Do Your feet hurt? Cause youve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now

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Girl: Hey classy older man, wanna get to know me better? Man: Sigh... sorry lady I am the man that played Gandalf in that... shitty lords of something movie... Girl: so what? Man: Sigh... you know.. Gandalf the white and Gandalf the gay...? Girl: Huh? Man: Ever seen the X-men? Girl: Yeah... Man: ONE WORD: FAGNETO! Girl: uh.. okay.. "leaves". Ian McKellen: Sigh... should have come out of the closet sooner...

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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- Grab your coat, you've pulled - Okay, Bye!

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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"Rate your looks out of 10" "awkward... maybe 8 or 9 i guess?" "I said 10, not 100"

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hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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I've got a black belt in lovin'.

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What do you do for a living?" "I'm a professional athlete." "Oh really? What sport do you play?" "Golf.

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Put the lotion on the skin!

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- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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can i take a dump in your mouth?

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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-Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're like a solid 7.

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"Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink."

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-Do your feet hurt? Because I couldn't help but notice you look about 75 pounds overweight and I hear that is rough on your feet.

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Roses are red Violets are fine You be the 6 And I'll be the 9

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Woman: Quit staring at me and undressing me with your eyes! Man: I was just imagining you in a tasteful outfit.

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Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

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Man: If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Woman: So, all you want to do is make MANJUICE? you disgust me...

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I think I shit myself

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Man - I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Woman - Good cus' your breath stinks!

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Hey, I your dad a baker?...Cuz it would be really cool if he were a baker.

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"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" "Yes. I ruptured my bowels upon impact."

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