*When you get her to your place* I'm just going to be honest. I've been on the FBI's most wanted list for quite some time now.

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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man: would u please me with a blowjob girl: cant u be romantic ? man: would please me with a blowjob at the sunset

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

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-As I slipped my finger in her hole I could feel her getting wetter and wetter, When I pulled it out she was going down on me. I should probably start looking for a new boat...

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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-Go on don't be shy, Ask me out. -Okay Go out.

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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Famous male actors guide on pick-up. 1. Enter Disco. 2. Say hello out loud. 3. By this point you`re screwed... literally.

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roses are red violets are blue My dog gives me a bigger orgasm then you

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imgonna r@pe you

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Now this one is for the ladies: Girl: Hey there Alexa! Long time no see! Woman: Indeed dear, so... do you still do YOGA!? Girl: Nah I stopped after the YOGA FIRE! lessons and the YOGA TELEPORT! Lessons where too expensive... Woman: too bad! Can you still bend your legs behind your back though? ;) It looked so sexy... Girl: Oh well, as long as you can still do you YOGA STRETCH tongue you can come home with me and teach me a thing or two since I am just 19 and you are a 35 year old couger... if you know what I mean ;) Woman: Sure! I can teach you a lot of lusty immoral things ;). Conclusion: Girl: Not there... its hurts. Woman: Just relax girl, and it will work... Girl: YES OH YES!!! Moral: To show that my stories also support the ladies ;) Hey... its called the ANTIPICKUPLINE after all right?

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Why didn't the boy make the soccer team? He missed the tryouts

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Do you believe in rape by first sight? Moral: I think its immoral enough as it is already.

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Him: What's it like in Hell? Her: Why are you asking me that? Him: Because you're the devil and I know where the f*ck you came from; I can see you're horny.

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hey you look like a good practice girl.

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Man at bar: Hey girls... want my banana in your pajamas? ;) ;) ;) Girls: YEAH! Man: "thinks for himself..."... man I never get this reaction from girls.. you are a bunch of skanks and sluts... (leaves the bar) In the end, we are never happy with what we get are we? yeah... this is kinda the moral of this story... (Ps: My banana in your pajamas... I got a girlfriend, but someday Im gonna try that pick up line... hahahaha

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My friend and I flipped a coin to see who will ask you out and I won.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

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