- Anti-Pickup Line

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Hey can I have your number? No.

M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

Get in the van.

- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

(in a loud club) -Do you wanna dance?! -Umm, with YOU? NO! -What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"

Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

GET IN THE VAN!!!

He: Do you like aardvarks? She: No. He: Neither do I, I'm Harold...

Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

-How much do you love me? -Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. -But it's the morning. -Exactly.

-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

M: What's your name? W: Jenny. M: What's your number? W: eight-six-seven-five-three-oh-ni-yie-yen

-how much does a polar bear way. -half as much as you (for fat girls)

Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

Give me some sugar... honey.

-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

He- You've got something on your ass. She- What? He- Oh never mind, it's just a period stain.

-Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low self-esteem. I will prey on your poor self-image for short-term sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. -OK.

I have a really big..... Bank Account

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