- if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U next to Y, just why

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as my dick.

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Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

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- If you were a booger I'd pick you first - If you were a booger I'd throw you away...

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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In the USA: Man: Hello, I am half Iraq and half Afghanistan, my name is Osama Bin Allah! Girl: Oh... Uh em... I do not mind you nor anything but, you are like uh... civilized and stuff right? Just asking! Man: Of course miss, so how many camels to get into your pussy? Girl: OMG! Man: WAIT YOU MISHEAR ME! I SAY HOW MANY CARAMELS TO GET INTO YOUR... never mind... Moral: USA discovers they do not have nuclear weapons and then gives them nuclear reactors?

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Whatever I'll just date myself.

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Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. *unzips pants*

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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Why did the small girl run away? She saw her own coqu in the mirror.

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Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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There must be an angel missing from Heaven, because I've got it tied up in my basement. (It keeps saying something about a fancy dress party, but I'm not falling for that one again; that's how Batman escaped.)

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You seem rapable enough... wanna see some back alleys with me?

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I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

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How much does a whales weigh? How much? Just enough to make you look skinny.

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-My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in...

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It rubs the lotion onto it's skin

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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In the USA: Man: Hello, I am half Iraq and half Afghanistan, my name is Osama Bin Allah! Girl: Oh... Uh em... I do not mind you nor anything but, you are like uh... civilized and stuff right? Just asking! Man: Of course miss, so how many camels to get into your pussy? Girl: OMG! Man: WAIT YOU MISHEAR ME! I SAY HOW MANY CARAMELS TO GET INTO YOUR... never mind... Moral: Seriously just give up, this must be the worst "pickupline" ever

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Me: Hey lady, you are so fucking hot I want to... Lady: FUCK ME PLEASE ME SO HORNY! Moral: One can always dream... *yawn* Zzzzzzzmooth...

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Hello children! :D

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Sigh... No I do not have a van... Just get in the plane!

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