Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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*When you get her to your place* I'm just going to be honest. I've been on the FBI's most wanted list for quite some time now.

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You're so hot, you should wear a burkha over your face.

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Baby, I love every muscle in your body... Especially mine.

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WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED. Originally Posted at: Collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Male: Hey babe! Wanna come to my house for a party? Female: Sorry! Don't have my herpes shot!

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Man - Hey you're kinda pretty! Woman - Um thanks... Man - Whoa slow down! I said kinda.

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-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? nwaaahhh *blushing or something* Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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I love you more than my jar of fingers.

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Hey, i looked up the word beauty in the thesaurus and your name was mentioned there. ..... in the antonyms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born beautiful, But what the hell happened to you!

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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-Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? -Do I look like a Time Lord? (Only Doctor Who fans will get that.)

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Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

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"Next!"

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He: You're as pretty as a picture. She: Thank you. He: Unfortunately, it's a picture of shit. She: -__-

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Did you gain weight? Because I think your gravitational pull towards me just increased.

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Male: Paper or plastic? Female: What? Male: Paper or plastic, you know, to put over your head.

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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Akshay Kumar's 'Special Chabbis' is a mind-action film, says director

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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