- Anti-Pickup Line

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Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

Heard at a bra: Hi I am Moral man, the third most infamous guy at a list where Beiber is first. Girl: OMG I MUST HAVE YOU! Moral: ooooh... ANTI Joke duh... I thought this was great pickup lines!

I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

Male: Get in the van.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

sex me.

girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

Im gonna rape you..

Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

fancy going halves on a bastard?

-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. -Nah, i already like it the way it is, with N and O beside each other

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