- Anti-Pickup Line

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my Cck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my Pssy, oh wait you'll never get it Man: It's ok, it was probably too dirty for me anyways.

Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

Male: Hey baby you wanna play telephone, i got the string and you got the cans! Female: ...

nice kid... want another?

Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness.

Every girl wants to be swept off her feet... It's when you put her in the trunk of your car that she starts to freak out.

Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

Yo imma let you finish yourself off

- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

whats your name beautiful? ;) Tony... (silence)

What do you get when you cross a chicken with glue? My d***

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you in between F and CK.

Drink this!

-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.

Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

Are you being followed because i've been see someone behind your back!

Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on. Girl: Really? I think you would too.

Talk to me or I'll burn your face with this acid.

is your name angel cuz that's all i see? is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it Man: It's ok, it was probably too dirty for me anyways.