Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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Male: It's super hard and long. Female: I have always been under the impression that the GED is relatively simple.

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Hello children! :D

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-If I could arrange the alphabet, that would be cool.

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

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Superman: I bet I can bang you faster than the speed of light! Woman: OOOOH! OK DO IT! Superman... uh... I already did it 30 times already... "pant" "pant" Woman: uh... really? Uh... was I suppose to feel anythi... Moral: Since when has fast sex been good sex?

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Girl, wanna fuck rite now? Sure! Man! You are such a hoe! *walks away disgusted* Moral: Be careful for what you ask for.

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girl - leave! boy - no girl - leave now! boy - i cant girl - why boy - i broke my foot girl - oh

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you look like my mother

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-Heyyy there (; -Im lesbian.

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boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

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You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

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Guy: hey, we have been friends for a long time but I really need to tell you something Girl: omg I love you too :D Guy: what, no no. I'm a zoophilic

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Roses are red, something something, I am just too desperate to concentrate please let me just put it in you.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - U and me - Grammer freak

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Hold me pint love i'm going for a dump.

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Girl: I was just wondering... Boy: Smell my armpits on July 24th, 2016!

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Did it hurt? When I fell from Heaven? NO! WHen you were shot up from hell for stealing my pick up line!!!

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I hate you already.

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I have the smallest erected dick in town, if you don't believe me ask my mama!

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Baby, I love every muscle in your body... Especially mine.

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