At some random bar: Man: I am Duke Nukem! Woman: DISGUSTING! Man: Huh? Moral: Sometimes you have to play the new games to understand the old...

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Did the lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?

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boy: my dick is 10 inches girl: mine's too

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Drunk woman enters what she thinks is a bar... (how original). "man gets close to her" Woman: You men are all dogs! Man: Bark bark! Woman: No need to get cheeky with me asshole! Man: Bark bark... Woman proceeds to pass out and wake up at a kennel... "Mandog": Bark bark. Moral: If you think every man is a dog, then you may just be bark barking the wrong tree... or place... I mean dont expect to find nice men at a dirty bar, and dont expect to find horny jerks at your church reunion. (A moral man original... and I actually like this one!)

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"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "your sister" and "I" together.

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

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Is your father a gardener? -No, why? ..Because I was wondering what a cactus like you doing in a place like this.

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i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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Me noob days again: She: So, you like it here sweetheart? Me: Excuse me, why the hell are you rubbing my leg? She: Would you prefer I rub something else? Me: What the hell am I doing here anyways Duh! Then I sober up at home... And ran towards the shower, its really not that easy to drown yourself to death in a shower is it?

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-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out. -Okay, get out.

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guy: ermm...i like blondes ;) ima blonde too...we r a perfect dumb blonde match!!!! girl: yeah but im the dumb one in this situation. and have u taken a look in the mirror lately?!?! guy: yeah...well...uhh...maybe.........no not really... girl: well first of all you got pimples the size of mars, you have cross-eyes, you nose is bigger than squidwards nose, and let me see ur d!ck...now!!!! guy: oooh getting right to the point!!! i like it *unzips his pants and pulls out his nub* girl: uhh well u aint got no point, it looks like ur point just broke... guy: well midgets cant help it!!!!!!!!! dont judge my falses!!!!!! girl: okayy...besides theres wayyy too much to judge...no point...ur a complete waste of my timee!!!!!!!! now go watch porn and see if it grows a little bigger than his little nub u got.

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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If you were my daughter id still be bathing you

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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- Did you fall from heaven? - No, I dug my way up from Hell.

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Hey... wanna hang out with a guy that thumbs ups his own comments? ;)

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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Hey baby. Do you drive a slug bug on a rainbow? If so, I'll drive.

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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