Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

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Him: What's it like in Hell? Her: Why are you asking me that? Him: Because you're the devil and I know where the f*ck you came from; I can see you're horny.

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At a bar (another real life one): Man: You sort of look like a woman from a certain angle... I am so drunk I can pretend you are a woman all night long! ????: I AM A WOMAN! Man: How can we fix this so you can come home with me? Moral: Becoming unpopular was my goal, but third next to Justin Beiber? Maybe I overdid this a bit...

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you know what rhymes with hug me LET'S HAVE SEX

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free candy....

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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Guy: I got you a gift! Girl: Thanks.. make sure it's not you....

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Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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At a bar (how creative): Man: I bet you look beautiful behind those tits... Woman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN DONKEYHOLE!?!?!?! Man: Uh... well I mean I really cant see your face and... Moral: Silicone tits are nice too... in MODERATION FFS!

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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-Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! -What a shame, it's expired.

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Boy: whats your name? Girl: i dont know, im just s fetus

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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A man comes home from his doctor and tells his wife that he only has 12 hours to live so he asks his wife later that night if they can do it one last time she agrees but after an hour the man wakes his wife and says honey in a few hours I will be dead can we do it again please. So they do it again a few hours later the man wakes his wife again and says dearest since I'm going to die soon can we please? to this the wife says look honey tomorrow I have to get up you don't!

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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Male: You're so beautiful. Female: Well thank you. Male: Yeah, you look just like my Mom.

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Hey baby, do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight. ... Well, you can't score if the player ain't no good.

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Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either

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WOW MY LONGEST EVER COMMENT BELOW GOT A THUMBS UPS WOOT-WO-WO-WOROWOOOT *Partyravelights that confetti crap and... Moral: I dont really give a shit and all...

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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