Man: Are you from heaven? Man: Cause ive got an erection

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- I can make your wildest dreams come true. - I know. I had this nightmare some creep wouldn't leave me alone...

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A long time ago I had a vision of someone like you. I was in a psych ward, wearing a straight jacket. Would you like some blended cheese?

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Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

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boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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If i don't have sex in 30 seconds i'll have to kiss you

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Hey baby! If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me? - [ It's unknown who originally said this. Maybe it was some rowdy guy in a 1970s disco].

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I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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Every kiss begins with K. Except for ugly, that begins with U.

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Husband: I will always get breakfast and newspapers in bed AT 5:30 baby, but not wake me when you wake up at 4:30

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Hey babe, are your parents arseholes? Because your the shit.

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does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

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Hey, you want a ride?

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He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

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Hey ladies ;) I like to post lots of anti-pickuplines! ;) Girls: WOW! I WANNA JOIN YOU HOME! ME TOO ME TOO! The anti-part: This will never happen in real life.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Black dude at bar: HERE COMES THE COLE-TRAIN BABY! WANNA RIDE! Girl: So I assume your name is Cole right? Dude: Uh... actually no but... WAIT! where are you going!

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Hey girl, you must have fallen from heaven, because you're so old you should have died already and so ugly that they must have kicked you out as soon as you got there.

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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