Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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-Hi Honey I'm home! -I'm not talking to you! -Oh, Okay. -Don't you want to know why? -No, I trust and respect your decision dear

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Do Your feet hurt? Cause youve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now

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Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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In the USA: Man: Hello, I am half Iraq and half Afghanistan, my name is Osama Bin Allah! Girl: Oh... Uh em... I do not mind you nor anything but, you are like uh... civilized and stuff right? Just asking! Man: Of course miss, so how many camels to get into your pussy? Girl: OMG! Man: WAIT YOU MISHEAR ME! I SAY HOW MANY CARAMELS TO GET INTO YOUR... never mind... Moral: USA discovers they do not have nuclear weapons and then gives them nuclear reactors?

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If i don't have sex in 30 seconds i'll have to kiss you

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Get in the van.

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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-I heard you broke up :). -Yes, cookies to put in my ice cream!

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Woman: Hey hot stuff! Are you new around he... Man: Eh, I am not comfortable with women hitting on me, even hot ones like you, its just uh... awkward and... Woman: uh sorry, its not like I was hitting on you nor anything ;), Why dont you hit on me? Man: Uh... I err.. how you... uh... *the guy proceeds to stare at the floor for the next five minutes then runs out crying* Moral: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

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You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?

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Boy: You remind me of the ocean Girl: Because I'm mysterious, adventurous, and romantic? Boy: No, because you make me sick

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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You look... clean

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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wanna try out my joystick? (gamer-joke)

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You stole my heart..... Don't worry, i have three more back home in my freezer.

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