A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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HELLO I AM BORAT! MISHIMUSH! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE MOVIE OF MAKING THE RAPE OF THE AMERICAN WOMAN! WILL YOU HELP US? Woman: NO!!!!!! Oh... ok Mishimush! We make the other Movie then, BORAT THE CRUSHINGS OF AMERICA.

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Girl: Hey classy older man, wanna get to know me better? Man: Sigh... sorry lady I am the man that played Gandalf in that... shitty lords of something movie... Girl: so what? Man: Sigh... you know.. Gandalf the white and Gandalf the gay...? Girl: Huh? Man: Ever seen the X-men? Girl: Yeah... Man: ONE WORD: FAGNETO! Girl: uh.. okay.. "leaves". Ian McKellen: Sigh... should have come out of the closet sooner...

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-hey baby wanna get a drink? -no but i wanna get the heck away from you

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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- I'm a weatherman, and I'm predicting 9 inches tonight ;) - Oh? Well weathermen aren't always accurate, so it's probably more like 3 inches.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling or is that just a guy thing?

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You're like a can of condensed milk. Short, thick, and sweet.

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4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

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"is that a ladder in your tights? or a fire escape for the crabs?"

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girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I don't want for Christmas?

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

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-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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You like my boobies ;) Girl: I said no you disgusting fat bastard! Moral: What fucking kind of MOTHERFUCKING MORAL are you expecting to find here?!?

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Why did the small girl run away? She saw her own coqu in the mirror.

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Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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