-If I could arrange the alphabet, that would be cool.

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He: You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She: You are so handsome when you keep your mouth shut.

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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I might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you

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Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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Want to go out? No

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every dick on the way down?

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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.

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"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

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Eat me, I'm organic!

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That outfit looks fantastic on you... ..it would look even better in an evidence bag

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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ur so hot, i'd let u put ur vagina inside of me

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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Did you just fart? 'cos you blew me away

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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Dude: I don't wanna be friends anymore! Dudette: I take it that you found out about my feelings. Dude: Yes. And, at the rate this is going, staying where we are now gets us nowhere. Dudette: *sparkly eyes* So... you mean... Dude: Yes. We are more than friends. I realize that you have realized that. In fact... *steps to whisper in her ear* ... we're like BROTHERS. Dudette: 3

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Dude: Did you fart? Girl: No Dude: Oh I'm sorry because you blew me away

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