are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down

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Actor walks in street... Woman: HEY ITS YOU! THE GUY THAT PLAYED GANDALF THE GAY!... Uh I mean Gandalf the GRAY! Actor: WRONG WOMAN! I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNETISM! Moral: Please take no insult Esteemed Mr.Ian McKellen you are a fantastic actor... as for the rest of you, feel free to feel as insulted as you want... I mean its your own trucking choice :P.

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As original as things get: Pickup in the future! Android: Greetings Alpha six zero zero,requesting access code for insertion of my intercourse-D.I.C.K card into your V.A.G 2.0 intercourse receiver! Another Android: Access granted Zero six nine eight, engaging card...System! Deactivate mini-android production systems and engage cooldown systems to avoid critical overheats, lubricate essentials for easy access, I have no entry code, engage at once! Moral: I honestly thought it would end up in failure, but damn androids are easy!

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I love you more than my jar of fingers.

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Ever kissed a bunny inbetween the ears? Nope. I'm allergic to them.

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-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

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Male: (Pulls Female in close, strokes her hair, and mutters 'My precious' over and over to himself)

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jack sanders

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H3LL0 Girls, You need some THERAPEY? Call Nero The Moralman For A qualified TheRapist. The number? You wont get it, so then you will go mad with lust and need therapey Moral: Ooooh... I says ANTI Pickup line... Whats that? More Moral: Nothing is immoral! Everything is Moral MORAL MAN!

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MAN: hey babe, do think that mabye someday I and U will be next to each other in the alphebet? WOMAN: well N and O are already, sooo.....

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Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? -That depends on the size of the rock. -You don't really get it, do you? -Get what?

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good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

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A man walks up to the woman, and says, "I'd like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?" The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

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- I can make your bed rock. - Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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guy: hey baby come join the PEN15 club with mee ;) girl: whats that?? guy: come and i will show you...*goes into the guys restroom with her*....lets go to the restroom and never rest...except you can rest on my PEN15

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange

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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I don't want for Christmas?

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You're so hot, you should wear a burkha over your face.

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