MAN: hey babe, do think that mabye someday I and U will be next to each other in the alphebet? WOMAN: well N and O are already, sooo.....

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Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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GET IN THE VAN!!!

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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How you doin? go away- I have a gun

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together. - Would you also change it so that I is an object, therefore making your previous sentence grammatically correct? And besides, I already organized the alphabet so that N and O are right next to each other.

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Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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MAN: Did it hurt? WOMAN: Did what hurt? MAN: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? WOMAN: Did it hurt when you were dropped as a baby?

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Are you a magnet, because i'm attracted to you. Yes, i am. So unless you want to have sex with metal, then i suggest you leave.

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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Guy on phone:ok im on my way. Other guy:who was that,your mom? Guy on phone:no yours. (this is not mine ,its from Cyanide en Happines).

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(in a loud club) -Do you wanna dance?! -Umm, with YOU? NO! -What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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Guy: Do you like me? Girl: No Guy: ..... Girl: You didn't ask me if I loved you! Guy: Do you love me? :D Girl: No

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