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why can't a black person play baseball because the steal bases

Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

Hello my name is Pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

- I know how to please a woman. - Then please leave me alone.

No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

Dating tips 101: First you find a girl that likes you. Then you realize no girl likes you. Moral: Lesson done.

Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

Girl: Wanna see my dick? Man: WHAT? Moral: This actually started out as me just mixing up the girl and guy part...

McDonald's isn't the only thing that is super-sized...

if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

Woman: ARGH! I hate fist-ing Man: Fist-Ing? THis tiny hand? Nah baby this is mah PINGAS! Moral: Once you go black, you cant go back.

Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

Male: I'd give her one Female: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last person on earth Male: I was rating you out of 10 you ugly bitch

Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

Are those space pants? Cause there's not enough space in my house to fit your ass.

Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cu.mm.ing too

Guy: Have you ever been surfing? Girl: No; Yes Guy: Wanna surf in my jizz?

If we were confronted, by a vicious man-eating bear with chain-saws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn't be harmed because you're pretty.

hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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