Akshay Kumar's 'Special Chabbis' is a mind-action film, says director

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Man: Hello there young lady, I am Elton John and I would very much like to have sex with you! Girl: OMG ITS... Wait! Wow you look a lot like him! But you cannot be real lol *leaves* Man: Man... I look and dress just like him! What could have gone wrong? Man getting the operation cost me a fortune too! Next time I am gonna try Freddie Mercury! Moral: "Dats gay Fifthy cen... I mean Gangstalicious!"

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd take you out back in the shed and screw you!

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Guy:When I drugged you, then dragged you all the way to my place and banged the hell out of your ass? I also managed to get my entire fist in and out of your ass several times. Moral: Wanna go out with me?

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Male: hey sexy whats your sign? Female: dead end!

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Man: I wanna know what love iiiiiiis... And I want you to show meeeeeeeeee! *Woman slams man with baseball bat* Man: Urgh... ARGH MY FACE BLEEDING EVERYWHERE! WHYYYY! Woman: I love baseball! Moral: Stupid singing idiot, if that is not the worst pick up line ever, then some other is!

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Do you like a trimmed bush? Because I'm a gardener. Here's my business card, call me, seriously I need the work.

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on. Girl: Really? I think you would too.

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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Me during the noob days at a bar: Me: So this is fun, want to go to my place and watch The Matrix trilogy all night or something? She: Naaah, I already watched them, but I am sure we can watch something else all night right? Me: Nah, you see I just moved in, and I don't have any other movies, so yeah nice meeting you though! *facepalm*

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Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. *unzips pants*

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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Guy: Is it hot in here or did i just break the ice? Girl: No, it was your weight.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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(Based on a few real life experiences) Man: Hey girl wanna hang out an.. Girl: OMG IMMA ORGASMIN YES I COME WIT YOU AND WE HAVE WILD SAX IN MAH DERTY PUSSY AND THEN YOU LIKK MY ASS GOOD AND CLEEN! Man: Uh... I think I left my wallet im my pocket... which I think is in my fridge.. at home... gotta go before the house burns down you know... "runs off"

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Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my toe hurts.

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Hey, nice shoes..... Wanna F***?

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