roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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Im gonna rape you..

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

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Are you water? Because you are very shallow. Now GTFO.

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When a tractor fell on your face?

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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you actually look alright with the lights on.

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—hey girl, how about you give me your phone number and I'll pay half of your order. —sure *passes a paper and paid for the things. The girl walked away* The boy flips open the paper "911, call my dad and ask for me"

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adam burdass

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Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: Hell No! Man: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said - You look fat in those pants!

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Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

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Boy: can i have your number? Jewish girl *pulls up sleeve*

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Boy: whats your name? Girl: i dont know, im just s fetus

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-Hi Honey I'm home! -I'm not talking to you! -Oh, Okay. -Don't you want to know why? -No, I trust and respect your decision dear

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The holocaust was a disaster, and so are you.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - U and me - Grammer freak

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Do you want to see something swell?

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-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

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