- Anti-Pickup Line

Ay Girl. Can I get yo digletts?

I think I shit myself

Tenth year anniversary Marriage. So what was your name again? Annoying Bitch? Old Hag? I forgot...

Man: HELP! I am dying of disease and have only one day left to live! My only wish... "sob" is to procreate... to have a son or a daughter... Woman: Aww... well maybe I can help you... Man: :D I cant believe it (tears in eyes) Woman: What are you dying of? Man: Aids... Woman proceeds to disappear in a ball of smoke. Moral of the story: Dunno find it yourself ffs I dont even know why people read this crap... funny typing it though.. thumbs ups for that :D

I take the the out of psychotherapist

"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

"You'll do."

I'm desperate, you'll do.

yo im will smith yo, thats my name and I was juzz wonderin if you ever you know like the beach or bbq because stuff happen yanno and while I do some rap id just belieeve that things are a bit crazy these times so I was thinking maybe ill ask you out right? But then I was like WHAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAA and... Hey gurl where you goin im just getting warmed up. Moral: I met the guy, day one I had a great day, day two I didnt get any sleep and now I hate him, the end.

Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

greetings clarisse...

If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

When you get her to your place I'm just going to be honest. I've been on the FBI's most wanted list for quite some time now.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van

Boy: Are you Mc Donalds? Girl: Why because your loving it? Boy: No because ur fat and greasy!

Walking to your car alone later?

did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

-You wanna get laid tonight? -You wanna never have sex again?

Girl: How come you never look at me when we make love? Guy: Your face is taking away the memory of your sister's.

On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

guy: can i rape you? girl: No Guy: great that means any sex we have from now on is consensual, thanks

Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

-Can I have your name? -Why? Don’t you already have one?

Sorry to take up space, but this is simply my reply to the vile threats to that person whose line starts with "what did you say little bitch", know that he has no idea what he is talking about, and is possibly a simple mental case. Seriously, who the hell are you? And even so, who the hell do you think you are? Yeah with your terrible lack of discipline there is no way in hell you are or would become a soldier. You know very well that the navy would never waste its resources on helping your selfish and childish acts of revenge (or whatever you seek) Death threats will get you nowhere, and you can fully threaten me, but know that I live in Norway, and you can trace me and send your whole unit (if you had one) but by then you would solely be responsible for acts of war and be properly executed for international treason. Know your place civilian, we fight to protect you, do not shame us with your childish vendetta. Drill Sergeant Axel "Strength" Godøy. Aka "Moral Man" Ps: Threaten anyone again, and I will fill a full report and assure that your IP is banned from this network, you are shaming your people, your country and all that fight to defend world peace, try me out and see, give me that luxury.

Anti-Pickup Line

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