Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Yeah sure, ill just go grab my gag and handcuffs. Male: ...

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Are you a Geodude? Cause you're face is rockin'!

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-Wanna go to my place? -Actually, I was gonna ask you the same question. -Really? Where do you live? -In a sexual harassment class.

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Boy: How much does a Polarbear weigh? Girl: How much? Boy: Just as much as me, hi my name is Ahron

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-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm using my hand but thinking of you ;)

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Shorts and pants compilation: Hey you a cheap prostitute or just out of my league? Hey mom I just watched some more hentai today and wonder if you would... Why are you screaming? Its just me naked with a boner! According to hentai its completely natural! I mean I am getting to do you when I turn eighteen right? No? You are a horrible mother! I am so telling dad you wont give it up! Bitch, you like men that beat you up while fucking you? You do? Oh, my! This is like too freaky too me! *runs out girlie screaming* Dad, I watched some other hentai today and, I wonder if you... Moral: *Pants*, there you go.

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Are you cute? Because lets go get taco bell.

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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Were your parents chemists? cuz you look like TEST TUBE BABY :D

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.

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whats your name beautiful? ;) Tony... (silence)

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guy: you're so beautiful, did you fall from heaven? girl: if I was I would be dead by now hun?

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are you on fire?

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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If you and I were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in that hole.

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-Hey, is there a fire extinguisher around here? 'Cause you're smoking hot. -Actually, there IS a fire extinguisher. I was about to slam you in the face with it.

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Man: Wanna come to my place? Woman: Maybe if you take of the ski-mask and black clothing... Man: But then you'll ruin the surprise! :(

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Babe your dad is an terorist because your a real bomb !!!

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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Me 17 years old: Hey, girl, you are hot how old are you? Girl: 14. Me: What but you have enormous... Never mind, uh nice evening huh?... My friend: Big boobs on er huh? I would have hit on her too had it not been for... Me: Shut up... Crap! Moral: That was a crappy day!

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Business Y U No Advertise?

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