She - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? becuase your-- He - I did not fall from heaven, you ignorant little twat.

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Hey can I have your number? No.

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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haha

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You're like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

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Billy Hill: Man...THAT WAS GOOD SEX! I am glad I did not just bring one of those bitches that I usually drag home, your great Currie... great pussy! Ok Currie time to go home! Currie: meow... Moral: And you think that by bitches he meant bad women ahahahahha... BIlly Hill! Ring a bell nao?

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- Are you from Tennessee bec- - Yes

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i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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Do you work at subway? Because i often enjoy eating there and i think the food is good. I do not eat there every day because i do not want to get over weight.

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-You know I've always had a thing for blondes -thats funny, i've always had a thing for girls

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Famous male actors guide on pick-up. 1. Enter Disco. 2. Say hello out loud. 3. By this point you`re screwed... literally.

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guy:did you fall from heaven? girl:no? guy:sorry, it just looks like you landed on your face

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Ever had violent sex with a murderer/rapist? ;) ;)

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Hey gurl, you smell like tape!

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-As I slipped my finger in her hole I could feel her getting wetter and wetter, When I pulled it out she was going down on me. I should probably start looking for a new boat...

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whats it like being the only beautiful girl in the world? Whats it like having the smallest dick in the world?

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Guy: What's your name? Girl: Damisha. Guy: I can't believe it! You're called just like my highschool's platonic love. Girl: Impossible, I just made it up.

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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I am terribly sorry for talking to you, but I was wondering if...

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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adam burdass

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Holla holla holla, ill be there like right now, its a bit far. But dawg, did you say you are both at work and banging a chick? Someone is bragging here yo son! Anyways, phone is dead, gotten towed like 50-60 times in total (not only the freeway), and... Nah man, its cool, you know I dont really ask for much, I mean I can still pay you something. Yeah your skinny bitch hands, you can slap me 50 times son.

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cu.mm.ing too

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