Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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Do you work for UPS? 'Cause i could swear that you were checking out my package.

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-hey, come here a minute.

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Man, stay alive, I dont even got time to read that shit. See you around son.

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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Hey good looking, what some mayonnaise?

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At a ... PUB! Man: Hey... wanna... go out with a true shinob i ninja? ;) Woman: Are you not supposed to be invisible or something? Man: You can see me? SHIT! (runs away). Moral: So what if she saw you you are all covered in a pajamas anyways...

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-I work for the FBI -Oh I work for the CIA, maybe we'll see each other at a meeting -Yeah I'm in the Female Body Inspector division -I'm in the Can the Idiot Absent himself division

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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you actually look alright with the lights on.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Is that a mirror in your pants? We should have sex immediately.

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Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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Guy: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Girl: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together

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Girl - You smell nice, what have you got on? Boy - I have a hardon but i didn't think you could smell it.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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There must be an angel missing from Heaven, because I've got it tied up in my basement. (It keeps saying something about a fancy dress party, but I'm not falling for that one again; that's how Batman escaped.)

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I have a knife and a penis. Choose which one goes in you.

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