As original as it gets: Domestical... Dog with a top hat and monocle: Yap Yap! *wiggles tail* woof woof! Dog?: MEOW!! HISS! *scratches dog and throws her drink at his face or you know... something that increases dramatic tension* and leaves. Dog: HOWL! *whimpers* :( *throws top hat away* Moral: They say every dog has his day, but I do not think this relationship was never meant to work out :(

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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I am sick of pretty girls, I want something sick smelly disgusting, fat or anorexic, with a personality that kills flowers and that makes me vomit... I guess you will have to do for now. :( Moral: At least she was not the perfect match huh? Always look at the bright side of eternal darkness.

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M: Woah I am drunk baby... But I gotta say... you`re the hottest bitch in town! B: Bark bark!

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Your body would look good in my trunk.

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Im the demanding customer, your Dominos Pizza, I will make you Cum in 30 minutes or less.

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- Hey, what do you do for a living? - Female impersonator

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Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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Man enters bar: Man: I AM MORAL MAN! My spear shall cut down the zealots, and my shield shall block (yeah you wish) be used as a additional weapon to push people down so I can thrust my spear even deeper into their hatred filled hearts! Woman: WOW! Moral: This pickup line wont work of course... not for you you aren`t the one and only EPIC: MORAL MAN! ;) Aka Epic man to those that still fail to understand that my morals are morals for a new order! No more religious wars, no more pedophiles, no more hatecrime... stand by me, and I shall not only speak for you, but also fight for you!

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-If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. -If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

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Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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Roses are red violets are blue this isn't a poem I'm a botanist.

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-I wish i were DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes. -You're a loser

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Man: Hey you look good enough to do Woman: Oh really because so does my 8 foot boyfriend. Man: ... Woman: Do you want me to pick him up from the gym?

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Im gonna rape you..

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If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

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Walking to your car alone later?

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WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED. Originally Posted at: Collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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