This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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why did the boy laugh? A:he saw another boy get raped by a giant scorpian

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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-How did you get to be so beautiful? -I must’ve been given your share.

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is your name macaulay culkin? cuz you're going home alone.

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- hey ;) - hey, yourself. - if i wanted my comeback, i would've wiped it off your mom's face.

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-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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I AM LOVE! I AM LOVE! Moral: Seriously, I have never been QUUUUUITE this happy, shouting I am love is probably not the best move, thanks for your thumbs ups, thumbs downs, and while my work is done here, that does not mean Ill leave, I need to keep my reputation as the fourth, smoothest, aka pointless invention in the world, and unless you want to count that girl Justina Bitcherina, that means that I am the smoothest man alive, THANK YOU THANK YOU! And feel free to vote this down if you cant handle being thanked by the smoothest most awesome man alive. Hey, I get it, we cant all be me ;)

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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Are you a Geodude? Cause you're face is rockin'!

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hey your pretty... pretty ugly!

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If we were confronted, by a vicious man-eating bear with chain-saws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn't be harmed because you're pretty.

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Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

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Dude: Do you have insurance on you ass? Gal: Why? Dude: Because Im about to hit it. Gal: I hope you have insurance on your face (punch).

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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Still a better love story than Twilight

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- I want to give myself to you. - Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

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-Can I buy you a drink? -Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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Hey, nice shoes..... Wanna F***?

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I'm craving some bacon, wanna strip?

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