A modified classic, props to the original poster: Man: Ask me out! Woman: Ok, get out! Man: No no, I said ASK me out. Woman: Okay... will you please get out? Man: No but thanks for asking me out, I am so gonna tell your friends how I rejected you asking me out. Moral: When beaten... THERE IS NO BEATING! If negative people can turn everything into a loss, thinking positive call help you turn anything into victory. I mean Hitler murdered millions right? Arent you happy (Jew or not), that it was not you? VICTORY! (if somehow Pyrrhic depending on how you turn on it... But if you wanna turn a gain to a pain, go ahead...)

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Girl: Hey, why don't you and I go out to dinner? Guy: Thanks, but if I wanted to watch a whore stuff her face full of meat, I'd just load up Redtube.

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Criminals are even more smarter these days My wife woke me up in the middle of the night and said that there were burglars downstairs so I went quietly looking for them when I realised I'm not married

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Husband: Honey, I heard that when you die, you come back as a different creature! Wife: Really!? I want to come back as a cow!! Husband: You're obviously not listening.

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hey baby do you fart? (much embaressed she awser)yeah,why? i knew that was a lie when they said that pretty girls don't fart

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Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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guy:did you fall from heaven? girl:no? guy:sorry, it just looks like you landed on your face

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If you and I were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in that hole.

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Hey this is crazy and I just met you so here's the kitchen a sandwich maybe?

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Are you from Wales, because...well...

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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Guy: I got you a gift! Girl: Thanks.. make sure it's not you....

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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Hi there, stand still, hmm, hmm... Well, your tits are firm, lets feel up ya pussy too huh? Then your... other thingie... Why you runnin? Moral: Believe in stuff!

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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Girl are your parents Mexican, cuz you look Mexican.

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"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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I have a twin bed...we should have a threesome;)))

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Men. We must always hold the door open, Pull the chairs out and pay for our women whilst remembering to treat them as equals.

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jack sanders

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male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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-You know I've always had a thing for blondes -thats funny, i've always had a thing for girls

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Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

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