- Anti-Pickup Line

Ever kissed a bunny inbetween the ears? Nope. I'm allergic to them.

Guy: Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night Girl: Well I have a car, how about I run you over with it instead?

why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

Hello, it's nice to meet you.

Are those space pants? Because no one is going to hear you scream later.

At some random bar: Man: I am Duke Nukem! Woman: DISGUSTING! Man: Huh? Moral: Sometimes you have to play the new games to understand the old...

"I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

Hi there, the voices in my head are telling me to talk to you.

You're too easily offended. I cannot believe you said that.

Guy: Hey baby, did you come by car? Girl: No I walked. Guy: Well I can make you come in mine.

Man, no im still waiting,need to get my kids, hope its fine son, okay punches, captain falcon, but you break my jaw, I wont even ask for you to pay the bill, ill expect it. Man, good times, honestly, i was not even drunk, I was high as shit, never again tho, they did not tell me it was "magic tobacco" until I started seeing numbers NUMBAS! Hey, mind if I come stay sometime? I mean we really miss you son, you always at the fuckhouse now. Just me and... Well the gang... Just like the twelve of us, tell me who you dont want to invite and ill bounce him out for you. Man dog, that chick I punched down was pretty as fuck, she would have been my wife... Anyway just fucking happy finally a real car dude! If she fucks you to death, you gonna go out young and a Legend among gods, let her keep on sucka! (just don forget bout my sis huh? She asks about you too fucking much already) Man, you got me typing almost as much as you dog, anyway is you know, in four hours allright? If not screw my kid, I need a car ill get him a cab.

- I can tell that you want me. - Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.

roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

-I like my woman like I like my coffee... without a penis

Why didn't the boy make the soccer team? He missed the tryouts

Me about four years ago: Girl: So what do you do? Me: I am an author. Girl: Cool! So like what do you write and stuff? Me: I am on my third book I am writing for Tom Clancy. Girl: Get outta here! You are so full of shit! This kinda happened a lot of times actually. ...Its true, then he died, now I am trying to rewrite the whole piece of crap into science fiction, yeah! Come sue me CLANCY! Do you think ANYBODY thought that you could write like 732 books a year? (Even though they where pieces of shit, I would know, mine are still the worst rated, but not worst selling because I dont know)

- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

Man, stay alive, I dont even got time to read that shit. See you around son.

Come lay your head upon my chest. (After a moment) Perhaps you'd be more comfortable onmy stomache (pushes head down)

You look exactly like my sister.

Sugar-free sugar cookies

At a moral man bar... "the most awesome place on earth": Man: I thumb down my comments now, and somehow they end up thumbed the next day... Woman: Uh... what comments? Moral: Be specific... or at least dont brag to pick up chicks... now if you wanna be yourself and could not give shit about the rest, then go ahead! It will actually improve your chances!

who wants to play EPAR

Anti-Pickup Line

A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general!

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