why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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Business Y U No Advertise?

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Do you have Groupon? *wait for response* Because you look fucking cheap

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Hey girl! Faggot.

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- Do you wanna play the rape game? - NO! - That's the spirit!

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Twinkle winkle little star, cuz my star is what you are... Moral: Heh, that one might actually work if you do it spontaneously and mean it, damn I keep failing at making bad pickuplines, I am so good I cannot fail! I WANT TO FAIL! (Legal disclaimer: Not really I just go hi-wire after... "flirting" yeaaaaaaah lets be subtle now "Moral" Man)

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Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

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Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Guy: Have you ever been surfing? Girl: No; Yes Guy: Wanna surf in my jizz?

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Young Man: Mom.. oh mom I want you so bad! Mom: I want you so bad too son! (starts ripping of clothes) Young Man: Uh... I want you to make me a sandwich... what is going on? Mom: Uh... never mind... Next day: Mom: Hey I bought you some cartoons... Young Man: Huh? I am too old for carto... HEY! :D what is this? What is this Hentai stuff? OOH! Moral: Hentai, the reason asians are smart and families stick together in Japan... sometimes they literally stick together...

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Roses are red, something something, I am just too desperate to concentrate please let me just put it in you.

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Boy-That's a nice outfit. Girl-Thanks!!! Boy- It would look even better scrunched up at the end of my bed.

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What do you do for a living?" "I'm a professional athlete." "Oh really? What sport do you play?" "Golf.

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Golf.

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Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

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-I heard you broke up :). -Yes, cookies to put in my ice cream!

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-Wanna have sex? -No -Damn

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Male: I'd give her one Female: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last person on earth Male: I was rating you out of 10 you ugly bitch

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good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put you and that other girl together.

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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Still a better love story than Twilight

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