Boy: You know, just because one is beautiful does not mean that she is intelligent. Girl: Really? Boy: Yeah. But I'd like to tell you that you're a very good exception. Girl: Do you really think so? Boy: Of course! You're already ugly, yet you're so incredibly stupid!

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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- Grab your coat, you've pulled - Okay, Bye!

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you know what rhymes with hug me LET'S HAVE SEX

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Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

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Hey baby, wanna make $50?

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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GET INTO DA CHOPPAH! Moral: IM LIEUTENANT JOHN KIMBLE! I HAVE A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS YOU HAVE TO ANSWER IMMEDIATELY! Whoos your daddy? YOU STAP IT! YOU IDIEOUT!

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I put the STD in STUD, now all I need is U.

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Charmeleon is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

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Girl, now I want you to be on top! Okay, what position? DOGGY STYLE! Moral: Sickman Fraud, with that name smart people should listen with one eye open, while geniuses keep their eyes and ears shut.

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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Man: Wow you are my cousin? Damn girl you are hot! I mean nothing wrong you know, I was just wondering if you wanna get a innocent cup of coffee Woman: Uh, thanks, but I have never met you... Man: Not my cousin? Bah, what a turnoff im outta here... Moral: Yeah moral... Pffft! You will have an easier time finding Waldo here.

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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Female: Hey do you wanna buy me a drink? Male: I really don't like your face.

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Woman: ARGH! I hate fist-ing Man: Fist-Ing? THis tiny hand? Nah baby this is mah PINGAS! Moral: Once you go black, you cant go back.

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Penis. I got it

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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Male- You have 206 bones in your body, You want another ?

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Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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guy: hey baby come join the PEN15 club with mee ;) girl: whats that?? guy: come and i will show you...*goes into the guys restroom with her*....lets go to the restroom and never rest...except you can rest on my PEN15

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Boy: How much does a Polarbear weigh? Girl: How much? Boy: Just as much as me, hi my name is Ahron

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Guy: Hi, I am sexually attracted to you. May I walk over to the bar and purchase you a drink and then another and then another untill you become intoxicated and more likely to allow me to have sexual intercourse with you? Girl: You speak funny. Get lost.

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Man: Are you from heaven? Man: Cause ive got an erection

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