-I like my woman like I like my coffee... without a penis

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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On your mark, get set, suck my dick.

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- Hey baby! You make my heart beat. - Oh, well you make my stomach churn.

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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Female: Hey do you wanna buy me a drink? Male: I really don't like your face.

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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Guy- Hey girl do u like math Girl-um, sure Guy- ok I got a problem... Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply the bodies.... What does that equal.... Girl- u and ur homo friends

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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Him: Does your dad own a bakery? Her: Yes, Why? Him: Because I saw his advertisement in the newspaper

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Hey ladies ;) I like to post lots of anti-pickuplines! ;) Girls: WOW! I WANNA JOIN YOU HOME! ME TOO ME TOO! The anti-part: This will never happen in real life.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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-Go on don't be shy, Ask me out. -Okay Go out.

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Women love it when you kiss their neck. Just not while they are driving and while you're in the back seat and when they don't know you...

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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"Hey girl, is there a mirror in your pants?" "No, that's just my penis."

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"You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister..."

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with glue? My d***

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-What's your favorite color? -bl... -mine too! Let's f***

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