- Anti-Pickup Line

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Hey baby you looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need now is U

If your happy and you know it clap your hands!! What if I lost my hands in Nam while I was singing this song and a plane killed my friend causing me to ct off both of my hands?

Him: What's it like in Hell? Her: Why are you asking me that? Him: Because you're the devil and I know where the f*ck you came from; I can see you're horny.

How you doin? go away- I have a gun

Do u remember me from middle school? I could never forget you

-Hey, is there a fire extinguisher around here? 'Cause you're smoking hot. -Actually, there IS a fire extinguisher. I was about to slam you in the face with it.

You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

It rubs the lotion onto it's skin

In a loud bar: Man: Do you enjoy gRape? Woman: HOW DARE YOU YOU PERVERT! Man: Uh... how about raisins then... Woman: Err... can you repeat that first question again... Moral: I would but I would have to bypass the censorship somehow...

Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cumming too.

Hey baby. Do you drive a slug bug on a rainbow? If so, I'll drive.

Guy:I invented troll face oh yea! Girl:you gave my daughter nightmares for weeks you b****!(throws drink in face)

The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

Stop Footing Around

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born beautiful, But what the hell happened to you!

If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

Man: GET IN THE VAN! Woman: NO! Man: Well... How about the Limo? Its got beverages and caviar and... Woman: OOH :D Moral: Always go for the limo first,

jack sanders

Anti-Pickup Line

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