- Anti-Pickup Line

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Woman: Did it hurt when they kicked-- sound of gun clicking Woman: Thanks!

Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

Hey, girl. Looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need is U

You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

Man: Oh.. girl you smell so nice... Girl: TRY ANOTHER LINE AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TlTS LOSER! Man: Uh... I am blind... Girl: Um...

Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

Super man and Lois lane doing it... Supes: WOMAN I AM SO uh.. tHORNY that I want to thrust as hard as I can and... Lois: YAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Supes: Oh noes! R.I.P Lois Lane... Ripped In Pieces Indeed... Moral: Hey at least moral man can get laid... (a moral man fake... well actually original)

male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

Little guy: I also beat Mike Tyson with my fists! Woman: Meh, from what I heard you beat some nobody named Mr.Dream! Little guy: Damn you Nintendo! Moral: He sure was not a big mac... more like a little ma.. baaaah you wont get it anyways!....

You smell just like my mom...

M: Woah I am drunk baby... But I gotta say... you`re the hottest bitch in town! B: Bark bark!

No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

At a bar (how creative): Man: I bet you look beautiful behind those tits... Woman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN DONKEYHOLE!?!?!?! Man: Uh... well I mean I really cant see your face and... Moral: Silicone tits are nice too... in MODERATION FFS!

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