BOY: Are you thinking what im thinking? GIRL: I dont know, what are you thinking? BOY: both of our bum cracks smell like buttery popcorn, i like popcorn :)

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-Can I have your name? -Why? Don’t you already have one?

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boy: my dick is 10 inches girl: mine's too

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Man: If I ask you to go on a date, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one? Woman: (pause) Rape!

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-What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

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Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" as far apart as possible.

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A couple wanted to try something different in the bedroom, The wife suggests they do it in a 69 position so they get into position but the wife lets one off in the husbands face she apologises and they try again when the wife farts again the husband gets up to leave and says no I don't think I can do this another 67 times!

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so shove it up your A$$.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

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Man: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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Female: Hey do you wanna buy me a drink? Male: I really don't like your face.

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Hey babe, how about my mom drives us to the comic book store in her Civic? I got a carseat with seat belts for two.

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nice kid... want another?

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- Do you have the time? - Sure, if you have the place!

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my girlfriend is really insecure about her weight so much so that I'm thinking about detaching the reverse alarm

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- Is this seat empty? - Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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And then one day God invented man, the worlds third most useless invention. Moral: I cant stop laughing, thank you everybody I actually got top grades in sociology studies for this moral man crap XD

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Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

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