Do women shake the petrol pump after filling or is that just a guy thing?

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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Hey girl... U remind me of my pinkie toe.. Ur small cite and I'll probably bang u on the coffee table later

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hey baby i just came in my pants

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"Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out." "I charge $80 with anesthesia, $40 without."

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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Did you just fart coz you're blowing me away!

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Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

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-Can I have your number? -Can my boyfriend punch you in the face?

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This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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M: Hey bitch i'll give you £50 to touch my penis. f: Simon thats an afterschool detention M: SCORE!

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How much do you like peanut butter?

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Is someone following you? Cuz ive been seeing people behind your back.

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Jdkfk

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4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

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Batman bravely leaps in front of the Robin: Bats: WATCH OUT FOR THAT GAY-RAY! *Bats suddenly grabs Robin and starts making out with him* Bats: I am sorry, I cannot stop it... I... Robin: I am underage so maybe it was a pedo-ray or something... Joker: What gay ray? What pedo ray? It was suppose to disintegrate you! But whatever, I win. Moral: It was a looong trip back home.

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you have your job, I have mine, so let's do it in the kitchen

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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