-Are you Jamaican 'cos jamaican me crazy! -... *stabs*

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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-Can I have your name? -Why? Don’t you already have one?

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M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

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"Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?" "Unfertilized."

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Guy: I got you a gift! Girl: Thanks.. make sure it's not you....

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Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

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What happens when a drunk swedish man prank calls 911 from a local bar? The ambulance comes

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Me. Would you like me to get you a ring for valentines day? Girlfriend: Nothing would make me happier! So I got her nothing...

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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Hey baby me you CHOIN CHOIN under the moonlight..

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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Can I go to your house and play with your Jigglypuff?

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Girl, now I want you to be on top! Okay, what position? DOGGY STYLE! Moral: Sickman Fraud, with that name smart people should listen with one eye open, while geniuses keep their eyes and ears shut.

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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- you're so fat! - I know you are, but what am I? -awwww, thanks man!!! -I didn't mean it like that!

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Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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Are you an angel? ... cause I have an erection!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Eyh! its me Black Metal, I seriously cant pay you right now son! Sorry if this comes late this page do not work for shit, (I bet thats why you pick this page you egomaniac son, If you was not full of em charisma id never do this alright?) Okay Overlord, I got your message, hell you know my sister loves you crazy crazy man, why the hell would I try to "hold her away" I mean fuck its banging, so yeah thumbs ups man High five for my sister, its you know, she was super shy before you showed up, now she cant do gym anymore (haha man you so hardcore) but she has lots of friends and you know... So am I absolved now Overlord Black Metal? Moral: Because this guy made me put this, man, you making me feel like a total bitch, good play son!

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- Did you fall from heaven? - No, I dug my way up from Hell.

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