A modified classic, props to the original poster: Man: Ask me out! Woman: Ok, get out! Man: No no, I said ASK me out. Woman: Okay... will you please get out? Man: No but thanks for asking me out, I am so gonna tell your friends how I rejected you asking me out. Moral: When beaten... THERE IS NO BEATING! If negative people can turn everything into a loss, thinking positive call help you turn anything into victory. I mean Hitler murdered millions right? Arent you happy (Jew or not), that it was not you? VICTORY! (if somehow Pyrrhic depending on how you turn on it... But if you wanna turn a gain to a pain, go ahead...)

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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Woman: You've got the body of a god, too bad that it's Buddha... Man: You've got the face of a Princess, too bad that it's Diana.

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I may have never f*cked a 10 before, but I did f*ck five 2's.

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Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: Hell No! Man: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said - You look fat in those pants!

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Hey, are you an angel? Because you smell like you've been dead for a while

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Pointless truth? Man: Hey, there is always a really slutty dressed woman at every bar with a cowboy hat, fake tits and really spread legs, why? Woman: To get ignored. Moral: SUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!

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Excuse me, is your father a gardener? No. Why? Because he keeps leaving all his dry leaves on my sidewalk please tell him to clear it!

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Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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How does a ghost walk through walls? There's normally a door.

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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I like your shirt, it would look better in my pants

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- Hey do you wanna hang out? - I'm 17.

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Whatever I'll just date myself.

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your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

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HONEY! I SEE MEDUSA!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait, it was just you

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You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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I know who you are, and where you live. Can we meet there later?

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You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

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GIRL: I bet you say that to all the girls you meet. MAN: How much you want to bet? No wait, I better not make that bet. (or) MAN: Only half the ones I get this far in conversation with. The other half are a little bit easier to get in bed with.

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I would take a bullet for you. In COD. JK THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILLSTREAKS

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Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

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Man: Hey you look good enough to do Woman: Oh really because so does my 8 foot boyfriend. Man: ... Woman: Do you want me to pick him up from the gym?

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