Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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Golgo12, sorry not here, If antijoke is down we will just have to chat another time, but you know for this piece of shit site`s rank as the worlds most useless man, its not the first time I achieve the impossible, or as I say "those claiming that somethings are impossible, should stay out of the way of those making it happen" Anyway, yeah point zero is my "world" and you can come see how you like it for yourself, so far its been working perfectly for 4 months, and while I am officially a cripple (for the meantime, a bit of lots of pain has never slowed me down for long, you get used to it) Ill keep talking long after I am dead apparently, as shutting up is a major factor with these painkillers. See ya.

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Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

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Roses are red, violets are blue I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

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Your father must be a thief, because I saw him stealing at Target earlier.

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If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

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does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Man: Honey, I can't choose between watching golf or porn? Wife: Porn. You already know how to golf.

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whats up ho

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Yeah... you'll have to do.

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I love you more than my jar of fingers.

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How much does a whales weigh? How much? Just enough to make you look skinny.

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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As a man I am afforded greater opportunity then my equally qualified female counterparts. I have made it a life goal use this opportunities for greater good.

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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Man: (Ugh worst food ever). Girl: U like it? Man: I love it girl! Girl: Aww, I am gonna make this every day ever! Moral: Hey, if she got big tits, then keep lying.

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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My wife does not know it but every time we have sex I put a dollar aside to go toward her Christmas present. So far she is getting a cup of coffee.

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So which of you ladies wants to recieve child support payments from me next year?

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hey Herpes Go Away!

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