Woman: Quit staring at me and undressing me with your eyes! Man: I was just imagining you in a tasteful outfit.

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GUY: are you trash? cuz i'd like to take you out friday night GIRL: are you trash? cuz you smell like it

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Guy: Thanks Girl: Why? Guy: Cuz you made me get rid of that boner

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The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

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the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

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Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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- You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast! -You're so cold that if you drunk a glass of water, you'd poop out ice.

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Guy: You look like a suitable mate and I'd thoroughly enjoy engaging in rough, sweaty sex with you and your lady parts.

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-I love you.

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Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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Man: HELP! I am dying of disease and have only one day left to live! My only wish... "sob" is to procreate... to have a son or a daughter... Woman: Aww... well maybe I can help you... Man: :D I cant believe it (tears in eyes) Woman: What are you dying of? Man: Aids... Woman proceeds to disappear in a ball of smoke. Moral of the story: Dunno find it yourself ffs I dont even know why people read this crap... funny typing it though.. thumbs ups for that :D

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- If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. - Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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He- You've got something on your ass. She- What? He- Oh never mind, it's just a period stain.

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- Do you wanna play the rape game? - NO! - That's the spirit!

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cumming too.

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Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange

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fancy going halves on a bastard?

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-I work for the FBI -Oh I work for the CIA, maybe we'll see each other at a meeting -Yeah I'm in the Female Body Inspector division -I'm in the Can the Idiot Absent himself division

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Guy: So how about that Tom Cruise??? Guy: ... I'm in the wrong type of bar...

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