why can't a black person play baseball because the steal bases

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Roses are red Violets are fine You be the 6 And I'll be the 9

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Her: Guess what? Him: What? Her Yo Mama! Him: Is she that slut i did last night?

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-"Hey babe, you gotta nice ass!" -"Yep, and it doesn't like a rude one staring at it."

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

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Wanna have sex?

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Girl- Hey ily Boy- say it it just makes it that much better ;) Girl- I'm leaving you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to F*** you with a rake.

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jack sanders

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guy: ermm...i like blondes ;) ima blonde too...we r a perfect dumb blonde match!!!! girl: yeah but im the dumb one in this situation. and have u taken a look in the mirror lately?!?! guy: yeah...well...uhh...maybe.........no not really... girl: well first of all you got pimples the size of mars, you have cross-eyes, you nose is bigger than squidwards nose, and let me see ur d!ck...now!!!! guy: oooh getting right to the point!!! i like it *unzips his pants and pulls out his nub* girl: uhh well u aint got no point, it looks like ur point just broke... guy: well midgets cant help it!!!!!!!!! dont judge my falses!!!!!! girl: okayy...besides theres wayyy too much to judge...no point...ur a complete waste of my timee!!!!!!!! now go watch porn and see if it grows a little bigger than his little nub u got.

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F: I AM SO DRUNK AND HORNY I COULD FUCK ANYONE M: Hey, wanna fuck? F: I SAID ANYONE.. Not anything... Heck I got standards! Moral: Heck she has standards! Her dog is someone!

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- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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- I can make your wildest dreams come true. - I know. I had this nightmare some creep wouldn't leave me alone...

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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You're like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

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Five dollar women... WOO!

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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Can I have this dance? Sure just give me a minute to load my gun

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