Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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Low confidence edition: Woman: Hi there cutie, you new here? Guy: Lady, believe me I am out of your league. Woman: You look really nice and I was wondering if... Guy: No really, believe me, I am boring and a virgin, but my mom says I am nice, but pfft no, just stop wasting your time and giving me false allusions please... Moral: Someone kill that faggot!

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How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice... and throw you into the freezing water and drown you, because you're really ugly.

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*When you get her to your place* I'm just going to be honest. I've been on the FBI's most wanted list for quite some time now.

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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GET INTO DA CHOPPAH! Moral: IM LIEUTENANT JOHN KIMBLE! I HAVE A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS YOU HAVE TO ANSWER IMMEDIATELY! Whoos your daddy? YOU STAP IT! YOU IDIEOUT!

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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So when' the baby due?

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haha

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Man: Hi ladies I am back for more if you know what I mean ;) Ladies: Get lost you damn hippie! The seventies are over! Man: Whaaat? I died for your sins you know! Moral: Ever heard of Jesus`s ladyfriends? There, now you see what I mean.

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Man:Are you in college? Woman:Yeah. Berry College. Lots of cows... Man:Well my name is Murad. You know, like, Moo to the radical. Moo, like, cows...

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Can I have this dance? Sure just give me a minute to load my gun

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If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

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My therapist says I should meet new people.

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B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put you and that other girl together.

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WOW MY LONGEST EVER COMMENT BELOW GOT A THUMBS UPS WOOT-WO-WO-WOROWOOOT *Partyravelights that confetti crap and... Moral: I dont really give a shit and all...

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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"You'll do."

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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"Wow, you look so thin! Are you wearing a girdle?"

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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I love you more than my jar of fingers.

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