J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

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whats your name beautiful? ;) Tony... (silence)

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I'm a black belt at pretty much everything, Karate, Larate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kickpunching, Beltmaking, Taekwondo.........bedroom...|:D ~Rick, the Adventure Sphere

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M. you have a sweet pussy. W. WHAT!? M. Your cat, she is very friendly

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Male: I'm all you've got good lookin' Female: then I must not have alot

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Get your coat love. I've got a knife

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your beauty surpasses that of the greek goddess aphrodite.

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GIRL: I bet you say that to all the girls you meet. MAN: How much you want to bet? No wait, I better not make that bet. (or) MAN: Only half the ones I get this far in conversation with. The other half are a little bit easier to get in bed with.

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M - wanna have some fun? F - No! M - 0k, i have no choice but to rape you!

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- I'd like to call you. What's your number? - It's in the phone book. - But I don't know your name. - That's in the phone book too.

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Guy: are you AT&T because you are raising my bar Girl: Sorry I use Verizon. it has better 4G coverage

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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Women love it when you kiss their neck. Just not while they are driving and while you're in the back seat and when they don't know you...

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Are you an erection? 'Cause you're growing on me.

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

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Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

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-How did you get to be so beautiful? -I must’ve been given your share.

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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(boy gives flowers to a girl) Girl: Are these for me? Boy: Nope, I just want you to hold them for me for a second..

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G: YOU KILLED MY FATHER! M: Yes yes I killed my father too, but you do not see me whining about it... M: So ... wanna date? I am quite the Male Bison in bed ;) G:NOOOOO! M: Just get in the damn plane! G: BISOOOOOOOOOOOON!

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Your skin would make a nice coat.

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Online Desperate Asians.com Man: Wow you are a cute asian girl! Where are you from? Girl: Thanks my name Aoi is I am from Japan, you look like nice older man! Man: Japan? Awesome! Remember when we nuked the hell out of your country? Happy days! SLAP A JAP! *Connection discontinued* Man: Eh really sorry, I just get nervous when I meet girls especially the cutest ones... Man: hello?

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Girl: Hey, why don't you and I go out to dinner? Guy: Thanks, but if I wanted to watch a whore stuff her face full of meat, I'd just load up Redtube.

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Walking to your car alone later?

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