Guy texting random girl: *u must b wearing space pants cuz ur a*s is out of this world *no im wearing baseball pants cuz my a*s is out of ur leage (this girl deserves an award)

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Men. We must always hold the door open, Pull the chairs out and pay for our women whilst remembering to treat them as equals.

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Hey babe, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Oh really? Because if you were a pokemon, I'd fight you, win and not even bother to capture you.

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Man: Your rejections cannot hurt me! Im the JuggernautBitch! *grabs couch* WHOAAAAAAAAAARGH! Woman: *dead* Man: Jugs got jugs! Hey wake up bitch! HEY! I said wake up!... Moral: Works every time

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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-Hi how are y... -just a minute, I need to drop a shit, be back in a sec.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange

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Sorry Nero, this is still Golgo 12, I am trying to reach you here as the other place is down, I can see why some people consider you insane, sorry to admit I left the order by the time you left as well, Eliza was the only one that could keep up with your stuff, the rest well you know... So point zero is some kind of elysum now huh? For real? And you rule there? I mean I never doubted your wisdom, but six million people living some kinda new world order at point zero? Thats hard to believe.

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Do you live around here often?

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"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Yeah, because I landed on a mailbox, and hit the area between my legs really hard. It's a mess down there. Blood everywhere. And something's oozing, but I don't know what the liquid coming out is. *person who spoke first runs away. bystanders laugh*

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-Hey babe, if you were homework, I'd do you on my couch, my table, and my bed. -Yeah? You just failed.

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I am terribly sorry for talking to you, but I was wondering if...

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Nice legs what time do they open

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My friends just bet me 50 dollars that I couldn't pick you up if I came over and spoke with you, would you like a few free drinks on their money?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't.

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Are you a unicorn cause u sure look horny girl:are u a turtle cause ur really slow ur the 10th guy to hit on me.....in 5 minutes

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

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him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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What's worse than walking on a beach? Not walking on a beach.

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Hello im a thief and I'm here to steal your purse

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-Can I have your number? -Can my boyfriend punch you in the face?

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jack sanders

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