For the males that do not know what I mean with "woman screams" comment below... well HAHAHAHAHAH LOSERS LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEERS! Moral: Read a book about females more interesting parts one day you lazy bastard... as for the girls... I am not talking about anything bad nor dirty... just 12 hour orgasms and such nice things... WHAT? YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT IS HORRIBLE? Well in that case you dont know what you are missing... and you wont ever know.... Ps: Can you believe I am actually trying to get thumbs downs but keep getting upped? Thanks for accepting my ever growing controversial nature, lets keep it that way and soon moral man will uh... receive a medal for uh... well a small keychain for... uh... you know what? Never mind.

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baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

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-What's your name sexy? -Taken!

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

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-If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. -If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

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the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

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"Are you a parking ticket?" "What?" "You’ve got fine written all over you"

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Man: Comon babe a little BJ wont hurt anyone get down..... Woman: sorry im alergic to peanuts

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Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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Man, no im still waiting,need to get my kids, hope its fine son, okay punches, captain falcon, but you break my jaw, I wont even ask for you to pay the bill, ill expect it. Man, good times, honestly, i was not even drunk, I was high as shit, never again tho, they did not tell me it was "magic tobacco" until I started seeing numbers NUMBAS! Hey, mind if I come stay sometime? I mean we really miss you son, you always at the fuckhouse now. Just me and... Well the gang... Just like the twelve of us, tell me who you dont want to invite and ill bounce him out for you. Man dog, that chick I punched down was pretty as fuck, she would have been my wife... Anyway just fucking happy finally a real car dude! If she fucks you to death, you gonna go out young and a Legend among gods, let her keep on sucka! (just don forget bout my sis huh? She asks about you too fucking much already) Man, you got me typing almost as much as you dog, anyway is you know, in four hours allright? If not screw my kid, I need a car ill get him a cab.

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-I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included. -Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

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did you fall from heaven, cause i forgot my library card.

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Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

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Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

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- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.

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you look like my mother

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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