Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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Drunk woman enters what she thinks is a bar... (how original). "man gets close to her" Woman: You men are all dogs! Man: Bark bark! Woman: No need to get cheeky with me asshole! Man: Bark bark... Woman proceeds to pass out and wake up at a kennel... "Mandog": Bark bark. Moral: If you think every man is a dog, then you may just be bark barking the wrong tree... or place... I mean dont expect to find nice men at a dirty bar, and dont expect to find horny jerks at your church reunion. (A moral man original... and I actually like this one!)

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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Guy: I got you a gift. It's a Necklace. Girl: Awww thats so nice. Guy: BAZINGA Its my dick.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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Boy: So...Um...How's life? Girl: Great, until you came along.

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Guy: Is it hot in here or did i just break the ice? Girl: No, it was your weight.

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Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Female: "Because you're here"

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Hello my name is Pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

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You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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Is that a ladder in your tights or are you just a cheap whore?!

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Man: *Pokes Woman* Ouch! You burned me! Woman: How did I burn you? Man: Because you're just THAT hot. ;) Woman: *Pokes Man* Well it's too bad you're not.

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-You're fat! -No I'm not. -You will be, when my dick is in you

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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I am sick of pretty girls, I want something sick smelly disgusting, fat or anorexic, with a personality that kills flowers and that makes me vomit... I guess you will have to do for now. :( Moral: At least she was not the perfect match huh? Always look at the bright side of eternal darkness.

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Dude: Did you fart? Girl: No Dude: Oh I'm sorry because you blew me away

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Mario: Its a me Mario! Woman: Uhuh... Mario: Its a me Mario? Woman: Yeah you got a point? Mario: Okey dokey! Woman: So? Mario: Letsa go! Woman: Well okay, I mean *chews bubblegum* at least I know who you are and stuff... Moral: I once saw a red mushroom come out of a question block, so I just touch it with my Richard and... ...Wait ill take the green one, just in case, I good with what I have...

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MAN: You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again. WOMAN: You wanna know what's desperate? Read the first word again!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? What you don't know? In this day and age? Don't you have like google or something on your smart phone. geeeesh!

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Whenever I look at stars I think of you... Because your only beatiful from a distance.

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male: hey i like you can i have your number female: what number? male: your pin number i want your money

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-Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! -What a shame, it's expired.

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Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

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