Man: (Ugh worst food ever). Girl: U like it? Man: I love it girl! Girl: Aww, I am gonna make this every day ever! Moral: Hey, if she got big tits, then keep lying.

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Famous male actors guide on pick-up. 1. Enter Disco. 2. Say hello out loud. 3. By this point you`re screwed... literally.

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- If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. - Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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-What sign were you born under? -No Parking.

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Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: no Guy: Good! Because I have to go take a shit!

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Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. *unzips pants*

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Guy: Hey want to hear a joke about my penis? No wait it's too long Girl: Hey want to hear a joke about my vagina? No wait you won't get it.

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Ever kissed a bunny inbetween the ears? Nope. I'm allergic to them.

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guy: hey baby come join the PEN15 club with mee ;) girl: whats that?? guy: come and i will show you...*goes into the guys restroom with her*....lets go to the restroom and never rest...except you can rest on my PEN15

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

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GET IN THE VAN!!!

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-Eeeeeeeey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? -An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),[4] while an adult female is about half that.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? On average 1135 lbs.

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

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I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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He - Nice shoes. She - Thanks. He - But i think they would look better in my pants.

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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Man: I am willing to give my life for you. Woman: How about you fucking get one instead and rather seek me out then? Moral: M-M-M-Morale breaker!

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