Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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Look at the keyboard, u and i are together. Look underneath, it says jk.

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-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

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Women love it when you kiss their neck. Just not while they are driving and while you're in the back seat and when they don't know you...

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Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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Is it true you black men are as hung as a horse? Uh lady, no idea I like ignore their stuff. Yeah but you know, I seen a lot of them and they are huge and look salty an... Woman! Im so outta here! Moral: Now the man is goin! C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I don't want for Christmas?

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GET IN THE VAN!!!

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-If I could arrange the alphabet, that would be cool.

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Are you a parking ticket because I'm spending all my money on you and wish you were gone.

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I have no gag reflex.

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Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

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*a guy and a girl meet at a bar and has a great conversation* girl - can I borrow your phone? I told my ex I'd call him when I found someone better. boy - sure, here you go *gives phone* girl - *silence* *after awkward phone call* boy - give me my phone back girl - you dont seem to get it do you... boy - give me my phone back girl - *silence* boy - GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK YOU BITCH *boy takes out a shotgun with him and repeatedly shoots girl* *girl dodges and takes a bazooka and aims for boy* *boy manages to get out of the bar* *boy installs bomb in center of bar* *boy leaves bar* *everyone attempts to get out of bar* *boy locks the door* boy - Yippie kai yay, moth- *explosion* *everyone dies* MORAL OF THE STORY - DO NOT GO INTO A BAR

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Guy: What does a girl like you doing to a place like this? Girl: Trying to get away from you

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Man: Do you sleep on your stomach? Woman: No... Man: Can I?

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-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

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Did you just fart coz you're blowing me away!

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Man: Hello there my name is... Woman: I wish you where water... Man: So you can swallow me? Hey not so fast baby! I dont like em fast. Woman: You did not let me finish! Man: Whatever, gotta go... Moral: Girls... women... you may be mysterious, but unlocking your secrets is my favorite pastime... I CHARRENGE YOU!... Then again I never liked women throwing themselves at me without me saying a word (not that it happens very often)¨ Ps: I see some other people have started to add "morals" to their stories, without success sadly, keep going kids, and people will always of course know who the real "Moral man is" because of the cheap nature of my fantastically silly and "dragged out of the ass" nature of my morals...

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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- Yo baby can I have your number? - Sure! My number is one *sticks up middle finger*

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