Hey girl, you must have fallen from heaven, because you're so old you should have died already and so ugly that they must have kicked you out as soon as you got there.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

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Guy texting random girl: *u must b wearing space pants cuz ur a*s is out of this world *no im wearing baseball pants cuz my a*s is out of ur leage (this girl deserves an award)

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Man: Wanna (censored)? Woman: (Censored) you man!

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Low confidence edition: Woman: Hi there cutie, you new here? Guy: Lady, believe me I am out of your league. Woman: You look really nice and I was wondering if... Guy: No really, believe me, I am boring and a virgin, but my mom says I am nice, but pfft no, just stop wasting your time and giving me false allusions please... Moral: Someone kill that faggot!

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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Are you a Geodude? Cause you're face is rockin'!

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Man: GASP! Why is my penis inside your vagina? Why do you keep thrusting and screami... Woman: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ASSHOLE! Man: Uh... what where am... Oh... Forgive me, I am a psychic and I keep getting premonitions of the near future... Moral: GASP WHAT ARE YOU FEMALE READERS DOING WITH MY PINGAS INSIDE YOUR MOUTH!

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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Lets play the Yes/No game the rules are you can only say yes or no once to the questions, No. 1 Are you beautiful?, No.2 Are you Lying?

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-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

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I hope you like trees because I've got wood!

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Babe your dad is an terorist because your a real bomb !!!

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Guy- Hey, wanna come back to my place? Girl- Umm... I don't think 2 people can fit in that box...

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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did you fall from heaven, cause i forgot my library card.

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Does it smell in here or it just you?

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back because falling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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