- Anti-Pickup Line

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Q: How did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

rohypnol. rape drug

Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

Hey, nice shoes..... Wanna F***?

Are you an erection? 'Cause you're growing on me.

Soon

boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

your beauty surpasses that of the greek goddess aphrodite.

guy: you're so beautiful, did you fall from heaven? girl: if I was I would be dead by now hun?

Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

Man - I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Woman - Good cus' your breath stinks!

If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

My dog just died so now you're my only Bitch.

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

What's worse than walking on a beach? Not walking on a beach.

I want you to come over, so we can go in my room, turn off the lights, go under the covers, and ill show you my glow in the dark watch..just kidding my penis.

Anti-Pickup Line

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