that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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- Hello There Pretty Lady! - Hi... - Wow, your the fist girl I've met who has bigger boobs than I do! - Tw*t

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Dude: Did you fart? Girl: No Dude: Oh I'm sorry because you blew me away

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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Is there a mirror in your pocket?... Because if so, you should probably take it out and, uh, fix what you have going on there.

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Guy: What does a girl like you doing to a place like this? Girl: Trying to get away from you

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-What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? -What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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Girl: Hi honey, wanna see a magic trick? Boy: Sure, why not? Girl -POOF- YOU'RE SINGLE!

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Man: Hey you female? Cuz I am a horny man and... *door slams*

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Shorts and pants compilation: Hey you a cheap prostitute or just out of my league? Hey mom I just watched some more hentai today and wonder if you would... Why are you screaming? Its just me naked with a boner! According to hentai its completely natural! I mean I am getting to do you when I turn eighteen right? No? You are a horrible mother! I am so telling dad you wont give it up! Bitch, you like men that beat you up while fucking you? You do? Oh, my! This is like too freaky too me! *runs out girlie screaming* Dad, I watched some other hentai today and, I wonder if you... Moral: *Pants*, there you go.

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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

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Man: Hey whore! I got a job for you! A blow-Job... get it? HAR HAR HARR! Woman: Wtf? Man: Just a joke whore... wanna come to my place?

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-Roses are red, violets are... -SHOW ME YOUR TITS

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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Hey baby me you CHOIN CHOIN under the moonlight..

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greetings clarisse...

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back becausemfalling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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Good news: you'll never-ever-ever have a zit again. Bad news: because there's no more space for it to pop out.

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: What? Him: When you fell out of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?

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Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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