Hey wanna smash pissers?

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

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- Does this rag smell like ether? - MMMPPPHHRPHRRG!

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Man: Hello there my name is... Woman: I wish you where water... Man: So you can swallow me? Hey not so fast baby! I dont like em fast. Woman: You did not let me finish! Man: Whatever, gotta go... Moral: Girls... women... you may be mysterious, but unlocking your secrets is my favorite pastime... I CHARRENGE YOU!... Then again I never liked women throwing themselves at me without me saying a word (not that it happens very often)¨ Ps: I see some other people have started to add "morals" to their stories, without success sadly, keep going kids, and people will always of course know who the real "Moral man is" because of the cheap nature of my fantastically silly and "dragged out of the ass" nature of my morals...

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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Yeah! Keep drinking girl! Ill just lube your backdoor, what? Dont ask, just drink! Moral: I love it when women call me a pig, all men are pigs, and real women dont want some boy...

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Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

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the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

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Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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Have you heard of that new movie "Other People"? Cuz thats what i wanna see.

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- How do you like your eggs in the morning? - Unfertilized !

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Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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How does a ghost walk through walls? There's normally a door.

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Do u remember me from middle school? I could never forget you

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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Hey girl... U remind me of my pinkie toe.. Ur small cite and I'll probably bang u on the coffee table later

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(this is only funny if ur a guy!) you go to a party im a man you get a drink im a man you laugh with friends im a man u see a hot chick im a man you invite her over to ur place im a man you go up in the bedroom im a man you go to pull her pants off im a man and she says... im a man!

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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.-Rodney Dangerfield

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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