Black dude at bar: HERE COMES THE COLE-TRAIN BABY! WANNA RIDE! Girl: So I assume your name is Cole right? Dude: Uh... actually no but... WAIT! where are you going!

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do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

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Tenth year anniversary female edition: Love, for each day my love grows stronger for you. Too bad honey, I married a old man and was hoping you would be dead by now. Oh! What a shock! Do you really mean that? Sigh... No, whispers: I was just hoping that would give you a stroke that's all) What was that last thing you said? Nothing "dear" Moral: Cyanide, just mash the seeds of six apples, use a syringe and presto! Dead family!

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girl:go away! boy:okay girl:i need space boy:okay just one meter girl: no i"m not kidding boy:i know girl:my mother hate's you boy:i hate her too.! girl:we are now break boy:okay i"m hungry lets eat! girl:you don't understand me boy:no i"m understand you girl:you are philosopher i hate you boy:what? girl:nothing at the end of the story they loved each other

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Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

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He: Will we have sex tonight? She: Yes, only I don't know with who you will.

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Hey girl, I heard you are a lesbian! So which part of lesbia are you from? Moral: Geography is overrated, he got laid.

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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What's worse than walking on a beach? Not walking on a beach.

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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You allergic to semen?

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"My mom won't be home for hours..."

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HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

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Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

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Miss excuse me but... Moral: Admitt it fucker, you cant pick up a girl by apolgizing for whatever you are gonna do beforehand. GIMME FIVE! (red thumbs, red is the color of love or something)

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Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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M: You make me wanna be a terrorist! W: Why? M: I so wanna blow on you right now...

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J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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-Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! -What a shame, it's expired.

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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