-I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. -Aww, because I'm so sweet? -No. Because you're fat as hell.

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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Boy: whats your name? Girl: i dont know, im just s fetus

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After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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-Hey, baby, What's your sign? -Stop.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van

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jack sanders

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You are the personification of beauty. ,..Wanna Shag?

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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If your happy and you know it clap your hands!! What if I lost my hands in Nam while I was singing this song and a plane killed my friend causing me to ct off both of my hands?

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do you work at subway? 'cause you give me foot long. i'll do you a favour and cut it up

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Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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Hey, Are You From Tennessee, Because Your License Plate Says Tennessee.

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-How did you get to be so beautiful? -I must’ve been given your share.

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Man - Hey hun.. .Can I kiss the most beautiful girl on the whole party? ;) Wowan - Hell no. Man - Ah, I see... And what about you? Can I?

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You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

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my girlfriend is really insecure about her weight so much so that I'm thinking about detaching the reverse alarm

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you ascended from the depths of hell and broke through the earth's crust?

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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Me: Have you ever dreamed, of owning a thousand sparkly gems? Woman: No why? You got some? Me: No, but now but now we can dream together t under the sparkling stars under the sky... Moral: Hey, she said aww... And touched my hand before chatting with her friend... and as I turned my hand... was a piece of paper, with a written number...

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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