Are you a unicorn cause u sure look horny girl:are u a turtle cause ur really slow ur the 10th guy to hit on me.....in 5 minutes

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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- Is this seat empty? - Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

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Guy: What're you doing Friday night? Girl: Not you.

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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Guy: Hey, I think you're really sweet... Girl: Aww, thanks Guy: Is that why you're so fat?

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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hey Herpes Go Away!

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good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

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Are your legs tired? cuz ive got a raging boner and need to get rid of it

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male: hey i like you can i have your number female: what number? male: your pin number i want your money

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Guy: Hey babe, does the carpet match the drapes? Girl: How do you feel about hardwood?

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guy scientist: hey can i send a probe to explore uranus? girl scientist: hey can i send a rocket with you in it to the sun/

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Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why? Because I'm going to do it anyway!

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- I think i lost my number, can i have yours? - I think i lost my number too.

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This one is for the ladies: Man: If I could put 6 and 9 on my calculator we would have the greatest time ever ;) Woman: If you did that id just put 911 on my cellphone.

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How much do you love me? Look at the stars and count them Bu-but it's afternoon Exactly

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Whenever I look at stars I think of you... Because your only beatiful from a distance.

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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Sorry to take up space, but this is simply my reply to the vile threats to that person whose line starts with "what did you say little bitch", know that he has no idea what he is talking about, and is possibly a simple mental case. Seriously, who the hell are you? And even so, who the hell do you think you are? Yeah with your terrible lack of discipline there is no way in hell you are or would become a soldier. You know very well that the navy would never waste its resources on helping your selfish and childish acts of revenge (or whatever you seek) Death threats will get you nowhere, and you can fully threaten me, but know that I live in Norway, and you can trace me and send your whole unit (if you had one) but by then you would solely be responsible for acts of war and be properly executed for international treason. Know your place civilian, we fight to protect you, do not shame us with your childish vendetta. Drill Sergeant Axel "Strength" Godøy. Aka "Moral Man" Ps: Threaten anyone again, and I will fill a full report and assure that your IP is banned from this network, you are shaming your people, your country and all that fight to defend world peace, try me out and see, give me that luxury.

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I also got a phd. Awesome in what? Uh wait, is phd and std the same? Wait I mean... Moral: Just leave you dont want to find out the wrong way.

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