sound of zipper

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If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you!

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hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

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Hey girl, I heard you are a lesbian! So which part of lesbia are you from? Moral: Geography is overrated, he got laid.

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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And then it hit me.....no really now I'm bleeding

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Me: Hey lady, you are so fucking hot I want to... Lady: FUCK ME PLEASE ME SO HORNY! Moral: One can always dream... *yawn* Zzzzzzzmooth...

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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"is that a ladder in your tights? or a fire escape for the crabs?"

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guy:do you know how much a polar bear weighs? girl: ..no, how much?? guy:i dunno but probly not as much as you

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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I have a really big..... Bank Account

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My friend and I flipped a coin to see who will ask you out and I won.

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Him: Does your dad own a bakery? Her: Yes, Why? Him: Because I saw his advertisement in the newspaper

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my love for you is like diarrhea. i can never hold it in

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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What did the blond do when the web page she was visiting didn't load? She checked if her wireless access had been somehow cut off and then hit the refresh button and waited for the page to load again.

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Her: Guess what? Him: What? Her Yo Mama! Him: Is she that slut i did last night?

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the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

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You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

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