you actually look alright with the lights on.

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I have been known to give women the best fake orgasms ever ;)

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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At a bar: Man: Hi according to horsehead network I am the third most useless "invention" in the world! Moral: See what I did there? No? Then go see the pointless inventions section :P

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-Do you come here often? -I'm about to.

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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Guy -Are you from Tenessee? Girl -No. guy -oh, because you looked kinda southern.

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Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got 'Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.' written all over you.

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Ever kissed a bunny inbetween the ears? Nope. I'm allergic to them.

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You know, you can't spell "stud" without STD and U

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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Girl, now I want you to be on top! Okay, what position? DOGGY STYLE! Moral: Sickman Fraud, with that name smart people should listen with one eye open, while geniuses keep their eyes and ears shut.

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason - Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

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Losers pick-up sex guide. 1. Create a beautiful environment at home, with candles, romantic music, etc. 2. Buy lube, some sexy female underwear, a couple of sex toys, some erotic magazines to excite you`re partner. 3. Pick-up you`re stuff and masturbate.

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I heard this one in real life in Spain, pretty good one: Man: Please marry me! I am nothing without you! Woman: If you are worth nothing then why should I want you? Man: Uh... Moral: Its a great honor having a dedicated group of followers making sure my comments always have red thumbs, thanks to this my sociology studies are complete. My thanks to every azzhole out there.

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violets are blue roses are red you have a mouth start giving me head

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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- I'd like to call you. What's your number? - It's in the phone book. - But I don't know your name. - That's in the phone book too.

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Man: Yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Mirror: yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Man: SHIET!!! This never works! Moral: Take a look at yourself before you break yourself! By the time you start looking, sounding, feeling and even smelling awesome in the mirror, then the girls will feel the same way about you, no kidding.

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There's a reason why they call my penis the Bunker Buster.

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

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