Wherever: Hi I am Tom Green! or Hey there, I am Jamie Kennedy! Moral: Hey there I am neither one of them, I am however the worlds third most pointless invention according to this site. (well strictly spoken, I am a lawyer, lol self irony)

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Keep it classy! Man: Hello mylady may I be as rude as to say you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen? Girl: Oh, wow I mean such class! Man: Yes you see, I am only asking... You see, would you mind a bit of some violent rapage? Girl: How dare you! Man: Oh I mean not be rude mylady, just a bit of torture and some few stylish cuts with my fancy knife? Moral: Whatever you do, whatever you want, KEEP IT CLASSY!

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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Violets are blue. Roses are red. Your window was open. I'm under your bed.

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Guy: Can we go on a date? Girl: A date? You couldn't find a date if I handed you a bag of fruit!

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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-Wanna go to my place? -Actually, I was gonna ask you the same question. -Really? Where do you live? -In a sexual harassment class.

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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Lets play the Yes/No game the rules are you can only say yes or no once to the questions, No. 1 Are you beautiful?, No.2 Are you Lying?

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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Girl: Go f**k yourself Guy: can you help me?

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Are you an erection? 'Cause you're growing on me.

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And then one day God invented man, the worlds third most useless invention. Moral: I cant stop laughing, thank you everybody I actually got top grades in sociology studies for this moral man crap XD

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What did the blond do when the web page she was visiting didn't load? She checked if her wireless access had been somehow cut off and then hit the refresh button and waited for the page to load again.

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He - Nice shoes. She - Thanks. He - But i think they would look better in my pants.

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Man: Hey, I write the most perverted mini stories on ANTIPICKUPLINE ;) Any woman: ME SO HONNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME! Moral: Hentai keeping peop... never mind... not into animated cartoons DO YOU THINK I AM A PERVERT OR SOMETHING?.. cant help it that my mother looks like a damn hot pornstar though...

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