Do you know karate? Because I'd like to kick you in the face.

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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MAN: You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again. WOMAN: You wanna know what's desperate? Read the first word again!

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Girl, if your body was for sale... ...ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Moral: Thank you Robocop.

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Guy: I got you a gift! Girl: Thanks.. make sure it's not you....

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Stop Footing Around

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My wife does not know it but every time we have sex I put a dollar aside to go toward her Christmas present. So far she is getting a cup of coffee.

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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I'm jealous of every girl that hugs you, Because for that one second she held my entire world.

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What did the blond do when the web page she was visiting didn't load? She checked if her wireless access had been somehow cut off and then hit the refresh button and waited for the page to load again.

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Girl: Wanna see my dick? Man: WHAT? Moral: This actually started out as me just mixing up the girl and guy part...

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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Akshay Kumar's 'Special Chabbis' is a mind-action film, says director

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How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

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Talk to me or I'll burn your face with this acid.

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GET IN THE VAN!!!

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I lost my Nobel prize, can you help me find it?

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-What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

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Are you a broom? Cause you look like a rather dull, inanimate object that collects dust.

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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Male- You have 206 bones in your body, You want another ?

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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