Hey ladies ;) I like to post lots of anti-pickuplines! ;) Girls: WOW! I WANNA JOIN YOU HOME! ME TOO ME TOO! The anti-part: This will never happen in real life.

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If you were my daughter id still be bathing you

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Hey, i looked up the word beauty in the thesaurus and your name was mentioned there. ..... in the antonyms

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. -Nah, i already like it the way it is, with N and O beside each other

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Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

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Man: Dayuuuum *slaps ass* Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

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Do you live around here often?

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—hey girl, how about you give me your phone number and I'll pay half of your order. —sure *passes a paper and paid for the things. The girl walked away* The boy flips open the paper "911, call my dad and ask for me"

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"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

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Happy BirthdaySean!

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back because falling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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hey you look like a good practice girl.

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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Dude: Did you fart? Girl: No Dude: Oh I'm sorry because you blew me away

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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MAN: Did it hurt? WOMAN: Did what hurt? MAN: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? WOMAN: Did it hurt when you were dropped as a baby?

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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