M: Hey whats up? W: My Dick!

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You seem rapable enough... wanna see some back alleys with me?

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"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

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"My mom won't be home for hours..."

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Man: If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Woman: So, all you want to do is make MANJUICE? you disgust me...

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Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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Woman: The church is fantastic, I see Jesus wherever I go! Me: I see a psycho wherever you go. Moral: PSYCHO CRUSHER!

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so... you're a girl,huh?

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together. -If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would take 'U' out entirely.

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-Did it hurt -What when i fell from heaven? -No when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down

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girl- how much does a polar bear weigh? girl- enough to break the-- boy- Are you talking about an adult polar bear? boy- then it's around 400-500 kg girl- blast!

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Roses are red, violets are blue I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

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-Hey, is there a fire extinguisher around here? 'Cause you're smoking hot. -Actually, there IS a fire extinguisher. I was about to slam you in the face with it.

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Yeah sure, ill just go grab my gag and handcuffs. Male: ...

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Hey gurl, you smell like tape!

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How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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Female: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Male: I'm actually a broom in disguise.

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Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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Man: HEY BITCH! LETS HAVE SEX! Damn ugly woman: OKAY! Next day... Man: Damn that was some nice sex, too bad the bitch was damn ugly though, even trough the beer googles... I wonder where she is... "damn ugly woman": woof woof! Bark bark! Moral: Do you see any moral in this immoral piece of shit? (Ps if you are stupid, the bitch was actually a dog... get it?)

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You're too easily offended. I cannot believe you said that.

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Boy:Nice hair Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

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