If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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-You are so lovely. -DOES NOT COMPUTE...

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Superman: I bet I can bang you faster than the speed of light! Woman: OOOOH! OK DO IT! Superman... uh... I already did it 30 times already... "pant" "pant" Woman: uh... really? Uh... was I suppose to feel anythi... Moral: Since when has fast sex been good sex?

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- So what do you do for a living? - I'm a female impersonator.

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girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

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Woman: The church is fantastic, I see Jesus wherever I go! Me: I see a psycho wherever you go. Moral: PSYCHO CRUSHER!

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Male: Man, if we were married... Female: What? We'd make beautiful children? Male: No, I'd leave your sorry, and ungrateful ass and make you stay with the kid.

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Hello children! :D

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who wants to play EPAR

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boy: my dick is 10 inches girl: mine's too

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Jdkfk

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Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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A man comes home from his doctor and tells his wife that he only has 12 hours to live so he asks his wife later that night if they can do it one last time she agrees but after an hour the man wakes his wife and says honey in a few hours I will be dead can we do it again please. So they do it again a few hours later the man wakes his wife again and says dearest since I'm going to die soon can we please? to this the wife says look honey tomorrow I have to get up you don't!

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Hey baby you looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need now is U

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Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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Hey, I your dad a baker?...Cuz it would be really cool if he were a baker.

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MAN: Did it hurt? WOMAN: Did what hurt? MAN: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? WOMAN: Did it hurt when you were dropped as a baby?

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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If your happy and you know it clap your hands!! What if I lost my hands in Nam while I was singing this song and a plane killed my friend causing me to ct off both of my hands?

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Hey, you want a ride?

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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