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Tenth year anniversary Marriage. So what was your name again? Annoying Bitch? Old Hag? I forgot...

i want a blowjob bitch lifts her hijab

Every kiss begins with K. Except for ugly, that begins with U.

Akshay Kumar's 'Special Chabbis' is a mind-action film, says director

- Do you wanna play the rape game? - NO! - That's the spirit!

Shaved your beard, so I can see you're a woman.

Hi, GET IN THE VAN, Drink this, Don't Scream whisper* "does ur body fit in my trunk?"

wanna try out my joystick? (gamer-joke)

guy scientist: hey can i send a probe to explore uranus? girl scientist: hey can i send a rocket with you in it to the sun/

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

Have you heard of that new movie "Other People"? Cuz thats what i wanna see.

-Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours? -No.

That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

Do you work at subway? Because i often enjoy eating there and i think the food is good. I do not eat there every day because i do not want to get over weight.

I've got candy.

Excuse me, is the red bike outside yours? Because it is parking illegally, I'll have to take your details so I can report you to the authorities...

hey angel you duh sexy , if you duh rice i eat you everyday-pha haha

why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together. -If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would take 'U' out entirely.

Boy: So...Um...How's life? Girl: Great, until you came along.

What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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