I'm desperate, you'll do.

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Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

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Nice hair, can I pull it?

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Are you from Jamaica because I'm from Jamaica and I think I recognize you? Your ugly as hell by the way.

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I might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you

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Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people. My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

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Man: Hey, you dont look that fucking ugly, wanna go home with me? mirror: *shatters* Moral: If your ugliness ever shatters your mirror let me know, ill look at it and it will assemble itself back on its own.

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Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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-I know you want to ask me out. I am free anytime. -Ok, then go out.

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Hey baby, i like your hair -girl takes off wig

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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-Your face must turn a few heads. -And your face must turn a few stomachs.

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Are you a dementor? Cause you take my breath away.

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Man: Hi ladies I am back for more if you know what I mean ;) Ladies: Get lost you damn hippie! The seventies are over! Man: Whaaat? I died for your sins you know! Moral: Ever heard of Jesus`s ladyfriends? There, now you see what I mean.

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on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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you know what rhymes with hug me LET'S HAVE SEX

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can i take a dump in your mouth?

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Five dollar women... WOO!

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