(Guy mumbles a bit, then says): You don't know me, but can I get you a drink? Yeah, sure... OK. HAHAHAA!!! Before I asked if you wanted a drink I mumbled "Do you want to have sex"? And you said yes! HAHAHAA!!!

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are you from subway cause you givin me a footlong

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Hello little girl would you like some candy, yes? ;-)

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-how much do i have to pay you to **** me? -how much do i get for taking you back to the zoo?

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hey bitch

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car I want to rape you

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I have a gun.

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I may have never f*cked a 10 before, but I did f*ck five 2's.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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man:hey can you help me look for my dog i lost him in this cheap motel room girl: oh really i didnt know rotten garbage like you actully a had a friend even if it is a pet!

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why did the boy laugh? A:he saw another boy get raped by a giant scorpian

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I have a twin bed...we should have a threesome;)))

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She - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? becuase your-- He - I did not fall from heaven, you ignorant little twat.

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-Good afternoon miss, would you care to try our new line of perfume? -Sure what's it called? -Chloroform...

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Are you an erection? 'Cause you're growing on me.

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

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Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

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Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

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-I love you.

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