Hey there little girl there is a party down my pants you want to come? Oh I'm sorry i don't speak Herpes.

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hey girl, were you in 9/11? cause I'll never forget you.

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You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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Hey Baby, Whats your name? Dave ...(silence)...

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Still a better love story than Twilight

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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Boy: Are you Mc Donalds? Girl: Why because your loving it? Boy: No because ur fat and greasy!

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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if u were a triangle u'd be an obtuse one fat ass

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I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

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Girl:Want to go out this Friday? Boy: No I like to stay inside. Girl: No I mean are you free this Friday? Boy:No Im expencive!

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-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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Wanna have sex?

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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"Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out." "I charge $80 with anesthesia, $40 without."

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Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

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Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

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At a bar (how creative): Man: I bet you look beautiful behind those tits... Woman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN DONKEYHOLE!?!?!?! Man: Uh... well I mean I really cant see your face and... Moral: Silicone tits are nice too... in MODERATION FFS!

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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