Lets play the Yes/No game the rules are you can only say yes or no once to the questions, No. 1 Are you beautiful?, No.2 Are you Lying?

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"Hey, I have the feeling i've seen you before somewhere..." "Well, could be, I used to be a porn actress.

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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What did you do to Kelly? Why? Because she said you did her good(; What? Cuz' I heard you did that goood thing(; When? Last night on the bed, 3am(;

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Super man and Lois lane doing it... Supes: WOMAN I AM SO uh.. tHORNY that I want to thrust as hard as I can and... Lois: YAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Supes: Oh noes! R.I.P Lois Lane... Ripped In Pieces Indeed... Moral: Hey at least moral man can get laid... (a moral man fake... well actually original)

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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I love you more than my jar of fingers.

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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-If you are looking at a girl and she says What are you looking at? -I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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Hey girl... U remind me of my pinkie toe.. Ur small cite and I'll probably bang u on the coffee table later

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guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

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Man seriously? Free Samsung? And that Fiat, I been wondering how much you want for it, not that i got it but I was considering buying it sometime. Son, I got no idea what brand this piece of shit car is, but the wheels are cool. No really, if you mean it, ill take that Fiat man, man, ill kiss your feet, ill do it, no really I mean Really? I mean really really? Man If you mean it, ill get over there right away, and man, you can have dunno, bad times, hell ANYTHING Okay? But if you are just messing with me, you can go fuck yourself and your phone man!

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Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

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You're so beautiful you could be a tree... Or a high class prostitute

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every dick on the way down?

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Is there a mirror in your pants? If so, you should shove it up your ass, it would probably make you look better.

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Sorry i only sleep with dead bodies.

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