I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.-Rodney Dangerfield

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.

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Hey there little girl there is a party down my pants you want to come? Oh I'm sorry i don't speak Herpes.

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I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

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Man seriously? Free Samsung? And that Fiat, I been wondering how much you want for it, not that i got it but I was considering buying it sometime. Son, I got no idea what brand this piece of shit car is, but the wheels are cool. No really, if you mean it, ill take that Fiat man, man, ill kiss your feet, ill do it, no really I mean Really? I mean really really? Man If you mean it, ill get over there right away, and man, you can have dunno, bad times, hell ANYTHING Okay? But if you are just messing with me, you can go fuck yourself and your phone man!

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- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

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Girl, now I want you to be on top! Okay, what position? DOGGY STYLE! Moral: Sickman Fraud, with that name smart people should listen with one eye open, while geniuses keep their eyes and ears shut.

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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-Baby, do you know karate? Your body is kickin'! -I do actually. Would your crotch like a demonstration?

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I walked into the pub last night with a date and said to the barman, "I'll have a pint of Guinness." My date immediately looked at me and said, "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Of course, how rude of me." I said, "I'll have a pint of Guinness PLEASE."

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Man: Your so hot, i think heavens missing an angel Girl: ... Man: ... Girl: ... Girl 2: Sophie turn your hearing aid on Man: oooh.

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I may have never f*cked a 10 before, but I did f*ck five 2's.

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That King that said: Kill all male babies... Lets say he was a teenager? Moral: Excellent job son, but you see, sharing is caring, have a victory drink!... Thing is... I don't care... rest well...For eternity... Hughman Heffer... The seed has been sown... you got nothing on me...

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Man: Hey lady, wanna come home with me? Woman: A man like you :D would ask a woman like me? I... I cannot believe it... sniff... excuse me this is so beautiful... ;D I want to of course of course I want to... Man: Want to? Woman: Tell you to go screw yourself moron! Man: But you said beautiful as you looked into my eyes and seemed so happy... Woman: Yes I was looking at my reflection in your eyes to avoid having to look at your disgustingly ugly face! REJECTED like a SONIC BOOM! (now that one was for the non lesb... I mean non drunk women, see? I am quite equal, even to the weaker, yet hot gender)

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You like peanuts? Cause I like penis.

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Man: Hi ladies I am back for more if you know what I mean ;) Ladies: Get lost you damn hippie! The seventies are over! Man: Whaaat? I died for your sins you know! Moral: Ever heard of Jesus`s ladyfriends? There, now you see what I mean.

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Eat me, I'm organic!

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- hey ;) - hey, yourself. - if i wanted my comeback, i would've wiped it off your mom's face.

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WOW MY LONGEST EVER COMMENT BELOW GOT A THUMBS UPS WOOT-WO-WO-WOROWOOOT *Partyravelights that confetti crap and... Moral: I dont really give a shit and all...

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Hi there, stand still, hmm, hmm... Well, your tits are firm, lets feel up ya pussy too huh? Then your... other thingie... Why you runnin? Moral: Believe in stuff!

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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Did it hurt when you burst through the concrete emerging from hell? Yes, yes it did.

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- You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -No, your mind is so small I can't even take a step in it!

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