I AM FAGNETO! WELCOME TO GAY!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boyscout? The boyscout returned from camp.

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Man: Hi ladies I am back for more if you know what I mean ;) Ladies: Get lost you damn hippie! The seventies are over! Man: Whaaat? I died for your sins you know! Moral: Ever heard of Jesus`s ladyfriends? There, now you see what I mean.

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Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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hey did you fall from heaven? because my car is all smashed up.

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Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

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"Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink."

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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Drink this!

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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Man: If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Woman: So, all you want to do is make MANJUICE? you disgust me...

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Have you met Ted?

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

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Guy: Do you like me? Girl: No Guy: ..... Girl: You didn't ask me if I loved you! Guy: Do you love me? :D Girl: No

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Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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Man: Wanna (censored)? Woman: (Censored) you man!

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Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

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I have no gag reflex.

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boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.

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- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.

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Your body would look good in my trunk.

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-I can see forever in your eyes. -But all I can see is never in yours.

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