- Can I have your number? - Sure. Twelve.

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Girl, you must have fallen from heaven...because you're dead.

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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Are you a dementor? Cause you take my breath away.

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Guy: Theres this girl and Ive been meaning to ask her something... Girl: I bet I know who it is ;D Guy: Oh good. So is your mom available on Friday?

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Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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"My mom won't be home for hours..."

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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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- What's a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

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you actually look alright with the lights on.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I take a shit I think about you bitch *flushes the toilet*

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HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

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(Guy mumbles a bit, then says): You don't know me, but can I get you a drink? Yeah, sure... OK. HAHAHAA!!! Before I asked if you wanted a drink I mumbled "Do you want to have sex"? And you said yes! HAHAHAA!!!

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Male - Your a sight for sore eyes Female - And your a sight that causes sore eyes

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-What's your name sexy? -Taken!

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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violets are blue roses are red you have a mouth start giving me head

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Do you wanna go halves in a bastard?

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