- Anti-Pickup Line

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Him: I'd go through anything for you. Her: The exit's over there.

Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

H3LL0 Girls, You need some THERAPEY? Call Nero The Moralman For A qualified TheRapist. The number? You wont get it, so then you will go mad with lust and need therapey Moral: Ooooh... I says ANTI Pickup line... Whats that? More Moral: Nothing is immoral! Everything is Moral MORAL MAN!

He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

Man: I would kill anyone at anytime for a kiss from you. Woman: Kill yourself now.

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guy: you're so beautiful, did you fall from heaven? girl: if I was I would be dead by now hun?

Man with huge arms and HUGE muscles enters a... pub! (for variety`s sake) "Hey you like fisting!" Woman: Yeah kinda.. I mean HOLY SHIT NO! I DONT PLEASE STOP NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! Moral: Get a room you two! (a moral man original)

man: wanna know how i know we're going to f**k tonight? woman: how? man: cuz im stronger than you!

Boy: You remind me of the ocean Girl: Because I'm mysterious, adventurous, and romantic? Boy: No, because you make me sick

- you're so fat! - I know you are, but what am I? -awwww, thanks man!!! -I didn't mean it like that!

Monday went by and he didn't see her Tuesday was the same Wednesday came and the swelling had finally gone down for him to make his wife out

Huge blue man: I AM THE APOCALYPSE! YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Huge blue man: "facepalm" THIS GAME, IS OVER! Moral: Dont start out too strong...

Nero: My name is Nero... Woman: Why I mean you aint black? Nero: Sure about that? Moral: In the Darkness... We are all the same...

Girl: Hey, why don't you and I go out to dinner? Guy: Thanks, but if I wanted to watch a whore stuff her face full of meat, I'd just load up Redtube.

Woman: Ugh I wish I could remember who you are, I mean you could even have Aids or H.I.V... Man: Hey yo don worry, Dogta tol `d I am positive so thats that Moral: The H.I.V awareness group was a message: We will go literally f/ck ourselves to death have a nice day.

I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

Man: Dayuuuum slaps ass Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

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