so... you're a girl,huh?

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

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"Hey, I have the feeling i've seen you before somewhere..." "Well, could be, I used to be a porn actress.

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does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Akshay Kumar's 'Special Chabbis' is a mind-action film, says director

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At a ... PUB! Man: Hey... wanna... go out with a true shinob i ninja? ;) Woman: Are you not supposed to be invisible or something? Man: You can see me? SHIT! (runs away). Moral: So what if she saw you you are all covered in a pajamas anyways...

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Im gonna rape you..

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I'm craving some bacon, wanna strip?

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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-Do you come here often? -I'm about to.

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Hey girl, I just fixed your pipes, I got a pipe of my own that needs some fixing if you know what I mean ;) Moral: Pornography is a lie.

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Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

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"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

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-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

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Here, flowers for a pretty lady. These arent flowers they are leaves. Well you arent a pretty lady so hah!

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Man: Do you sleep on your stomach? Woman: No... Man: Can I?

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Why did the small girl run away? She saw her own coqu in the mirror.

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Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.

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-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

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Guy: Hey is your dad a jeweler? Girl: No, He died a year ago due to a heart condition.

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