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hey baby i just came in my pants

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Yeah... you'll have to do.

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Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

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Me. Would you like me to get you a ring for valentines day? Girlfriend: Nothing would make me happier! So I got her nothing...

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Hey girl, want to meet the guy with the largest dick in town ;)? Wow yeah sure! Yeah that would be like cool rite? Moral: The biggest? *looks down pants* Meh!

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-Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? -Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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Are you an angel? ... cause I have an erection!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "your sister" and "I" together.

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if i see you naked i'll die happy Well if i see you naked i'l die instandly

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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Hello, it's nice to meet you.

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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"You'll do."

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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Ay Girl. Can I get yo digletts?

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Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

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-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

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- Haven't we met before? - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

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Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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- Your body is like a temple. - Sorry, there are no services today.

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