Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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Guy: Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night Girl: Well I have a car, how about I run you over with it instead?

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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Roses are red Violets are fine You be the 6 And I'll be the 9

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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why are you you touching me ????

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Get in the van.

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"Hey can I get your number?" "-12 Like the inches of your dick."

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Here, flowers for a pretty lady. These arent flowers they are leaves. Well you arent a pretty lady so hah!

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-Hey, is there a fire extinguisher around here? 'Cause you're smoking hot. -Actually, there IS a fire extinguisher. I was about to slam you in the face with it.

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Why did the small girl run away? She saw her own coqu in the mirror.

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Man: HEY BITCH! LETS HAVE SEX! Damn ugly woman: OKAY! Next day... Man: Damn that was some nice sex, too bad the bitch was damn ugly though, even trough the beer googles... I wonder where she is... "damn ugly woman": woof woof! Bark bark! Moral: Do you see any moral in this immoral piece of shit? (Ps if you are stupid, the bitch was actually a dog... get it?)

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I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

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You're parents must be assholes because baby you're the shit!

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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Young Man: Mom.. oh mom I want you so bad! Mom: I want you so bad too son! (starts ripping of clothes) Young Man: Uh... I want you to make me a sandwich... what is going on? Mom: Uh... never mind... Next day: Mom: Hey I bought you some cartoons... Young Man: Huh? I am too old for carto... HEY! :D what is this? What is this Hentai stuff? OOH! Moral: Hentai, the reason asians are smart and families stick together in Japan... sometimes they literally stick together...

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A couple wanted to try something different in the bedroom, The wife suggests they do it in a 69 position so they get into position but the wife lets one off in the husbands face she apologises and they try again when the wife farts again the husband gets up to leave and says no I don't think I can do this another 67 times!

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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my girlfriend is really insecure about her weight so much so that I'm thinking about detaching the reverse alarm

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Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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