why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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ur so hot, i'd let u put ur vagina inside of me

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Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? nwaaahhh *blushing or something* Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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You remind me of America. How so? Because you so fat!

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Damn gurl, are you a microwave? Cause for sure you are burning me hot.

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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Male - Your a sight for sore eyes Female - And your a sight that causes sore eyes

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

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Yeah! Keep drinking girl! Ill just lube your backdoor, what? Dont ask, just drink! Moral: I love it when women call me a pig, all men are pigs, and real women dont want some boy...

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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Male- You have 206 bones in your body, You want another ?

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Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

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Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku Woman: Huh? Ok whatever.... SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!

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Hi there, the voices in my head are telling me to talk to you.

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Dont people ever get tired of PRETENDING like they dont need others aproval? I NEED APPROVAL I NEED APPROVAL! Moral: I REALLY DO! YEEEEEEEEES BECAUSE...Uh...you matter more than me? Nah, nothing like that, only I matter more than you...

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