Hello my name is Pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

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Am I having a erection or am I just glad to see you? Moral: My d1ck in my hand is HARDly a better option than my d1ck in a bush.

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adam burdass

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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- you come here often? -i used to until you came here

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Hey girl, I am a rich guy with a huge estate and stuff, while you live under a cardboard box so... Your place or mine? Both, I to your place, and you to mine.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - U and me - Grammer freak

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Guy: Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night Girl: Well I have a car, how about I run you over with it instead?

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-What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

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Every girl wants to be swept off her feet... It's when you put her in the trunk of your car that she starts to freak out.

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do you work at subway? 'cause you give me foot long. i'll do you a favour and cut it up

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Guy: Hey baby, you must be a general, because you're making my PRIVATES stand at attention! Girl: Hmm..they're still a MAJOR disappointment.

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- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment...

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

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Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

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Hi, GET IN THE VAN, Drink this, Don't Scream whisper* "does ur body fit in my trunk?"

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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Mario: Ey princess, wanna make the sexy time eh? Princess: With a fat Italian plumber? HELL NO! Bowser: MWAHAHAHA I AM SO GONNA RAPE YOU WITH MY SPINY DICK! Princess: HELP HELP MARIO I WILL DO ANYTHING JUST SAVE ME! NO BOWSER PLEASE DO NOT PUT IT IN THERE! ITS TOO TIGH... Shigeru Miyamoto: So this is how I wanted to make the Super Mario series... sexy eh? Girl: DISGUSTING! Shigeru Miyamoto: Well what do you think about the idea with Monkey Dong and the other girl tha...HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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-Heyyy there (; -Im lesbian.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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