hey did you fall from heaven? because my car is all smashed up.

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By reason or by Strength, moral man has a serious side too, and I prevail. Moral: Threats... anyone in my unit threatening another would simply be thrown in jail for a couple of weeks, then kicked out, and using military equipment to threaten, trace and murder people is highly illegal. Asshole, troll or not, I will use my right and reason to have you removed permanently from the horsehead network if you persist.

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Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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I like your eyes. My eyes don't like you.

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"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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So I caught my sister masturbating the other day, it was like lol hahaha you filthy bitch! Then she was like DONT TELL ANYBODY PLEASE I WILL BUY YOU THOSE BOXING GLOVES YOU WANTED SO MUCH! PLEASE! And I was like, NUHUUUH! The bed is full of piss and I totally got this on my cellphone, so you gonna pull up your panti... Oh you still looking for them LOL! Yeah, that was the subject I brought up at a bar... Sober, unless Redbull counts as drunk... Anti Pickupline as FUCK! Players Dont Use RedBull -Richard Nixon or whatever.

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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Girl, do you believe in love by first sight? Uh maybe... Okay, let me see if those titties of you are real or wonderbra or silicone or whatever... Moral: You are fantastic, you know who you remind me of? Myself ;)

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Can I have this dance? Sure just give me a minute to load my gun

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-Can I have your number? -Can my boyfriend punch you in the face?

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Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either

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Boy: whats your name? Girl: i dont know, im just s fetus

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Every kiss begins with K. Except for ugly, that begins with U.

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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Guy- I would do anything for you. Women- I wouldn't do you for anything!

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At a bar... sigh... Woman: Hey cutie wanna go home? "Man" hello I am twelve... what is this? Moral: Hello I am eight... what is this?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Girl: Wanna see my dick? Man: WHAT? Moral: This actually started out as me just mixing up the girl and guy part...

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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