Pickup Line Responses - Anti-Pickup Line

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

+71

lumpy gravy
+61

To bad N and O are already together
+57

april may
+45

Ajay..
+41

I'd put my cock in your mouth,
+41

to see a 6 year old joke/comment look below
+39

my response - oh please do F Me
+19

dick with tea

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

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