So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

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Man: Hi ladies I am back for more if you know what I mean ;) Ladies: Get lost you damn hippie! The seventies are over! Man: Whaaat? I died for your sins you know! Moral: Ever heard of Jesus`s ladyfriends? There, now you see what I mean.

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Real life again. I was about twenty and things where going on really well with a shy Swedish girl... Me: Hey, my name is Axel, you know, like Axel Rose? ;) She: I hate that guy! Me: Me too! She: Are you being fake? I dont want to talk to you anymore. Me: No wait I really hate him! She: So desperate... (pats me on the head and leaves me feeling pretty stupid) Moral: Last time I used that one, I hate Axel Rose and I hate my parents naming me after that bastard

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You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day! ...I'm a paraplegic, asshole.

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Hey babe, where've you been all my life. Well let's see, I used to live up north in Newcastle then I moved to Liverpool and I'm just down here in London for one day on work.

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

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-My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in...

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Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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Are you cute? Because lets go get taco bell.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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Hey baby! If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me? - [ It's unknown who originally said this. Maybe it was some rowdy guy in a 1970s disco].

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Does the carpet match the drapes? -Do I look bald?

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She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

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Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

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-Hey babe, wanna go to my place and bang all night long? -No you freak. -Well, I gave you a choice.

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong

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After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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Do you want to see something swell?

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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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Guy: Have you ever been surfing? Girl: No; Yes Guy: Wanna surf in my jizz?

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