I DROPPED MY LAPTOP IN THE RIVER IT WAS ADELE ROLLING IN THE DEEP ( A DELL ROLLING IN THE DEEP)

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The anti pickup line hard to believe: Woman: Me so hony! Me wan lose virginity to you! I make free love for hours! Man: Wow, are you that popular Asian supermodel known for her enormous tits? I heard you really are virgin! Damn I am single and all but I kinda promised my ex girlfriend I would help her get back together with the guy she cheated on me with. Woman: But me so hony! I wait for u for many many long time! But I wait for u only for a month is looong time! Man: Eh, I kinda promised I would fix her washing machine too, and then I have to cut her grandmothers toenails and... Anyways sorry I cant this month :( Moral: Yeah like that is ever going to happen! (then again I tend to expect too much)

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Every girl wants to be swept off her feet... It's when you put her in the trunk of your car that she starts to freak out.

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I scream, You scream, The Police come, It's Awkward...

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I put the STD in STUD, now all I need is U.

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back because falling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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I'll punch ya!

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Male: I have a large penis female: so do i.

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Guy: I lost my phone number, Can I have yours? Girl: Your phone service would help you get a new one.

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-Hey, baby, What's your sign? -Stop.

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- You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast! -You're so cold that if you drunk a glass of water, you'd poop out ice.

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-Get in the Van

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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- Did it hurt? - Yes.

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- I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U - ...

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Man: Honey, I can't choose between watching golf or porn? Wife: Porn. You already know how to golf.

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M - If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. F - Yeah, it's too bad that N and O are already together.

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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Men. We must always hold the door open, Pull the chairs out and pay for our women whilst remembering to treat them as equals.

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Boy: How much does a Polarbear weigh? Girl: How much? Boy: Just as much as me, hi my name is Ahron

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Is there a mirror in your pocket?... Because if so, you should probably take it out and, uh, fix what you have going on there.

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Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Female: "Because you're here"

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