Him: I'd go through anything for you. Her: The exit's over there.

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Yo girl... My feelings keep growing, I just have to say it, but it might be too soon, it might even risk our friendship. Awww, just say it. Ok girl, I hate you more for every day, you fucking ugly bitch, if it where not for your money, id leave right away. Moral: Its not about what you want, its about what you need, therefore I decided I only need whatever I want, case closed.

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- So what do you do for a living? - I'm a female impersonator.

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Tenth year anniversary female edition: Love, for each day my love grows stronger for you. Too bad honey, I married a old man and was hoping you would be dead by now. Oh! What a shock! Do you really mean that? Sigh... No, whispers: I was just hoping that would give you a stroke that's all) What was that last thing you said? Nothing "dear" Moral: Cyanide, just mash the seeds of six apples, use a syringe and presto! Dead family!

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

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The anti pickup line hard to believe: Woman: Me so hony! Me wan lose virginity to you! I make free love for hours! Man: Wow, are you that popular Asian supermodel known for her enormous tits? I heard you really are virgin! Damn I am single and all but I kinda promised my ex girlfriend I would help her get back together with the guy she cheated on me with. Woman: But me so hony! I wait for u for many many long time! But I wait for u only for a month is looong time! Man: Eh, I kinda promised I would fix her washing machine too, and then I have to cut her grandmothers toenails and... Anyways sorry I cant this month :( Moral: Yeah like that is ever going to happen! (then again I tend to expect too much)

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Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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Hey girl, I am a rich guy with a huge estate and stuff, while you live under a cardboard box so... Your place or mine? Both, I to your place, and you to mine.

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Man: Wanna come to my place? Woman: Maybe if you take of the ski-mask and black clothing... Man: But then you'll ruin the surprise! :(

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So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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He: You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She: You are so handsome when you keep your mouth shut.

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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Man: Do you like a sensitive guy? Women: Yeah, I used to be one.

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?

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- Hey, what do you do for a living? - Female impersonator

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I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

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Female=You Son of a B*tch! Male=Hi Mum!

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GET IN THE VAN!!!

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- Does this rag smell like ether? - MMMPPPHHRPHRRG!

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Real life again. I was about twenty and things where going on really well with a shy Swedish girl... Me: Hey, my name is Axel, you know, like Axel Rose? ;) She: I hate that guy! Me: Me too! She: Are you being fake? I dont want to talk to you anymore. Me: No wait I really hate him! She: So desperate... (pats me on the head and leaves me feeling pretty stupid) Moral: Last time I used that one, I hate Axel Rose and I hate my parents naming me after that bastard

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