-Hey Baby, wanna date? -No thanks, I'm allergic to fruits

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- How 'bout we go to your place and take a shower together? - I think my husband and little baby would get a kick out of that!

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Mom im sixteen and after watching some japanese cartoons and dads gone, I wonder if I can... Son please put your pants back on! But mom! Im the man in the house now, so I invited my friends so you and I can have a stamina sex contest and... Moral: If she does not tell you to put up your pants... Well, you are the man in the house son ;)

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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sound of zipper

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You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

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-I love you.

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Do you wanna be a pirate ship? Because there can be tons of seamen inside of you.

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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At a ... PUB! Man: Hey... wanna... go out with a true shinob i ninja? ;) Woman: Are you not supposed to be invisible or something? Man: You can see me? SHIT! (runs away). Moral: So what if she saw you you are all covered in a pajamas anyways...

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Im like a thief and ill steal your virginity!

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Guy: I lost my phone number, Can I have yours? Girl: Your phone service would help you get a new one.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

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Male: hey sexy whats your sign? Female: dead end!

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Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

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-hey baby wanna get a drink? -no but i wanna get the heck away from you

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as my dick.

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I can tell you are single. How? Because you're ugly

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Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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