Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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The invention that gets me around 20 red thumbs averge. Moral: <<<<< Thiz. Its better tto be infamous, than forgotten.

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hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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Man: I can control all women in the world! Guys: WOOOOT YEAH! Me: I can control all men! Guys: Huh?? Man: What the fuck is that good for you like guys or something? Wait hey let go of me! Moral: And off the endless cliff you all go MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Ladies, it seems it is up to us to repopulate this world, not sure if we can make it, but I shall do my best, but since I am just one, you better do all the moving, so I can conserve my energy.

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Have you met Ted?

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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Male: I have a large penis female: so do i.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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Man:Yeah, hey yo I'm feelin' like Ray Charles I got my shades on, I don't know where they are You couldn't find me even if you had a radar And I spit rapidly AKAR! Woman: OK ok so you claim to be Ray Charles and all, not that you look like him nor have the same voice... but tell me, how the hell did Ray Charles himself manage to get himself stuck in the ladies sauna room eh? Man: To catch the sight of them boobies! I mean... uh... I do not know young lady, I must feel my way out of here, I hmm... no, this is too soft and round to be a doorknob, and this one is too big and round... hmm... maybe if I try lower I will... oh excuse the pole its my walking stick which I keep in my pants...

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Can I go to your house and play with your Jigglypuff?

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you burst through the asphalt, emerging from the depths of hell.

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-I think you're the best looking girl in here. -Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

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- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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i am with stupid l l l \/

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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