Hello little girl would you like some candy, yes? ;-)

your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

"Wow, you look so thin! Are you wearing a girdle?"

-Heyyy there (; -Im lesbian.

Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

Guy: Hey, I think you're really sweet... Girl: Aww, thanks Guy: Is that why you're so fat?

Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

Lol, again I am on a adrenaline... well let me be subtle... GANGBANGING WITH ANAL, PUSSY, TWO GIRLS FIGHTING OVER ONE COCK (Ladies there is enough down there to share)... ...Anyway, it reminds me of when I was 21, and I was like "You know what? Threesomes and that kinda stuff is nice and all, but I am a grown up now and... ...TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs Today I am 32, Married, (Hey my wife is into stuff, so its not cheating if she is the one enjoying while I videotape sometimes okay? (Never on cam, you crazy? You cant sell that shit! Okay I am kidding, the collection is personal) Ps: Seriously girls, one thing is that you smear yourself with my cumshots okay? But Hugging me afterwards? DATS SICK! (Name is Nero, I am not black, I am Hispanic, Latino Sexy... Well, actually when I take a look in the mirror I go, "meh well some guys got the looks"... ...I wont lie though, either my looks dont matter shite, or girls really like it...

A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?

You are almost as beautiful as my mother.

Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: no Guy: Good! Because I have to go take a shit!

Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

SEE WHAT’S UP, DOWN UNDER.

At a huge bar only known as Castlevania... Woman: Get lost loser! Why would I wont pay you "tribute" you pervert! Man: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh.... I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute! Woman: What do you mean? You are totally insane and make no sense at all! Man: Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions.,, Woman: You are quite the nutjob man... Man: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you! Woman: EEEK! Man: But what is this? Did I just attack a woman wearing a cross? Is your last name Belmont? Woman: Yeah So? Is there a problem with my HOLY CROSS! *Man on fire*: WHAT? THIS CANNOT BE! ARGH!!!!!!! Moral: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

You're too easily offended. I cannot believe you said that.

Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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