I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling or is that just a guy thing?

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

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He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

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F: I AM SO DRUNK AND HORNY I COULD FUCK ANYONE M: Hey, wanna fuck? F: I SAID ANYONE.. Not anything... Heck I got standards! Moral: Heck she has standards! Her dog is someone!

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Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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If your happy and you know it clap your hands!! What if I lost my hands in Nam while I was singing this song and a plane killed my friend causing me to ct off both of my hands?

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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