what goes up and down , side to side all the time? a compass get your mind out of the gudder.

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I am sick of pretty girls, I want something sick smelly disgusting, fat or anorexic, with a personality that kills flowers and that makes me vomit... I guess you will have to do for now. :( Moral: At least she was not the perfect match huh? Always look at the bright side of eternal darkness.

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-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

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Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment...

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Guy - Did it hurt? Girl - Giving birth to my triplets? Yes, it was like shitting a walrus.

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Man and woman in bed: Man: You know I am somewhat a deviant right? Woman: Sure but I am drunk so lets just do it.. Man: I AM SO GONNA BANG YOU! (Man throws dynamite at woman) Woman: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU Moral: BANG INDEED... case closed.

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Okay, I lied, the one below actually kinda works, people get impressed, it is quite the accomplishment you know... But since I am gonna get married soon I don't pick up as much as I should anyways. Moral: Man

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Man: I will make the rape on you now woman! Woman: Wow great Borat imitation bravo! Man: Borat who? *draws gun* Moral: Pretty immoral

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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Husband: I will always get breakfast and newspapers in bed AT 5:30 baby, but not wake me when you wake up at 4:30

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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I also got a phd. Awesome in what? Uh wait, is phd and std the same? Wait I mean... Moral: Just leave you dont want to find out the wrong way.

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baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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And then one day God invented man, the worlds third most useless invention. Moral: I cant stop laughing, thank you everybody I actually got top grades in sociology studies for this moral man crap XD

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The invention that gets me around 20 red thumbs averge. Moral: <<<<< Thiz. Its better tto be infamous, than forgotten.

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Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on. Girl: Really? I think you would too.

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Tenth year anniversary Marriage. So what was your name again? Annoying Bitch? Old Hag? I forgot...

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Hello im a thief and I'm here to steal your purse

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