-I wish i were DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes. -You're a loser

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good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

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Guy for a girl with a dog: -Does the dog have a cell phone? -Why? is your mom in heat?

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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Hey baby, you make me wanna get a job.

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rohypnol. rape drug

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hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

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Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

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-Are you an angel? -Yeah...actually I am. I remember you-aren't you the guy that fell out of heaven? So THAT'S why your face is so screwed up.

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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Girl: You look so happy, I am glad this is working out. Freud: Maaaaan I was just thinking about fucking my mom! Moral: Sickman Fraud.

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imgonna r@pe you

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- Your body is like a temple. - Sorry, there are no services today.

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Him: I've got something that will fill you up. Her: Sorry, I'm looking for a meal, not an appetizer.

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Online Desperate Asians.com Man: Wow you are a cute asian girl! Where are you from? Girl: Thanks my name Aoi is I am from Japan, you look like nice older man! Man: Japan? Awesome! Remember when we nuked the hell out of your country? Happy days! SLAP A JAP! *Connection discontinued* Man: Eh really sorry, I just get nervous when I meet girls especially the cutest ones... Man: hello?

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Drunk woman enters what she thinks is a bar... (how original). "man gets close to her" Woman: You men are all dogs! Man: Bark bark! Woman: No need to get cheeky with me asshole! Man: Bark bark... Woman proceeds to pass out and wake up at a kennel... "Mandog": Bark bark. Moral: If you think every man is a dog, then you may just be bark barking the wrong tree... or place... I mean dont expect to find nice men at a dirty bar, and dont expect to find horny jerks at your church reunion. (A moral man original... and I actually like this one!)

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"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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