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Mens most noob things to say during sex: "Thank you" "Do I really get all this for free?" "Sure you don't want me to pay you?" "MOTHER!" *crying* "You`re wet down there! Did you just pee yourself? DISGUSTING!!!" "I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!" "STOP SUCKING CUZ IM ABOUT TO CUM!!"

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? What you don't know? In this day and age? Don't you have like google or something on your smart phone. geeeesh!

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Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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Penis. I got it

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Babe your dad is an terorist because your a real bomb !!!

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I AM LOVE! I AM LOVE! Moral: Seriously, I have never been QUUUUUITE this happy, shouting I am love is probably not the best move, thanks for your thumbs ups, thumbs downs, and while my work is done here, that does not mean Ill leave, I need to keep my reputation as the fourth, smoothest, aka pointless invention in the world, and unless you want to count that girl Justina Bitcherina, that means that I am the smoothest man alive, THANK YOU THANK YOU! And feel free to vote this down if you cant handle being thanked by the smoothest most awesome man alive. Hey, I get it, we cant all be me ;)

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Roses are red, something something, I am just too desperate to concentrate please let me just put it in you.

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Man enters bar: Man: I AM MORAL MAN! My spear shall cut down the zealots, and my shield shall block (yeah you wish) be used as a additional weapon to push people down so I can thrust my spear even deeper into their hatred filled hearts! Woman: WOW! Moral: This pickup line wont work of course... not for you you aren`t the one and only EPIC: MORAL MAN! ;) Aka Epic man to those that still fail to understand that my morals are morals for a new order! No more religious wars, no more pedophiles, no more hatecrime... stand by me, and I shall not only speak for you, but also fight for you!

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Q: How did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

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Hey, you're cute... lets bang.

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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While I am certain that the police consider you a person of interest, I assure you I do not.

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Does the carpet match the drapes? -Do I look bald?

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Boy- I'm heading back to my place. Want to come? Girl-Sorry you strike me as a person who cums all by himself.

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Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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Wanna have sex?

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Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'I' and 'U' together. Really? Cos' I like it just the way it is... With 'N' and 'O' together.

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- How do you like your eggs in the morning? - Unfertilized !

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