Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Hey :) Hi Do you like me? :) No :'( You never asked if i loved you... Awhhhh do you love me :) No

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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WOW MY LONGEST EVER COMMENT BELOW GOT A THUMBS UPS WOOT-WO-WO-WOROWOOOT *Partyravelights that confetti crap and... Moral: I dont really give a shit and all...

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Real life: Me at age 17 or something after sex... Me: Thank you! The girl gives me an ugly look left and I never saw her again (whatever she was fugly) Moral: For real guys, never EVER thank a girl for sex!

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? -That depends on the size of the rock. -You don't really get it, do you? -Get what?

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What do you do for a living?" "I'm a professional athlete." "Oh really? What sport do you play?" "Golf.

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Is it true you black men are as hung as a horse? Uh lady, no idea I like ignore their stuff. Yeah but you know, I seen a lot of them and they are huge and look salty an... Woman! Im so outta here! Moral: Now the man is goin! C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

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good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

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Stop Footing Around

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*on Halloween* Male: My name's Dick, and you're a very pretty PUSSY-cat. Female: I'll cut off your penis.

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Roses are red, something something, I am just too desperate to concentrate please let me just put it in you.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it Man: It's ok, it was probably too dirty for me anyways.

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Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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Man: Do you sleep on your stomach? Woman: No... Man: Can I?

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As a man I am afforded greater opportunity then my equally qualified female counterparts. I have made it a life goal use this opportunities for greater good.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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