- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

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Every girl wants to be swept off her feet... It's when you put her in the trunk of your car that she starts to freak out.

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Whenever I look at stars I think of you... Because your only beatiful from a distance.

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Boy: You know, just because one is beautiful does not mean that she is intelligent. Girl: Really? Boy: Yeah. But I'd like to tell you that you're a very good exception. Girl: Do you really think so? Boy: Of course! You're already ugly, yet you're so incredibly stupid!

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-can i buy you a drink? i buy you a taxi?

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Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

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Man: Your tag's showing. It says "Made in Heaven". Woman: *Proceeds to leak period blood into a puddle at the man's feet and walks away in silence*

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MAN- You're trying to imagine me naked aren't you? WOMAN- No. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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Hi! Do you like fat guys with no money?

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Hey baby wanna come back to my place? Goo-goo ga-ga

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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Girl: Go f**k yourself Guy: can you help me?

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Your skin would make a nice coat.

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"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" "Yes. I ruptured my bowels upon impact."

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Man: I am willing to give my life for you. Woman: How about you fucking get one instead and rather seek me out then? Moral: M-M-M-Morale breaker!

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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

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Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girl: Did it hurt when you were thrust through the ash-filled layers of Hell?

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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MAN: hey babe, do think that mabye someday I and U will be next to each other in the alphebet? WOMAN: well N and O are already, sooo.....

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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