GIRL: I bet you say that to all the girls you meet. MAN: How much you want to bet? No wait, I better not make that bet. (or) MAN: Only half the ones I get this far in conversation with. The other half are a little bit easier to get in bed with.

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guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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Are you doing push-ups with your knees down? Cuz im not sure if this is working out.

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Got milk? Cuz baby, im of it!

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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all in all it was a good orgy

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Why are you crying? I have to walk out these woods alone!

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Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

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Hey babe, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Oh really? Because if you were a pokemon, I'd fight you, win and not even bother to capture you.

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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Hey i got a job for you. But it blows.

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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M. Do you want to go out with me? F. Okay but first take me to your place where we can be alone to make furious love to one another M. Wow this never happens I must be.. (Wakes up) dreaming

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- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

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A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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(this is only funny if ur a guy!) you go to a party im a man you get a drink im a man you laugh with friends im a man u see a hot chick im a man you invite her over to ur place im a man you go up in the bedroom im a man you go to pull her pants off im a man and she says... im a man!

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Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED. Originally Posted at: Collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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He - Hey Dreamboat! She - *turns around He - No you, shipwreck

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