him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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Baby, I'm no Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock...

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Do you have a mirror in your pants, because it looks like you have a dick.

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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-So, you wanna...? -I'm on my period.

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There must be an angel missing from Heaven, because I've got it tied up in my basement. (It keeps saying something about a fancy dress party, but I'm not falling for that one again; that's how Batman escaped.)

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Guy: How much does a polar bear way? Girl; About 500 kilograms

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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-I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? -I'll start dialing 911 for you now.

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- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with glue? My d***

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Im tired of fapping... wanna help me get some variation?

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A modified classic, props to the original poster: Man: Ask me out! Woman: Ok, get out! Man: No no, I said ASK me out. Woman: Okay... will you please get out? Man: No but thanks for asking me out, I am so gonna tell your friends how I rejected you asking me out. Moral: When beaten... THERE IS NO BEATING! If negative people can turn everything into a loss, thinking positive call help you turn anything into victory. I mean Hitler murdered millions right? Arent you happy (Jew or not), that it was not you? VICTORY! (if somehow Pyrrhic depending on how you turn on it... But if you wanna turn a gain to a pain, go ahead...)

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If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could i come between the holidays?

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Guy: You look like a suitable mate and I'd thoroughly enjoy engaging in rough, sweaty sex with you and your lady parts.

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Man: Hey! Are you into stuff like violence robbery rape cheating orgies machismo torture and pedophilia? ;) ;) Girl: WHAT? NO! Man: Ok me neither so you qualify to come home with me. Girl: Well... that honestly makes you better than most of the lot... why not... so yeah lets go!

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cu.mm.ing too

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Man: "Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face"

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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