If i don't have sex in 30 seconds i'll have to kiss you

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Boy-That's a nice outfit. Girl-Thanks!!! Boy- It would look even better scrunched up at the end of my bed.

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Guy: What're you doing Friday night? Girl: Not you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car I want to rape you

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I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

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- Haven't I seen you someplace before? - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out. -Okay, get out.

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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- If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. - Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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- I want to give myself to you. - Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

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-I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. -I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours

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Shaved your beard, so I can see you're a woman.

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- How do you like your eggs in the morning? - Unfertilized !

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-Can I have your name? -Why? Don’t you already have one?

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every dick on the way down?

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED. Originally Posted at: Collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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rohypnol. rape drug

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Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

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How much do you love me? Look at the stars and count them Bu-but it's afternoon Exactly

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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Wanna go back to my place and watch some CarVideos?

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