Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Do Your feet hurt? Cause youve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now

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Boy: Hey girl, do you wanna play hard to get? Girl: No. Boy: That's the spirit!

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"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material." "I'm vegan."

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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Put the lotion on the skin!

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Hey, Are You From Tennessee, Because Your License Plate Says Tennessee.

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Dont people ever get tired of PRETENDING like they dont need others aproval? I NEED APPROVAL I NEED APPROVAL! Moral: I REALLY DO! YEEEEEEEEES BECAUSE...Uh...you matter more than me? Nah, nothing like that, only I matter more than you...

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Hey good looking, what some mayonnaise?

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He- You've got something on your ass. She- What? He- Oh never mind, it's just a period stain.

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A modified classic, props to the original poster: Man: Ask me out! Woman: Ok, get out! Man: No no, I said ASK me out. Woman: Okay... will you please get out? Man: No but thanks for asking me out, I am so gonna tell your friends how I rejected you asking me out. Moral: When beaten... THERE IS NO BEATING! If negative people can turn everything into a loss, thinking positive call help you turn anything into victory. I mean Hitler murdered millions right? Arent you happy (Jew or not), that it was not you? VICTORY! (if somehow Pyrrhic depending on how you turn on it... But if you wanna turn a gain to a pain, go ahead...)

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I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

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Girl: Do you know any good movies? Boy: Snakes on a plane Girl: Whats it about? Boy: It's about Horses.. on a boat.

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*a guy and a girl meet at a bar and has a great conversation* girl - can I borrow your phone? I told my ex I'd call him when I found someone better. boy - sure, here you go *gives phone* girl - *silence* *after awkward phone call* boy - give me my phone back girl - you dont seem to get it do you... boy - give me my phone back girl - *silence* boy - GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK YOU BITCH *boy takes out a shotgun with him and repeatedly shoots girl* *girl dodges and takes a bazooka and aims for boy* *boy manages to get out of the bar* *boy installs bomb in center of bar* *boy leaves bar* *everyone attempts to get out of bar* *boy locks the door* boy - Yippie kai yay, moth- *explosion* *everyone dies* MORAL OF THE STORY - DO NOT GO INTO A BAR

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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I might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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"Don't scream"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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I have no gag reflex.

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Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

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-can i buy you a drink? i buy you a taxi?

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Good news: you'll never-ever-ever have a zit again. Bad news: because there's no more space for it to pop out.

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-I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included. -Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

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