Fear not moral man is back, in a moment of weakness I let myself go... let us put it this way... some like me, some hate me, that is what happens when people such as I speak their opinion. And if someday the entire world wants to destroy Moral Man... Moral Man will unleash doomsday! Moral: I am back, like me, hate me, you can still ignore me... but until I get some sleep and can start working out again (icy weather is not for bicycling is it?) Then Moral Man stands... Ps: Hey, thanks there below, my most thumbed up comments had minus 5 and such, so I got kinda down since I thought the internet too needed someone that speaks his mind. More Morals: But then I remembered I do this to entertain myself, and that you downvoters can all go screw yourselves! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAN! MORAL MAAAAAAAAN! Action figures in store now!

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Hey, girl. Looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need is U

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Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

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Me: Honestly, I just want to RAPING you. Woman: YES PLEASE! Me: Fuck off its not RAPING it its consensual... Moral: Yeah sometimes they say yes, its when they say no I become shadow made flesh... ...And wait for you... Am I here?... NOPE Ill get you rawr I will now stalk you silently for hours... days... Anyway im bored your nothing ... Moral: SAY YES YOU MUCKING MIDIOT!

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HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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At a ... PUB! Man: Hey... wanna... go out with a true shinob i ninja? ;) Woman: Are you not supposed to be invisible or something? Man: You can see me? SHIT! (runs away). Moral: So what if she saw you you are all covered in a pajamas anyways...

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-What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

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Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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Guy: Hey baby, you must be a general, because you're making my PRIVATES stand at attention! Girl: Hmm..they're still a MAJOR disappointment.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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- How do you like your eggs in the morning? - Unfertilized !

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I lost my Nobel prize, can you help me find it?

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When a tractor fell on your face?

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Male - Your a sight for sore eyes Female - And your a sight that causes sore eyes

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Roses are red Violets are fine You be the 6 And I'll be the 9

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Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

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Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

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I can tell you are single. How? Because you're ugly

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"Hey, I have the feeling i've seen you before somewhere..." "Well, could be, I used to be a porn actress.

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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BOY: Are you a chicken? GIRL: Why? BOY: Because I'll like you to lay on my eggs all day...

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