Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

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Miss excuse me but... Moral: Admitt it fucker, you cant pick up a girl by apolgizing for whatever you are gonna do beforehand. GIMME FIVE! (red thumbs, red is the color of love or something)

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Whenever I look at stars I think of you... Because your only beatiful from a distance.

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My greatest strength is my self-deprecating sense of humor, but its probably not worth getting to know me.

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Guy:When I drugged you, then dragged you all the way to my place and banged the hell out of your ass? I also managed to get my entire fist in and out of your ass several times. Moral: Wanna go out with me?

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Knock Knock... Who's there Want Want who Want who fuck

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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Honestly bitch, I hate you, but my balls are bursting so its either you or the next disgusting ugly bitch in line, my mom!

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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Do u remember me from middle school? I could never forget you

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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A 85 year old man was at a bar, he goes up to the first hot thing he sees and asks do I come here often?

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"I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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Dating tips 101: First you find a girl that likes you. Then you realize no girl likes you. Moral: Lesson done.

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"Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out." "I charge $80 with anesthesia, $40 without."

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment...

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