If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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Has someone been following you? Cause I've been seeing people behind your back.

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Hitler: Hey Mädchen, du bist Jude? Girl: What? Hitler: Ärmel hochkrempeln, ich brauche deine Nummer.

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Babe your dad is an terorist because your a real bomb !!!

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Hey baby wanna come back to my place? Goo-goo ga-ga

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wanna try out my joystick? (gamer-joke)

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

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-You know I've always had a thing for blondes -thats funny, i've always had a thing for girls

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-Hey, have we met before? -No, because I don't remember ever seeing a face that made me this nauseous.

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Man: (puts on a stern face and mans up) Hey you random hoe, wanna have sex? Woman: Sigh... sure why not... at least you dont play games. Man: WHAT? IT WORKED? IT WORKEEEEED?! OMG truCKINg goD wOooooot wooooooot hell I aM gonna get laid tonight it finally worked yaehaieHeiAHEIHAIEHIAHE Wootowtowot I AM GONNA LOSE MY VIRGI... Woman: never mind, you are too noisy... Moral: Desperation... harder to hide than you think..

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Man: If I ask you to go on a date, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one? Woman: (pause) Rape!

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Man:Are you in college? Woman:Yeah. Berry College. Lots of cows... Man:Well my name is Murad. You know, like, Moo to the radical. Moo, like, cows...

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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Husband: I will always get breakfast and newspapers in bed AT 5:30 baby, but not wake me when you wake up at 4:30

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Him: I'd go through anything for you. Her: The exit's over there.

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Do you know karate... 'Cause I wanna know if you can fight back!

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Hey girl! Faggot.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together. -If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would take 'U' out entirely.

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You stole my heart..... Don't worry, i have three more back home in my freezer.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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Male: Did you get your tickes to the barbercue? Female: What barbercue? Male: The barbercue where i put my meat on your face.

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down

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roses are red violets are blue My dog gives me a bigger orgasm then you

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