If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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Were your parents chemists? cuz you look like TEST TUBE BABY :D

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- You look really nice - I know

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-Baby, do you know karate? Your body is kickin'! -I do actually. Would your crotch like a demonstration?

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the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

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Woman enters a...uh Cafe that only sells alcohol and stuff... now that is variation from the usual bar eh? Woman: Yo bitchy hot stuff, you look cheap get over here! lets bang! Man: How dare you! Woman: Why? You dont wanna try my wiener? Man: "throws drink at woman", Im gonna tell my girlfriend! Woman: I start getting the feeling something is very wrong here man... Man: Humpf! Just wait to my girlfriend gets here and beats you u... wait I to think there is something very very wrong here. Moral: The world may never know...

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I have no gag reflex.

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Want to go out? No

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van

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Hey, nice shoes..... Wanna F***?

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Hi girls... whos coming home with me? And please dont reject me because I am a rich man and rejection makes me throw thousand dollar bills at random.

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I put the STD in STuD all i need is U!

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Man: Hi ladies I am back for more if you know what I mean ;) Ladies: Get lost you damn hippie! The seventies are over! Man: Whaaat? I died for your sins you know! Moral: Ever heard of Jesus`s ladyfriends? There, now you see what I mean.

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And then it hit me.....no really now I'm bleeding

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Hey can I have your number? No.

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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"Are you a parking ticket?" "What?" "You’ve got fine written all over you"

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I lost my Nobel prize, can you help me find it?

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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Man: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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Every girl wants to be swept off her feet... It's when you put her in the trunk of your car that she starts to freak out.

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Hey, i looked up the word beauty in the thesaurus and your name was mentioned there. ..... in the antonyms

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