Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

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How you doin? go away- I have a gun

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A cat falls into a pool and a rooster laughs. Moral of the story, a wet p**** makes a happy c***

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Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

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guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

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I have a really big..... Bank Account

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Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

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-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

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- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

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man: wanna know how i know we're going to f**k tonight? woman: how? man: cuz im stronger than you!

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? nwaaahhh *blushing or something* Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" as far apart as possible.

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Hello little girl would you like some candy, yes? ;-)

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Man: "Are you a parking ticket? 'Cos you have fine written all over you!" Woman: "Are you an a**hole? 'Cos you're hairy and you smell like s**t!"

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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violets are blue roses are red you have a mouth start giving me head

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I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Are you a computer technician? Because you turn my hardware into software.

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The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

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Hey baby, you're really hot, I like girls with some meat for my bone.

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Hello children! :D

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Sigh... No I do not have a van... Just get in the plane!

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Glass Basketball

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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