Boy: whats your name? Girl: i dont know, im just s fetus

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-Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I'd be in prison.

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Man: Wanna come to my place? Woman: Maybe if you take of the ski-mask and black clothing... Man: But then you'll ruin the surprise! :(

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Woman: Quit staring at me and undressing me with your eyes! Man: I was just imagining you in a tasteful outfit.

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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Do you have a mirror in your pants, because it looks like you have a dick.

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Man: Hey sexy, I think I have seen you many times before... Woman: Hmmm... I do not think I have seen you before... Man: Do you happen to be used to getting raped? Woman:...... Moral: yeah it was her :( Audience: BOOOOOOOOOO! Moral: I know :(

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I'm your Edward and your my Bella

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-Why is one breast bigger than the other? -because I popped it and all the silicone leaked out

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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-Hey, do you have a cat? -Why do you ask? -Because I'd love to pet your pussy. -Well, that makes two of us.

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to F*** you with a rake.

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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- Do you have the time? - Sure, if you have the place!

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Are you a broom? Cause you look like a rather dull, inanimate object that collects dust.

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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Whatever I'll just date myself.

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Are those space pants? Cause there's not enough space in my house to fit your ass.

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"Don't scream"

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-how much do i have to pay you to **** me? -how much do i get for taking you back to the zoo?

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