M: Hey bitch i'll give you £50 to touch my penis. f: Simon thats an afterschool detention M: SCORE!

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My therapist says I should meet new people.

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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling or is that just a guy thing?

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Woman: Did it hurt when they kicked-- *sound of gun clicking* Woman: Thanks!

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When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment...

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The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

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B:wanna go out sometime? G:I'll go out now and get away from you.

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"I prefer animals... but your so ugly you remind me of my dog"

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- How 'bout we go to your place and take a shower together? - I think my husband and little baby would get a kick out of that!

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

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hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't it's fine the way it is

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Guy: (Walks up to girl) "I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts". Girl: "Well that's to bad because you can't have sex with my personality". (Then walks away)

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"Don't scream"

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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Me. Would you like me to get you a ring for valentines day? Girlfriend: Nothing would make me happier! So I got her nothing...

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I asked my friend who the prettiest girl in here is, and he told me to ask you because you seemed more familiar with everyone here.

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Male: Did you get your tickes to the barbercue? Female: What barbercue? Male: The barbercue where i put my meat on your face.

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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-Hey babe, if you were homework, I'd do you on my couch, my table, and my bed. -Yeah? You just failed.

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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