guy: Did you use Windex on your pants? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because I see myself in your pants.

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M. Haven't I seen you some place before? W. That's why I don't go there anymore

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-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

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