-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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- Hey, what do you do for a living? - Female impersonator

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GET IN THE VAN!!!

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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-I can see forever in your eyes. -But all I can see is never in yours.

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Man: I am willing to give my life for you. Woman: How about you fucking get one instead and rather seek me out then? Moral: M-M-M-Morale breaker!

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Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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-How did your date go last night? -It was going alright but then I started crying uncontrollably. -Nervous habit? -Pepper spray.

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Yeah sure, ill just go grab my gag and handcuffs. Male: ...

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hey,are you a parking ticket? because nobody likes you.

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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A modified classic, props to the original poster: Man: Ask me out! Woman: Ok, get out! Man: No no, I said ASK me out. Woman: Okay... will you please get out? Man: No but thanks for asking me out, I am so gonna tell your friends how I rejected you asking me out. Moral: When beaten... THERE IS NO BEATING! If negative people can turn everything into a loss, thinking positive call help you turn anything into victory. I mean Hitler murdered millions right? Arent you happy (Jew or not), that it was not you? VICTORY! (if somehow Pyrrhic depending on how you turn on it... But if you wanna turn a gain to a pain, go ahead...)

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Business Y U No Advertise?

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Skilled man enters a bar: Man: Lady, I am a scientist... Lady: So? Man: I also have black belt in several martial arts... Lady: Your point? Man: uh... I have uh... Lady: Sigh... *gets up and leaves* Moral: Knowing what and how to be attractive to women is an art on its own...

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Hello im a thief and I'm here to steal your purse

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-If I could arrange the alphabet, that would be cool.

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Man and woman in bed, as the man looks troubled: Woman: Hey you are not in the mood? Whats wrong? Man looking down his pants: SNAKE! ANSWER ME! SNAKE WHATS WRONG? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEE! Woman: We arent gonna have sex huh? Man looks down pants again: Nuh huh... game over girl... game over...

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

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