Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

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Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

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Young man: Hey I have watched a lot of Hentai lately so I wondered if you wanna come home and have hardcore sex and... Mature woman: HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING! IM YOUR MOTHER! Young man: As I said mom... I have watched a lot of Hentai lately so... Moral: Hentai keeping families together since forever...

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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-Hey comon baby dont be shy give me a little BlowJob -sorry im alergic to peanuts....

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I AM LOVE! I AM LOVE! Moral: Seriously, I have never been QUUUUUITE this happy, shouting I am love is probably not the best move, thanks for your thumbs ups, thumbs downs, and while my work is done here, that does not mean Ill leave, I need to keep my reputation as the fourth, smoothest, aka pointless invention in the world, and unless you want to count that girl Justina Bitcherina, that means that I am the smoothest man alive, THANK YOU THANK YOU! And feel free to vote this down if you cant handle being thanked by the smoothest most awesome man alive. Hey, I get it, we cant all be me ;)

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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"is that a ladder in your tights? or a fire escape for the crabs?"

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B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

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I really should start saying "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"

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Give me some sugar... honey.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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Man: I bet you havent seen a really big dick before ;) ;) Woman: No... but I have seen yours... The man proceeds to stare at the floor and leaves in shame...

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(in a bar) Guy: Know how to play any instruments? Girl: No...but I wanna learn. Can you teach me? Guy:Sure..ever heard of the skin flute? Girl: (unaware) No. Can you teach me to play it? Guy: Sure, I can. :) (The girl leaves with the guy as he looks over his shoulder and winks with the thought of getting laid)

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Is someone following you? Cuz ive been seeing people behind your back.

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You look like a dog... Wana bone?

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How you doin? go away- I have a gun

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-Are you an angel? -Yeah...actually I am. I remember you-aren't you the guy that fell out of heaven? So THAT'S why your face is so screwed up.

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-Hey Baby, wanna date? -No thanks, I'm allergic to fruits

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement."

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