Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

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Woman enters gynecologist office: Man: YO I am the vaginator! Woman: Vaginator? Man: You know, the guy that is gonna fu.. I mean study your pussy with the long hard spear and see if your juices are okay and stuff... Woman: HuuuuuuuH? Moral: Writing this makes me understand why some women dont exactly enjoy a trip to the "Vaginator" so I forgot the moral and the point... my sympaties though...

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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- Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? There is no response because she passed out from it and he leaves in order to void suspicion.

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Hey baby. Do you drive a slug bug on a rainbow? If so, I'll drive.

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M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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-I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? -No.

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That outfit looks fantastic on you... ..it would look even better in an evidence bag

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"is that a ladder in your tights? or a fire escape for the crabs?"

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Ever kissed a bunny inbetween the ears? Nope. I'm allergic to them.

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Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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why are you you touching me ????

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why did the boy laugh? A:he saw another boy get raped by a giant scorpian

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Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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Hey, are you an angel? Because you smell like you've been dead for a while

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Hey, nice shoes..... Wanna F***?

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"Hey girl, is there a mirror in your pants?" "No, that's just my penis."

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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Man: May I have this dance? Woman: Take it, it's all yours [goes away]

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Nice legs what time do they open

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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