Did it hurt? When I fell from Heaven? NO! WHen you were shot up from hell for stealing my pick up line!!!

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

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" Grab your coat love ...it's cold in my basement"

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- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

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Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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"You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister..."

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Not a pickup line, but sincerity: Look for somebody you like, it does not matter what in particular you love about this person, so lets put me as the guy in two examples. Me: Lovely scarf you got there. Woman: Here take it. Me: Wow. Its no typical me to be into women's clothing in fact I do not give a damn about clothing at all, so I ask my female friends to buy clothes for me to pick up what they think I look my best in, I mean what is wrong by looking good in the eyes of your girls eh? but I must really have loved that scarf, because it was no pick up failure, because in this example I sincerely loved that scarf... Now this one. Me: I love that scarf you got there. Woman: Sigh, take it and leave me alone. Me: Here, have it back, I do not like the scarf, I like how beautiful you make the scarf look, are you willing to give me a chance, to get to know the girl that can make this scarf so beautiful? You are female and resist me? That is okay, you do however give me the motivation to become a better person, so that you might give me another chance, sometime if we meet again, and if we do not, thank you for giving me so much already. Honesty Pros: No lies Cons: I am experienced with being myself P Lies: Pros: Hey a free scarf I pretend to like yay? Cons: If you have what it takes, why do you then have to lie? Then you are not only lying to her, but also to yourself. And if your lie works, how many lies will you have to keep creating, until the fear of failure rather than the peace and love, breaks your heart and hers? Moral: Sure you know now you lie about the scarf, about her shirt, about her wig, and you lose a lot... But if you had to lie about it, admit it or live in self denial: You lost nothing sir! You never had it in the first place

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Excuse me, is your father a gardener? No. Why? Because he keeps leaving all his dry leaves on my sidewalk please tell him to clear it!

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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I may have never f*cked a 10 before, but I did f*ck five 2's.

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Business Y U No Advertise?

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your boobs are bigger than my nose

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After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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Come lay your head upon my chest. (After a moment) Perhaps you'd be more comfortable onmy stomache (pushes head down)

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-Can I have your number? -Can my boyfriend punch you in the face?

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all in all it was a good orgy

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Lesbihonest

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Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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Are you a broom? Cause you look like a rather dull, inanimate object that collects dust.

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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Man: Hey is your name Zelda? Woman: Huh? What kind of stupid name is THAT! Man: EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS! Woman: What a dork... Moral: The man did not link with the woman that night... nor ever it seems...

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Did you gain weight? Because I think your gravitational pull towards me just increased.

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