Batman bravely leaps in front of the Robin: Bats: WATCH OUT FOR THAT GAY-RAY! *Bats suddenly grabs Robin and starts making out with him* Bats: I am sorry, I cannot stop it... I... Robin: I am underage so maybe it was a pedo-ray or something... Joker: What gay ray? What pedo ray? It was suppose to disintegrate you! But whatever, I win. Moral: It was a looong trip back home.

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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- I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U - ...

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Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

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Here, flowers for a pretty lady. These arent flowers they are leaves. Well you arent a pretty lady so hah!

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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Why are peploe gieving me thums up al of soodden? Moral: Its scawwy, normally the moral is what protects my genius comments from getting thumbed up.

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(this is only funny if ur a guy!) you go to a party im a man you get a drink im a man you laugh with friends im a man u see a hot chick im a man you invite her over to ur place im a man you go up in the bedroom im a man you go to pull her pants off im a man and she says... im a man!

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"I prefer animals... but your so ugly you remind me of my dog"

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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Man: Wanna (censored)? Woman: (Censored) you man!

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I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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Girl: Hey you cutypie! want to ride my newest pimpmobile and get drunk and have unprotected sex? Man: Gee that was mighty brave of you, teehee.. Maybe though, but cant we just get to know each other a bit first? ;) I mean I am a partygirl bu.. Girl: ...Uh, something feels wrong here. Man: Cut! I think we picked up each other scripts... Moral: About mother fucking time someone noticed something! This is anti-pickupline enough for me...

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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- You look really nice - I know

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The power to type any pointless superpower at the wrong place... ...shit...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" as far apart as possible.

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I have no gag reflex.

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Man: Wanna see the best pick up line ever? Its an ancient secret kept for millions of years! Girl: SURE! Man: It only reveals to the fully drunk though so lets get drinking.. Girl: uh... okay... I guess.. Man: Drunk enough? Girl: Ulp... you betcha weird man! Man: Ok its hidden at my place so lets go! Girl: WOHOO!

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is your name macaulay culkin? cuz you're going home alone.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together. - Would you also change it so that I is an object, therefore making your previous sentence grammatically correct? And besides, I already organized the alphabet so that N and O are right next to each other.

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