Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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What did you do to Kelly? Why? Because she said you did her good(; What? Cuz' I heard you did that goood thing(; When? Last night on the bed, 3am(;

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Drunken man: Hey sexy ;) what is such a pretty thing doing in this shitty place? wanna come home with me? Nun: I am a nun! And this is a church! Drunken man: I know dammit im not THAT drunk... so what do you say? Nun: Uh... okay...

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- Is this seat empty? - Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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Girl, if your body was for sale... ...ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Moral: Thank you Robocop.

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" Grab your coat love ...it's cold in my basement"

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Hey can I have your number? No.

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Give me some sugar... honey.

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Man: Hey is your name Zelda? Woman: Huh? What kind of stupid name is THAT! Man: EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS! Woman: What a dork... Moral: The man did not link with the woman that night... nor ever it seems...

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the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Guy: Hey would you like to dance? Girl: No! Guy: Oh come on! Don't be picky. I wasn't!

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? nwaaahhh *blushing or something* Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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- Hey baby, what's your sign? - Dead End.

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Man: Honey, I can't choose between watching golf or porn? Wife: Porn. You already know how to golf.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd take you out back in the shed and screw you!

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

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Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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Yeah! Keep drinking girl! Ill just lube your backdoor, what? Dont ask, just drink! Moral: I love it when women call me a pig, all men are pigs, and real women dont want some boy...

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- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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Guy: Do you have a mirror in your pocket... Girl: Why? Because you can see yourself in my pants, I've heard that before. Guy: No, I want to check how I look before I go over and talk to your sister.

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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