- Anti-Pickup Line

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Hey girl, want to meet the guy with the largest dick in town ;)? Wow yeah sure! Yeah that would be like cool rite? Moral: The biggest? looks down pants Meh!

-Did you fall from heaven? Because your an angel -No but did you? Because your face is fucked up!

- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: Hell No! Man: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said - You look fat in those pants!

Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

What did the blond do when the web page she was visiting didn't load? She checked if her wireless access had been somehow cut off and then hit the refresh button and waited for the page to load again.

-I better drive you home, miss. Because you're a woman and you can't drive. Get it?

Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

Don't worry, I love fat birds....why are you crying?

Guy on phone:ok im on my way. Other guy:who was that,your mom? Guy on phone:no yours. (this is not mine ,its from Cyanide en Happines).

Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

i am with stupid l l l \/

Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong

When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment...

-Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! -What a shame, it's expired.

You remind me of America. How so? Because you so fat!

I just killed my wife. What should I do?

I asked my friend who the prettiest girl in here is, and he told me to ask you because you seemed more familiar with everyone here.

Anti-Pickup Line

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

Hey girl, want to meet the guy with the largest dick in town ;)? Wow yeah sure! Yeah that would be like cool rite? Moral: The biggest? *looks down pants* Meh!