The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

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Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you." Boy: "I'm gay."

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sex me.

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My dog just died so now you're my only Bitch.

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Okay, now one where I actually succeeded okay? I know this is not like "goodpickuplines.com nor anything but hey... She: I used to have the nicest goldfish. Me: I got one myself. She: Really? Is it at your place? Me: Duh! She: Lol can we go see it? Me: Sure!... Oh wait... Oh, it died last week :( She: Can we like you know... still go see it? ;) *That sound you get when you score a billion billions on an arcade machine*

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Man: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the MoralmanBitch! *Throws couch at woman* WHOAAAAAAAAAARGH!* Woman: *dead* Man:Hey wake up bitch! HEY! I said wake up or ill have my way with you!... Moral got jugs! Moral: Works every time

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*is your name angel cuz that's all i see? *is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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haha

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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Guy: I lost my phone number, Can I have yours? Girl: Your phone service would help you get a new one.

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who wants to play EPAR

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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Man: (in indian accent) HELLO I AM VERY RICH INDIAN MAN, I HAVE COLLECTION OF EXPENSIVE CARS AND LIMOS, I TAKE LADY HOME AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HER, THEN GIVE HER LOTSA JEWELS AND MONEY! Woman: Cool ill come home with you. Man: Uh... can you lend me money for the bus?

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It rubs the lotion onto it's skin

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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Hey girl! Faggot.

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-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood

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You're so hot, you should wear a burkha over your face.

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Me: it smells in here Her: its maybe my perfume! Me: no i let a glorious fart fallowed my an ass crapping on my foot

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cockface

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Man: "Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face"

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