Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

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Man: Hey sexy, I think I have seen you many times before... Woman: Hmmm... I do not think I have seen you before... Man: Do you happen to be used to getting raped? Woman:...... Moral: yeah it was her :( Audience: BOOOOOOOOOO! Moral: I know :(

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Five dollar women... WOO!

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Nero: My name is Nero... Woman: Why I mean you aint black? Nero: Sure about that? Moral: In the Darkness... We are all the same...

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Hello im a thief and I'm here to steal your purse

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Can I go to your house and play with your Jigglypuff?

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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Guy: Have you ever been to Thailand? Girl: No Guy: Well maybe I should take you to Bangkok

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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boy: my dick is 10 inches girl: mine's too

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What do you do for a living?" "I'm a professional athlete." "Oh really? What sport do you play?" "Golf.

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car I want to rape you

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-Hey, baby, What's your sign? -Stop.

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rohypnol. rape drug

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Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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-Is there anything I can do for you? -Fill my care cup. Oh, actually, I don't think you can manage to do that.

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Female: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Male: I'm actually a broom in disguise.

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Man: Do you want to have sex at my house Women: No

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-Hey, what's your sign? -I don't know, but yours must be Cancer.

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