Hi there, stand still, hmm, hmm... Well, your tits are firm, lets feel up ya pussy too huh? Then your... other thingie... Why you runnin? Moral: Believe in stuff!

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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BOY: Are you thinking what im thinking? GIRL: I dont know, what are you thinking? BOY: both of our bum cracks smell like buttery popcorn, i like popcorn :)

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I'm craving some bacon, wanna strip?

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If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so shove it up your A$$.

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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Guy: Do you have a mirror in your pocket... Girl: Why? Because you can see yourself in my pants, I've heard that before. Guy: No, I want to check how I look before I go over and talk to your sister.

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Boy: You remind me of the ocean Girl: Because I'm mysterious, adventurous, and romantic? Boy: No, because you make me sick

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Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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Yeah... you'll have to do.

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Young Man: Mom.. oh mom I want you so bad! Mom: I want you so bad too son! (starts ripping of clothes) Young Man: Uh... I want you to make me a sandwich... what is going on? Mom: Uh... never mind... Next day: Mom: Hey I bought you some cartoons... Young Man: Huh? I am too old for carto... HEY! :D what is this? What is this Hentai stuff? OOH! Moral: Hentai, the reason asians are smart and families stick together in Japan... sometimes they literally stick together...

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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greetings clarisse...

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

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Drunken man: Hey sexy ;) what is such a pretty thing doing in this shitty place? wanna come home with me? Nun: I am a nun! And this is a church! Drunken man: I know dammit im not THAT drunk... so what do you say? Nun: Uh... okay...

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He: Did it hurt? She: When I fell from heaven? heard it before... He: No, when you fell from the ugly tree!

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Man: Hey you female? Cuz I am a horny man and... *door slams*

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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M: Hey bitch i'll give you £50 to touch my penis. f: Simon thats an afterschool detention M: SCORE!

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