- Anti-Pickup Line

Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

Hey baby, let me take you to heaven.

I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

How much does a polar bear weigh? 1000 pounds

Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

Real life again: I was about sixteen: Girl: Hey I hear you are good at tekken tag! Me: Yeah, but I dont play videogames anymore (a lie in order to appear "cooler") Girl: I am pretty good too! I love Kuma and Panda Me: Well, okay... Girl: Want to play with me? Me: Meh... Girl: But I really want to play with you if you know what I mean ;) Me: I dont play tekken... Girl: Not even... "Tekken" ;) ;) Me: Nah... Moral: I am a late bloomer to say the least...

I asked my friend who the prettiest girl in here is, and he told me to ask you because you seemed more familiar with everyone here.

M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

- Hey, I have 40 minutes to live and need to feel the touch of a woman to live. -I'm a dude.

HI, DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME DOCTOR RABBIT THE HYMEN DESTROYER? Nero the clit collector: Actually this works pretty good, just wear a random rabbit costume, cut a hole where your CAWCK is, and make sure they are girls under twelve or below (because it kinda loses its meaning with little boys but fuck it anyways, yeah fuck it! FUCK IT TO THE LIMIT!) I work at a daycare center: Because I care.

"Rate your looks out of 10" "awkward... maybe 8 or 9 i guess?" "I said 10, not 100"

Man... MAN! Sorry if I just skimmed that last message dude, but if you getting me that shit, you are my fucking God, you got a new custom engine or something? Whatever man, im getting over there right now, Son, I might actually try the towing trick, because that might make me arrive at your place (no worries wont tell anyone where your playboy mansion is at) but you still got it there right? MORAL MORAL MORAL MORAL... Oh and no, id never ever use that piece of shit I used to call a car in the forest, if you are serious man, ill take the damn cab! I mean man, I just cant wait to tell the beardy little faggot at the carshop to stick that yeah "car" up his gay ass! Seriously dude, my phone aint working but that can wait, you really mean I can have the car? Seriously, how much? I got some money.

Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

Anti-Pickup Line

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