Is that a ladder in your tights or are you just a cheap whore?!

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Girl, if your body was for sale... ...ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Moral: Thank you Robocop.

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Boy : Gurle: hi

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You seem rapable enough... wanna see some back alleys with me?

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I am sick of pretty girls, I want something sick smelly disgusting, fat or anorexic, with a personality that kills flowers and that makes me vomit... I guess you will have to do for now. :( Moral: At least she was not the perfect match huh? Always look at the bright side of eternal darkness.

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-Roses are red, violets are... -SHOW ME YOUR TITS

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Violets are blue. Roses are red. Your window was open. I'm under your bed.

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Why didn't the boy make the soccer team? He missed the tryouts

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down?

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WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED. Originally Posted at: Collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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You stole my heart..... Don't worry, i have three more back home in my freezer.

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- I would love to get into your pants... - You can't: I have an asshole in there already.

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Guy: Is it hot in here or did i just break the ice? Girl: No, it was your weight.

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Put the lotion on the skin!

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Man: Wow girl, you are so hot you remind me of my wife when she was young.. wanna come to my place for a quick one before she comes back? Girl: Sigh... this AGAIN? I told you! If you are gonna get that drunk, get out of our home and go to a bar daddy!

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Moral man: Hey ladies... wanna read my "moral man original jokes?" then you are at the right place! Just scroll down the newest section and you will feel, insulted, charmed, happy, sad, and all that stuff you always wanted! Except beaten up... Moral man do other things to women... BTW I used to write comics (not draw them) for STUPIDO once... well I cant say more... Girl: "Reads": OMG I SO WANT YOU! Moral: If you are gonna like me less (or more) because of the "infomercial" nature of this anti-joke, then you must be the kind that yells to the TV a lot, and throw bricks at the television when it says "this show is presented by" So just do it, prove you are a nutcase, give me that luxury.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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-Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! -What a shame, it's expired.

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Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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Tenth year anniversary Marriage. So what was your name again? Annoying Bitch? Old Hag? I forgot...

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Man: I would kill anyone at anytime for a kiss from you. Woman: Kill yourself now.

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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