Man: Your rejections cannot hurt me! Im the JuggernautBitch! *grabs couch* WHOAAAAAAAAAARGH! Woman: *dead* Man: Jugs got jugs! Hey wake up bitch! HEY! I said wake up!... Moral: Works every time

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Man- How much do 2 polar bears weigh? Woman- I don't know? Man- Enough to break the ice, heyy.(;

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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- Do you wanna play the rape game? - NO! - That's the spirit!

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-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness.

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Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on. Girl: Really? I think you would too.

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Drunk woman enters what she thinks is a bar... (how original). "man gets close to her" Woman: You men are all dogs! Man: Bark bark! Woman: No need to get cheeky with me asshole! Man: Bark bark... Woman proceeds to pass out and wake up at a kennel... "Mandog": Bark bark. Moral: If you think every man is a dog, then you may just be bark barking the wrong tree... or place... I mean dont expect to find nice men at a dirty bar, and dont expect to find horny jerks at your church reunion. (A moral man original... and I actually like this one!)

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Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Girl: That's funny because I'd put F and U together.

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Man: (in indian accent) HELLO I AM VERY RICH INDIAN MAN, I HAVE COLLECTION OF EXPENSIVE CARS AND LIMOS, I TAKE LADY HOME AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HER, THEN GIVE HER LOTSA JEWELS AND MONEY! Woman: Cool ill come home with you. Man: Uh... can you lend me money for the bus?

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—do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come back again? —no, and I think you shall not come back ever.

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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-Hi Honey I'm home! -I'm not talking to you! -Oh, Okay. -Don't you want to know why? -No, I trust and respect your decision dear

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Do Your feet hurt? Cause youve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now

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Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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In the USA: Man: Hello, I am half Iraq and half Afghanistan, my name is Osama Bin Allah! Girl: Oh... Uh em... I do not mind you nor anything but, you are like uh... civilized and stuff right? Just asking! Man: Of course miss, so how many camels to get into your pussy? Girl: OMG! Man: WAIT YOU MISHEAR ME! I SAY HOW MANY CARAMELS TO GET INTO YOUR... never mind... Moral: USA discovers they do not have nuclear weapons and then gives them nuclear reactors?

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If i don't have sex in 30 seconds i'll have to kiss you

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Get in the van.

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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