If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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Hey this is crazy and I just met you so here's the kitchen a sandwich maybe?

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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Yeah... you'll have to do.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't.

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I'm a black belt at pretty much everything, Karate, Larate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kickpunching, Beltmaking, Taekwondo.........bedroom...|:D ~Rick, the Adventure Sphere

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Im the demanding customer, your Dominos Pizza, I will make you Cum in 30 minutes or less.

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my dick is 2 inches

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- Is it hot in here, or is it just the broken A/C unit?

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You look exactly like my sister.

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Boy-That's a nice outfit. Girl-Thanks!!! Boy- It would look even better scrunched up at the end of my bed.

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Hey babe, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Oh really? Because if you were a pokemon, I'd fight you, win and not even bother to capture you.

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knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

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The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Guy:When I drugged you, then dragged you all the way to my place and banged the hell out of your ass? I also managed to get my entire fist in and out of your ass several times. Moral: Wanna go out with me?

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You look like I could use a drink - SMC Digital

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-Hi how are y... -just a minute, I need to drop a shit, be back in a sec.

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"My mom won't be home for hours..."

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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Man: Wow you are my cousin? Damn girl you are hot! I mean nothing wrong you know, I was just wondering if you wanna get a innocent cup of coffee Woman: Uh, thanks, but I have never met you... Man: Not my cousin? Bah, what a turnoff im outta here... Moral: Yeah moral... Pffft! You will have an easier time finding Waldo here.

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can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

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