You look like I could use a drink - SMC Digital

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Me: it smells in here Her: its maybe my perfume! Me: no i let a glorious fart fallowed my an ass crapping on my foot

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... Because it looks like you landed on your face!

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Are you a unicorn cause u sure look horny girl:are u a turtle cause ur really slow ur the 10th guy to hit on me.....in 5 minutes

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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You like my boobies ;) Girl: I said no you disgusting fat bastard! Moral: What fucking kind of MOTHERFUCKING MORAL are you expecting to find here?!?

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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man:hey can you help me look for my dog i lost him in this cheap motel room girl: oh really i didnt know rotten garbage like you actully a had a friend even if it is a pet!

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Man enters a bar... ORIGINALITY FOR THE PEOPLE! Man: Hey, wanna go to my place later? Woman: Ok Ronald McDonald but you gotta take of your costume first and... Man: What costume? I am Michael Ja.. Moral: Stop it right there! Its too early for jokes about uh... Michael J Fox... yeah him yeah... lets keep it that way...

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I lost my Nobel prize, can you help me find it?

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on. Girl: Really? I think you would too.

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

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Hey, are you an angel? Because you smell like you've been dead for a while

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And then one day God invented man, the worlds third most useless invention. Moral: I cant stop laughing, thank you everybody I actually got top grades in sociology studies for this moral man crap XD

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Guy: Hey would you like to dance? Girl: No! Guy: Oh come on! Don't be picky. I wasn't!

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Got milk? Cuz baby, im of it!

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So which of you ladies wants to recieve child support payments from me next year?

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Guy- I would do anything for you. Women- I wouldn't do you for anything!

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