- Anti-Pickup Line

whats your name beautiful? ;) Tony... (silence)

-If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. -If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

Boy:Nice hair Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

hey your pretty... pretty ugly!

Shorts and pants compilation: Hey you a cheap prostitute or just out of my league? Hey mom I just watched some more hentai today and wonder if you would... Why are you screaming? Its just me naked with a boner! According to hentai its completely natural! I mean I am getting to do you when I turn eighteen right? No? You are a horrible mother! I am so telling dad you wont give it up! Bitch, you like men that beat you up while fucking you? You do? Oh, my! This is like too freaky too me! runs out girlie screaming Dad, I watched some other hentai today and, I wonder if you... Moral: Pants, there you go.

Hey there little girl there is a party down my pants you want to come? Oh I'm sorry i don't speak Herpes.

-If you are looking at a girl and she says What are you looking at? -I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.

i am with stupid l l l \/

Man at a restaurant (that is out of everything but bar stools and alcoholic drinks): Man: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! Woman: Uh? Oh! Nice tribute to the cheesy Castlevania lines! Man:Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves! Woman: Uh... well with most of you men lacking a spine nowadays... I cant truly disagree with you... Man: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! Woman: Savior? Who do you think I am? But now I am annoyed throws glass that breaks have at you! slaps man Man: HYDRO STORM! Throws a flask of water upwards as it breaks on the floor splashing the woman... Woman: NOW I AM ALL WET! YOU MORON! Dont you know me? Man: Man: M-Maria? Uh... What happened? Shaft: Damn you broke free from your spell! But it is too late! Muahahaha! Castlevania has already become a bar! Richter: Well... that's fine to me, as long as Dracula does not STEAL MEN`S SOULS! Shaft: Relax, he is into business now... Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a businessman such as him! Shaft: Seriously! I invite you both at its VIP lounge and free beer to make up for the past mistakes... Richter: Excellent! But now feel my unbridled wrath!!!!! punches Shaft Shaft: Ouch! So... are we even now? Richter: Considering the free beer... okay... As they arrived Castle Barlevania they both got drunk and played "vampire killer" at the stage all night... Moral: Not much a Anti-Pick up line you say? Not only did Richter make a fool out of himself, but he also got her wet ;)

Hey gurl, you smell like tape!

Male: Get in the van.

- Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? There is no response because she passed out from it and he leaves in order to void suspicion.

wanna go halves on a b*stard?

If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

- I would love to get into your pants... - You can't: I have an asshole in there already.

Drink this!

The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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