Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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Glass Basketball

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Guy: Hey, cutie! What's your name? Girl: JOHN CENA.

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Girl: Go f**k yourself Guy: can you help me?

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Girl: You look so happy, I am glad this is working out. Freud: Maaaaan I was just thinking about fucking my mom! Moral: Sickman Fraud.

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Your father must be a thief, because I saw him stealing at Target earlier.

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-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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As a man I am afforded greater opportunity then my equally qualified female counterparts. I have made it a life goal use this opportunities for greater good.

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-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out. -Okay, get out.

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- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason - Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

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B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

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Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

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Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

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Are you a broom? Cause you look like a rather dull, inanimate object that collects dust.

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-Do you come here often? -I'm about to.

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Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

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Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car I want to rape you

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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Male - Your a sight for sore eyes Female - And your a sight that causes sore eyes

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