Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness.

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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- Hey, what do you do for a living? - Female impersonator

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-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood

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- Can I have your number? - Sure. Twelve.

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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Man: HEY BITCH! LETS HAVE SEX! Damn ugly woman: OKAY! Next day... Man: Damn that was some nice sex, too bad the bitch was damn ugly though, even trough the beer googles... I wonder where she is... "damn ugly woman": woof woof! Bark bark! Moral: Do you see any moral in this immoral piece of shit? (Ps if you are stupid, the bitch was actually a dog... get it?)

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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I hate you already.

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Hey girl, I just fixed your pipes, I got a pipe of my own that needs some fixing if you know what I mean ;) Moral: Pornography is a lie.

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Im the demanding customer, your Dominos Pizza, I will make you Cum in 30 minutes or less.

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Male: Hey babe! Wanna come to my house for a party? Female: Sorry! Don't have my herpes shot!

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Superman enters a bar: Superman: Ladies... who wants to try out my newly developed "super orgasmi-power"? Women: Did you not die? Superman: Uh no... it was just a uh... healing coma... *All the women fall into a "healing coma* Superman: *scratches head* Well... I kinda asked for this... Moral:*Healing coma*

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Hey, i looked up the word beauty in the thesaurus and your name was mentioned there. ..... in the antonyms

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Yeah... you'll have to do.

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Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you

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Guy: Do you have a mirror in your pocket... Girl: Why? Because you can see yourself in my pants, I've heard that before. Guy: No, I want to check how I look before I go over and talk to your sister.

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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Criminals are even more smarter these days My wife woke me up in the middle of the night and said that there were burglars downstairs so I went quietly looking for them when I realised I'm not married

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Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you." Boy: "I'm gay."

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- Lets get outta here and have some fun - If you got your fathers dick....no

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Wanna have sex?

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