Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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If you and I were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in that hole.

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-What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

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-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood

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Guy for a girl with a dog: -Does the dog have a cell phone? -Why? is your mom in heat?

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Ps: I was signing books today, and some douche asked me: Are you that Neronism dude on Horsehead? YOu suck! Anyway, Fuck Neronism. Nero (the other one and his "peeps" are fuckups. (Below: Well actually Tina said if my wife can join, just as my wife said yes... ...And you would think that screwing somebody else after asking your wife is immoral... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY WIFE BECAUSE OF WHO SHE IS? Its called trust people *cape flowing in the air moon in background* Trust! NeroMetal I play Street Fighter V, And am an author, and I guess I get laid a lot... AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT NERONISM OR THAT OTHER ASSHOLE IS! I just called myself asshole...

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You allergic to semen?

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun so get in the van.

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hey did you fall from heaven? because my car is all smashed up.

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Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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Damn girl! You`re fat and ugly! its ok though, cuz Im desperate!

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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-Hey Baby, wanna date? -No thanks, I'm allergic to fruits

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-wow I could just drown in the ocean of your eyes -well why don't you -well I'll steal your sisters number, get lost at sea, and shipreck in her bed Then you can come and save us when she is shouting S.O.S out of the other room

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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