-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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- Lets get outta here and have some fun - If you got your fathers dick....no

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Losers pick-up sex guide. 1. Create a beautiful environment at home, with candles, romantic music, etc. 2. Buy lube, some sexy female underwear, a couple of sex toys, some erotic magazines to excite you`re partner. 3. Pick-up you`re stuff and masturbate.

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Im gonna rape you..

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? 1000 pounds

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Happy BirthdaySean!

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.

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whats up ho

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guy: can i rape you? girl: No Guy: great that means any sex we have from now on is consensual, thanks

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Girl: Hey classy older man, wanna get to know me better? Man: Sigh... sorry lady I am the man that played Gandalf in that... shitty lords of something movie... Girl: so what? Man: Sigh... you know.. Gandalf the white and Gandalf the gay...? Girl: Huh? Man: Ever seen the X-men? Girl: Yeah... Man: ONE WORD: FAGNETO! Girl: uh.. okay.. "leaves". Ian McKellen: Sigh... should have come out of the closet sooner...

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Hey babe, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Oh really? Because if you were a pokemon, I'd fight you, win and not even bother to capture you.

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did you fall from heaven, cause i forgot my library card.

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-So, you wanna...? -I'm on my period.

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

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Sex?

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

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Hey baby you looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need now is U

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- Did it hurt? - Yes.

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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