You look like I could use a drink - SMC Digital

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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Roses are red, something something, I am just too desperate to concentrate please let me just put it in you.

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-I'll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words. -Clean my house.

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Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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so... you're a girl,huh?

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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- Did it hurt? - Yes.

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Guy- Hey girl do u like math Girl-um, sure Guy- ok I got a problem... Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply the bodies.... What does that equal.... Girl- u and ur homo friends

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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Hi! Do you like fat guys with no money?

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

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can i take a dump in your mouth?

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You look exactly like my sister.

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Drink this!

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Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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-You look like a dream. -Go back to sleep.

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Are those space pants? Cause there's not enough space in my house to fit your ass.

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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Adventures of Drunken man with standards 2: Man: Well you are kinda uh... big for me... no offense lady, I mean you are sexy but you are... well fat.. in fact you are TRUCKING HUGE! and I have standards, HIGH STANDARDS ACTUALLY... but since you are so charming and have such a great personality... I guess we can go for it... Kid: Mommy... what is that naked man doing to that blimp? Moral: Standards... we all got them... they are invisible for a reason though...

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