- I'd like to call you. What's your number? - It's in the phone book. - But I don't know your name. - That's in the phone book too.

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He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

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i am with stupid l l l \/

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While I am certain that the police consider you a person of interest, I assure you I do not.

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-As I slipped my finger in her hole I could feel her getting wetter and wetter, When I pulled it out she was going down on me. I should probably start looking for a new boat...

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you look like my mother

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Every girl wants to be swept off her feet... It's when you put her in the trunk of your car that she starts to freak out.

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you look fap-fap-fap-fabulous

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Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

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- Haven't I seen you someplace before? - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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#1 You're breath smells like Skittles, can I taste the rainbow? No, because , while mine may smell like Skittles, yours reeks. #2 Girl: Hey, I got this new Kiss Proof lip gloss, wanna try it out? (there are 2 answers to this) 1.Boy: Well, yours may be Kiss Proof, but mines not, and I don't have time to re-apply this after 2. Yeah, I do want to try it out, but not with you.

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Drink this!

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Girl: If you was a rollercoaster...I'd ride you all day long.. Guy: What? Am I not big enough for you now...why can't you just be happy with me... =_= Girl: : / I was tring to be all sexy in a cute way... Guy: Pfft. FREAK... e_e

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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with glue? My d***

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So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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Are you being followed because i've been see someone behind your back!

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Knock Knock... Who's there Want Want who Want who fuck

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Happy BirthdaySean!

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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sound of zipper

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