Guy: Thanks Girl: Why? Guy: Cuz you made me get rid of that boner

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Girl: Do you know any good movies? Boy: Snakes on a plane Girl: Whats it about? Boy: It's about Horses.. on a boat.

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

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You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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#1 You're breath smells like Skittles, can I taste the rainbow? No, because , while mine may smell like Skittles, yours reeks. #2 Girl: Hey, I got this new Kiss Proof lip gloss, wanna try it out? (there are 2 answers to this) 1.Boy: Well, yours may be Kiss Proof, but mines not, and I don't have time to re-apply this after 2. Yeah, I do want to try it out, but not with you.

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-hey baby wanna get a drink? -no but i wanna get the heck away from you

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Drunken man: Hey sexy ;) what is such a pretty thing doing in this shitty place? wanna come home with me? Nun: I am a nun! And this is a church! Drunken man: I know dammit im not THAT drunk... so what do you say? Nun: Uh... okay...

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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Hey girl! Faggot.

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sex me.

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I would take a bullet for you. In COD. JK THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILLSTREAKS

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Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

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While I am certain that the police consider you a person of interest, I assure you I do not.

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Get in the van.

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"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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-Can I have your number? -Can my boyfriend punch you in the face?

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Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

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Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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