Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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Man: Hi ladies I am back for more if you know what I mean ;) Ladies: Get lost you damn hippie! The seventies are over! Man: Whaaat? I died for your sins you know! Moral: Ever heard of Jesus`s ladyfriends? There, now you see what I mean.

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Male: Did you get your tickes to the barbercue? Female: What barbercue? Male: The barbercue where i put my meat on your face.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?

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I lost my Nobel prize, can you help me find it?

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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you look fap-fap-fap-fabulous

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M. Haven't I seen you some place before? W. That's why I don't go there anymore

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Hey giiiiiiiiiiirl, I'm no Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

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Man: Oh crap I don't have a condom Woman: Don't worry I have one

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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Man: Wanna (censored)? Woman: (Censored) you man!

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-I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. -Aww, because I'm so sweet? -No. Because you're fat as hell.

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I love you more than my jar of fingers.

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Man: Hey is your name Zelda? Woman: Huh? What kind of stupid name is THAT! Man: EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS! Woman: What a dork... Moral: The man did not link with the woman that night... nor ever it seems...

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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GET IN THE VAN!!!

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-You wanna get laid tonight? -You wanna never have sex again?

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- Hey good looking, where've I seen you before? - I'm one of the nurses at the plastic surgery department. Want another visit?

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- I know how to please a woman. - Then please leave me alone.

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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