- Anti-Pickup Line

I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

Online Desperate Asians.com Man: Wow you are a cute asian girl! Where are you from? Girl: Thanks my name Aoi is I am from Japan, you look like nice older man! Man: Japan? Awesome! Remember when we nuked the hell out of your country? Happy days! SLAP A JAP! Connection discontinued Man: Eh really sorry, I just get nervous when I meet girls especially the cutest ones... Man: hello?

Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

Me 17 years old: Hey, girl, you are hot how old are you? Girl: 14. Me: What but you have enormous... Never mind, uh nice evening huh?... My friend: Big boobs on er huh? I would have hit on her too had it not been for... Me: Shut up... Crap! Moral: That was a crappy day!

Man: Do you want to have sex at my house Women: No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement."

Guy: Can I have your number ? Girl: We are six.

why can't a black person play baseball because the steal bases

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

Have you heard of that new movie "Other People"? Cuz thats what i wanna see.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhyming get in the van.

i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

Real life number XX: Girl: I will only sleep with you if you bring along your hot friend over there. Me: Uh, like a threesome with a guy? Uh... Maybe let me think about it... At nighttime: Me: Hey Tobias, she said yes about screwing with me if you join in, but I swear I will kick your ass if you touch me! Tobias: Like if I touch you sexually? Me: Yeah! duh! Tobias: WHY?! Not even like a little? Moral: Not as much a anti-joke as the weirdest thing I ever experienced...

M: Hey whats up? W: My Dick!

Business Y U No Advertise?

Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

So I caught my sister masturbating the other day, it was like lol hahaha you filthy bitch! Then she was like DONT TELL ANYBODY PLEASE I WILL BUY YOU THOSE BOXING GLOVES YOU WANTED SO MUCH! PLEASE! And I was like, NUHUUUH! The bed is full of piss and I totally got this on my cellphone, so you gonna pull up your panti... Oh you still looking for them LOL! Yeah, that was the subject I brought up at a bar... Sober, unless Redbull counts as drunk... Anti Pickupline as FUCK! Players Dont Use RedBull -Richard Nixon or whatever.

Mom im sixteen and after watching some japanese cartoons and dads gone, I wonder if I can... Son please put your pants back on! But mom! Im the man in the house now, so I invited my friends so you and I can have a stamina sex contest and... Moral: If she does not tell you to put up your pants... Well, you are the man in the house son ;)

If i don't have sex in 30 seconds i'll have to kiss you

I like your shirt, it would look better in my pants

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