At a cemetery: Girl: This place is so creepy at night... I should have left sooner... Man: RAWRGH! BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!! Girl: EEEEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man *takes off makeup and fake blood* Man; Well, I guess that did not work... Moral: If they dont like you while you are alive, there are always un-dead options...

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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- Do you have the time? - Sure, if you have the place!

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- I think i lost my number, can i have yours? - I think i lost my number too.

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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Boy: You know the keyboard says that U and I are together. Girl: It also says JK

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Boy: Hey girl, do you wanna play hard to get? Girl: No. Boy: That's the spirit!

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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Mother: Fuck me son fuck me harder. Me: Mother no! My body is not ready aaaaaaaaaarghhh! Moral: Why do dreams have to stop when it gets good? Dont know son, ready for round two?

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Girl:Want to go out this Friday? Boy: No I like to stay inside. Girl: No I mean are you free this Friday? Boy:No Im expencive!

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Welcome to DIE!

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2 fake blondes hitting on me. blondes: we're twins! me: so where are you from? blonde1: canada! blonde2 (at the same time): finland!

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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Male: hey sexy whats your sign? Female: dead end!

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Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Drunk woman enters what she thinks is a bar... (how original). "man gets close to her" Woman: You men are all dogs! Man: Bark bark! Woman: No need to get cheeky with me asshole! Man: Bark bark... Woman proceeds to pass out and wake up at a kennel... "Mandog": Bark bark. Moral: If you think every man is a dog, then you may just be bark barking the wrong tree... or place... I mean dont expect to find nice men at a dirty bar, and dont expect to find horny jerks at your church reunion. (A moral man original... and I actually like this one!)

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Man: Wanna come home watch my REALLY big stamp collection? ;) ;) Girl: Sure ;) ;) At home: Man: Why are you taking your clothes off? Girl: Uh... nevermind... Moments later: Man: And this one is a rare misprint from 1980, and this one is actually quite common but.., Girl: Sigh... :(

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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I may have never f*cked a 10 before, but I did f*ck five 2's.

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Guy enters a bar: Guy: I have some really bad self-esteem and would really apreciate if someone would give me a chance and... Gorgeous woman: Hey, I would love to get to know you, and maybe take you home and... Guy: WHAT? THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN TO ME! I CANT HANDLE IT! HEEEEEEEEEEELP! (Runs out of bar screaming)

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Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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