Can I go to your house and play with your Jigglypuff?

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Excuse me, is your father a gardener? No. Why? Because he keeps leaving all his dry leaves on my sidewalk please tell him to clear it!

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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Man: Hey, I've been kinda watching you through the night and I'd really be mad if I didn't talk to you tonight. So um, do you want to grab a bite to eat sometime or something? Woman: I'm married but you seem like a nice guy so yea... yea, I'd like that alot.

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Man: GET IN THE VAN! Woman: NO! Man: Well... How about the Limo? Its got beverages and caviar and... Woman: OOH :D Moral: Always go for the limo first,

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do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Ever had violent sex with a murderer/rapist? ;) ;)

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A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?

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Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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Man at a restaurant (that is out of everything but bar stools and alcoholic drinks): Man: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! Woman: Uh? Oh! Nice tribute to the cheesy Castlevania lines! Man:Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves! Woman: Uh... well with most of you men lacking a spine nowadays... I cant truly disagree with you... Man: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! Woman: Savior? Who do you think I am? But now I am annoyed *throws glass that breaks* have at you! *slaps man* Man: HYDRO STORM! Throws a flask of water upwards as it breaks on the floor splashing the woman... Woman: NOW I AM ALL WET! YOU MORON! Dont you know me? Man: Man: M-Maria? Uh... What happened? Shaft: Damn you broke free from your spell! But it is too late! Muahahaha! Castlevania has already become a bar! Richter: Well... that's fine to me, as long as Dracula does not STEAL MEN`S SOULS! Shaft: Relax, he is into business now... Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a businessman such as him! Shaft: Seriously! I invite you both at its VIP lounge and free beer to make up for the past mistakes... Richter: Excellent! But now feel my unbridled wrath!!!!! *punches Shaft* Shaft: Ouch! So... are we even now? Richter: Considering the free beer... okay... As they arrived Castle Barlevania they both got drunk and played "vampire killer" at the stage all night... Moral: Not much a Anti-Pick up line you say? Not only did Richter make a fool out of himself, but he also got her wet ;)

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Famous male actors guide on pick-up. 1. Enter Disco. 2. Say hello out loud. 3. By this point you`re screwed... literally.

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I might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you

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He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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-Want to get on your knees and suck my dick? -No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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guy scientist: hey can i send a probe to explore uranus? girl scientist: hey can i send a rocket with you in it to the sun/

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Man: Dayuuuum *slaps ass* Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

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Damn gurl, are you a microwave? Cause for sure you are burning me hot.

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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My greatest strength is my self-deprecating sense of humor, but its probably not worth getting to know me.

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HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

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Baby, I'm no Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock...

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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