I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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Roses are red, something something, I am just too desperate to concentrate please let me just put it in you.

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and G and L and Y together because that is what you are.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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if i was a fly, i'd be all over you, because you are the SHIT.

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girl- how much does a polar bear weigh? girl- enough to break the-- boy- Are you talking about an adult polar bear? boy- then it's around 400-500 kg girl- blast!

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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you know what rhymes with hug me LET'S HAVE SEX

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If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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you look fap-fap-fap-fabulous

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I wish I was your math momework, because then I would be really hard and you'd be doing me on the desk.

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guy:did you fall from heaven? girl:no? guy:sorry, it just looks like you landed on your face

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You remind me of America. How so? Because you so fat!

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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At a bar... sigh... Woman: Hey cutie wanna go home? "Man" hello I am twelve... what is this? Moral: Hello I am eight... what is this?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't.

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Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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Batman enters a bar: Batman: Ladies... I am Batman... *everyone runs out screaming* Batman: *facepalm* Moral: Want to be feared? Well what did you expect? Who I am? Are you dense? Retarded or something? I am the goddamn Moral-Man!

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