guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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Hey baby, you're really hot, I like girls with some meat for my bone.

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Man: I will make the rape on you now woman! Woman: Wow great Borat imitation bravo! Man: Borat who? *draws gun* Moral: Pretty immoral

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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Will you marry me? WHO ARE YOU?

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Hey baby, do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight. ... Well, you can't score if the player ain't no good.

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i am with stupid l l l \/

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Glass Basketball

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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Do u remember me from middle school? I could never forget you

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? -That depends on the size of the rock. -You don't really get it, do you? -Get what?

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For Christmas I got some toy soldiers, To play with when I'm in bed, But I got bored with my seargents and majors, So I played with my privates instead.

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" Grab your coat love ...it's cold in my basement"

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Man: Hey sexy, I think I have seen you many times before... Woman: Hmmm... I do not think I have seen you before... Man: Do you happen to be used to getting raped? Woman:...... Moral: yeah it was her :( Audience: BOOOOOOOOOO! Moral: I know :(

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Male: Get in the van.

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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Penis. I got it

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Girl, if your body was for sale... ...ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Moral: Thank you Robocop.

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i would drag my balls through miles of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkey-talkey

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I hope you like trees because I've got wood!

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-Did it hurt -What when i fell from heaven? -No when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down

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At a Bar for blacks... and whites... and everybody else... Man: I can last for hours in bed! Woman: *gets closer and whispers in his ear: Really? Man: OH YeeeeeaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Woman: Lets go to your place... Man: Meh, I am done. Moral: Oh YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Excuse me I need to go change clothes...

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your almost as hot as my wife

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