If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you in between F and CK.

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Ps: I was signing books today, and some douche asked me: Are you that Neronism dude on Horsehead? YOu suck! Anyway, Fuck Neronism. Nero (the other one and his "peeps" are fuckups. (Below: Well actually Tina said if my wife can join, just as my wife said yes... ...And you would think that screwing somebody else after asking your wife is immoral... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY WIFE BECAUSE OF WHO SHE IS? Its called trust people *cape flowing in the air moon in background* Trust! NeroMetal I play Street Fighter V, And am an author, and I guess I get laid a lot... AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT NERONISM OR THAT OTHER ASSHOLE IS! I just called myself asshole...

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Do you believe in rape by first sight? Moral: I think its immoral enough as it is already.

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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-You are so lovely. -DOES NOT COMPUTE...

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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- So what do you do for a living? - I'm a female impersonator.

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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-I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? -I'll start dialing 911 for you now.

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- How do you like your eggs in the morning? - Unfertilized !

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Woman: Hey hot stuff! Are you new around he... Man: Eh, I am not comfortable with women hitting on me, even hot ones like you, its just uh... awkward and... Woman: uh sorry, its not like I was hitting on you nor anything ;), Why dont you hit on me? Man: Uh... I err.. how you... uh... *the guy proceeds to stare at the floor for the next five minutes then runs out crying* Moral: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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Male-where have you been all my life ? Female-not in it thats for sure Male-i was singing a song i wouldn't want YOU in my life Female-i was singing a song 2 *lies*

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you burst through the asphalt, emerging from the depths of hell.

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A polar bear and a penguin were taking a bath. The polar bear asked the penguin to pass the soap. the penguin responded by saying,"What do i look like a microwave?"

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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Macho Man: Release the BOGUS! Woman: What? Super Macho Man: Never mind... no one will get this anyways... wanna go to McDonalds and get a Little Mac? Woman: Ok but I want a Big mac! Macho Man: What is a Big mac? Is it stronger than a little Mac? Woman: Huh? What do you mean? Macho Man: Sigh... and I actually fought Mike Tyson you know... Woman: So you are a boxer huh? Who are you gonna fight next? Macho Man: Sigh... Mr.Dream... Woman: Who the hell is that? Macho Man: a nobody...

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

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