guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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he: hey,do you have a phone? she: yeah! why,do you want it? he: no,you should consider selling it and doing a plastic surgery with the money.

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How does a ghost walk through walls? There's normally a door.

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

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Is someone following you? Cuz ive been seeing people behind your back.

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You're like a star in the sky. Nothing but gas.

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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guy: hey baby come join the PEN15 club with mee ;) girl: whats that?? guy: come and i will show you...*goes into the guys restroom with her*....lets go to the restroom and never rest...except you can rest on my PEN15

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

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Her: Guess what? Him: What? Her Yo Mama! Him: Is she that slut i did last night?

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- Hey baby! You make my heart beat. - Oh, well you make my stomach churn.

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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Tenth year anniversary female edition: Love, for each day my love grows stronger for you. Too bad honey, I married a old man and was hoping you would be dead by now. Oh! What a shock! Do you really mean that? Sigh... No, whispers: I was just hoping that would give you a stroke that's all) What was that last thing you said? Nothing "dear" Moral: Cyanide, just mash the seeds of six apples, use a syringe and presto! Dead family!

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Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

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Man: Do you sleep on your stomach? Woman: No... Man: Can I?

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You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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Hey girl, I just fixed your pipes, I got a pipe of my own that needs some fixing if you know what I mean ;) Moral: Pornography is a lie.

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Man: Wanna come to my place? Woman: Maybe if you take of the ski-mask and black clothing... Man: But then you'll ruin the surprise! :(

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"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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