Tenth year anniversary Marriage. So what was your name again? Annoying Bitch? Old Hag? I forgot...

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Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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Guy: Theres this girl and Ive been meaning to ask her something... Girl: I bet I know who it is ;D Guy: Oh good. So is your mom available on Friday?

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- I'd like to call you. What's your number? - It's in the phone book. - But I don't know your name. - That's in the phone book too.

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If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

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why did the boy laugh? A:he saw another boy get raped by a giant scorpian

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Man:Are you in college? Woman:Yeah. Berry College. Lots of cows... Man:Well my name is Murad. You know, like, Moo to the radical. Moo, like, cows...

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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Lets play the Yes/No game the rules are you can only say yes or no once to the questions, No. 1 Are you beautiful?, No.2 Are you Lying?

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Are you a dementor? Cause you take my breath away.

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My wife does not know it but every time we have sex I put a dollar aside to go toward her Christmas present. So far she is getting a cup of coffee.

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-Baby, do you know karate? Your body is kickin'! -I do actually. Would your crotch like a demonstration?

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-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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Are you doing push-ups with your knees down? Cuz im not sure if this is working out.

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Man: (Ugh worst food ever). Girl: U like it? Man: I love it girl! Girl: Aww, I am gonna make this every day ever! Moral: Hey, if she got big tits, then keep lying.

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Yeah sure, ill just go grab my gag and handcuffs. Male: ...

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Guy: How much does a polar bear way? Girl; About 500 kilograms

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-Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? -Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

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- I think i lost my number, can i have yours? - I think i lost my number too.

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Man: Dayuuuum *slaps ass* Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

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Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

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