you know what rhymes with hug me LET'S HAVE SEX

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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Give me some sugar... honey.

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Boy: You remind me of the ocean Girl: Because I'm mysterious, adventurous, and romantic? Boy: No, because you make me sick

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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Hey baby you looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need now is U

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Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

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Are you an angel? ... cause I have an erection!

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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have met you before? i like eating my dogs shit.

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap that ass.

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Girl:Want to go out this Friday? Boy: No I like to stay inside. Girl: No I mean are you free this Friday? Boy:No Im expencive!

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Hey Baby, Whats your name? Dave ...(silence)...

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Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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I thought you were cute, so the voices told me to come say hi.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Anti-Pickup Line

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