-There's a 'U' in beautiful. -Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

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why did the boy laugh? A:he saw another boy get raped by a giant scorpian

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Penis. I got it

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Man: Hey sexy girl there... Whats your name? Cena: I am John Cena! I can rap because you can eat.. uh crap... wait I need some allsholes to write some rad lyrics for me here...

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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Did it hurt? When I fell from Heaven? NO! WHen you were shot up from hell for stealing my pick up line!!!

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Guy: What're you doing Friday night? Girl: Not you.

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to F*** you with a rake.

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-What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

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Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out. -Okay, get out.

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yo im will smith yo, thats my name and I was juzz wonderin if you ever you know like the beach or bbq because stuff happen yanno and while I do some rap id just belieeve that things are a bit crazy these times so I was thinking maybe ill ask you out right? But then I was like WHAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAA and... Hey gurl where you goin im just getting warmed up. Moral: I met the guy, day one I had a great day, day two I didnt get any sleep and now I hate him, the end.

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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EVERYONE ELSE

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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Me noob days again: She: So, you like it here sweetheart? Me: Excuse me, why the hell are you rubbing my leg? She: Would you prefer I rub something else? Me: What the hell am I doing here anyways Duh! Then I sober up at home... And ran towards the shower, its really not that easy to drown yourself to death in a shower is it?

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if i see you naked i'll die happy Well if i see you naked i'l die instandly

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Hey baby me you CHOIN CHOIN under the moonlight..

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