on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

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Do Your feet hurt? Cause youve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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I like your eyes. My eyes don't like you.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" "Yes. I ruptured my bowels upon impact."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to F*** you with a rake.

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If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

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-"Hey babe, you gotta nice ass!" -"Yep, and it doesn't like a rude one staring at it."

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Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you." Boy: "I'm gay."

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Hey bitch wanna fuck! SURE! Nah you too sleasy. Moral: And the masters of the universe.

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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Nice hair, can I pull it?

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boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

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-Hi how are y... -just a minute, I need to drop a shit, be back in a sec.

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You're so hot, you should wear a burkha over your face.

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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are you from subway cause you givin me a footlong

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Did you gain weight? Because I think your gravitational pull towards me just increased.

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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Hey, nice shoes..... Wanna F***?

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Man: Oh.. girl you smell so nice... Girl: TRY ANOTHER LINE AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TlTS LOSER! Man: Uh... I am blind... Girl: Um...

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