Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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Guy: I think I got lost in your eyes. Girl: Here's a GPS. Go find yourself.

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He: I know all 21 letters of the Alphabet She: Isn't there 26?? He: Oh yeah...i keep forgetting URAQT

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Her: Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number Him: Tibet you are. But I'm not Russian into anything, sorry.

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Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

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Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. (;

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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Man- How much do 2 polar bears weigh? Woman- I don't know? Man- Enough to break the ice, heyy.(;

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you burst through the asphalt, emerging from the depths of hell.

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I've got candy.

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Guy: (any sexual pick up line) Girl: I'm sorry but I don't think there is enough room in my pants for two assholes.

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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- Grab your coat, you've pulled - Okay, Bye!

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Hello I am a violent rapist, oh wait I meant to say my name first and the other much later... Moral: its official you suck!

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- What's a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

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Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

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Will you marry me? WHO ARE YOU?

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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You're too easily offended. I cannot believe you said that.

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It that a tsunami in your panties or are you excited to see me.. :)

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(in a bar) Guy: Know how to play any instruments? Girl: No...but I wanna learn. Can you teach me? Guy:Sure..ever heard of the skin flute? Girl: (unaware) No. Can you teach me to play it? Guy: Sure, I can. :) (The girl leaves with the guy as he looks over his shoulder and winks with the thought of getting laid)

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Guy: How much does a polar bear way? Girl; About 500 kilograms

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