2 fake blondes hitting on me. blondes: we're twins! me: so where are you from? blonde1: canada! blonde2 (at the same time): finland!

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

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Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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ur so hot, i'd let u put ur vagina inside of me

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Hello children! :D

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Man: HEY BITCH! LETS HAVE SEX! Damn ugly woman: OKAY! Next day... Man: Damn that was some nice sex, too bad the bitch was damn ugly though, even trough the beer googles... I wonder where she is... "damn ugly woman": woof woof! Bark bark! Moral: Do you see any moral in this immoral piece of shit? (Ps if you are stupid, the bitch was actually a dog... get it?)

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Sigh... No I do not have a van... Just get in the plane!

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My therapist says I should meet new people.

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Guy- I would do anything for you. Women- I wouldn't do you for anything!

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After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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—do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come back again? —no, and I think you shall not come back ever.

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- Haven't we met before? - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

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-I think you're the best looking girl in here. -Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

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For the males that do not know what I mean with "woman screams" comment below... well HAHAHAHAHAH LOSERS LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEERS! Moral: Read a book about females more interesting parts one day you lazy bastard... as for the girls... I am not talking about anything bad nor dirty... just 12 hour orgasms and such nice things... WHAT? YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT IS HORRIBLE? Well in that case you dont know what you are missing... and you wont ever know.... Ps: Can you believe I am actually trying to get thumbs downs but keep getting upped? Thanks for accepting my ever growing controversial nature, lets keep it that way and soon moral man will uh... receive a medal for uh... well a small keychain for... uh... you know what? Never mind.

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man: would u please me with a blowjob girl: cant u be romantic ? man: would please me with a blowjob at the sunset

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Drink this!

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You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

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