Guy: Hi, I am sexually attracted to you. May I walk over to the bar and purchase you a drink and then another and then another untill you become intoxicated and more likely to allow me to have sexual intercourse with you? Girl: You speak funny. Get lost.

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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-don't sit on the table, people eat there! -don't sit on that chair, people sit there!

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-Hey, what's your sign? -I don't know, but yours must be Cancer.

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Superman: I bet I can bang you faster than the speed of light! Woman: OOOOH! OK DO IT! Superman... uh... I already did it 30 times already... "pant" "pant" Woman: uh... really? Uh... was I suppose to feel anythi... Moral: Since when has fast sex been good sex?

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Hey baby, let me take you to heaven.

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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-Hi how are y... -just a minute, I need to drop a shit, be back in a sec.

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if i see you naked i'll die happy Well if i see you naked i'l die instandly

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- Grab your coat, you've pulled - Okay, Bye!

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Male: You are a Drugs? Female: Why? because your so addicted to me? Male: Nope, You ruined my life!

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You smell just like my mom...

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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In a classy bar: KEEP IT CLASSY! Man: Hello there dear... your eyes sparkle like the sun itself... Woman: Oh... thank you random stranger, that is the most beautiful thing someone have ever said to me :D Man: Really? But you are gorgeous (the two proceed to have a long CLASSY conversation and laughing in a classy reserved matter and drinking classy champagne and whatever... and then: Man: Ahahaha yes that is indeed true... By the way... would you mind becoming the single lonely mother of my children? Moral: skipped most of school classes... class ... overrated...

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-Do you mind if i smoke? -No. I dont even mind if you burn....

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I heard this one in real life in Spain, pretty good one: Man: Please marry me! I am nothing without you! Woman: If you are worth nothing then why should I want you? Man: Uh... Moral: Its a great honor having a dedicated group of followers making sure my comments always have red thumbs, thanks to this my sociology studies are complete. My thanks to every azzhole out there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun so get in the van.

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You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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-What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

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Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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