- Anti-Pickup Line

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-You know I've always had a thing for blondes -thats funny, i've always had a thing for girls

Guy: (any sexual pick up line) Girl: I'm sorry but I don't think there is enough room in my pants for two assholes.

What happend to the blue duck that had purple and pink stars on it ? Nothing happend to the blue dick that had purple and pink stars on it Wait A second...

Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Golf.

Hi, I've taken like 8 dumps today... Wanna dance?

you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

hey,are you a parking ticket? because nobody likes you.

I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

You know, you can't spell "stud" without STD and U

why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

- I think i lost my number, can i have yours? - I think i lost my number too.

Do you wanna be a pirate ship? Because there can be tons of seamen inside of you.

"I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

Hey nice shoes....Wanna F***?

I have a gun.

I'm a black belt at pretty much everything, Karate, Larate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kickpunching, Beltmaking, Taekwondo.........bedroom...|:D ~Rick, the Adventure Sphere

You look exactly like my sister.

Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

"My mom won't be home for hours..."

Anti-Pickup Line

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