Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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Female=You Son of a B*tch! Male=Hi Mum!

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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-Nice bum where ya from? -Australia, wanna ****?

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Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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I've got candy.

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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Guy: Your eyes are like the stars. Girl: Is it because the way they sparkle? Guy: No because they are really far apart.

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I love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.

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Little guy: I also beat Mike Tyson with my fists! Woman: Meh, from what I heard you beat some nobody named Mr.Dream! Little guy: Damn you Nintendo! Moral: He sure was not a big mac... more like a little ma.. baaaah you wont get it anyways!....

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My dog just died so now you're my only Bitch.

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Guy: are you AT&T because you are raising my bar Girl: Sorry I use Verizon. it has better 4G coverage

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Me: it smells in here Her: its maybe my perfume! Me: no i let a glorious fart fallowed my an ass crapping on my foot

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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MAN: hey babe, do think that mabye someday I and U will be next to each other in the alphebet? WOMAN: well N and O are already, sooo.....

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Hello my name is Pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

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Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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Anti-Pickup Line

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