Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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You're so hot, you should wear a burkha over your face.

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-Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? -Do I look like a Time Lord? (Only Doctor Who fans will get that.)

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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hey you look like a good practice girl.

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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Akshay Kumar's 'Special Chabbis' is a mind-action film, says director

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what goes up and down , side to side all the time? a compass get your mind out of the gudder.

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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Woman: Seriously you are like the perfect man, I barely even met you and want to marry you already! What is your name by the way? Guy: My name is Le Petite Chessedeburger Withnowhitesauce! Woman: I am gay by the way, gotta go feed my uh... my wife yeah my wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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Golf.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet i would pass on it.

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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Does the carpet match the drapes? -Do I look bald?

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hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the other side.

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Hitler: Hey Mädchen, du bist Jude? Girl: What? Hitler: Ärmel hochkrempeln, ich brauche deine Nummer.

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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Male: I'm all you've got good lookin' Female: then I must not have alot

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the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

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