- Anti-Pickup Line

Man: I bet I can scream so loud I can break the walls this post is made of. Woman: Pfff bullshit.. Man: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! Woman: Wow, I wanna go home with you! Man: Sorry, I dont wanna go home with you Moral I dont bang women I "have something to prove to" if ever... heck just ask a woman what makes her cool enough to ask/demand you to prove yourself... and you may just hit the soft spot...

knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?

Hello, it's nice to meet you.

Your hair is really beautiful. Thanks. Can I make a wig out of it?

M. Haven't I seen you some place before? W. That's why I don't go there anymore

Superman enters a bar: Superman: Ladies... who wants to try out my newly developed "super orgasmi-power"? Women: Did you not die? Superman: Uh no... it was just a uh... healing coma... All the women fall into a "healing coma Superman: scratches head Well... I kinda asked for this... Moral:Healing coma

men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

Hey good looking, what some mayonnaise?

Guy: What're you doing Friday night? Girl: Not you.

Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

Man seriously? Free Samsung? And that Fiat, I been wondering how much you want for it, not that i got it but I was considering buying it sometime. Son, I got no idea what brand this piece of shit car is, but the wheels are cool. No really, if you mean it, ill take that Fiat man, man, ill kiss your feet, ill do it, no really I mean Really? I mean really really? Man If you mean it, ill get over there right away, and man, you can have dunno, bad times, hell ANYTHING Okay? But if you are just messing with me, you can go fuck yourself and your phone man!

Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

yo im will smith yo, thats my name and I was juzz wonderin if you ever you know like the beach or bbq because stuff happen yanno and while I do some rap id just belieeve that things are a bit crazy these times so I was thinking maybe ill ask you out right? But then I was like WHAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAA and... Hey gurl where you goin im just getting warmed up. Moral: I met the guy, day one I had a great day, day two I didnt get any sleep and now I hate him, the end.

Does the carpet match the drapes? -Do I look bald?

Hello children! :D

As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?

I hope you're not a vegetarian.... because my dick is made of meat.

Guy texting random girl: u must b wearing space pants cuz ur as is out of this world no im wearing baseball pants cuz my as is out of ur leage (this girl deserves an award)

He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

Anti-Pickup Line

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