Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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Aww seriously dude? That would be awesome, gotta warn you though, this car repair dude, is really ripping my shirt off but you know, ill send you the bill. 666 (my phone is on the charger, get me a new one and ill write a fucking essay about my sisters ass and post it here I really need a phone)

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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-hey, come here a minute.

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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roses are red, violets are blue, my toe hurts.

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hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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