Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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Woman: ARGH! I hate fist-ing Man: Fist-Ing? THis tiny hand? Nah baby this is mah PINGAS! Moral: Once you go black, you cant go back.

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

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Okay, now one where I actually succeeded okay? I know this is not like "goodpickuplines.com nor anything but hey... She: I used to have the nicest goldfish. Me: I got one myself. She: Really? Is it at your place? Me: Duh! She: Lol can we go see it? Me: Sure!... Oh wait... Oh, it died last week :( She: Can we like you know... still go see it? ;) *That sound you get when you score a billion billions on an arcade machine*

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Nice legs what time do they open

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When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment...

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M: You make me wanna be a terrorist! W: Why? M: I so wanna blow on you right now...

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him: your like the sun in the morning. her: that so sweet! him: Your very big and i can even stare at you for more then 2 secondes.

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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He: Did it hurt? She: When I fell from heaven? heard it before... He: No, when you fell from the ugly tree!

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Get in the van.

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- Ma'm, do you have a cigarette? - I don't really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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What do you do for a living?" "I'm a professional athlete." "Oh really? What sport do you play?" "Golf.

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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Hey babe, where've you been all my life. Well let's see, I used to live up north in Newcastle then I moved to Liverpool and I'm just down here in London for one day on work.

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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I scream, You scream, The Police come, It's Awkward...

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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