guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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"I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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Man: Hey, I've been kinda watching you through the night and I'd really be mad if I didn't talk to you tonight. So um, do you want to grab a bite to eat sometime or something? Woman: I'm married but you seem like a nice guy so yea... yea, I'd like that alot.

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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-I know you want to ask me out. I am free anytime. -Ok, then go out.

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Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.. and crushed all the people below (for a fat girl)

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Couple in bed: Woman: I want some variation... you into roleplay? Man: Sure! Woman: Ok, Ill be a hot housemaid... Man: OK but they have little mana so... ill be a firemage! Woman: Huh? Man: SHHHH! its not your time to attack yet! Moral: Geeks...

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- Do you wanna play the rape game? - NO! - That's the spirit!

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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Guy:I invented troll face oh yea! Girl:you gave my daughter nightmares for weeks you b****!(throws drink in face)

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"I'd like to get you out of those clothes. Really, they aren't very flattering. That color looks awful on you and those pants make you look fat."

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Yo girl... My feelings keep growing, I just have to say it, but it might be too soon, it might even risk our friendship. Awww, just say it. Ok girl, I hate you more for every day, you fucking ugly bitch, if it where not for your money, id leave right away. Moral: Its not about what you want, its about what you need, therefore I decided I only need whatever I want, case closed.

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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Whatever I'll just date myself.

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

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-My girlfriend and I want different things out of our relationship. -She wants marriage, children and a house. -I just want out.

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Her: Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number Him: Tibet you are. But I'm not Russian into anything, sorry.

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Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

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-Hi how are y... -just a minute, I need to drop a shit, be back in a sec.

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