The anti pickup line hard to believe: Woman: Me so hony! Me wan lose virginity to you! I make free love for hours! Man: Wow, are you that popular Asian supermodel known for her enormous tits? I heard you really are virgin! Damn I am single and all but I kinda promised my ex girlfriend I would help her get back together with the guy she cheated on me with. Woman: But me so hony! I wait for u for many many long time! But I wait for u only for a month is looong time! Man: Eh, I kinda promised I would fix her washing machine too, and then I have to cut her grandmothers toenails and... Anyways sorry I cant this month :( Moral: Yeah like that is ever going to happen! (then again I tend to expect too much)

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Guy: I got you a gift. It's a Necklace. Girl: Awww thats so nice. Guy: BAZINGA Its my dick.

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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At a bar (another real life one): Man: You sort of look like a woman from a certain angle... I am so drunk I can pretend you are a woman all night long! ????: I AM A WOMAN! Man: How can we fix this so you can come home with me? Moral: Becoming unpopular was my goal, but third next to Justin Beiber? Maybe I overdid this a bit...

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Man: "Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face"

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Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

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Boy- I'm heading back to my place. Want to come? Girl-Sorry you strike me as a person who cums all by himself.

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Did you just fart coz you're blowing me away!

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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-What sign were you born under? -No Parking.

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- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.

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One hot summer night in 1960, Steve had his first date with Susie. He went to pick her up and her mom answered the door. She invited him in, and asked him what they planned to do on their date. Steve replied that they’d probably see a movie then get a burger. Susie’s mom said, “Well, Susie really likes to screw.” Steve said, “Huh?” Her mom said, “Yes, she loves it. She could probably screw all night.” “Okay, thanks!” replied Steve, mentally rearranging his plans for the night. A few minutes later Susie came downstairs and they left on their date. About a half hour later Susie came running back in the house, her clothes disheveled, and yelled: “Mom, it’s called the TWIST! The name of the goddamn dance is the TWIST!”

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-can i buy you a drink? i buy you a taxi?

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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you look like my mother

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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Him - Would you like to dance? Her - NO! Him - I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants."

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Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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That outfit looks fantastic on you... ..it would look even better in an evidence bag

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