- Anti-Pickup Line

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Man: May I have this dance? Woman: Take it, it's all yours [goes away]

the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

Lesbihonest

I want you to come over, so we can go in my room, turn off the lights, go under the covers, and ill show you my glow in the dark watch..just kidding my penis.

You look like a dog... Wana bone?

Man: Do you want to have sex at my house Women: No

I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

You're parents must be assholes because baby you're the shit!

Are you an erection? 'Cause you're growing on me.

If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

How you doin? go away- I have a gun

Hold me pint love i'm going for a dump.

Female Police officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: Boobies.

You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?

Roses are red, something something, I am just too desperate to concentrate please let me just put it in you.

Are you water? Because you are very shallow. Now GTFO.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When a tractor fell on your face?

Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cumming too.

that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

Do you wanna go halves in a bastard?

Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

Anti-Pickup Line

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