Have you heard of that new movie "Other People"? Cuz thats what i wanna see.

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

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Did you fall from heaven because you landed on my wind shield some how

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Moral: Hey, how you doing? ;) Woman: Moral? Are you that guy that signs all his posts on horsecrapz network and adds miscellaneous notes? Moral: Yep that's me ;) Woman: OMG LIKE EWWW! Id never do you! Moral: Uh, when did even make such a suggestion? Moral:Well I am married...

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all in all it was a good orgy

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

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Every girl wants to be swept off her feet... It's when you put her in the trunk of your car that she starts to freak out.

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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Hey :) Hi Do you like me? :) No :'( You never asked if i loved you... Awhhhh do you love me :) No

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

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Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

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-Do you like me? -No

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-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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My therapist says I should meet new people.

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If you were attacked by a bear with chainsaw arms i hope it stays away from your face, because I think you're cute.

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Look at the keyboard, u and i are together. Look underneath, it says jk.

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Guy: (any sexual pick up line) Girl: I'm sorry but I don't think there is enough room in my pants for two assholes.

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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Okay, I lied, the one below actually kinda works, people get impressed, it is quite the accomplishment you know... But since I am gonna get married soon I don't pick up as much as I should anyways. Moral: Man

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Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

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Is it true you black men are as hung as a horse? Uh lady, no idea I like ignore their stuff. Yeah but you know, I seen a lot of them and they are huge and look salty an... Woman! Im so outta here! Moral: Now the man is goin! C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

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