Gaywatch starts

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How much does a whales weigh? How much? Just enough to make you look skinny.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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Man: Wanna (censored)? Woman: (Censored) you man!

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(At a Funeral) Male: I have a raging erection.

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Girl: How come you never look at me when we make love? Guy: Your face is taking away the memory of your sister's.

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? On average 1135 lbs.

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cockface

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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He: Do you like aardvarks? She: No. He: Neither do I, I'm Harold...

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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Man: Hello there my name is... Woman: I wish you where water... Man: So you can swallow me? Hey not so fast baby! I dont like em fast. Woman: You did not let me finish! Man: Whatever, gotta go... Moral: Girls... women... you may be mysterious, but unlocking your secrets is my favorite pastime... I CHARRENGE YOU!... Then again I never liked women throwing themselves at me without me saying a word (not that it happens very often)¨ Ps: I see some other people have started to add "morals" to their stories, without success sadly, keep going kids, and people will always of course know who the real "Moral man is" because of the cheap nature of my fantastically silly and "dragged out of the ass" nature of my morals...

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

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A: Did I see you walking out of that bar or was it an angel? :D B: I'm your mom you pervert.

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.

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-I like my woman like I like my coffee... without a penis

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-If I could arrange the alphabet, that would be cool.

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Man: GET IN THE VAN! Woman: NO! Man: Well... How about the Limo? Its got beverages and caviar and... Woman: OOH :D Moral: Always go for the limo first,

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