Sugar-free sugar cookies

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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Van what van? GET TO THE CHOPPAH!

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hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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Man: I will make the rape on you now woman! Woman: Wow great Borat imitation bravo! Man: Borat who? *draws gun* Moral: Pretty immoral

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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have met you before? i like eating my dogs shit.

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#1 You're breath smells like Skittles, can I taste the rainbow? No, because , while mine may smell like Skittles, yours reeks. #2 Girl: Hey, I got this new Kiss Proof lip gloss, wanna try it out? (there are 2 answers to this) 1.Boy: Well, yours may be Kiss Proof, but mines not, and I don't have time to re-apply this after 2. Yeah, I do want to try it out, but not with you.

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Guy: Have you ever been surfing? Girl: No; Yes Guy: Wanna surf in my jizz?

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Are you a beaver? Because your overbite seems to be made for my wood. Moral: Take what you see, improve it, and steal the glory... We all do it... maybe not as obvious as this... but judging me badly would be hypocrisy...

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Handsome rich looking man: I would like to take you somewhere nice, maybe watch a movie at the cinema, then we could go to my place and have a romantic dinner.. finally... Girl: YES YES! Man: as I was saying... Finally I can make sweet love with your dog...if its fine by you... Girl: wtf?

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Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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Man and girl talking: Girl: ARE YOU GETTING A HARDON? Man: You think I am a pervert or something? Of course not! Its just the hamster I keep between my ballsack!

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Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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-Can I have your name? -Why? Don’t you already have one?

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GUY- Are you from heaven.....cuz it sure as hell doesn't look like it.

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So you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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Man: Your so hot, i think heavens missing an angel Girl: ... Man: ... Girl: ... Girl 2: Sophie turn your hearing aid on Man: oooh.

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Roses are red violets are blue this isn't a poem I'm a botanist.

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