I think I shit myself

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- Haven't we met before? - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

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-Did it hurt -What when i fell from heaven? -No when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down

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Walking to your car alone later?

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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-Hey babe, wanna go to my place and bang all night long? -No you freak. -Well, I gave you a choice.

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You look like a dog... Wana bone?

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Boy: So...Um...How's life? Girl: Great, until you came along.

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hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. -Nah, i already like it the way it is, with N and O beside each other

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-Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours? -No.

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Man: HELP! HELP! MY PENIS IS GONE! SOMEONE HELP ME FIND IT! Woman: OMG I am a nurse, we must find it before its too late! Where did you last see it? Man: It... it was around inside my pants somewhere... It should not be too hard to find it... cuz its pretty big...

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My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm but I accidentally gave her the glue stick, she is still not talking to me.

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Male: Paper or plastic? Female: What? Male: Paper or plastic, you know, to put over your head.

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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- Does this rag smell like ether? - MMMPPPHHRPHRRG!

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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Miss excuse me but... Moral: Admitt it fucker, you cant pick up a girl by apolgizing for whatever you are gonna do beforehand. GIMME FIVE! (red thumbs, red is the color of love or something)

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

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Girl: Go f**k yourself Guy: can you help me?

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