Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

I really should start saying "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"

- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

Are you jamacian? Cause your jamacian me crazy? no you're a fucking whore

guy: you're so beautiful, did you fall from heaven? girl: if I was I would be dead by now hun?

Men. We must always hold the door open, Pull the chairs out and pay for our women whilst remembering to treat them as equals.

- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? -That depends on the size of the rock. -You don't really get it, do you? -Get what?

Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

Why didn't the boy make the soccer team? He missed the tryouts

Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

Miss excuse me but... Moral: Admitt it fucker, you cant pick up a girl by apolgizing for whatever you are gonna do beforehand. GIMME FIVE! (red thumbs, red is the color of love or something)

Man:Are you in college? Woman:Yeah. Berry College. Lots of cows... Man:Well my name is Murad. You know, like, Moo to the radical. Moo, like, cows...

Man: Hey you look good enough to do Woman: Oh really because so does my 8 foot boyfriend. Man: ... Woman: Do you want me to pick him up from the gym?

male: hey i like you can i have your number female: what number? male: your pin number i want your money

He- You've got something on your ass. She- What? He- Oh never mind, it's just a period stain.

Boy: You remind me of the ocean Girl: Because I'm mysterious, adventurous, and romantic? Boy: No, because you make me sick

I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

Hello my name is Pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

- You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -No, your mind is so small I can't even take a step in it!

Hey, Are You From Tennessee, Because Your License Plate Says Tennessee.

Hi! Do you like fat guys with no money?

In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

As original as it gets: Domestical... Dog with a top hat and monocle: Yap Yap! *wiggles tail* woof woof! Dog?: MEOW!! HISS! *scratches dog and throws her drink at his face or you know... something that increases dramatic tension* and leaves. Dog: HOWL! *whimpers* :( *throws top hat away* Moral: They say every dog has his day, but I do not think this relationship was never meant to work out :(

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