The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

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Man- According to my magic watch you're not wearing any underwear. Woman- Yes, I am! Man- Damn! I guess my watch is 15 minutes fast.

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Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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Am I having a erection or am I just glad to see you? Moral: My d1ck in my hand is HARDly a better option than my d1ck in a bush.

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Guy on phone:ok im on my way. Other guy:who was that,your mom? Guy on phone:no yours. (this is not mine ,its from Cyanide en Happines).

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If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you!

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do you work at subway? 'cause you give me foot long. i'll do you a favour and cut it up

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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- Grab your coat, you've pulled - Okay, Bye!

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Gaywatch starts

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- Does this rag smell like ether? - MMMPPPHHRPHRRG!

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Im the demanding customer, your Dominos Pizza, I will make you Cum in 30 minutes or less.

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You're place or mine? Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

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Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

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-Your eyes like diamonds, they give me hope. -Your eyes are like coal, they do nothing for me. Now please go away.

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Real life anti Joke mambo number five: Me: Hey wanna do it? Girl: I am a nun now remember? Me: Yeah but I always wanted to do it with a nun ;). Moral: She forgave me, nine years later :P

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Has someone been following you? Cause I've been seeing people behind your back.

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Wherever: Hi I am Tom Green! or Hey there, I am Jamie Kennedy! Moral: Hey there I am neither one of them, I am however the worlds third most pointless invention according to this site. (well strictly spoken, I am a lawyer, lol self irony)

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Yet another one from real life: At law school: Kid to woman: Why don't I ever get any of you?! *Woman laughs* Me: You could start by not whining so much... Kid: That wont ever work! You know that is bullshit! Its not like I am whining I just whine whenever blahblahblah... Me: Sigh... Girl: He is kinda cute... Me: Wha? Moral: Not a real anti joke, since I had not heard from any of them until today, I just got invited to their wedding...

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And then one day God invented man, the worlds third most useless invention. Moral: I cant stop laughing, thank you everybody I actually got top grades in sociology studies for this moral man crap XD

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is your name macaulay culkin? cuz you're going home alone.

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