Sigh... No I do not have a van... Just get in the plane!

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my love for you is like diarrhea. i can never hold it in

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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She - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? becuase your-- He - I did not fall from heaven, you ignorant little twat.

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Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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He: Did it hurt? She: When I fell from heaven? heard it before... He: No, when you fell from the ugly tree!

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Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

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Man: Hello there! I am a gynecologist, may I study your vagina? Woman: NO! Man: DAMN THIS ONE NEVER WORKS! DAMMIT! Moral: Duh...

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - U and me - Grammer freak

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

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Super man and Lois lane doing it... Supes: WOMAN I AM SO uh.. tHORNY that I want to thrust as hard as I can and... Lois: YAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Supes: Oh noes! R.I.P Lois Lane... Ripped In Pieces Indeed... Moral: Hey at least moral man can get laid... (a moral man fake... well actually original)

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-Hey, is there a fire extinguisher around here? 'Cause you're smoking hot. -Actually, there IS a fire extinguisher. I was about to slam you in the face with it.

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Are you a Geodude? Cause you're face is rockin'!

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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—do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come back again? —no, and I think you shall not come back ever.

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(Guy mumbles a bit, then says): You don't know me, but can I get you a drink? Yeah, sure... OK. HAHAHAA!!! Before I asked if you wanted a drink I mumbled "Do you want to have sex"? And you said yes! HAHAHAA!!!

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together -The order of the alphabet is arbitrary. It's not my fault that you kept U and I apart.

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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