the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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-Eeeeeeeey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? -An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),[4] while an adult female is about half that.

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Roses are red, something something, I am just too desperate to concentrate please let me just put it in you.

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car I want to rape you

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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"Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out." "I charge $80 with anesthesia, $40 without."

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- What's a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

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-I love you.

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Baby, I love every muscle in your body... Especially mine.

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it Man: It's ok, it was probably too dirty for me anyways.

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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you look fap-fap-fap-fabulous

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The holocaust was a disaster, and so are you.

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How much do you like peanut butter?

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wanna try out my joystick? (gamer-joke)

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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