I put the STD in STuD all i need is U!

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Man: Hey sexy girl there... Whats your name? Cena: I am John Cena! I can rap because you can eat.. uh crap... wait I need some allsholes to write some rad lyrics for me here...

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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Guy: Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night Girl: Well I have a car, how about I run you over with it instead?

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Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

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Lets play the Yes/No game the rules are you can only say yes or no once to the questions, No. 1 Are you beautiful?, No.2 Are you Lying?

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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- I can make your bed rock. - Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

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Lesbihonest

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Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

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Girl: Do you know any good movies? Boy: Snakes on a plane Girl: Whats it about? Boy: It's about Horses.. on a boat.

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rohypnol. rape drug

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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Do you have a mirror in your pants, because it looks like you have a dick.

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Girl, you must have fallen from heaven...because you're dead.

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-hey baby wanna get a drink? -no but i wanna get the heck away from you

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Girl: Hi honey, wanna see a magic trick? Boy: Sure, why not? Girl -POOF- YOU'RE SINGLE!

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Female: I don't need to rearrange the alphabet, N and O are already together!

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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Man: HEY BITCH! LETS HAVE SEX! Damn ugly woman: OKAY! Next day... Man: Damn that was some nice sex, too bad the bitch was damn ugly though, even trough the beer googles... I wonder where she is... "damn ugly woman": woof woof! Bark bark! Moral: Do you see any moral in this immoral piece of shit? (Ps if you are stupid, the bitch was actually a dog... get it?)

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