hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. -Nah, i already like it the way it is, with N and O beside each other

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Hey girl! Faggot.

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You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

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Man: Hey lady, wanna come home with me? Woman: A man like you :D would ask a woman like me? I... I cannot believe it... sniff... excuse me this is so beautiful... ;D I want to of course of course I want to... Man: Want to? Woman: Tell you to go screw yourself moron! Man: But you said beautiful as you looked into my eyes and seemed so happy... Woman: Yes I was looking at my reflection in your eyes to avoid having to look at your disgustingly ugly face! REJECTED like a SONIC BOOM! (now that one was for the non lesb... I mean non drunk women, see? I am quite equal, even to the weaker, yet hot gender)

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I have a twin bed...we should have a threesome;)))

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what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

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What's worse than walking on a beach? Not walking on a beach.

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Man enters bar: Man: I AM MORAL MAN! My spear shall cut down the zealots, and my shield shall block (yeah you wish) be used as a additional weapon to push people down so I can thrust my spear even deeper into their hatred filled hearts! Woman: WOW! Moral: This pickup line wont work of course... not for you you aren`t the one and only EPIC: MORAL MAN! ;) Aka Epic man to those that still fail to understand that my morals are morals for a new order! No more religious wars, no more pedophiles, no more hatecrime... stand by me, and I shall not only speak for you, but also fight for you!

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Man: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Me during the noob days at a bar: Me: So this is fun, want to go to my place and watch The Matrix trilogy all night or something? She: Naaah, I already watched them, but I am sure we can watch something else all night right? Me: Nah, you see I just moved in, and I don't have any other movies, so yeah nice meeting you though! *facepalm*

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Him: I'd go through anything for you. Her: The exit's over there.

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Ugly begins with U. But awesome ends with ME.

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I am sick of pretty girls, I want something sick smelly disgusting, fat or anorexic, with a personality that kills flowers and that makes me vomit... I guess you will have to do for now. :( Moral: At least she was not the perfect match huh? Always look at the bright side of eternal darkness.

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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So you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

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HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

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Girl: How come you never look at me when we make love? Guy: Your face is taking away the memory of your sister's.

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