It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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HERE COMES NERO! Ladies get your red thumbs ready, guys... Fuck off with all due respect.. To the ladies. Me: Who am I? Woman: Nobody as far a I care... Me: :D MORAL: I am Nobody, Nobody is PERFECT!

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Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together. - Would you also change it so that I is an object, therefore making your previous sentence grammatically correct? And besides, I already organized the alphabet so that N and O are right next to each other.

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How does a ghost walk through walls? There's normally a door.

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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Shaved your beard, so I can see you're a woman.

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Girl: How come you never look at me when we make love? Guy: Your face is taking away the memory of your sister's.

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Guy: Thanks Girl: Why? Guy: Cuz you made me get rid of that boner

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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Boy: You remind me of the ocean Girl: Because I'm mysterious, adventurous, and romantic? Boy: No, because you make me sick

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Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

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Dont people ever get tired of PRETENDING like they dont need others aproval? I NEED APPROVAL I NEED APPROVAL! Moral: I REALLY DO! YEEEEEEEEES BECAUSE...Uh...you matter more than me? Nah, nothing like that, only I matter more than you...

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Mario: Its a me Mario! Woman: Uhuh... Mario: Its a me Mario? Woman: Yeah you got a point? Mario: Okey dokey! Woman: So? Mario: Letsa go! Woman: Well okay, I mean *chews bubblegum* at least I know who you are and stuff... Moral: I once saw a red mushroom come out of a question block, so I just touch it with my Richard and... ...Wait ill take the green one, just in case, I good with what I have...

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Damn girl! You`re fat and ugly! its ok though, cuz Im desperate!

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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You're parents must be assholes because baby you're the shit!

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhyming get in the van.

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Drink this!

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