Fear not moral man is back, in a moment of weakness I let myself go... let us put it this way... some like me, some hate me, that is what happens when people such as I speak their opinion. And if someday the entire world wants to destroy Moral Man... Moral Man will unleash doomsday! Moral: I am back, like me, hate me, you can still ignore me... but until I get some sleep and can start working out again (icy weather is not for bicycling is it?) Then Moral Man stands... Ps: Hey, thanks there below, my most thumbed up comments had minus 5 and such, so I got kinda down since I thought the internet too needed someone that speaks his mind. More Morals: But then I remembered I do this to entertain myself, and that you downvoters can all go screw yourselves! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAN! MORAL MAAAAAAAAN! Action figures in store now!

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-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

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Have you heard of that new movie "Other People"? Cuz thats what i wanna see.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together. -If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would take 'U' out entirely.

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Hey, can I have your number? No, I'm not a Jew.

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Your father must be a thief, because I saw him stealing at Target earlier.

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"Hey, I have the feeling i've seen you before somewhere..." "Well, could be, I used to be a porn actress.

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You're place or mine? Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Hey baby, wanna make $50?

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Guy: How much does a polar bear way? Girl; About 500 kilograms

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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I am sick of pretty girls, I want something sick smelly disgusting, fat or anorexic, with a personality that kills flowers and that makes me vomit... I guess you will have to do for now. :( Moral: At least she was not the perfect match huh? Always look at the bright side of eternal darkness.

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You like peanuts? Cause I like penis.

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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-Wanna have sex? -No -Damn

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he got me some KY jelly for valentines day saying it was going to make me the happiest woman in the world he was right one squirt of that stuff on my doorknob and he couldn't get in no matter how hard he tried

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Get in the van.

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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My wife does not know it but every time we have sex I put a dollar aside to go toward her Christmas present. So far she is getting a cup of coffee.

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