What do you get when you cross a chicken with glue? My d***

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-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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- Do you wanna play the rape game? - NO! - That's the spirit!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: no Guy: Good! Because I have to go take a shit!

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hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

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- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you ascended from the depths of hell and broke through the earth's crust?

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why can't a black person play baseball because the steal bases

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guy: can i rape you? girl: No Guy: great that means any sex we have from now on is consensual, thanks

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Female Police officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: Boobies.

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why are you you touching me ????

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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Man: Dayuuuum *slaps ass* Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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Are you cute? Because lets go get taco bell.

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Woman: Quit staring at me and undressing me with your eyes! Man: I was just imagining you in a tasteful outfit.

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Hey wanna smash pissers?

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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