Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness.

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Wherever: Hi I am Tom Green! or Hey there, I am Jamie Kennedy! Moral: Hey there I am neither one of them, I am however the worlds third most pointless invention according to this site. (well strictly spoken, I am a lawyer, lol self irony)

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man: may I impale you on my stake? woman: O.o (for goth girls)

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You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day! ...I'm a paraplegic, asshole.

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-Nice bum where ya from? -Australia, wanna ****?

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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your beauty surpasses that of the greek goddess aphrodite.

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

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you look fap-fap-fap-fabulous

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Are you a magnet, because i'm attracted to you. Yes, i am. So unless you want to have sex with metal, then i suggest you leave.

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Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

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Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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Woman: Ugh I wish I could remember who you are, I mean you could even have Aids or H.I.V... Man: Hey yo don worry, Dogta tol `d I am positive so thats that Moral: The H.I.V awareness group was a message: We will go literally f/ck ourselves to death have a nice day.

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HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

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I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

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- Hey, baby, what's your sign? - Do not Enter

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-Is there anything I can do for you? -Fill my care cup. Oh, actually, I don't think you can manage to do that.

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-There's a 'U' in beautiful. -Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

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-What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

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(in a loud club) -Do you wanna dance?! -Umm, with YOU? NO! -What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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You look... clean

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