If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could i come between the holidays?

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Hi I am THE MORAL MAN! Moral: I am not famous enough yet it seems... except around my block where woman screams have been so loud people have called the cops... RAWRS... yeah I am bragging, but at least its the truth... (I cant wait for the day I am so famous that I walk into a bar and tell women that I am Moral man and run before they beat me to death)

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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- Ma'm, do you have a cigarette? - I don't really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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B:wanna go out sometime? G:I'll go out now and get away from you.

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Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

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Are you an angel? ... cause I have an erection!

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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-I heard you broke up :). -Yes, cookies to put in my ice cream!

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Wanna come home to my star destroyer and play with my lightsaber? No? How about just a trip down the Enterprise bridge to have fun with my romulans?... if you know what I mean? ;) ;)

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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Man, stay alive, I dont even got time to read that shit. See you around son.

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Husband: Honey, I heard that when you die, you come back as a different creature! Wife: Really!? I want to come back as a cow!! Husband: You're obviously not listening.

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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The Non Moral method: "Hi I am the jack off all trades and master of none!" Moral: "Yo, I am the jack of no trades, and master of all!" So uh, Anti Pickuplines are pickup lines that do not work... Hmm, I think I get it... Hmm, no I don't...

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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Did you just fart? 'cos you blew me away

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Hey Baby, Whats your name? Dave ...(silence)...

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I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

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He- You've got something on your ass. She- What? He- Oh never mind, it's just a period stain.

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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hey,are you a parking ticket? because nobody likes you.

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