Hey baby, i like your hair -girl takes off wig

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"Next!"

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Boy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: I don't have a boyfriend but I have a Girlfriend !

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adam burdass

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hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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-Want my number? -I already know it. It's 1. -Phone numbers have more then one digit... -Oh, I thought we were referring to your IQ level...my bad.

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the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

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- Hey baby, what's your sign? - Dead End.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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A modified classic, props to the original poster: Man: Ask me out! Woman: Ok, get out! Man: No no, I said ASK me out. Woman: Okay... will you please get out? Man: No but thanks for asking me out, I am so gonna tell your friends how I rejected you asking me out. Moral: When beaten... THERE IS NO BEATING! If negative people can turn everything into a loss, thinking positive call help you turn anything into victory. I mean Hitler murdered millions right? Arent you happy (Jew or not), that it was not you? VICTORY! (if somehow Pyrrhic depending on how you turn on it... But if you wanna turn a gain to a pain, go ahead...)

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

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The ability to speak with dead relatives but only whilst masturbating

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He - Nice shoes. She - Thanks. He - But i think they would look better in my pants.

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I might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you

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I hate you already.

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Ever had violent sex with a murderer/rapist? ;) ;)

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Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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Violets are blue. Roses are red. Your window was open. I'm under your bed.

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