here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why? Because I'm going to do it anyway!

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Hey baby wanna come back to my place? Goo-goo ga-ga

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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MAN: hey, are youa gust of wind? cause you blow me away! WOMAN: really? that makes me happy! i was getting kinda sick of you being here!

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-I know you want to ask me out. I am free anytime. -Ok, then go out.

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

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Man: I would kill anyone at anytime for a kiss from you. Woman: Kill yourself now.

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Male: Do you know if there is an airport around here? Cause my heart took off, when I saw you... Female: Yeah? Well my heart crashed in the Hudson River when I saw you!

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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Man: I can control all women in the world! Guys: WOOOOT YEAH! Me: I can control all men! Guys: Huh?? Man: What the fuck is that good for you like guys or something? Wait hey let go of me! Moral: And off the endless cliff you all go MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Ladies, it seems it is up to us to repopulate this world, not sure if we can make it, but I shall do my best, but since I am just one, you better do all the moving, so I can conserve my energy.

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nice kid... want another?

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Hey babe, are your parents arseholes? Because your the shit.

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Come lay your head upon my chest. (After a moment) Perhaps you'd be more comfortable onmy stomache (pushes head down)

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Girl are your parents Mexican, cuz you look Mexican.

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There's a reason why they call my penis the Bunker Buster.

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?

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I have a really big..... Bank Account

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I AM FAGNETO! WELCOME TO GAY!

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