*When you get her to your place* I'm just going to be honest. I've been on the FBI's most wanted list for quite some time now.

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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Him: I'd go through anything for you. Her: The exit's over there.

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Guy: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Girl: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together

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Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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M: Hey whats up? W: My Dick!

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Girl- Hey ily Boy- say it it just makes it that much better ;) Girl- I'm leaving you

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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Golf.

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-Hey, is there a fire extinguisher around here? 'Cause you're smoking hot. -Actually, there IS a fire extinguisher. I was about to slam you in the face with it.

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you ascended from the depths of hell and broke through the earth's crust?

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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Man: I can control all women in the world! Guys: WOOOOT YEAH! Me: I can control all men! Guys: Huh?? Man: What the fuck is that good for you like guys or something? Wait hey let go of me! Moral: And off the endless cliff you all go MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Ladies, it seems it is up to us to repopulate this world, not sure if we can make it, but I shall do my best, but since I am just one, you better do all the moving, so I can conserve my energy.

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While I am certain that the police consider you a person of interest, I assure you I do not.

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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I don't want for Christmas?

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"Don't scream"

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Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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In a classy bar: KEEP IT CLASSY! Man: Hello there dear... your eyes sparkle like the sun itself... Woman: Oh... thank you random stranger, that is the most beautiful thing someone have ever said to me :D Man: Really? But you are gorgeous (the two proceed to have a long CLASSY conversation and laughing in a classy reserved matter and drinking classy champagne and whatever... and then: Man: Ahahaha yes that is indeed true... By the way... would you mind becoming the single lonely mother of my children? Moral: skipped most of school classes... class ... overrated...

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Man- How much do 2 polar bears weigh? Woman- I don't know? Man- Enough to break the ice, heyy.(;

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Why didn't the boy make the soccer team? He missed the tryouts

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