I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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Guy:Are you wearing space pants, cause that ass is out of this world! Girl:No, they're baseball pants, cuz this ass is out of your league.

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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Woman and man on picnicking date at the forest: (Man gets bit in his pingas by a snake..) Man: ARGH! HEALP HEALP! Woman: OMG! I have to call the doctor! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING Doctor! My date was bitten by a poisonous snake! What can we do! Doctor: The only option would be to suck the poison out of the bitten area or else he will probably die... "Click" Man: ARGH! WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY! PLEASE ITS GETTING NUMB! WHAT DID HE SAY! Woman: He said you are gonna die... :( Moral: She may not have sucked, but this sure did :P

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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Man: Hey you are so pretty I bet you are a hooker! Woman: Uh.. thanks but no.. Man: Damn... I was hoping to get laid tonight...

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

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Male: I'd give her one Female: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last person on earth Male: I was rating you out of 10 you ugly bitch

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