-Wanna have sex? -No -Damn

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cockface

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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Man: You like nice guys? ;) Woman: No. Man: *bitchslap* get down on you`re knees and suck me bitch!

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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Hey babe, where've you been all my life. Well let's see, I used to live up north in Newcastle then I moved to Liverpool and I'm just down here in London for one day on work.

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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Hey baby, i like your hair -girl takes off wig

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On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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-I'll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words. -Clean my house.

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hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

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4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and G and L and Y together because that is what you are.

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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-Hey Baby, wanna date? -No thanks, I'm allergic to fruits

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Like my status for a tbh? Cause to be honest you are the prettiest girl I ever met ;) Like MY status for a tbh? cause to be honest, thats old and No one gets on Facebook. Twitter all the way :p Oh did I say prettiest? I meant b*tchiest you are horrible at comebacks. So your dumb too! -__________-

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Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

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Famous male actors guide on pick-up. 1. Enter Disco. 2. Say hello out loud. 3. By this point you`re screwed... literally.

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M: You make me wanna be a terrorist! W: Why? M: I so wanna blow on you right now...

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At bar Man: Uh... um... wanna come home see my star wars board games collection? Woman: SURE! Man: *Heart attack*

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