From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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Man: Do you sleep on your stomach? Woman: No... Man: Can I?

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My friend and I flipped a coin to see who will ask you out and I won.

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

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Me about four years ago: Girl: So what do you do? Me: I am an author. Girl: Cool! So like what do you write and stuff? Me: I am on my third book I am writing for Tom Clancy. Girl: Get outta here! You are so full of shit! This kinda happened a lot of times actually. ...Its true, then he died, now I am trying to rewrite the whole piece of crap into science fiction, yeah! Come sue me CLANCY! Do you think ANYBODY thought that you could write like 732 books a year? (Even though they where pieces of shit, I would know, mine are still the worst rated, but not worst selling because I dont know)

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I've got candy.

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Male- You have 206 bones in your body, You want another ?

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Her: Guess what? Him: What? Her Yo Mama! Him: Is she that slut i did last night?

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Hey i got a job for you. But it blows.

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every dick on the way down?

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Do you live around here often?

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girl - leave! boy - no girl - leave now! boy - i cant girl - why boy - i broke my foot girl - oh

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down

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Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

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I'll never forget the day I swept you off of my feet.

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will you marry me

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

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Man: I wanna know what love iiiiiiis... And I want you to show meeeeeeeeee! *Woman slams man with baseball bat* Man: Urgh... ARGH MY FACE BLEEDING EVERYWHERE! WHYYYY! Woman: I love baseball! Moral: Stupid singing idiot, if that is not the worst pick up line ever, then some other is!

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-You're fat! -No I'm not. -You will be, when my dick is in you

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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guy scientist: hey can i send a probe to explore uranus? girl scientist: hey can i send a rocket with you in it to the sun/

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Male: hey sexy whats your sign? Female: dead end!

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Glass Basketball

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