If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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A: Did I see you walking out of that bar or was it an angel? :D B: I'm your mom you pervert.

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

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baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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And then it hit me.....no really now I'm bleeding

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Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

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You allergic to semen?

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Tenth year anniversary Marriage. So what was your name again? Annoying Bitch? Old Hag? I forgot...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? On average 1135 lbs.

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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And then one day God invented man, the worlds third most useless invention. Moral: I cant stop laughing, thank you everybody I actually got top grades in sociology studies for this moral man crap XD

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Me: Honestly, I just want to RAPING you. Woman: YES PLEASE! Me: Fuck off its not RAPING it its consensual... Moral: Yeah sometimes they say yes, its when they say no I become shadow made flesh... ...And wait for you... Am I here?... NOPE Ill get you rawr I will now stalk you silently for hours... days... Anyway im bored your nothing ... Moral: SAY YES YOU MUCKING MIDIOT!

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Walking to your car alone later?

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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You stole my heart..... Don't worry, i have three more back home in my freezer.

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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Are you on your period, because there's a blood stain on your pants

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-Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours? -No.

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Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

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Women love it when you kiss their neck. Just not while they are driving and while you're in the back seat and when they don't know you...

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