I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

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Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

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hey did you fall from heaven? because my car is all smashed up.

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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Shorts and pants compilation: Hey you a cheap prostitute or just out of my league? Hey mom I just watched some more hentai today and wonder if you would... Why are you screaming? Its just me naked with a boner! According to hentai its completely natural! I mean I am getting to do you when I turn eighteen right? No? You are a horrible mother! I am so telling dad you wont give it up! Bitch, you like men that beat you up while fucking you? You do? Oh, my! This is like too freaky too me! *runs out girlie screaming* Dad, I watched some other hentai today and, I wonder if you... Moral: *Pants*, there you go.

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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if u were a triangle u'd be an obtuse one fat ass

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Jdkfk

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if i was a fly, i'd be all over you, because you are the SHIT.

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Man:Are you in college? Woman:Yeah. Berry College. Lots of cows... Man:Well my name is Murad. You know, like, Moo to the radical. Moo, like, cows...

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I think I shit myself

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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In a loud bar: Man: Do you enjoy gRape? Woman: HOW DARE YOU YOU PERVERT! Man: Uh... how about raisins then... Woman: Err... can you repeat that first question again... Moral: I would but I would have to bypass the censorship somehow...

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-Your eyes like diamonds, they give me hope. -Your eyes are like coal, they do nothing for me. Now please go away.

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- Is this seat empty? - Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness.

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Man: Hi ladies I am back for more if you know what I mean ;) Ladies: Get lost you damn hippie! The seventies are over! Man: Whaaat? I died for your sins you know! Moral: Ever heard of Jesus`s ladyfriends? There, now you see what I mean.

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At a moral man bar... "the most awesome place on earth": Man: I thumb down my comments now, and somehow they end up thumbed the next day... Woman: Uh... what comments? Moral: Be specific... or at least dont brag to pick up chicks... now if you wanna be yourself and could not give shit about the rest, then go ahead! It will actually improve your chances!

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Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

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