Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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So which of you ladies wants to recieve child support payments from me next year?

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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Man: So you will come home with me later? Girl: Sure! Man: Great then ill just go find more women I can bang later in the meantime... Moral: Depending of the kind of woman, this is of no consequence...

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Roses are red, violets are blue I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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"Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?" "Unfertilized."

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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nice kid... want another?

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Do you have a mirror in your pants, because it looks like you have a dick.

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

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Me about four years ago: Girl: So what do you do? Me: I am an author. Girl: Cool! So like what do you write and stuff? Me: I am on my third book I am writing for Tom Clancy. Girl: Get outta here! You are so full of shit! This kinda happened a lot of times actually. ...Its true, then he died, now I am trying to rewrite the whole piece of crap into science fiction, yeah! Come sue me CLANCY! Do you think ANYBODY thought that you could write like 732 books a year? (Even though they where pieces of shit, I would know, mine are still the worst rated, but not worst selling because I dont know)

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-Did it hurt -What when i fell from heaven? -No when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down

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you look fap-fap-fap-fabulous

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-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

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Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

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M. Haven't I seen you some place before? W. That's why I don't go there anymore

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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if i see you naked i'll die happy Well if i see you naked i'l die instandly

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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