Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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I like your shirt, it would look better in my pants

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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hey,are you a parking ticket? because nobody likes you.

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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Do you want to see something swell?

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nice kid... want another?

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Shall I compare you to a summer's day? Damn you're hot!

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Drunk guy with high standards part 3: Man: Dunno woman... you are so big and... and... FAT and really huge and stuff but... well... uh.. you are still really damn hot so lets do it! Man: YAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Astronauts: Did that guy really eject himself towards the sun? Moral: At least he was right about the really hot part... and that ladies and gentlemen, is the terrible end of the amazing drunk man with high standards, you can read the whole series just by clicking onwards trough my comments and give em a thumbs ups just as you go along.. otherwise they will show up... mean they wo..

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Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so shove it up your A$$.

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-Hey, what's your sign? -I don't know, but yours must be Cancer.

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Hey girl! Faggot.

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Wow! You know, your eyes are like blueberries, wait, can I actually, can I actually, I'm kinda hungry, can I, can I have them?

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The invention that gets me around 20 red thumbs averge. Moral: <<<<< Thiz. Its better tto be infamous, than forgotten.

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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guy: hey baby come join the PEN15 club with mee ;) girl: whats that?? guy: come and i will show you...*goes into the guys restroom with her*....lets go to the restroom and never rest...except you can rest on my PEN15

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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Do Your feet hurt? Cause youve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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