Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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How much do you love me? Look at the stars and count them Bu-but it's afternoon Exactly

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"Hey can I get your number?" "-12 Like the inches of your dick."

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Guy: Do you have a mirror in your pocket... Girl: Why? Because you can see yourself in my pants, I've heard that before. Guy: No, I want to check how I look before I go over and talk to your sister.

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Guy: Did you use Windex on your pants? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because I see myself in your pants.

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Dont talk to me, and I wont talk to you.

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Jdkfk

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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You look... clean

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- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

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- Hey, I have 40 minutes to live and need to feel the touch of a woman to live. -I'm a dude.

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- Hey, baby, what's your sign? - Do not Enter

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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Guy:I invented troll face oh yea! Girl:you gave my daughter nightmares for weeks you b****!(throws drink in face)

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Why did the small girl run away? She saw her own coqu in the mirror.

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Man: did you just fart cuz you blew me away! Woman: actually I did, sorry if it smells I had enchiladas for lunch.

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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Did it hurt? When I fell from Heaven? NO! WHen you were shot up from hell for stealing my pick up line!!!

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Boy- Can I buy you a drink? Girl- Sure, after seeing your face I'll need the strongest thing that they have.

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Girl, if your body was for sale... ...ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Moral: Thank you Robocop.

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Anti-Pickup Line

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