Pickup Line Responses - Anti-Pickup Line

Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other Girl: It's already together dumbass

+32

Girl: It's already together dumbass, just like G,T, and H (Go To Hell)
+28

That is not always true, but it is for Qwerty/Dvorak keyboards.
+24

Thumbs up if you just looked at your keyboard
+16

Boy: You did already ? That is sweet you knew we would meet today.

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Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other Girl: It's already together dumbass

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