#1 You're breath smells like Skittles, can I taste the rainbow? No, because , while mine may smell like Skittles, yours reeks. #2 Girl: Hey, I got this new Kiss Proof lip gloss, wanna try it out? (there are 2 answers to this) 1.Boy: Well, yours may be Kiss Proof, but mines not, and I don't have time to re-apply this after 2. Yeah, I do want to try it out, but not with you.

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Man: Hey, want to go back to my apartment and engage in intercourse? Woman: No

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Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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- OMG, OMG, OMG, Terry finally said he will go out with me! -OMG, When? -February 30th! -Stacey, There is no February 30th.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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I love you more than my jar of fingers.

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Does it smell in here or it just you?

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Your father must be a thief, because I saw him stealing at Target earlier.

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You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

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Boy- Can I buy you a drink? Girl- Sure, after seeing your face I'll need the strongest thing that they have.

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Male: You're so beautiful. Female: Well thank you. Male: Yeah, you look just like my Mom.

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Shy-guy: Hey uh, girl, we have been on like 40 dates, what do you um... You know say we go to my place for once and have some drinks? Shy-girl: Eh, well su-sure I mean its been over forty dates, but ill just take coffee if its oka... Shy-guy: OMG YOU DAMN EASY SKANK! HOLY SHIT YOU WHERE GONNA GIVE IT ALL WHERE YOU NOT? LOL NO TIME FOR DESPERATE BlTCHES! Moral: Not to be confused with the slightly less popular Nintendo character Shy Guy

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i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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Man trying to be smart: Man: HELP THERE IS A GIANT BOMB DOWN MY PANTS! ITS BULGING AND ITS GONNA EXPLODE KILLING US ALL! Nurse: ILL REMOVE IT! GRABS "EXPLOSIVE EQUIPMENT" AND RIPS IT OFF" Nurse: Weird this organic bomb looks like a peni.. Man: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG Moral: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRHhhhhhhhhhhhhhgEsgRSGRSRfRSfSFSr

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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Do you have a mirror in your pants, because it looks like you have a dick.

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In a loud bar: Man: Do you enjoy gRape? Woman: HOW DARE YOU YOU PERVERT! Man: Uh... how about raisins then... Woman: Err... can you repeat that first question again... Moral: I would but I would have to bypass the censorship somehow...

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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