- Anti-Pickup Line

Ps: I was signing books today, and some douche asked me: Are you that Neronism dude on Horsehead? YOu suck! Anyway, Fuck Neronism. Nero (the other one and his "peeps" are fuckups. (Below: Well actually Tina said if my wife can join, just as my wife said yes... ...And you would think that screwing somebody else after asking your wife is immoral... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY WIFE BECAUSE OF WHO SHE IS? Its called trust people cape flowing in the air moon in background Trust! NeroMetal I play Street Fighter V, And am an author, and I guess I get laid a lot... AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT NERONISM OR THAT OTHER ASSHOLE IS! I just called myself asshole...

Are you jamacian? Cause your jamacian me crazy? no you're a fucking whore

-Do you mind if i smoke? -No. I dont even mind if you burn....

Man: Hello there young lady, I am Elton John and I would very much like to have sex with you! Girl: OMG ITS... Wait! Wow you look a lot like him! But you cannot be real lol leaves Man: Man... I look and dress just like him! What could have gone wrong? Man getting the operation cost me a fortune too! Next time I am gonna try Freddie Mercury! Moral: "Dats gay Fifthy cen... I mean Gangstalicious!"

you look like my mother

- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

You know, you can't spell "stud" without STD and U

Yet another one from real life: At law school: Kid to woman: Why don't I ever get any of you?! Woman laughs Me: You could start by not whining so much... Kid: That wont ever work! You know that is bullshit! Its not like I am whining I just whine whenever blahblahblah... Me: Sigh... Girl: He is kinda cute... Me: Wha? Moral: Not a real anti joke, since I had not heard from any of them until today, I just got invited to their wedding...

fancy going halves on a bastard?

I am typing it here for exposure which means I am no sellout because I admitt I sell out, just like I did not crash because I admitt I did. This one is real: Me meeting my childhood friend (a girl, with huge boobs... Which she had reduced because back problems... Fucking reduction pointless invention!) Tina: You where and will always be like a brother to me Nero. Me: Aww... Well... Tina: A fucking sexy brother back then... Well and now! Me: O_O. I am married, so I called my wife and asked if its okay, she said can I join? And well, why do you think I am so wired now... ROUND TWO... F*CK!

- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

He: You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She: You are so handsome when you keep your mouth shut.

guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

-Can I get your Number? -29435566 (see if you can get it.)

Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

Golgo12, sorry not here, If antijoke is down we will just have to chat another time, but you know for this piece of shit site`s rank as the worlds most useless man, its not the first time I achieve the impossible, or as I say "those claiming that somethings are impossible, should stay out of the way of those making it happen" Anyway, yeah point zero is my "world" and you can come see how you like it for yourself, so far its been working perfectly for 4 months, and while I am officially a cripple (for the meantime, a bit of lots of pain has never slowed me down for long, you get used to it) Ill keep talking long after I am dead apparently, as shutting up is a major factor with these painkillers. See ya.

- Did you fall from heaven? - No, I dug my way up from Hell.

Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

man: would u please me with a blowjob girl: cant u be romantic ? man: would please me with a blowjob at the sunset

my girlfriend is really insecure about her weight so much so that I'm thinking about detaching the reverse alarm

Ya know what would look good on you? ME!

Anti-Pickup Line

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