- Anti-Pickup Line

Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

roses are red, violets are blue, my toe hurts.

M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

Roses are red Violets are gold Get on your knees And do what your told

If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

You look like a dog... Wana bone?

Boy: Are you Mc Donalds? Girl: Why because your loving it? Boy: No because ur fat and greasy!

Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Boy : Gurle: hi

Sorry to take up space, but this is simply my reply to the vile threats to that person whose line starts with "what did you say little bitch", know that he has no idea what he is talking about, and is possibly a simple mental case. Seriously, who the hell are you? And even so, who the hell do you think you are? Yeah with your terrible lack of discipline there is no way in hell you are or would become a soldier. You know very well that the navy would never waste its resources on helping your selfish and childish acts of revenge (or whatever you seek) Death threats will get you nowhere, and you can fully threaten me, but know that I live in Norway, and you can trace me and send your whole unit (if you had one) but by then you would solely be responsible for acts of war and be properly executed for international treason. Know your place civilian, we fight to protect you, do not shame us with your childish vendetta. Drill Sergeant Axel "Strength" Godøy. Aka "Moral Man" Ps: Threaten anyone again, and I will fill a full report and assure that your IP is banned from this network, you are shaming your people, your country and all that fight to defend world peace, try me out and see, give me that luxury.

One hot summer night in 1960, Steve had his first date with Susie. He went to pick her up and her mom answered the door. She invited him in, and asked him what they planned to do on their date. Steve replied that they’d probably see a movie then get a burger. Susie’s mom said, “Well, Susie really likes to screw.” Steve said, “Huh?” Her mom said, “Yes, she loves it. She could probably screw all night.” “Okay, thanks!” replied Steve, mentally rearranging his plans for the night. A few minutes later Susie came downstairs and they left on their date. About a half hour later Susie came running back in the house, her clothes disheveled, and yelled: “Mom, it’s called the TWIST! The name of the goddamn dance is the TWIST!”

Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

Guy : Hey, there's a party in my pants. Wanna join? ;] Girl : Can't, I'm allergic to crabs.

your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

Hey giiiiiiiiiiirl, I'm no Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got 'Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.' written all over you.

-don't sit on the table, people eat there! -don't sit on that chair, people sit there!

Hey Baby, Whats your name? Dave ...(silence)...

Hey, you're cute... lets bang.

Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

girl:go away! boy:okay girl:i need space boy:okay just one meter girl: no i"m not kidding boy:i know girl:my mother hate's you boy:i hate her too.! girl:we are now break boy:okay i"m hungry lets eat! girl:you don't understand me boy:no i"m understand you girl:you are philosopher i hate you boy:what? girl:nothing at the end of the story they loved each other

Anti-Pickup Line

A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general!

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