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hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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How do you know where gonna have sex tonight.Im stronger than you.

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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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Female=You Son of a B*tch! Male=Hi Mum!

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I've got a black belt in lovin'.

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You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

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He says: Are you're from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. She says: Well, if we're making bad jokes: Are you from Illinois? Because you make me ill, and when I throw up from your face I'll make a lot of nois.

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- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

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Girl: How come you never look at me when we make love? Guy: Your face is taking away the memory of your sister's.

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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Guy: hey, we have been friends for a long time but I really need to tell you something Girl: omg I love you too :D Guy: what, no no. I'm a zoophilic

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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Women love it when you kiss their neck. Just not while they are driving and while you're in the back seat and when they don't know you...

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Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got 'Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.' written all over you.

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on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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