I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

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Have you met Ted?

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Did you gain weight? Because I think your gravitational pull towards me just increased.

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Hey i got a job for you. But it blows.

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A 85 year old man was at a bar, he goes up to the first hot thing he sees and asks do I come here often?

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Girl: Wanna see my dick? Man: WHAT? Moral: This actually started out as me just mixing up the girl and guy part...

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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He - Nice shoes. She - Thanks. He - But i think they would look better in my pants.

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Man: Hey you are so pretty I bet you are a hooker! Woman: Uh.. thanks but no.. Man: Damn... I was hoping to get laid tonight...

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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Male - Your a sight for sore eyes Female - And your a sight that causes sore eyes

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- How do you like your eggs in the morning? - Unfertilized !

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.. and crushed all the people below (for a fat girl)

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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Soon

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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What did the blond do when the web page she was visiting didn't load? She checked if her wireless access had been somehow cut off and then hit the refresh button and waited for the page to load again.

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M. you have a sweet pussy. W. WHAT!? M. Your cat, she is very friendly

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Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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Girl: Do you know any good movies? Boy: Snakes on a plane Girl: Whats it about? Boy: It's about Horses.. on a boat.

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