I know who you are, and where you live. Can we meet there later?

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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I'm jealous of every girl that hugs you, Because for that one second she held my entire world.

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every dick on the way down?

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HI, DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME DOCTOR RABBIT THE HYMEN DESTROYER? Nero the clit collector: Actually this works pretty good, just wear a random rabbit costume, cut a hole where your CAWCK is, and make sure they are girls under twelve or below (because it kinda loses its meaning with little boys but fuck it anyways, yeah fuck it! FUCK IT TO THE LIMIT!) I work at a daycare center: Because I care.

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- I think i lost my number, can i have yours? - I think i lost my number too.

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If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

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Guy: Your eyes are like the stars. Girl: Is it because the way they sparkle? Guy: No because they are really far apart.

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

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Man: Are you from heaven? Man: Cause ive got an erection

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Man: Hey sexy girl there... Whats your name? Cena: I am John Cena! I can rap because you can eat.. uh crap... wait I need some allsholes to write some rad lyrics for me here...

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Violets are blue. Roses are red. Your window was open. I'm under your bed.

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Excuse me, is your father a gardener? No. Why? Because he keeps leaving all his dry leaves on my sidewalk please tell him to clear it!

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He: You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She: You are so handsome when you keep your mouth shut.

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In a loud bar: Man: Do you enjoy gRape? Woman: HOW DARE YOU YOU PERVERT! Man: Uh... how about raisins then... Woman: Err... can you repeat that first question again... Moral: I would but I would have to bypass the censorship somehow...

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I take a shit I think about you bitch *flushes the toilet*

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man:hey can you help me look for my dog i lost him in this cheap motel room girl: oh really i didnt know rotten garbage like you actully a had a friend even if it is a pet!

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fancy going halves on a bastard?

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