A man walks up to the woman, and says, "I'd like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?" The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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GET IN THE VAN!!!

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Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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Is there a mirror in your pants? If so, you should shove it up your ass, it would probably make you look better.

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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-I'll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words. -Clean my house.

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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Whatever I'll just date myself.

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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Man: GET IN THE VAN! Woman: NO! Man: Well... How about the Limo? Its got beverages and caviar and... Woman: OOH :D Moral: Always go for the limo first,

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-I love you.

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baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

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whats up ho

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Pointless truth? Man: Hey, there is always a really slutty dressed woman at every bar with a cowboy hat, fake tits and really spread legs, why? Woman: To get ignored. Moral: SUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!

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-Your eyes like diamonds, they give me hope. -Your eyes are like coal, they do nothing for me. Now please go away.

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You allergic to semen?

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Me: it smells in here Her: its maybe my perfume! Me: no i let a glorious fart fallowed my an ass crapping on my foot

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Man: hey... you seem pretty paralytic and unable to move in that wheelchair ;) Woman: uh oh...well actually I can move a bit... Man: Good because I do not wanna do ALL the thrusting back and forth... Woman: Bu.. but... I... I do not want to... Man: Well if you do not want sex, then just run away... ;) FATALITY... FLAWLESS VICTORY... RAPEALITY!

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Man - I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Woman - Good cus' your breath stinks!

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-What's your favorite color? -bl... -mine too! Let's f***

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Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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