What's the difference between a duck? An orange

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roses are red violets are twisted bend over b**** your about to get fisted

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Hi, I've taken like 8 dumps today... Wanna dance?

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Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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Are you jamacian? Cause your jamacian me crazy? no you're a fucking whore

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-Hey, baby, What's your sign? -Stop.

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Do you know karate? Because I'd like to kick you in the face.

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Girl: Hey you cutypie! want to ride my newest pimpmobile and get drunk and have unprotected sex? Man: Gee that was mighty brave of you, teehee.. Maybe though, but cant we just get to know each other a bit first? ;) I mean I am a partygirl bu.. Girl: ...Uh, something feels wrong here. Man: Cut! I think we picked up each other scripts... Moral: About mother fucking time someone noticed something! This is anti-pickupline enough for me...

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#1 You're breath smells like Skittles, can I taste the rainbow? No, because , while mine may smell like Skittles, yours reeks. #2 Girl: Hey, I got this new Kiss Proof lip gloss, wanna try it out? (there are 2 answers to this) 1.Boy: Well, yours may be Kiss Proof, but mines not, and I don't have time to re-apply this after 2. Yeah, I do want to try it out, but not with you.

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Roses are red, something something, I am just too desperate to concentrate please let me just put it in you.

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

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- So what do you do for a living? - I'm a female impersonator.

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-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -You look like a rapist.

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-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

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The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

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Penis. I got it

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Man: Desperate for sex? Woman: Actually, kinda... Man: Great! Woman: :D Man: Because you see, my grandpa is dying of aids and wants to spread his disease so part of him can live in... Where you going? Moral: Desperate for sex? Too bad I have a pulmonary infection rite nao.

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I scream, You scream, The Police come, It's Awkward...

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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Hi there, stand still, hmm, hmm... Well, your tits are firm, lets feel up ya pussy too huh? Then your... other thingie... Why you runnin? Moral: Believe in stuff!

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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guy: can i rape you? girl: No Guy: great that means any sex we have from now on is consensual, thanks

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Hey baby wanna come back to my place? Goo-goo ga-ga

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