- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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do you work at subway? 'cause you give me foot long. i'll do you a favour and cut it up

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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*on Halloween* Male: My name's Dick, and you're a very pretty PUSSY-cat. Female: I'll cut off your penis.

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Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

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Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

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(boy gives flowers to a girl) Girl: Are these for me? Boy: Nope, I just want you to hold them for me for a second..

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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roses are red violets are twisted bend over b**** your about to get fisted

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He: pick a number between 1 and 10 Her: 8 He: you lose take your top-off!

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Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other Girl: It's already together dumbass

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Dont talk to me, and I wont talk to you.

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You're hot, I'm ugly. Lets make average babies.

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Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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-Hey comon baby dont be shy give me a little BlowJob -sorry im alergic to peanuts....

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At a bar... sigh... Woman: Hey cutie wanna go home? "Man" hello I am twelve... what is this? Moral: Hello I am eight... what is this?

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Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

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How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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Sigh... No I do not have a van... Just get in the plane!

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Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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