-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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-Are you an angel? -Yeah...actually I am. I remember you-aren't you the guy that fell out of heaven? So THAT'S why your face is so screwed up.

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Hi girls... whos coming home with me? And please dont reject me because I am a rich man and rejection makes me throw thousand dollar bills at random.

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Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

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(Based on a few real life experiences) Man: Hey girl wanna hang out an.. Girl: OMG IMMA ORGASMIN YES I COME WIT YOU AND WE HAVE WILD SAX IN MAH DERTY PUSSY AND THEN YOU LIKK MY ASS GOOD AND CLEEN! Man: Uh... I think I left my wallet im my pocket... which I think is in my fridge.. at home... gotta go before the house burns down you know... "runs off"

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Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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Man: Hey! Are you into stuff like violence robbery rape cheating orgies machismo torture and pedophilia? ;) ;) Girl: WHAT? NO! Man: Ok me neither so you qualify to come home with me. Girl: Well... that honestly makes you better than most of the lot... why not... so yeah lets go!

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Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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And then it hit me...no really now I'm bleeding

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It that a tsunami in your panties or are you excited to see me.. :)

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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-Want my number? -I already know it. It's 1. -Phone numbers have more then one digit... -Oh, I thought we were referring to your IQ level...my bad.

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Husband: Honey, I heard that when you die, you come back as a different creature! Wife: Really!? I want to come back as a cow!! Husband: You're obviously not listening.

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M. Haven't I seen you some place before? W. That's why I don't go there anymore

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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I love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.

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Guy: Have you ever been surfing? Girl: No; Yes Guy: Wanna surf in my jizz?

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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