Handsome rich looking man: I would like to take you somewhere nice, maybe watch a movie at the cinema, then we could go to my place and have a romantic dinner.. finally... Girl: YES YES! Man: as I was saying... Finally I can make sweet love with your dog...if its fine by you... Girl: wtf?

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you in between F and CK.

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back becausemfalling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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- Ma'm, do you have a cigarette? - I don't really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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Guy: (Walks up to girl) "I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts". Girl: "Well that's to bad because you can't have sex with my personality". (Then walks away)

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Hey, you look like a hooker I fondled in Las Vegas

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-So, you wanna...? -I'm on my period.

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Him - Would you like to dance? Her - NO! Him - I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants."

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Are those space pants? Because no one is going to hear you scream later.

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I hope you're not a vegetarian.... because my dick is made of meat.

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Glass Basketball

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Hey, nice shoes. Where did you buy them ? My girlfriend wants shoes like that.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "your sister" and "I" together.

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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I would take a bullet for you. In COD. JK THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILLSTREAKS

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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Guy: Hey would you like to dance? Girl: No! Guy: Oh come on! Don't be picky. I wasn't!

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Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. (;

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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Guy: Theres this girl and Ive been meaning to ask her something... Girl: I bet I know who it is ;D Guy: Oh good. So is your mom available on Friday?

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How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

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ur so hot, i'd let u put ur vagina inside of me

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on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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