Guy: I lost my phone number, Can I have yours? Girl: Your phone service would help you get a new one.

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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- OMG, OMG, OMG, Terry finally said he will go out with me! -OMG, When? -February 30th! -Stacey, There is no February 30th.

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Superman: I bet I can bang you faster than the speed of light! Woman: OOOOH! OK DO IT! Superman... uh... I already did it 30 times already... "pant" "pant" Woman: uh... really? Uh... was I suppose to feel anythi... Moral: Since when has fast sex been good sex?

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Him: What's it like in Hell? Her: Why are you asking me that? Him: Because you're the devil and I know where the f*ck you came from; I can see you're horny.

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: no Guy: Good! Because I have to go take a shit!

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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So when' the baby due?

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Man: Hey, I write the most perverted mini stories on ANTIPICKUPLINE ;) Any woman: ME SO HONNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME! Moral: Hentai keeping peop... never mind... not into animated cartoons DO YOU THINK I AM A PERVERT OR SOMETHING?.. cant help it that my mother looks like a damn hot pornstar though...

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

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If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

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Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

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whats it like being the only beautiful girl in the world? Whats it like having the smallest dick in the world?

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my girlfriend is really insecure about her weight so much so that I'm thinking about detaching the reverse alarm

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I've got candy.

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Hey, nice shoes..... Wanna F***?

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I have a really big..... Bank Account

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Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

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Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

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Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.

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