(Based on a few real life experiences) Man: Hey girl wanna hang out an.. Girl: OMG IMMA ORGASMIN YES I COME WIT YOU AND WE HAVE WILD SAX IN MAH DERTY PUSSY AND THEN YOU LIKK MY ASS GOOD AND CLEEN! Man: Uh... I think I left my wallet im my pocket... which I think is in my fridge.. at home... gotta go before the house burns down you know... "runs off"

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Guy : Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Girl : No, why? Guy : Because I can totally see myself in your pants!

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Nice Shirt. It would look better on my bedroom floor.

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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i would drag my balls through miles of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkey-talkey

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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Boy: You remind me of the ocean Girl: Because I'm mysterious, adventurous, and romantic? Boy: No, because you make me sick

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GUY: are you trash? cuz i'd like to take you out friday night GIRL: are you trash? cuz you smell like it

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wanna go halves on a b*stard?

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Male: (Pulls Female in close, strokes her hair, and mutters 'My precious' over and over to himself)

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why can't a black person play baseball because the steal bases

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Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

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At the library: So girl, how about we find a nice quiet place? Moral: Location, location...

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You're gorgeous! Can you smell that? Oh god it's awful!

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greetings clarisse...

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A long time ago I had a vision of someone like you. I was in a psych ward, wearing a straight jacket. Would you like some blended cheese?

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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Man: Hey you female? Cuz I am a horny man and... *door slams*

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If you were my daughter id still be bathing you

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He- You've got something on your ass. She- What? He- Oh never mind, it's just a period stain.

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Are you an erection? 'Cause you're growing on me.

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Man: Dayuuuum *slaps ass* Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

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I have a knife and a penis. Choose which one goes in you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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