- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.

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M: What's your name? W: Jenny. M: What's your number? W: eight-six-seven-five-three-oh-ni-yie-yen

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-Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? -Yeah, but this time don't stop!

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Man: Are you from heaven? Man: Cause ive got an erection

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- How do you like your eggs in the morning? - Unfertilized !

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A guy asks a girl in the bar if he can buy her a drink she denies saying that alcohol is bad for her legs the guy asks why do they swell? No. they spread.

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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-You look like a dream. -Go back to sleep.

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-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

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-Your face must turn a few heads. -And your face must turn a few stomachs.

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Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Hey there little girl there is a party down my pants you want to come? Oh I'm sorry i don't speak Herpes.

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Guy for a girl with a dog: -Does the dog have a cell phone? -Why? is your mom in heat?

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-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out. -Okay, get out.

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- I want to give myself to you. - Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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if i see you naked i'll die happy Well if i see you naked i'l die instandly

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-Hey babe, wanna go to my place and bang all night long? -No you freak. -Well, I gave you a choice.

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-If I take you home, will you iron my clothes and make me a sandwich?

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- Haven't we met before? - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

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- I can tell that you want me. - Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.

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- Your body is like a temple. - Sorry, there are no services today.

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Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

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-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

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