-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

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Moral: Hey, how you doing? ;) Woman: Moral? Are you that guy that signs all his posts on horsecrapz network and adds miscellaneous notes? Moral: Yep that's me ;) Woman: OMG LIKE EWWW! Id never do you! Moral: Uh, when did even make such a suggestion? Moral:Well I am married...

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Guy: What're you doing Friday night? Girl: Not you.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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I hope you like trees because I've got wood!

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Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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You smell just like my mom...

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HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

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Glass Basketball

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Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Woman: Did it hurt when they kicked-- *sound of gun clicking* Woman: Thanks!

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? nwaaahhh *blushing or something* Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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Wanna go back to my place and watch some CarVideos?

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Are you from Wales, because...well...

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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Superman enters a bar: Superman: Ladies... who wants to try out my newly developed "super orgasmi-power"? Women: Did you not die? Superman: Uh no... it was just a uh... healing coma... *All the women fall into a "healing coma* Superman: *scratches head* Well... I kinda asked for this... Moral:*Healing coma*

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Man: Do you want to have sex at my house Women: No

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Hey, you're cute... lets bang.

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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-Is there anything I can do for you? -Fill my care cup. Oh, actually, I don't think you can manage to do that.

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