are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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Man: Hey sweetie, can I take you home tonight? Girl: No thanks, my dad's gonna be here any minute.

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Guy: Do you have a mirror in your pocket... Girl: Why? Because you can see yourself in my pants, I've heard that before. Guy: No, I want to check how I look before I go over and talk to your sister.

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Is there a mirror in your pocket?... Because if so, you should probably take it out and, uh, fix what you have going on there.

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

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I'm craving some bacon, wanna strip?

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Hey, are you an angel? Because you smell like you've been dead for a while

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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Whatever I'll just date myself.

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Him: I've got something that will fill you up. Her: Sorry, I'm looking for a meal, not an appetizer.

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Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Man: Yeah I have done it with thousands of women all around the world... THOUSANDS! Woman: Okay... then ill come home with you, I want an experienced man to be my first... At his house: Woman: I AM SCARED! Will it hurt? Its my first time and... Man: I dunno! I am scared as Its my first time too! :( Moral: A man whose is scared of sex... pfffffff!

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And then it hit me.....no really now I'm bleeding

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Man: "Are you a parking ticket? 'Cos you have fine written all over you!" Woman: "Are you an a**hole? 'Cos you're hairy and you smell like s**t!"

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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Damn girl! You`re fat and ugly! its ok though, cuz Im desperate!

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Girl- Hey ily Boy- say it it just makes it that much better ;) Girl- I'm leaving you

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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-I wish i were DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes. -You're a loser

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