The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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"Hey girl, is there a mirror in your pants?" "No, that's just my penis."

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After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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Man: Wanna come to my place? Woman: Maybe if you take of the ski-mask and black clothing... Man: But then you'll ruin the surprise! :(

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Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness.

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- hey baby i wanna show you something - wait i wanna show you something too -what is it? -my fists

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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Do you work at subway? Because i often enjoy eating there and i think the food is good. I do not eat there every day because i do not want to get over weight.

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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Real life number XX: Girl: I will only sleep with you if you bring along your hot friend over there. Me: Uh, like a threesome with a guy? Uh... Maybe let me think about it... At nighttime: Me: Hey Tobias, she said yes about screwing with me if you join in, but I swear I will kick your ass if you touch me! Tobias: Like if I touch you sexually? Me: Yeah! duh! Tobias: WHY?! Not even like a little? Moral: Not as much a anti-joke as the weirdest thing I ever experienced...

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Ugly begins with U. But awesome ends with ME.

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Girl: Hey you cutypie! want to ride my newest pimpmobile and get drunk and have unprotected sex? Man: Gee that was mighty brave of you, teehee.. Maybe though, but cant we just get to know each other a bit first? ;) I mean I am a partygirl bu.. Girl: ...Uh, something feels wrong here. Man: Cut! I think we picked up each other scripts... Moral: About mother fucking time someone noticed something! This is anti-pickupline enough for me...

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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Hey girl... U remind me of my pinkie toe.. Ur small cite and I'll probably bang u on the coffee table later

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Is that a mirror in your pants? We should have sex immediately.

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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What's a good comeback if a guy asked me "Bring me a sandwich"?? -COmeback with the goddamn sandwich

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Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

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You're place or mine? Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

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- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.

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- Does this rag smell like ether? - MMMPPPHHRPHRRG!

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