I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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- I want to give myself to you. - Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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Did you fall from heaven because you landed on my wind shield some how

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-wow I could just drown in the ocean of your eyes -well why don't you -well I'll steal your sisters number, get lost at sea, and shipreck in her bed Then you can come and save us when she is shouting S.O.S out of the other room

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he got me some KY jelly for valentines day saying it was going to make me the happiest woman in the world he was right one squirt of that stuff on my doorknob and he couldn't get in no matter how hard he tried

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Boy: can i have your number? Jewish girl *pulls up sleeve*

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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You're like a star in the sky. Nothing but gas.

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I like your shirt, it would look better in my pants

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BOY: Are you a chicken? GIRL: Why? BOY: Because I'll like you to lay on my eggs all day...

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girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

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Guy: Hi, I am sexually attracted to you. May I walk over to the bar and purchase you a drink and then another and then another untill you become intoxicated and more likely to allow me to have sexual intercourse with you? Girl: You speak funny. Get lost.

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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whats it like being the only beautiful girl in the world? Whats it like having the smallest dick in the world?

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Hey gurl, you smell like tape!

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- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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Hi, I've taken like 8 dumps today... Wanna dance?

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The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

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Are you cute? Because lets go get taco bell.

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"Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?" "Unfertilized."

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Walking to your car alone later?

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