HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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- If you were a booger I'd pick you first - If you were a booger I'd throw you away...

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- Is it hot in here, or is it just the broken A/C unit?

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Man with huge arms and HUGE muscles enters a... pub! (for variety`s sake) "Hey you like fisting!" Woman: Yeah kinda.. I mean HOLY SHIT NO! I DONT PLEASE STOP NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! Moral: Get a room you two! (a moral man original)

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Are you a magnet, because i'm attracted to you. Yes, i am. So unless you want to have sex with metal, then i suggest you leave.

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Sorry Nero, this is still Golgo 12, I am trying to reach you here as the other place is down, I can see why some people consider you insane, sorry to admit I left the order by the time you left as well, Eliza was the only one that could keep up with your stuff, the rest well you know... So point zero is some kind of elysum now huh? For real? And you rule there? I mean I never doubted your wisdom, but six million people living some kinda new world order at point zero? Thats hard to believe.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

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Do you know karate... 'Cause I wanna know if you can fight back!

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BOY: Are you a chicken? GIRL: Why? BOY: Because I'll like you to lay on my eggs all day...

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Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Sorry i only sleep with dead bodies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the other side.

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Nielsen: Nice beaver! Woman: Thanks! Nielsen: No I mean you have a nice p*ssy Woman: Ah! Thank you! (cat meows) Nielsen: No I mean you have a nice wet vagina. Woman: Is this in the script? Director: CUT! Nielsen: What? Cant a man improvise? I mean OJ does it, and he is quite the nice fella... Moral: "Quite the nice fella" Yeah reminds me of good old dad, nice to everyone, and could take a lot of shit, but as much as I asked him how he was doing, I got an uppercut to the face and a nice trip in a ambulance... Started when I was 4, I crushed his upper Jaw in self defense when I was 16... ah... hmm... Why am I sharing this? Then again why not... When have I not spoken my mind.

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I may have never f*cked a 10 before, but I did f*ck five 2's.

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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M: What's your name? W: Jenny. M: What's your number? W: eight-six-seven-five-three-oh-ni-yie-yen

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Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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