BOY: Are you thinking what im thinking? GIRL: I dont know, what are you thinking? BOY: both of our bum cracks smell like buttery popcorn, i like popcorn :)

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rohypnol. rape drug

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-Did you fall from heaven? Because your an angel -No but did you? Because your face is fucked up!

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Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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Male: Did you get your tickes to the barbercue? Female: What barbercue? Male: The barbercue where i put my meat on your face.

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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Is it true you black men are as hung as a horse? Uh lady, no idea I like ignore their stuff. Yeah but you know, I seen a lot of them and they are huge and look salty an... Woman! Im so outta here! Moral: Now the man is goin! C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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free candy....

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Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got 'Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.' written all over you.

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Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

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Charmeleon is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

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if u were a triangle u'd be an obtuse one fat ass

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Me during the noob days at a bar: Me: So this is fun, want to go to my place and watch The Matrix trilogy all night or something? She: Naaah, I already watched them, but I am sure we can watch something else all night right? Me: Nah, you see I just moved in, and I don't have any other movies, so yeah nice meeting you though! *facepalm*

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I walked into the pub last night with a date and said to the barman, "I'll have a pint of Guinness." My date immediately looked at me and said, "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Of course, how rude of me." I said, "I'll have a pint of Guinness PLEASE."

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Man: Wanna see the best pick up line ever? Its an ancient secret kept for millions of years! Girl: SURE! Man: It only reveals to the fully drunk though so lets get drinking.. Girl: uh... okay... I guess.. Man: Drunk enough? Girl: Ulp... you betcha weird man! Man: Ok its hidden at my place so lets go! Girl: WOHOO!

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Guy for a girl with a dog: -Does the dog have a cell phone? -Why? is your mom in heat?

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-Your eyes like diamonds, they give me hope. -Your eyes are like coal, they do nothing for me. Now please go away.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The holocaust was a disaster, and so are you.

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Hey are you on your period? Because I've been following you and I've noticed there's a blood stain on your ass...

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How much do you love me? Look at the stars and count them Bu-but it's afternoon Exactly

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I really should start saying "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"

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For Christmas I got some toy soldiers, To play with when I'm in bed, But I got bored with my seargents and majors, So I played with my privates instead.

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