Guy: So how about that Tom Cruise??? Guy: ... I'm in the wrong type of bar...

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my love for you is like diarrhea. i can never hold it in

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Are you jamacian? Cause your jamacian me crazy? no you're a fucking whore

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Ay Girl. Can I get yo digletts?

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Man: Hey, I've been kinda watching you through the night and I'd really be mad if I didn't talk to you tonight. So um, do you want to grab a bite to eat sometime or something? Woman: I'm married but you seem like a nice guy so yea... yea, I'd like that alot.

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Male: You're so beautiful. Female: Well thank you. Male: Yeah, you look just like my Mom.

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*When you get her to your place* I'm just going to be honest. I've been on the FBI's most wanted list for quite some time now.

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Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. *unzips pants*

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MAN: You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again. WOMAN: You wanna know what's desperate? Read the first word again!

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You're so hot, you should wear a burkha over your face.

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Ever had violent sex with a murderer/rapist? ;) ;)

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Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

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MAN: hey babe, do think that mabye someday I and U will be next to each other in the alphebet? WOMAN: well N and O are already, sooo.....

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Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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GET IN THE VAN!!!

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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How you doin? go away- I have a gun

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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