-How much does a polar bear weigh? -It is impossible to know the exact weight of a polar bear where no scale or bear are present.

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-Hey, have we met before? -No, because I don't remember ever seeing a face that made me this nauseous.

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Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.. and crushed all the people below (for a fat girl)

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Girl: How come you never look at me when we make love? Guy: Your face is taking away the memory of your sister's.

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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Me 17 years old at a bar: Me: Hey there! Girl: Let me stop you there, you seem confident, you for real or just trying to look confident? Me: uuuuuuh.... Girl leaves. Moral: It was not until that day I realized that being confident at hitting on girls alone don't really get you anywhere.

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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You like my boobies ;) Girl: I said no you disgusting fat bastard! Moral: What fucking kind of MOTHERFUCKING MORAL are you expecting to find here?!?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet i would pass on it.

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Hey baby, i like your hair -girl takes off wig

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I hate you already.

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Man: Well I usually do not bang women your uh... particular size, I mean you are a bit too big for me and um... I got standards... nothing personal but... I uh.. well ok lets try... I guess I stick it here and... Man2: HEY what the hell are you doing to my trailer you drunk bastard! Moral: Standards... we all have it.... just not that much of it...

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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Male - Your a sight for sore eyes Female - And your a sight that causes sore eyes

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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Man and girl talking: Girl: ARE YOU GETTING A HARDON? Man: You think I am a pervert or something? Of course not! Its just the hamster I keep between my ballsack!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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Her: Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number Him: Tibet you are. But I'm not Russian into anything, sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to F*** you with a rake.

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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