At a bar: Hello! Moral: Keep the damn lines short! (A moral man original, not to be confused with the exploding bar or whoever put morals in their sstories, feel free to do so though! I mean anyone can see from the quality whose are mine ;)

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Guy: Do you like me? Girl: No Guy: ..... Girl: You didn't ask me if I loved you! Guy: Do you love me? :D Girl: No

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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Woman: You've got the body of a god, too bad that it's Buddha... Man: You've got the face of a Princess, too bad that it's Diana.

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

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rohypnol. rape drug

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-Your face must turn a few heads. -And your face must turn a few stomachs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The holocaust was a disaster, and so are you.

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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So I caught my sister masturbating the other day, it was like lol hahaha you filthy bitch! Then she was like DONT TELL ANYBODY PLEASE I WILL BUY YOU THOSE BOXING GLOVES YOU WANTED SO MUCH! PLEASE! And I was like, NUHUUUH! The bed is full of piss and I totally got this on my cellphone, so you gonna pull up your panti... Oh you still looking for them LOL! Yeah, that was the subject I brought up at a bar... Sober, unless Redbull counts as drunk... Anti Pickupline as FUCK! Players Dont Use RedBull -Richard Nixon or whatever.

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

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"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement."

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greetings clarisse...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you in between F and CK.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't it's fine the way it is

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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Male: (Pulls Female in close, strokes her hair, and mutters 'My precious' over and over to himself)

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Put the lotion on the skin!

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

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