I know who you are, and where you live. Can we meet there later?

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You are the personification of beauty. ,..Wanna Shag?

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

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Do you why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

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Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Woman: Did it hurt when they kicked-- *sound of gun clicking* Woman: Thanks!

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The anti pickup line hard to believe: Woman: Me so hony! Me wan lose virginity to you! I make free love for hours! Man: Wow, are you that popular Asian supermodel known for her enormous tits? I heard you really are virgin! Damn I am single and all but I kinda promised my ex girlfriend I would help her get back together with the guy she cheated on me with. Woman: But me so hony! I wait for u for many many long time! But I wait for u only for a month is looong time! Man: Eh, I kinda promised I would fix her washing machine too, and then I have to cut her grandmothers toenails and... Anyways sorry I cant this month :( Moral: Yeah like that is ever going to happen! (then again I tend to expect too much)

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Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Hey ladies ;) I like to post lots of anti-pickuplines! ;) Girls: WOW! I WANNA JOIN YOU HOME! ME TOO ME TOO! The anti-part: This will never happen in real life.

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Charmeleon is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

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Hey girl, I just fixed your pipes, I got a pipe of my own that needs some fixing if you know what I mean ;) Moral: Pornography is a lie.

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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Guy : Hey, there's a party in my pants. Wanna join? ;] Girl : Can't, I'm allergic to crabs.

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhyming get in the van.

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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised.

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Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

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Tenth year anniversary Marriage. So what was your name again? Annoying Bitch? Old Hag? I forgot...

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Her: Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number Him: Tibet you are. But I'm not Russian into anything, sorry.

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