-Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low self-esteem. I will prey on your poor self-image for short-term sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. -OK.

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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Gurl, I'll do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

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Ay Girl. Can I get yo digletts?

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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"I'd like to get you out of those clothes. Really, they aren't very flattering. That color looks awful on you and those pants make you look fat."

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Sorry i only sleep with dead bodies.

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Your father must have been a theif, because you look like a pikiey

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rohypnol. rape drug

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Roses are red violets are blue this isn't a poem I'm a botanist.

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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EVERYONE ELSE

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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Guy: Do you have a mirror in your pocket... Girl: Why? Because you can see yourself in my pants, I've heard that before. Guy: No, I want to check how I look before I go over and talk to your sister.

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girl- how much does a polar bear weigh? girl- enough to break the-- boy- Are you talking about an adult polar bear? boy- then it's around 400-500 kg girl- blast!

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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A long time ago I had a vision of someone like you. I was in a psych ward, wearing a straight jacket. Would you like some blended cheese?

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Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

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Give me some sugar... honey.

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