-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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Real life again. I was about twenty and things where going on really well with a shy Swedish girl... Me: Hey, my name is Axel, you know, like Axel Rose? ;) She: I hate that guy! Me: Me too! She: Are you being fake? I dont want to talk to you anymore. Me: No wait I really hate him! She: So desperate... (pats me on the head and leaves me feeling pretty stupid) Moral: Last time I used that one, I hate Axel Rose and I hate my parents naming me after that bastard

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I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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In a classy bar: KEEP IT CLASSY! Man: Hello there dear... your eyes sparkle like the sun itself... Woman: Oh... thank you random stranger, that is the most beautiful thing someone have ever said to me :D Man: Really? But you are gorgeous (the two proceed to have a long CLASSY conversation and laughing in a classy reserved matter and drinking classy champagne and whatever... and then: Man: Ahahaha yes that is indeed true... By the way... would you mind becoming the single lonely mother of my children? Moral: skipped most of school classes... class ... overrated...

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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Your father must be a thief, because I saw him stealing at Target earlier.

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

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- Hey, baby, what's your sign? - Do not Enter

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Sung to the melody of Ozzy`s: "Moral Man" HEES THE MORAL MAN, IIIS HEE MORAL OR IS HE DEAD? HEES THE MORAL MAN AAARE THERE MORALS INSIDE HIS HEEAD. Moral: NOOO THERE ISNT! ONLY IMMORAL INSIDE! AND ILL KEEP POSTING, ONLY TO CRUSH YOUR INSIDES! *guitar solo begins*

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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Man - I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Woman - Good cus' your breath stinks!

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- I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U - ...

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Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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You have lovely eyes. They'll look better in a pile on my floor in the morning.

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Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

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-Hey, what's your sign? -I don't know, but yours must be Cancer.

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason - Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

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- I want to give myself to you. - Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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-You wanna get laid tonight? -You wanna never have sex again?

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Boy- I'm heading back to my place. Want to come? Girl-Sorry you strike me as a person who cums all by himself.

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