M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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Boy : Gurle: hi

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Hey, you're cute... lets bang.

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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Babe your dad is an terorist because your a real bomb !!!

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Boy- Can I buy you a drink? Girl- Sure, after seeing your face I'll need the strongest thing that they have.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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Guy: Your eyes are like the stars. Girl: Is it because the way they sparkle? Guy: No because they are really far apart.

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sound of zipper

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Every girl wants to be swept off her feet... It's when you put her in the trunk of your car that she starts to freak out.

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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- Does this rag smell like ether? - MMMPPPHHRPHRRG!

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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-I think you're the best looking girl in here. -Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

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-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he dropped his hamster in the garbage disposal

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B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

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adam burdass

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Boy: How much does a Polarbear weigh? Girl: How much? Boy: Just as much as me, hi my name is Ahron

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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Is it true you black men are as hung as a horse? Uh lady, no idea I like ignore their stuff. Yeah but you know, I seen a lot of them and they are huge and look salty an... Woman! Im so outta here! Moral: Now the man is goin! C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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