Hi! Do you like fat guys with no money?

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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It rubs the lotion onto it's skin

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-Roses are red, violets are... -SHOW ME YOUR TITS

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I would take a bullet for you. In COD. JK THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILLSTREAKS

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Girl: Hey classy older man, wanna get to know me better? Man: Sigh... sorry lady I am the man that played Gandalf in that... shitty lords of something movie... Girl: so what? Man: Sigh... you know.. Gandalf the white and Gandalf the gay...? Girl: Huh? Man: Ever seen the X-men? Girl: Yeah... Man: ONE WORD: FAGNETO! Girl: uh.. okay.. "leaves". Ian McKellen: Sigh... should have come out of the closet sooner...

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-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

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Couple in bed: Woman: I want some variation... you into roleplay? Man: Sure! Woman: Ok, Ill be a hot housemaid... Man: OK but they have little mana so... ill be a firemage! Woman: Huh? Man: SHHHH! its not your time to attack yet! Moral: Geeks...

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Him: Does your dad own a bakery? Her: Yes, Why? Him: Because I saw his advertisement in the newspaper

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Whenever I look at stars I think of you... Because your only beatiful from a distance.

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Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

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-I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? -I'll start dialing 911 for you now.

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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-You are so lovely. -DOES NOT COMPUTE...

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- Hey, I have 40 minutes to live and need to feel the touch of a woman to live. -I'm a dude.

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-Do your feet hurt? Because I couldn't help but notice you look about 75 pounds overweight and I hear that is rough on your feet.

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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- I want to give myself to you. - Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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This one is for the ladies: Man: If I could put 6 and 9 on my calculator we would have the greatest time ever ;) Woman: If you did that id just put 911 on my cellphone.

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Man: "Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face"

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i am with stupid l l l \/

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damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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At a cemetery: Girl: This place is so creepy at night... I should have left sooner... Man: RAWRGH! BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!! Girl: EEEEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man *takes off makeup and fake blood* Man; Well, I guess that did not work... Moral: If they dont like you while you are alive, there are always un-dead options...

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At a bar: Man: Hi according to horsehead network I am the third most useless "invention" in the world! Moral: See what I did there? No? Then go see the pointless inventions section :P

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