hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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Man: Hey! Are you into stuff like violence robbery rape cheating orgies machismo torture and pedophilia? ;) ;) Girl: WHAT? NO! Man: Ok me neither so you qualify to come home with me. Girl: Well... that honestly makes you better than most of the lot... why not... so yeah lets go!

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Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Husband: Honey, I heard that when you die, you come back as a different creature! Wife: Really!? I want to come back as a cow!! Husband: You're obviously not listening.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Sickman Fraud: Hmm you look remotely alike my mother... Woman: Uh? Sickman Fraud: Yes fucking you should das probably give me some release, die reason to resist me is not necessary, you envy my pingas and I can assign it to you if you put on this ugly wig and yell "bad boy" whilzt I das fukte das rassenhol... Woman: OMG SICK! Moral: The father of modern psychology? Seriously?! I was going for a bachelor in psychology studies, but its just disgusting.

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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are you on fire?

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Boy: You remind me of the ocean Girl: Because I'm mysterious, adventurous, and romantic? Boy: No, because you make me sick

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun so get in the van.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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Girl: Go f**k yourself Guy: can you help me?

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

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-how much does a polar bear way. -half as much as you (for fat girls)

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Black dude at bar: HERE COMES THE COLE-TRAIN BABY! WANNA RIDE! Girl: So I assume your name is Cole right? Dude: Uh... actually no but... WAIT! where are you going!

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Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Male: It's super hard and long. Female: I have always been under the impression that the GED is relatively simple.

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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Guy: What's your name? Girl: Damisha. Guy: I can't believe it! You're called just like my highschool's platonic love. Girl: Impossible, I just made it up.

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