- Anti-Pickup Line

Don't turn this rape into a murder.

Gaywatch starts

Golgo12, sorry not here, If antijoke is down we will just have to chat another time, but you know for this piece of shit site`s rank as the worlds most useless man, its not the first time I achieve the impossible, or as I say "those claiming that somethings are impossible, should stay out of the way of those making it happen" Anyway, yeah point zero is my "world" and you can come see how you like it for yourself, so far its been working perfectly for 4 months, and while I am officially a cripple (for the meantime, a bit of lots of pain has never slowed me down for long, you get used to it) Ill keep talking long after I am dead apparently, as shutting up is a major factor with these painkillers. See ya.

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

Girl- Hey ily Boy- say it it just makes it that much better ;) Girl- I'm leaving you

Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put you and that other girl together.

So I caught my sister masturbating the other day, it was like lol hahaha you filthy bitch! Then she was like DONT TELL ANYBODY PLEASE I WILL BUY YOU THOSE BOXING GLOVES YOU WANTED SO MUCH! PLEASE! And I was like, NUHUUUH! The bed is full of piss and I totally got this on my cellphone, so you gonna pull up your panti... Oh you still looking for them LOL! Yeah, that was the subject I brought up at a bar... Sober, unless Redbull counts as drunk... Anti Pickupline as FUCK! Players Dont Use RedBull -Richard Nixon or whatever.

If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

Woman: Hey is it true you black men have big penises? Black Man: Hell yeah woman! Mine is so big, its at least three times longer than my fist and at least 4 times as wide! Lets go get some hoe! Woman: Uh... well uh... its just that... uh... Moral: Be careful for what you wish for, when fantasy becomes reality... it may hurt....

-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

Her: Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number Him: Tibet you are. But I'm not Russian into anything, sorry.

Have you met Ted?

Guy: Did you use Windex on your pants? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because I see myself in your pants.

Man: Do you like a sensitive guy? Women: Yeah, I used to be one.

Are you cute? Because lets go get taco bell.

The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

I'm desperate, you'll do.

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