Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

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-How much does a polar bear weigh? -It is impossible to know the exact weight of a polar bear where no scale or bear are present.

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- Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? There is no response because she passed out from it and he leaves in order to void suspicion.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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I AM FAGNETO! WELCOME TO GAY!

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-Nice bum where ya from? -Australia, wanna ****?

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You're place or mine? Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent sounds stupid.

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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Man: Hey whore! I got a job for you! A blow-Job... get it? HAR HAR HARR! Woman: Wtf? Man: Just a joke whore... wanna come to my place?

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You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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- If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. - Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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I have been known to give women the best fake orgasms ever ;)

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Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

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-Are you a dementor? Cuz you just took my breath away... -Expecto Patronum!!!

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-Can I have your name? -Why? Don’t you already have one?

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