Guy: Hi, I am sexually attracted to you. May I walk over to the bar and purchase you a drink and then another and then another untill you become intoxicated and more likely to allow me to have sexual intercourse with you? Girl: You speak funny. Get lost.

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Ever had violent sex with a murderer/rapist? ;) ;)

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If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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He: Do you like aardvarks? She: No. He: Neither do I, I'm Harold...

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M: You make me wanna be a terrorist! W: Why? M: I so wanna blow on you right now...

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Male: Get in the van.

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-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

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-If I could arrange the alphabet, that would be cool.

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She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

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- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.

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Girl: Hey you cutypie! want to ride my newest pimpmobile and get drunk and have unprotected sex? Man: Gee that was mighty brave of you, teehee.. Maybe though, but cant we just get to know each other a bit first? ;) I mean I am a partygirl bu.. Girl: ...Uh, something feels wrong here. Man: Cut! I think we picked up each other scripts... Moral: About mother fucking time someone noticed something! This is anti-pickupline enough for me...

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. -Nah, i already like it the way it is, with N and O beside each other

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Were your parents chemists? cuz you look like TEST TUBE BABY :D

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Guy: Hey, cutie! What's your name? Girl: JOHN CENA.

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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greetings clarisse...

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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