-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.

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Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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-Are you Jamaican 'cos jamaican me crazy! -... *stabs*

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Boy: can i have your number? Jewish girl *pulls up sleeve*

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Is there a mirror in your pants? If so, you should shove it up your ass, it would probably make you look better.

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greetings clarisse...

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Man: HEY BITCH! LETS HAVE SEX! Damn ugly woman: OKAY! Next day... Man: Damn that was some nice sex, too bad the bitch was damn ugly though, even trough the beer googles... I wonder where she is... "damn ugly woman": woof woof! Bark bark! Moral: Do you see any moral in this immoral piece of shit? (Ps if you are stupid, the bitch was actually a dog... get it?)

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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Hello my name is Horny and... oops... I got it wrong didn't I?

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Him: What's it like in Hell? Her: Why are you asking me that? Him: Because you're the devil and I know where the f*ck you came from; I can see you're horny.

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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-Hi how are y... -just a minute, I need to drop a shit, be back in a sec.

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he got me some KY jelly for valentines day saying it was going to make me the happiest woman in the world he was right one squirt of that stuff on my doorknob and he couldn't get in no matter how hard he tried

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GIRL: I bet you say that to all the girls you meet. MAN: How much you want to bet? No wait, I better not make that bet. (or) MAN: Only half the ones I get this far in conversation with. The other half are a little bit easier to get in bed with.

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GET IN THE VAN!!!

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M: Your clothes look great on you. They would even better on my floor. F: No they wouldn't, they would just get dirty. M: You and me should get dirty then. F: Why would I want to get dirty, I'm perfectly fine being clean?

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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"How'd you get the black eye?" "I called Yolanda a two-bit whore." "What did she hit you with?" "A sack of quarters."

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-Hey babe, if you were homework, I'd do you on my couch, my table, and my bed. -Yeah? You just failed.

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do you work at subway? 'cause you give me foot long. i'll do you a favour and cut it up

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- You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -No, your mind is so small I can't even take a step in it!

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-Darling, I will never stop pursuing you. Even from the ends of the earth, I will follow you wherever you go. Really, I love you that much. -"Honey", I will call the police and have you thrown in jail for stalking me. Really, I hate you that much.

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With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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