hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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You are the personification of beauty. ,..Wanna Shag?

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At a bar: Hello! Moral: Keep the damn lines short! (A moral man original, not to be confused with the exploding bar or whoever put morals in their sstories, feel free to do so though! I mean anyone can see from the quality whose are mine ;)

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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girl- how much does a polar bear weigh? girl- enough to break the-- boy- Are you talking about an adult polar bear? boy- then it's around 400-500 kg girl- blast!

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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sex me.

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Good news: you'll never-ever-ever have a zit again. Bad news: because there's no more space for it to pop out.

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He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

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Me: You know what bitch... You are *burp* such a bitch... That I am just gonna smear peanut butter on my crotch and... Lady: Dude, I am a man but okay! Me: You are a guy? Did you have to tell me that? I mean I got beer googles but I hear perfectly well! Then his girlfriend which happened to be my cousin showed up and... *facepalm*

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- if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U next to Y, just why

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

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Man: hey... you seem pretty paralytic and unable to move in that wheelchair ;) Woman: uh oh...well actually I can move a bit... Man: Good because I do not wanna do ALL the thrusting back and forth... Woman: Bu.. but... I... I do not want to... Man: Well if you do not want sex, then just run away... ;) FATALITY... FLAWLESS VICTORY... RAPEALITY!

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Hey, girl. Looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need is U

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Male: Do you know if there is an airport around here? Cause my heart took off, when I saw you... Female: Yeah? Well my heart crashed in the Hudson River when I saw you!

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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why did the boy laugh? A:he saw another boy get raped by a giant scorpian

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