Hello my name is Horny and... oops... I got it wrong didn't I?

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Boy: You know, just because one is beautiful does not mean that she is intelligent. Girl: Really? Boy: Yeah. But I'd like to tell you that you're a very good exception. Girl: Do you really think so? Boy: Of course! You're already ugly, yet you're so incredibly stupid!

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whats your name beautiful? ;) Tony... (silence)

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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Shorts and pants compilation: Hey you a cheap prostitute or just out of my league? Hey mom I just watched some more hentai today and wonder if you would... Why are you screaming? Its just me naked with a boner! According to hentai its completely natural! I mean I am getting to do you when I turn eighteen right? No? You are a horrible mother! I am so telling dad you wont give it up! Bitch, you like men that beat you up while fucking you? You do? Oh, my! This is like too freaky too me! *runs out girlie screaming* Dad, I watched some other hentai today and, I wonder if you... Moral: *Pants*, there you go.

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I may have never f*cked a 10 before, but I did f*ck five 2's.

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Your skin would make a nice coat.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put you and that other girl together.

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? -That depends on the size of the rock. -You don't really get it, do you? -Get what?

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Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

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Lets play the Yes/No game the rules are you can only say yes or no once to the questions, No. 1 Are you beautiful?, No.2 Are you Lying?

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What do u get when u mix a black a guy and an octopus The best dam cotton pickin machine you'll ever see!

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the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

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Losers pick-up sex guide. 1. Create a beautiful environment at home, with candles, romantic music, etc. 2. Buy lube, some sexy female underwear, a couple of sex toys, some erotic magazines to excite you`re partner. 3. Pick-up you`re stuff and masturbate.

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Man:Are you in college? Woman:Yeah. Berry College. Lots of cows... Man:Well my name is Murad. You know, like, Moo to the radical. Moo, like, cows...

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Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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Damn you look good in beer goggles.

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I hate you already.

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Penis. I got it

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Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Female: "Because you're here"

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Superman: I bet I can bang you faster than the speed of light! Woman: OOOOH! OK DO IT! Superman... uh... I already did it 30 times already... "pant" "pant" Woman: uh... really? Uh... was I suppose to feel anythi... Moral: Since when has fast sex been good sex?

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-Wanna have sex? -No -Damn

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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