Super man and Lois lane doing it... Supes: WOMAN I AM SO uh.. tHORNY that I want to thrust as hard as I can and... Lois: YAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Supes: Oh noes! R.I.P Lois Lane... Ripped In Pieces Indeed... Moral: Hey at least moral man can get laid... (a moral man fake... well actually original)

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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I'm jealous of every girl that hugs you, Because for that one second she held my entire world.

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This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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Are you water? Because you are very shallow. Now GTFO.

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My friend and I flipped a coin to see who will ask you out and I won.

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Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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There's a reason why they call my penis the Bunker Buster.

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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Is your father a gardener? -No, why? ..Because I was wondering what a cactus like you doing in a place like this.

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-Hey, do you have a cat? -Why do you ask? -Because I'd love to pet your pussy. -Well, that makes two of us.

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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Guy: Did you use Windex on your pants? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because I see myself in your pants.

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- If you were a booger I'd pick you first - If you were a booger I'd throw you away...

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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boy: my dick is 10 inches girl: mine's too

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born beautiful, But what the hell happened to you!

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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haha

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