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Are You A Zombie?

  • How perceptive of you, You look like a victim! =)

  • "You look like a rapist." Best one line anti-pickup line ever. The rest of this one wasn't even necessary.

  • Why yes, yes i am ^^

  • Or... "You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day." "I see you're confused, I was running away."

Anti-Pickup Line

A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!