Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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I know who you are, and where you live. Can we meet there later?

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"Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink."

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Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Female: "Because you're here"

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Guy: Hi, I am sexually attracted to you. May I walk over to the bar and purchase you a drink and then another and then another untill you become intoxicated and more likely to allow me to have sexual intercourse with you? Girl: You speak funny. Get lost.

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Okay, now one where I actually succeeded okay? I know this is not like "goodpickuplines.com nor anything but hey... She: I used to have the nicest goldfish. Me: I got one myself. She: Really? Is it at your place? Me: Duh! She: Lol can we go see it? Me: Sure!... Oh wait... Oh, it died last week :( She: Can we like you know... still go see it? ;) *That sound you get when you score a billion billions on an arcade machine*

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet i would pass on it.

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- hey baby i wanna show you something - wait i wanna show you something too -what is it? -my fists

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

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Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

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"Hey can I get your number?" "-12 Like the inches of your dick."

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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I'm your Edward and your my Bella

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- So what do you do for a living? - I'm a female impersonator.

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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Is that a mirror in your pants? We should have sex immediately.

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