M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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Woman: Hey you look hot and cool, wanna chat? "Man": Meh.. I just stand here with my beerglass trying to look cool in hopes that women ask me out... Woman: UGH! "Man": May I please come with you? Eh... where are you going... HEY! Moral: Trying to look like James Bond in the darkest corner of a bar is not flirting you trucking moron!

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Are you from Wales, because...well...

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-My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in...

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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"Are you a parking ticket?" "What?" "You’ve got fine written all over you"

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Jdkfk

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A: Did I see you walking out of that bar or was it an angel? :D B: I'm your mom you pervert.

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Guy: (any sexual pick up line) Girl: I'm sorry but I don't think there is enough room in my pants for two assholes.

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all in all it was a good orgy

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you in between F and CK.

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Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

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—do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come back again? —no, and I think you shall not come back ever.

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A man walks up to the woman, and says, "I'd like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?" The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

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-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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- Are you from Tennessee bec- - Yes

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Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

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can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

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"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

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Van what van? GET TO THE CHOPPAH!

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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