wanna try out my joystick? (gamer-joke)

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(At a Funeral) Male: I have a raging erection.

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I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

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I want you to come over, so we can go in my room, turn off the lights, go under the covers, and ill show you my glow in the dark watch..just kidding my penis.

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Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

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Man: Do you want to have sex at my house Women: No

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If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

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Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

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Are you an erection? 'Cause you're growing on me.

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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How you doin? go away- I have a gun

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Have you heard of that new movie "Other People"? Cuz thats what i wanna see.

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-Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours? -No.

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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Do you work at subway? Because i often enjoy eating there and i think the food is good. I do not eat there every day because i do not want to get over weight.

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I've got candy.

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hey angel you duh sexy , if you duh rice i eat you everyday-pha haha

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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Are you water? Because you are very shallow. Now GTFO.

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Boy: So...Um...How's life? Girl: Great, until you came along.

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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised.

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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