-Hey babe, wanna go to my place and bang all night long? -No you freak. -Well, I gave you a choice.

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He: Did it hurt? She: Aww when I fell from heaven? Thanks! He: No, when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. She:...

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You look... clean

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-Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? -Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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whats your name beautiful? ;) Tony... (silence)

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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Girl: You look so happy, I am glad this is working out. Freud: Maaaaan I was just thinking about fucking my mom! Moral: Sickman Fraud.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Yeah, because I landed on a mailbox, and hit the area between my legs really hard. It's a mess down there. Blood everywhere. And something's oozing, but I don't know what the liquid coming out is. *person who spoke first runs away. bystanders laugh*

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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Male: Get in the van.

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have met you before? i like eating my dogs shit.

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- I'd like to call you. What's your number? - It's in the phone book. - But I don't know your name. - That's in the phone book too.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put you and that other girl together.

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Hello little girl would you like some candy, yes? ;-)

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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Why did the small girl run away? She saw her own coqu in the mirror.

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You like peanuts? Cause I like penis.

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