Fear not moral man is back, in a moment of weakness I let myself go... let us put it this way... some like me, some hate me, that is what happens when people such as I speak their opinion. And if someday the entire world wants to destroy Moral Man... Moral Man will unleash doomsday! Moral: I am back, like me, hate me, you can still ignore me... but until I get some sleep and can start working out again (icy weather is not for bicycling is it?) Then Moral Man stands... Ps: Hey, thanks there below, my most thumbed up comments had minus 5 and such, so I got kinda down since I thought the internet too needed someone that speaks his mind. More Morals: But then I remembered I do this to entertain myself, and that you downvoters can all go screw yourselves! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAN! MORAL MAAAAAAAAN! Action figures in store now!

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Man - I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Woman - Not mine!

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excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

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Boy : Gurle: hi

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Waiter- For you, sir? Male: I'll have a Strawberry Daquiri, non-alcoholic, please. Waiter- And, for your company? Male: For her, a long-island-iced-tea, with a twist of Rohypnol.

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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I may have never f*cked a 10 before, but I did f*ck five 2's.

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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Man: Hey, I write the most perverted mini stories on ANTIPICKUPLINE ;) Any woman: ME SO HONNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME! Moral: Hentai keeping peop... never mind... not into animated cartoons DO YOU THINK I AM A PERVERT OR SOMETHING?.. cant help it that my mother looks like a damn hot pornstar though...

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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Man: Hey you look good enough to do Woman: Oh really because so does my 8 foot boyfriend. Man: ... Woman: Do you want me to pick him up from the gym?

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Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

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Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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will you marry me

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I put the STD in STuD all i need is U!

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At a bar (for originality`s sake :P) Man: Hello would you want to come home with me and uckucukucekcuah cough... AAAAAARRrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh (dies of heart attack) Woman: Wow that was an original line, ok ill come home with you... err... hello... uh... is everything okay? Moral: Despite this "joke" death is rarely a good pickup line.

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Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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H3LL0 Girls, You need some THERAPEY? Call Nero The Moralman For A qualified TheRapist. The number? You wont get it, so then you will go mad with lust and need therapey Moral: Ooooh... I says ANTI Pickup line... Whats that? More Moral: Nothing is immoral! Everything is Moral MORAL MAN!

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- How 'bout we go to your place and take a shower together? - I think my husband and little baby would get a kick out of that!

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Your hair is really beautiful. Thanks. Can I make a wig out of it?

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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"is that a ladder in your tights? or a fire escape for the crabs?"

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