MALE: We can do this the easy way or the hard way. FEMALE: Excuse me? MALE: Hard way it is *zip* FEMALE: *gurgle gurgle* *scream*

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Hey baby! If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me? - [ It's unknown who originally said this. Maybe it was some rowdy guy in a 1970s disco].

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M - wanna have some fun? F - No! M - 0k, i have no choice but to rape you!

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-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

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Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

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Man: Hey sexy, I think I have seen you many times before... Woman: Hmmm... I do not think I have seen you before... Man: Do you happen to be used to getting raped? Woman:...... Moral: yeah it was her :( Audience: BOOOOOOOOOO! Moral: I know :(

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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my love for you is like diarrhea. i can never hold it in

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*on Halloween* Male: My name's Dick, and you're a very pretty PUSSY-cat. Female: I'll cut off your penis.

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Me: Have you ever dreamed, of owning a thousand sparkly gems? Woman: No why? You got some? Me: No, but now but now we can dream together t under the sparkling stars under the sky... Moral: Hey, she said aww... And touched my hand before chatting with her friend... and as I turned my hand... was a piece of paper, with a written number...

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I have a twin bed...we should have a threesome;)))

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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Guy: Hey want to hear a joke about my penis? No wait it's too long Girl: Hey want to hear a joke about my vagina? No wait you won't get it.

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When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment...

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"Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink."

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Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you in between F and CK.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... Because it looks like you landed on your face!

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Holla holla holla, ill be there like right now, its a bit far. But dawg, did you say you are both at work and banging a chick? Someone is bragging here yo son! Anyways, phone is dead, gotten towed like 50-60 times in total (not only the freeway), and... Nah man, its cool, you know I dont really ask for much, I mean I can still pay you something. Yeah your skinny bitch hands, you can slap me 50 times son.

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I've got a black belt in lovin'.

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Male- You have 206 bones in your body, You want another ?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? 1000 pounds

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