- Anti-Pickup Line

Ya know what would look good on you? ME!

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

M - wanna have some fun? F - No! M - 0k, i have no choice but to rape you!

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" as far apart as possible.

A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

I just killed my wife. What should I do?

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

-Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low self-esteem. I will prey on your poor self-image for short-term sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. -OK.

Are you an erection? 'Cause you're growing on me.

Do you have Groupon? wait for response Because you look fucking cheap

-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

I put the STD in Stud all I need is U

What happend to the blue duck that had purple and pink stars on it ? Nothing happend to the blue dick that had purple and pink stars on it Wait A second...

Guy: are you AT&T because you are raising my bar Girl: Sorry I use Verizon. it has better 4G coverage

Hey ladies ;) I like to post lots of anti-pickuplines! ;) Girls: WOW! I WANNA JOIN YOU HOME! ME TOO ME TOO! The anti-part: This will never happen in real life.

-Your face must turn a few heads. -And your face must turn a few stomachs.

You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back because falling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "your sister" and "I" together.

- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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Hey baby, i like your hair -girl takes off wig

Did the lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?

-As I slipped my finger in her hole I could feel her getting wetter and wetter, When I pulled it out she was going down on me. I should probably start looking for a new boat...

He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

Anti-Pickup Line

A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general!

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