Did you just fart coz you're blowing me away!

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You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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Man: If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Woman: So, all you want to do is make MANJUICE? you disgust me...

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Guy: Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night Girl: Well I have a car, how about I run you over with it instead?

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Male: I have a large penis female: so do i.

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So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

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Every kiss begins with K. Except for ugly, that begins with U.

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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*a guy and a girl meet at a bar and has a great conversation* girl - can I borrow your phone? I told my ex I'd call him when I found someone better. boy - sure, here you go *gives phone* girl - *silence* *after awkward phone call* boy - give me my phone back girl - you dont seem to get it do you... boy - give me my phone back girl - *silence* boy - GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK YOU BITCH *boy takes out a shotgun with him and repeatedly shoots girl* *girl dodges and takes a bazooka and aims for boy* *boy manages to get out of the bar* *boy installs bomb in center of bar* *boy leaves bar* *everyone attempts to get out of bar* *boy locks the door* boy - Yippie kai yay, moth- *explosion* *everyone dies* MORAL OF THE STORY - DO NOT GO INTO A BAR

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You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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Man: Do you sleep on your stomach? Woman: No... Man: Can I?

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Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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You look like I could use a drink - SMC Digital

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Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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Male: It's super hard and long. Female: I have always been under the impression that the GED is relatively simple.

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-I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? -I'll start dialing 911 for you now.

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- OMG, OMG, OMG, Terry finally said he will go out with me! -OMG, When? -February 30th! -Stacey, There is no February 30th.

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The word of the day is 'legs' , The word of tomorrow is Aardvark .

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Man: Hello there! I am a gynecologist, may I study your vagina? Woman: NO! Man: DAMN THIS ONE NEVER WORKS! DAMMIT! Moral: Duh...

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Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Do you why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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