-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

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MAN: Did it hurt? WOMAN: Did what hurt? MAN: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? WOMAN: Did it hurt when you were dropped as a baby?

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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whats up ho

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Sickman Fraud: Hmm you look remotely alike my mother... Woman: Uh? Sickman Fraud: Yes fucking you should das probably give me some release, die reason to resist me is not necessary, you envy my pingas and I can assign it to you if you put on this ugly wig and yell "bad boy" whilzt I das fukte das rassenhol... Woman: OMG SICK! Moral: The father of modern psychology? Seriously?! I was going for a bachelor in psychology studies, but its just disgusting.

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Guy: You must put sugar in your cereal every morning... Girl: Why cause I am so sweet :) Guy: No because you haven't been able to see your toes in at least 20 years...

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M - wanna have some fun? F - No! M - 0k, i have no choice but to rape you!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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is your name macaulay culkin? cuz you're going home alone.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Man: Hey you female? Cuz I am a horny man and... *door slams*

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Babe your dad is an terorist because your a real bomb !!!

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He- You've got something on your ass. She- What? He- Oh never mind, it's just a period stain.

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Man: Lady... Seriously, I got a PhD! Woman: Seriously, you look more like an athlete, in what? Man: Lady... I got a pretty huge Richard. Moral: RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!

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Do you have Groupon? *wait for response* Because you look fucking cheap

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Guy:When I drugged you, then dragged you all the way to my place and banged the hell out of your ass? I also managed to get my entire fist in and out of your ass several times. Moral: Wanna go out with me?

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Male: I'm all you've got good lookin' Female: then I must not have alot

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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