Boy: Are you Mc Donalds? Girl: Why because your loving it? Boy: No because ur fat and greasy!

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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McDonald's isn't the only thing that is super-sized...

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him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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- I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U - ...

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Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

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Man: Well... you seem female enough at least... wanna come home? Woman?: Uh... well... okay ;) But I am a man thought ;) Man: That is disgusting! I am so ashamed! Not Woman: Oh, well sorry :(.. Man: So... as I said you SEEM female enough so wanna come home? The other man: :D I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ASKED ME! ITS SO BEAUTIFUL... so well... NO! Man: This is not getting anywhere is it? Author. NO!

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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Hey, nice shoes. Where did you buy them ? My girlfriend wants shoes like that.

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-Can I get your Number? -29435566 (see if you can get it.)

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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At a bar: Hello! Moral: Keep the damn lines short! (A moral man original, not to be confused with the exploding bar or whoever put morals in their sstories, feel free to do so though! I mean anyone can see from the quality whose are mine ;)

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Boy- I'm heading back to my place. Want to come? Girl-Sorry you strike me as a person who cums all by himself.

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-Why is one breast bigger than the other? -because I popped it and all the silicone leaked out

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(in a loud club) -Do you wanna dance?! -Umm, with YOU? NO! -What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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-Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! -What a shame, it's expired.

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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