Man: Do you like a sensitive guy? Women: Yeah, I used to be one.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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Boy: can i have your number? Jewish girl *pulls up sleeve*

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HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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-Want my number? -I already know it. It's 1. -Phone numbers have more then one digit... -Oh, I thought we were referring to your IQ level...my bad.

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I am terribly sorry for talking to you, but I was wondering if...

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4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so shove it up your A$$.

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So, you're a girl, huh?

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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You know, you can't spell "stud" without STD and U

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Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Female: "Because you're here"

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- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

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Male: Get in the van.

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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So which of you ladies wants to recieve child support payments from me next year?

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One hot summer night in 1960, Steve had his first date with Susie. He went to pick her up and her mom answered the door. She invited him in, and asked him what they planned to do on their date. Steve replied that they’d probably see a movie then get a burger. Susie’s mom said, “Well, Susie really likes to screw.” Steve said, “Huh?” Her mom said, “Yes, she loves it. She could probably screw all night.” “Okay, thanks!” replied Steve, mentally rearranging his plans for the night. A few minutes later Susie came downstairs and they left on their date. About a half hour later Susie came running back in the house, her clothes disheveled, and yelled: “Mom, it’s called the TWIST! The name of the goddamn dance is the TWIST!”

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And then it hit me...no really now I'm bleeding

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Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

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A man comes home from his doctor and tells his wife that he only has 12 hours to live so he asks his wife later that night if they can do it one last time she agrees but after an hour the man wakes his wife and says honey in a few hours I will be dead can we do it again please. So they do it again a few hours later the man wakes his wife again and says dearest since I'm going to die soon can we please? to this the wife says look honey tomorrow I have to get up you don't!

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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