At a bar: Hello! Moral: Keep the damn lines short! (A moral man original, not to be confused with the exploding bar or whoever put morals in their sstories, feel free to do so though! I mean anyone can see from the quality whose are mine ;)

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Man: Do you want to have sex at my house Women: No

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Hey baby, i like your hair -girl takes off wig

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-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

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If i don't have sex in 30 seconds i'll have to kiss you

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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- OMG, OMG, OMG, Terry finally said he will go out with me! -OMG, When? -February 30th! -Stacey, There is no February 30th.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as my dick.

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imgonna r@pe you

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? We are both religious figures at the head of our places of worship.

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Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

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Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girl: Did it hurt when you were thrust through the ash-filled layers of Hell?

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Nice legs what time do they open

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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-You are so lovely. -DOES NOT COMPUTE...

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will you marry me

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You're too easily offended. I cannot believe you said that.

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Gurl, I'll do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

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Girl: Hey classy older man, wanna get to know me better? Man: Sigh... sorry lady I am the man that played Gandalf in that... shitty lords of something movie... Girl: so what? Man: Sigh... you know.. Gandalf the white and Gandalf the gay...? Girl: Huh? Man: Ever seen the X-men? Girl: Yeah... Man: ONE WORD: FAGNETO! Girl: uh.. okay.. "leaves". Ian McKellen: Sigh... should have come out of the closet sooner...

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- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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Sickman Fraud: Hmm you look remotely alike my mother... Woman: Uh? Sickman Fraud: Yes fucking you should das probably give me some release, die reason to resist me is not necessary, you envy my pingas and I can assign it to you if you put on this ugly wig and yell "bad boy" whilzt I das fukte das rassenhol... Woman: OMG SICK! Moral: The father of modern psychology? Seriously?! I was going for a bachelor in psychology studies, but its just disgusting.

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Man: You like nice guys? ;) Woman: No. Man: *bitchslap* get down on you`re knees and suck me bitch!

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Guy: Hey, cutie! What's your name? Girl: JOHN CENA.

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what goes up and down , side to side all the time? a compass get your mind out of the gudder.

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