Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

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Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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-Hey, do you have a cat? -Why do you ask? -Because I'd love to pet your pussy. -Well, that makes two of us.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I cant rhyme, ever since my dog and I were walking down the street and then he died and then i cried and then i died and then he cried

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you look like my mother

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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How much does a polar bear weigh? 1000 pounds

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

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-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

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Did you fall from heaven because you landed on my wind shield some how

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Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap that ass.

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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Did you just fart coz you're blowing me away!

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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You're gorgeous! Can you smell that? Oh god it's awful!

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why can't a black person play baseball because the steal bases

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as my dick.

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Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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