Roses are red Violets are blue I'm using my hand but thinking of you ;)

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Your eyes are the color of my toilet water.

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

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Good news: you'll never-ever-ever have a zit again. Bad news: because there's no more space for it to pop out.

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There's a reason why they call my penis the Bunker Buster.

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Man: Lady... Seriously, I got a PhD! Woman: Seriously, you look more like an athlete, in what? Man: Lady... I got a pretty huge Richard. Moral: RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!

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Guy : Hey, there's a party in my pants. Wanna join? ;] Girl : Can't, I'm allergic to crabs.

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Man- Hey, baby, wanna come back to my house for some pizza and sex? Woman- No! Man- What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

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Wanna go back to my place and watch some CarVideos?

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He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

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Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong

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By reason or by Strength, moral man has a serious side too, and I prevail. Moral: Threats... anyone in my unit threatening another would simply be thrown in jail for a couple of weeks, then kicked out, and using military equipment to threaten, trace and murder people is highly illegal. Asshole, troll or not, I will use my right and reason to have you removed permanently from the horsehead network if you persist.

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Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood

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Sorry to take up space, but this is simply my reply to the vile threats to that person whose line starts with "what did you say little bitch", know that he has no idea what he is talking about, and is possibly a simple mental case. Seriously, who the hell are you? And even so, who the hell do you think you are? Yeah with your terrible lack of discipline there is no way in hell you are or would become a soldier. You know very well that the navy would never waste its resources on helping your selfish and childish acts of revenge (or whatever you seek) Death threats will get you nowhere, and you can fully threaten me, but know that I live in Norway, and you can trace me and send your whole unit (if you had one) but by then you would solely be responsible for acts of war and be properly executed for international treason. Know your place civilian, we fight to protect you, do not shame us with your childish vendetta. Drill Sergeant Axel "Strength" Godøy. Aka "Moral Man" Ps: Threaten anyone again, and I will fill a full report and assure that your IP is banned from this network, you are shaming your people, your country and all that fight to defend world peace, try me out and see, give me that luxury.

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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Do u remember me from middle school? I could never forget you

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Girl: Do you know any good movies? Boy: Snakes on a plane Girl: Whats it about? Boy: It's about Horses.. on a boat.

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I've got candy.

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Hello children! :D

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Hi there, the voices in my head are telling me to talk to you.

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Man: *Pokes Woman* Ouch! You burned me! Woman: How did I burn you? Man: Because you're just THAT hot. ;) Woman: *Pokes Man* Well it's too bad you're not.

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