Man at bar: Hey girls... want my banana in your pajamas? ;) ;) ;) Girls: YEAH! Man: "thinks for himself..."... man I never get this reaction from girls.. you are a bunch of skanks and sluts... (leaves the bar) In the end, we are never happy with what we get are we? yeah... this is kinda the moral of this story... (Ps: My banana in your pajamas... I got a girlfriend, but someday Im gonna try that pick up line... hahahaha

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-So, you wanna...? -I'm on my period.

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Guy: what do this pickup line and your face have in common? Girl: what? Guy: they are both poorly constructed.

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- Grab your coat, you've pulled - Okay, Bye!

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Hey girl, I May not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock! ;)

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every dick on the way down?

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Did the lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?

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Man seriously? Free Samsung? And that Fiat, I been wondering how much you want for it, not that i got it but I was considering buying it sometime. Son, I got no idea what brand this piece of shit car is, but the wheels are cool. No really, if you mean it, ill take that Fiat man, man, ill kiss your feet, ill do it, no really I mean Really? I mean really really? Man If you mean it, ill get over there right away, and man, you can have dunno, bad times, hell ANYTHING Okay? But if you are just messing with me, you can go fuck yourself and your phone man!

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You seem rapable enough... wanna see some back alleys with me?

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Girls hate me, they always discuss about how they regret fucking with me over and over again. Moral: Thumb me down, I know ya love me.

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If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

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-Hey babe, if you were homework, I'd do you on my couch, my table, and my bed. -Yeah? You just failed.

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hey,are you a parking ticket? because nobody likes you.

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Pick up lines from the stoneage: Man: RARGH GROG BEAT YOU WITH CLUB! AND MAKE THE LITTLE GROGS WITH YOU! Woman: But I just had one! Aww not this again whatever... Moral: And over time women adjusted to clubs and often end up knocked up when passing out in them, While men that own their own clubs usually end up knocking up a lot more of them... Some things never change...

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Will you marry me? WHO ARE YOU?

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Charmeleon is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

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wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

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-Hey Baby, wanna date? -No thanks, I'm allergic to fruits

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Man: Wanna see the best pick up line ever? Its an ancient secret kept for millions of years! Girl: SURE! Man: It only reveals to the fully drunk though so lets get drinking.. Girl: uh... okay... I guess.. Man: Drunk enough? Girl: Ulp... you betcha weird man! Man: Ok its hidden at my place so lets go! Girl: WOHOO!

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What's worse than walking on a beach? Not walking on a beach.

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Boy: whats your name? Girl: i dont know, im just s fetus

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How do you know where gonna have sex tonight.Im stronger than you.

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Man: Wanna go to my home and have sex? Woman: Well... OK! Man: Wow you are easy!... wait! Where are you going? COME BACK! Moral: They are not easy, they just like a man with balls... and you where obviously not one of them... LAME OVER.

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