boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car I want to rape you

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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- you come here often? -i used to until you came here

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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You like peanuts? Cause I like penis.

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

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-I like my woman like I like my coffee... without a penis

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Man: (Ugh worst food ever). Girl: U like it? Man: I love it girl! Girl: Aww, I am gonna make this every day ever! Moral: Hey, if she got big tits, then keep lying.

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

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- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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"Hey girl, is there a mirror in your pants?" "No, that's just my penis."

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-hey baby whats your sign? -no parking anytime

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There must be an angel missing from Heaven, because I've got it tied up in my basement. (It keeps saying something about a fancy dress party, but I'm not falling for that one again; that's how Batman escaped.)

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Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

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