Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" as far apart as possible.

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Are you from Jamaica because I'm from Jamaica and I think I recognize you? Your ugly as hell by the way.

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*on Halloween* Male: My name's Dick, and you're a very pretty PUSSY-cat. Female: I'll cut off your penis.

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You wanna have sex and get married?? Ok... Sorry.

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Female Police officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: Boobies.

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GIRL: Has anyone ever told you how hansom you are? MAN: My mother, some of her older friends, and beautiful women your age that I end up sleeping with.

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Girl: Go f**k yourself Guy: can you help me?

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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Me noob days the triology... Or something like that. Girl: So you looking for company or sex or something? Me: Something like that. Girl: Cool because you see my friend over there, he is gay too and...*breaking bad Doc tells Walter he has cancer sound* Last time I painted my nails black just because IT LOOKED FUCKING AWESOME OKAY!

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Couple in bed: Woman: I want some variation... you into roleplay? Man: Sure! Woman: Ok, Ill be a hot housemaid... Man: OK but they have little mana so... ill be a firemage! Woman: Huh? Man: SHHHH! its not your time to attack yet! Moral: Geeks...

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Are you a computer technician? Because you turn my hardware into software.

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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I have the smallest erected dick in town, if you don't believe me ask my mama!

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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Hey giiiiiiiiiiirl, I'm no Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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I have a knife and a penis. Choose which one goes in you.

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Girl: Wanna see my dick? Man: WHAT? Moral: This actually started out as me just mixing up the girl and guy part...

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Do you why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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