Yo imma let you finish yourself off

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-You look like a dream. -Go back to sleep.

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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Guy: Thanks Girl: Why? Guy: Cuz you made me get rid of that boner

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put you and that other girl together.

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Im gonna rape you..

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Me 17 years old: Hey, girl, you are hot how old are you? Girl: 14. Me: What but you have enormous... Never mind, uh nice evening huh?... My friend: Big boobs on er huh? I would have hit on her too had it not been for... Me: Shut up... Crap! Moral: That was a crappy day!

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HELLO I AM BORAT! MISHIMUSH! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE MOVIE OF MAKING THE RAPE OF THE AMERICAN WOMAN! WILL YOU HELP US? Woman: NO!!!!!! Oh... ok Mishimush! We make the other Movie then, BORAT THE CRUSHINGS OF AMERICA.

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-Roses are red, violets are... -SHOW ME YOUR TITS

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M: Woah I am drunk baby... But I gotta say... you`re the hottest bitch in town! B: Bark bark!

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Did the lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?

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Male - Your a sight for sore eyes Female - And your a sight that causes sore eyes

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Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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Woman: You've got the body of a god, too bad that it's Buddha... Man: You've got the face of a Princess, too bad that it's Diana.

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Guy: want to hear a joke about my penis. don't worry, it's too long Girl: want to hear a joke about my vagina. don't worry, you won't get it

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sound of zipper

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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Can I go to your house and play with your Jigglypuff?

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