Girl - You smell nice, what have you got on? Boy - I have a hardon but i didn't think you could smell it.

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-If I take you home, will you iron my clothes and make me a sandwich?

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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Losers pick-up sex guide. 1. Create a beautiful environment at home, with candles, romantic music, etc. 2. Buy lube, some sexy female underwear, a couple of sex toys, some erotic magazines to excite you`re partner. 3. Pick-up you`re stuff and masturbate.

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

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HONEY! I SEE MEDUSA!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait, it was just you

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This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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If you were my daughter id still be bathing you

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NO WAIT SON ITS 999 FUCK COME ON! DONT GO "NERO SAYS WITH ME SON!" I mean that shit you pull on everyone, come on man, I posted wrong... Yeah your word is law and all that So can we like make a deal? You pay my repair wreck of a car and you can slash the damn tires yourself if you wanna later?

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guy: can i rape you? girl: No Guy: great that means any sex we have from now on is consensual, thanks

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Big Black Guy: Yo, whats your name there sexy? My name is Tyrone Bigs Dicks, but my NBA teammates call me Mr.BigDingDong, I play for the HUGE Chicago BIGC0cks if I seem familiar to you ;),... Woman: Wow, awesome ;) and why do they call you that? Big Black Guy:Sigh... I was afraid you would ask... I actually got no idea... But I do not think there are any Big HUGE hard facts... Woman: :/ Big Black Guy: Where you going? Hey! Moral: Lol cannot stop laughing myself! "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WE PRESENT TO YOU THE HUGE CHICAGO BIGC0CKS!

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B:wanna go out sometime? G:I'll go out now and get away from you.

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Man: I wanna know what love iiiiiiis... And I want you to show meeeeeeeeee! *Woman slams man with baseball bat* Man: Urgh... ARGH MY FACE BLEEDING EVERYWHERE! WHYYYY! Woman: I love baseball! Moral: Stupid singing idiot, if that is not the worst pick up line ever, then some other is!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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Hey are you on your period? Because I've been following you and I've noticed there's a blood stain on your ass...

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

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me- hey baby wanna hve sexual intercourse girl- sure because using the word intercourse in a sentence tunrs me on.

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