Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

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Twinkle winkle little star, cuz my star is what you are... Moral: Heh, that one might actually work if you do it spontaneously and mean it, damn I keep failing at making bad pickuplines, I am so good I cannot fail! I WANT TO FAIL! (Legal disclaimer: Not really I just go hi-wire after... "flirting" yeaaaaaaah lets be subtle now "Moral" Man)

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Hello my name is Horny and... oops... I got it wrong didn't I?

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Her: Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number Him: Tibet you are. But I'm not Russian into anything, sorry.

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-There's a 'U' in beautiful. -Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

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Man: Hey lady, wanna come home with me? Woman: A man like you :D would ask a woman like me? I... I cannot believe it... sniff... excuse me this is so beautiful... ;D I want to of course of course I want to... Man: Want to? Woman: Tell you to go screw yourself moron! Man: But you said beautiful as you looked into my eyes and seemed so happy... Woman: Yes I was looking at my reflection in your eyes to avoid having to look at your disgustingly ugly face! REJECTED like a SONIC BOOM! (now that one was for the non lesb... I mean non drunk women, see? I am quite equal, even to the weaker, yet hot gender)

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haha

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Boy:Nice hair Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

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i would drag my balls through miles of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkey-talkey

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boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!

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You allergic to semen?

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Man: I bet you havent seen a really big dick before ;) ;) Woman: No... but I have seen yours... The man proceeds to stare at the floor and leaves in shame...

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Ugly begins with U. But awesome ends with ME.

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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-Eeeeeeeey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? -An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),[4] while an adult female is about half that.

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Roses are red, something something, I am just too desperate to concentrate please let me just put it in you.

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car I want to rape you

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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"Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out." "I charge $80 with anesthesia, $40 without."

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- What's a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

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-I love you.

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