hey you look like a good practice girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the other side.

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- I'd like to call you. What's your number? - It's in the phone book. - But I don't know your name. - That's in the phone book too.

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Hey :) Hi Do you like me? :) No :'( You never asked if i loved you... Awhhhh do you love me :) No

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- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

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Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

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i would drag my balls through miles of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkey-talkey

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Guy: (any sexual pick up line) Girl: I'm sorry but I don't think there is enough room in my pants for two assholes.

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And then it hit me.....no really now I'm bleeding

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He - Nice shoes. She - Thanks. He - But i think they would look better in my pants.

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Woman: lol you are get nervous when I speak to you! Man: Yeah, I get nervous when fucking ugly attention seeking bitches speak to me, nothing personal its just you being a fucking ugly attention seeking bitch which happens to be speaking to me. Moral: Flawless Victory.

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Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

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-Can I have your name? -Why? Don’t you already have one?

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Couple in bed: Woman: I want some variation... you into roleplay? Man: Sure! Woman: Ok, Ill be a hot housemaid... Man: OK but they have little mana so... ill be a firemage! Woman: Huh? Man: SHHHH! its not your time to attack yet! Moral: Geeks...

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"Wow, you look so thin! Are you wearing a girdle?"

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The power to type any pointless superpower at the wrong place... ...shit...

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Are you from Jamaica because I'm from Jamaica and I think I recognize you? Your ugly as hell by the way.

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I'll punch ya!

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Girl: If you was a rollercoaster...I'd ride you all day long.. Guy: What? Am I not big enough for you now...why can't you just be happy with me... =_= Girl: : / I was tring to be all sexy in a cute way... Guy: Pfft. FREAK... e_e

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