Akshay Kumar's 'Special Chabbis' is a mind-action film, says director

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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SEE WHAT’S UP, DOWN UNDER.

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Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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hey girl, were you in 9/11? cause I'll never forget you.

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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Is there a mirror in your pants? If so, you should shove it up your ass, it would probably make you look better.

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Online Desperate Asians.com Man: Wow you are a cute asian girl! Where are you from? Girl: Thanks my name Aoi is I am from Japan, you look like nice older man! Man: Japan? Awesome! Remember when we nuked the hell out of your country? Happy days! SLAP A JAP! *Connection discontinued* Man: Eh really sorry, I just get nervous when I meet girls especially the cutest ones... Man: hello?

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A guy asks a girl in the bar if he can buy her a drink she denies saying that alcohol is bad for her legs the guy asks why do they swell? No. they spread.

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-Hey, what's your sign? -I don't know, but yours must be Cancer.

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-hey, come here a minute.

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Woman: You've got the body of a god, too bad that it's Buddha... Man: You've got the face of a Princess, too bad that it's Diana.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with glue? My d***

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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Man with huge arms and HUGE muscles enters a... pub! (for variety`s sake) "Hey you like fisting!" Woman: Yeah kinda.. I mean HOLY SHIT NO! I DONT PLEASE STOP NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! Moral: Get a room you two! (a moral man original)

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Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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Man trying to be smart: Man: HELP THERE IS A GIANT BOMB DOWN MY PANTS! ITS BULGING AND ITS GONNA EXPLODE KILLING US ALL! Nurse: ILL REMOVE IT! GRABS "EXPLOSIVE EQUIPMENT" AND RIPS IT OFF" Nurse: Weird this organic bomb looks like a peni.. Man: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG Moral: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRHhhhhhhhhhhhhhgEsgRSGRSRfRSfSFSr

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Your skin would make a nice coat.

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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I scream, You scream, The Police come, It's Awkward...

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- Haven't I seen you someplace before? - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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