- Anti-Pickup Line

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Guy -Are you from Tenessee? Girl -No. guy -oh, because you looked kinda southern.

Did it hurt when you burst through the concrete emerging from hell? Yes, yes it did.

You have lovely eyes. They'll look better in a pile on my floor in the morning.

male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't.

As a man I am afforded greater opportunity then my equally qualified female counterparts. I have made it a life goal use this opportunities for greater good.

Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

nice kid... want another?

http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

-Want to get on your knees and suck my dick? -No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I take a shit I think about you bitch flushes the toilet

-don't sit on the table, people eat there! -don't sit on that chair, people sit there!

Man: Wow girl, you are so hot you remind me of my wife when she was young.. wanna come to my place for a quick one before she comes back? Girl: Sigh... this AGAIN? I told you! If you are gonna get that drunk, get out of our home and go to a bar daddy!

Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

G: YOU KILLED MY FATHER! M: Yes yes I killed my father too, but you do not see me whining about it... M: So ... wanna date? I am quite the Male Bison in bed ;) G:NOOOOO! M: Just get in the damn plane! G: BISOOOOOOOOOOOON!

At a bar: Man: Hi according to horsehead network I am the third most useless "invention" in the world! Moral: See what I did there? No? Then go see the pointless inventions section :P

Gaywatch starts

Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

What's the difference between a duck? An orange

-As I slipped my finger in her hole I could feel her getting wetter and wetter, When I pulled it out she was going down on me. I should probably start looking for a new boat...

-Did you fall from heaven? Because your an angel -No but did you? Because your face is fucked up!

-Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? -Enough to break the ice? -Ummm... yea... silence

"I prefer animals... but your so ugly you remind me of my dog"

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