A man comes home from his doctor and tells his wife that he only has 12 hours to live so he asks his wife later that night if they can do it one last time she agrees but after an hour the man wakes his wife and says honey in a few hours I will be dead can we do it again please. So they do it again a few hours later the man wakes his wife again and says dearest since I'm going to die soon can we please? to this the wife says look honey tomorrow I have to get up you don't!

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At the library: So girl, how about we find a nice quiet place? Moral: Location, location...

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Roses are red Violets are gold Get on your knees And do what your told

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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Hey baby, let me take you to heaven.

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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MAN: hey babe, do think that mabye someday I and U will be next to each other in the alphebet? WOMAN: well N and O are already, sooo.....

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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I AM FAGNETO! WELCOME TO GAY!

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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Have you met Ted?

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A: Did I see you walking out of that bar or was it an angel? :D B: I'm your mom you pervert.

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Me: Have you ever dreamed, of owning a thousand sparkly gems? Woman: No why? You got some? Me: No, but now but now we can dream together t under the sparkling stars under the sky... Moral: Hey, she said aww... And touched my hand before chatting with her friend... and as I turned my hand... was a piece of paper, with a written number...

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"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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I have a really big..... Bank Account

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?

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BOY: Are you a chicken? GIRL: Why? BOY: Because I'll like you to lay on my eggs all day...

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MALE: We can do this the easy way or the hard way. FEMALE: Excuse me? MALE: Hard way it is *zip* FEMALE: *gurgle gurgle* *scream*

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-Are you Jamaican 'cos jamaican me crazy! -... *stabs*

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can i take a dump in your mouth?

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