Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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You have the nicest smile I could ever hope to come across.

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- Is this seat empty? - Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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-I like my woman like I like my coffee... without a penis

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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Baby, I'm no Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock...

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- Does this rag smell like ether? - MMMPPPHHRPHRRG!

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You look... clean

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Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other Girl: It's already together dumbass

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Are you an erection? 'Cause you're growing on me.

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Baby, I love every muscle in your body... Especially mine.

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Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

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Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

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If you were my daughter id still be bathing you

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me- hey baby wanna hve sexual intercourse girl- sure because using the word intercourse in a sentence tunrs me on.

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- If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. - Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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Van what van? GET TO THE CHOPPAH!

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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Hi, GET IN THE VAN, Drink this, Don't Scream whisper* "does ur body fit in my trunk?"

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Do u remember me from middle school? I could never forget you

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- hey ;) - hey, yourself. - if i wanted my comeback, i would've wiped it off your mom's face.

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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