I need a fire extinguisher, because my heart is on fire! If you ever talk to me again, I will need a fire extinguisher because I will set myself on fire.

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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Ever kissed a bunny inbetween the ears? Nope. I'm allergic to them.

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Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

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What do u get when u mix a black a guy and an octopus The best dam cotton pickin machine you'll ever see!

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Man: hey... you seem pretty paralytic and unable to move in that wheelchair ;) Woman: uh oh...well actually I can move a bit... Man: Good because I do not wanna do ALL the thrusting back and forth... Woman: Bu.. but... I... I do not want to... Man: Well if you do not want sex, then just run away... ;) FATALITY... FLAWLESS VICTORY... RAPEALITY!

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Girl: Do you know any good movies? Boy: Snakes on a plane Girl: Whats it about? Boy: It's about Horses.. on a boat.

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Miss excuse me but... Moral: Admitt it fucker, you cant pick up a girl by apolgizing for whatever you are gonna do beforehand. GIMME FIVE! (red thumbs, red is the color of love or something)

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-Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I'd be in prison.

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Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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McDonald's isn't the only thing that is super-sized...

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Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent sounds stupid.

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-Your eyes like diamonds, they give me hope. -Your eyes are like coal, they do nothing for me. Now please go away.

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Guy : Hey, there's a party in my pants. Wanna join? ;] Girl : Can't, I'm allergic to crabs.

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Man: I bet you havent seen a really big dick before ;) ;) Woman: No... but I have seen yours... The man proceeds to stare at the floor and leaves in shame...

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You're gorgeous! Can you smell that? Oh god it's awful!

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You're parents must be assholes because baby you're the shit!

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You're like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

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-Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours? -No.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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-If I could arrange the alphabet, that would be cool.

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What's a good comeback if a guy asked me "Bring me a sandwich"?? -COmeback with the goddamn sandwich

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-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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