Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

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- Hey, what do you do for a living? - Female impersonator

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sound of zipper

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whats it like being the only beautiful girl in the world? Whats it like having the smallest dick in the world?

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-I'll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words. -Clean my house.

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Boy: Hey girl, do you wanna play hard to get? Girl: No. Boy: That's the spirit!

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You're like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

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-I heard you broke up :). -Yes, cookies to put in my ice cream!

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Man- According to my magic watch you're not wearing any underwear. Woman- Yes, I am! Man- Damn! I guess my watch is 15 minutes fast.

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Mario: Ey princess, wanna make the sexy time eh? Princess: With a fat Italian plumber? HELL NO! Bowser: MWAHAHAHA I AM SO GONNA RAPE YOU WITH MY SPINY DICK! Princess: HELP HELP MARIO I WILL DO ANYTHING JUST SAVE ME! NO BOWSER PLEASE DO NOT PUT IT IN THERE! ITS TOO TIGH... Shigeru Miyamoto: So this is how I wanted to make the Super Mario series... sexy eh? Girl: DISGUSTING! Shigeru Miyamoto: Well what do you think about the idea with Monkey Dong and the other girl tha...HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

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Male: It's super hard and long. Female: I have always been under the impression that the GED is relatively simple.

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Man: Hello there my name is... Woman: I wish you where water... Man: So you can swallow me? Hey not so fast baby! I dont like em fast. Woman: You did not let me finish! Man: Whatever, gotta go... Moral: Girls... women... you may be mysterious, but unlocking your secrets is my favorite pastime... I CHARRENGE YOU!... Then again I never liked women throwing themselves at me without me saying a word (not that it happens very often)¨ Ps: I see some other people have started to add "morals" to their stories, without success sadly, keep going kids, and people will always of course know who the real "Moral man is" because of the cheap nature of my fantastically silly and "dragged out of the ass" nature of my morals...

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Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

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Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

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Guy: You must put sugar in your cereal every morning... Girl: Why cause I am so sweet :) Guy: No because you haven't been able to see your toes in at least 20 years...

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he dropped his hamster in the garbage disposal

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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Did it hurt? When I fell from Heaven? NO! WHen you were shot up from hell for stealing my pick up line!!!

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Did you just fart? 'cos you blew me away

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A guy asks a girl in the bar if he can buy her a drink she denies saying that alcohol is bad for her legs the guy asks why do they swell? No. they spread.

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Hitler: Hey Mädchen, du bist Jude? Girl: What? Hitler: Ärmel hochkrempeln, ich brauche deine Nummer.

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