Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I cant rhyme, ever since my dog and I were walking down the street and then he died and then i cried and then i died and then he cried

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Did it hurt? When I fell from Heaven? NO! WHen you were shot up from hell for stealing my pick up line!!!

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Okay, now one where I actually succeeded okay? I know this is not like "goodpickuplines.com nor anything but hey... She: I used to have the nicest goldfish. Me: I got one myself. She: Really? Is it at your place? Me: Duh! She: Lol can we go see it? Me: Sure!... Oh wait... Oh, it died last week :( She: Can we like you know... still go see it? ;) *That sound you get when you score a billion billions on an arcade machine*

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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Man: Hello there! I am a gynecologist, may I study your vagina? Woman: NO! Man: DAMN THIS ONE NEVER WORKS! DAMMIT! Moral: Duh...

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

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Man: *Pokes Woman* Ouch! You burned me! Woman: How did I burn you? Man: Because you're just THAT hot. ;) Woman: *Pokes Man* Well it's too bad you're not.

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There's a reason why they call my penis the Bunker Buster.

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You have the nicest smile I could ever hope to come across.

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-How much do you love me? -Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. -But it's the morning. -Exactly.

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"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

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Female: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Male: I'm actually a broom in disguise.

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Have you heard of that new movie "Other People"? Cuz thats what i wanna see.

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-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

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-What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? -What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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Ya know what would look good on you? ME!

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Jdkfk

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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I walked into the pub last night with a date and said to the barman, "I'll have a pint of Guinness." My date immediately looked at me and said, "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Of course, how rude of me." I said, "I'll have a pint of Guinness PLEASE."

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd take you out back in the shed and screw you!

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Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

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