- Anti-Pickup Line

-Can I have your name? -Why? Don’t you already have one?

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

-I love you.

What do u get when u mix a black a guy and an octopus The best dam cotton pickin machine you'll ever see!

- How 'bout we go to your place and take a shower together? - I think my husband and little baby would get a kick out of that!

Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

The power to type any pointless superpower at the wrong place... ...shit...

Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

guy scientist: hey can i send a probe to explore uranus? girl scientist: hey can i send a rocket with you in it to the sun/

sound of zipper

As original as things get: Pickup in the future! Android: Greetings Alpha six zero zero,requesting access code for insertion of my intercourse-D.I.C.K card into your V.A.G 2.0 intercourse receiver! Another Android: Access granted Zero six nine eight, engaging card...System! Deactivate mini-android production systems and engage cooldown systems to avoid critical overheats, lubricate essentials for easy access, I have no entry code, engage at once! Moral: I honestly thought it would end up in failure, but damn androids are easy!

Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

Man: Lady... Seriously, I got a PhD! Woman: Seriously, you look more like an athlete, in what? Man: Lady... I got a pretty huge Richard. Moral: RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!

Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

-hey, come here a minute.

-If I could arrange the alphabet, that would be cool.

Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

Do you why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

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Actor walks in street... Woman: HEY ITS YOU! THE GUY THAT PLAYED GANDALF THE GAY!... Uh I mean Gandalf the GRAY! Actor: WRONG WOMAN! I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNETISM! Moral: Please take no insult Esteemed Mr.Ian McKellen you are a fantastic actor... as for the rest of you, feel free to feel as insulted as you want... I mean its your own trucking choice :P.

Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

Man: Wow you are my cousin? Damn girl you are hot! I mean nothing wrong you know, I was just wondering if you wanna get a innocent cup of coffee Woman: Uh, thanks, but I have never met you... Man: Not my cousin? Bah, what a turnoff im outta here... Moral: Yeah moral... Pffft! You will have an easier time finding Waldo here.

Still a better love story than Twilight

Anti-Pickup Line

A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general!

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