Penis. I got it

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You're like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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M: What's your name? W: Jenny. M: What's your number? W: eight-six-seven-five-three-oh-ni-yie-yen

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WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED. Originally Posted at: Collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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you actually look alright with the lights on.

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Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

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I know who you are, and where you live. Can we meet there later?

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Hey, nice shoes..... Wanna F***?

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I just killed my wife. What should I do?

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Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -You look like a rapist.

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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You're gorgeous! Can you smell that? Oh god it's awful!

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Van what van? GET TO THE CHOPPAH!

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the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

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Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

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A: Did I see you walking out of that bar or was it an angel? :D B: I'm your mom you pervert.

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Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

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-Get in the Van

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Wife: I have a confession to tell you my wife said to me one day... Before we got together I was raped by a masked man and I really liked it. Me: I know.

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Hey, nice shoes. Where did you buy them ? My girlfriend wants shoes like that.

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