Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: no Guy: Good! Because I have to go take a shit!

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Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

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girl:go away! boy:okay girl:i need space boy:okay just one meter girl: no i"m not kidding boy:i know girl:my mother hate's you boy:i hate her too.! girl:we are now break boy:okay i"m hungry lets eat! girl:you don't understand me boy:no i"m understand you girl:you are philosopher i hate you boy:what? girl:nothing at the end of the story they loved each other

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do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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- Did it hurt? - Yes.

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Good news: you'll never-ever-ever have a zit again. Bad news: because there's no more space for it to pop out.

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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Man: I can control all women in the world! Guys: WOOOOT YEAH! Me: I can control all men! Guys: Huh?? Man: What the fuck is that good for you like guys or something? Wait hey let go of me! Moral: And off the endless cliff you all go MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Ladies, it seems it is up to us to repopulate this world, not sure if we can make it, but I shall do my best, but since I am just one, you better do all the moving, so I can conserve my energy.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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Im gonna rape you..

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"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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Male: Get in the van.

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I have been known to give women the best fake orgasms ever ;)

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my dick is 2 inches

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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"I'd like to get you out of those clothes. Really, they aren't very flattering. That color looks awful on you and those pants make you look fat."

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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