Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Wanna come to my place and spread the word?

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Hey babe, are your parents arseholes? Because your the shit.

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SEE WHAT’S UP, DOWN UNDER.

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Hey there little girl there is a party down my pants you want to come? Oh I'm sorry i don't speak Herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the other side.

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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Guy: Theres this girl and Ive been meaning to ask her something... Girl: I bet I know who it is ;D Guy: Oh good. So is your mom available on Friday?

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Man: So you will come home with me later? Girl: Sure! Man: Great then ill just go find more women I can bang later in the meantime... Moral: Depending of the kind of woman, this is of no consequence...

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - U and me - Grammer freak

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wanna try out my joystick? (gamer-joke)

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How much does a polar bear weigh? On average 1135 lbs.

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Hey baby, do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight. ... Well, you can't score if the player ain't no good.

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At a bar. M: I so wanna sex you! W: What? :) M: What part of sex did you not get? VAGINA! W: You have problems with your heart? (angina) :( M: Stop screwing with me bitch! W: I dont have no itch... :/ *The man gets insulted and leaves* Woman: Cute guy, I wish I wasn't nearly deaf though... Moral "patience is a virtue?" Hell no! The guy got laid with 6 women that day so the moral is "The more people listen to what you have to say, the more you will get laid this day, and a deaf woman is a challenge if she aint your way"

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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- Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? There is no response because she passed out from it and he leaves in order to void suspicion.

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good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

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You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Are those space pants? Cause there's not enough space in my house to fit your ass.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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-Do you like me? -No

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