Hitler: Hey Mädchen, du bist Jude? Girl: What? Hitler: Ärmel hochkrempeln, ich brauche deine Nummer.

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Man, stay alive, I dont even got time to read that shit. See you around son.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhyming get in the van.

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Guy: What does a girl like you doing to a place like this? Girl: Trying to get away from you

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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EVERYONE ELSE

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Woman: Quit staring at me and undressing me with your eyes! Man: I was just imagining you in a tasteful outfit.

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I'm your Edward and your my Bella

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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Tenth year anniversary Marriage. So what was your name again? Annoying Bitch? Old Hag? I forgot...

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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MAN: You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again. WOMAN: You wanna know what's desperate? Read the first word again!

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-I work for the FBI -Oh I work for the CIA, maybe we'll see each other at a meeting -Yeah I'm in the Female Body Inspector division -I'm in the Can the Idiot Absent himself division

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As a man I am afforded greater opportunity then my equally qualified female counterparts. I have made it a life goal use this opportunities for greater good.

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So which of you ladies wants to recieve child support payments from me next year?

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Man: Do you want to have sex at my house Women: No

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Hey girl, I just fixed your pipes, I got a pipe of my own that needs some fixing if you know what I mean ;) Moral: Pornography is a lie.

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Girl: You look so happy, I am glad this is working out. Freud: Maaaaan I was just thinking about fucking my mom! Moral: Sickman Fraud.

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Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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-Hi Honey I'm home! -I'm not talking to you! -Oh, Okay. -Don't you want to know why? -No, I trust and respect your decision dear

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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