A guy asks a girl in the bar if he can buy her a drink she denies saying that alcohol is bad for her legs the guy asks why do they swell? No. they spread.

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(this is only funny if ur a guy!) you go to a party im a man you get a drink im a man you laugh with friends im a man u see a hot chick im a man you invite her over to ur place im a man you go up in the bedroom im a man you go to pull her pants off im a man and she says... im a man!

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-I love you.

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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You look like I could use a drink - SMC Digital

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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MAN: hey babe, do think that mabye someday I and U will be next to each other in the alphebet? WOMAN: well N and O are already, sooo.....

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You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

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Guy: So how about that Tom Cruise??? Guy: ... I'm in the wrong type of bar...

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put you and that other girl together.

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Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

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him: your like the sun in the morning. her: that so sweet! him: Your very big and i can even stare at you for more then 2 secondes.

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Low confidence edition: Woman: Hi there cutie, you new here? Guy: Lady, believe me I am out of your league. Woman: You look really nice and I was wondering if... Guy: No really, believe me, I am boring and a virgin, but my mom says I am nice, but pfft no, just stop wasting your time and giving me false allusions please... Moral: Someone kill that faggot!

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Woman enters gynecologist office: Man: YO I am the vaginator! Woman: Vaginator? Man: You know, the guy that is gonna fu.. I mean study your pussy with the long hard spear and see if your juices are okay and stuff... Woman: HuuuuuuuH? Moral: Writing this makes me understand why some women dont exactly enjoy a trip to the "Vaginator" so I forgot the moral and the point... my sympaties though...

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Did it hurt when you burst through the concrete emerging from hell? Yes, yes it did.

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Man: You like nice guys? ;) Woman: No. Man: *bitchslap* get down on you`re knees and suck me bitch!

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M - wanna have some fun? F - No! M - 0k, i have no choice but to rape you!

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Hey can I have your number? No.

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-What's your favorite color? -bl... -mine too! Let's f***

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-Do you like me? -No

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Eyh! its me Black Metal, I seriously cant pay you right now son! Sorry if this comes late this page do not work for shit, (I bet thats why you pick this page you egomaniac son, If you was not full of em charisma id never do this alright?) Okay Overlord, I got your message, hell you know my sister loves you crazy crazy man, why the hell would I try to "hold her away" I mean fuck its banging, so yeah thumbs ups man High five for my sister, its you know, she was super shy before you showed up, now she cant do gym anymore (haha man you so hardcore) but she has lots of friends and you know... So am I absolved now Overlord Black Metal? Moral: Because this guy made me put this, man, you making me feel like a total bitch, good play son!

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You're so beautiful you could be a tree... Or a high class prostitute

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