WOMAN! GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH NOW! Girl: But I do not even know you!? Man: Oh... uh.. hi sexy.. wanna get to know me?

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Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

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Akshay Kumar's 'Special Chabbis' is a mind-action film, says director

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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- Hello There Pretty Lady! - Hi... - Wow, your the fist girl I've met who has bigger boobs than I do! - Tw*t

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Man: Hey! Are you into stuff like violence robbery rape cheating orgies machismo torture and pedophilia? ;) ;) Girl: WHAT? NO! Man: Ok me neither so you qualify to come home with me. Girl: Well... that honestly makes you better than most of the lot... why not... so yeah lets go!

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Come lay your head upon my chest. (After a moment) Perhaps you'd be more comfortable onmy stomache (pushes head down)

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - U and me - Grammer freak

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-How much do you love me? -Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. -But it's the morning. -Exactly.

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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Hey babe, are your parents arseholes? Because your the shit.

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girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

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Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

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Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

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Man- How much do 2 polar bears weigh? Woman- I don't know? Man- Enough to break the ice, heyy.(;

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Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

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I asked my friend who the prettiest girl in here is, and he told me to ask you because you seemed more familiar with everyone here.

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