Male: You are a Drugs? Female: Why? because your so addicted to me? Male: Nope, You ruined my life!

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*Boy looks at cloth* -Does this smell like chlorophorm?

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

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hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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You seem rapable enough... wanna see some back alleys with me?

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Guy:I invented troll face oh yea! Girl:you gave my daughter nightmares for weeks you b****!(throws drink in face)

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jack sanders

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Can I have your number? -I don't have one.

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It rubs the lotion onto it's skin

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haha

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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Hey gurl, you smell like tape!

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Do you wanna go halves in a bastard?

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-Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours? -No.

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Anti-Pickup Line

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