I would take a bullet for you. In COD. JK THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILLSTREAKS

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You seem rapable enough... wanna see some back alleys with me?

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What do u get when u mix a black a guy and an octopus The best dam cotton pickin machine you'll ever see!

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This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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Black dude at bar: HERE COMES THE COLE-TRAIN BABY! WANNA RIDE! Girl: So I assume your name is Cole right? Dude: Uh... actually no but... WAIT! where are you going!

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- you come here often? -i used to until you came here

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Good news: you'll never-ever-ever have a zit again. Bad news: because there's no more space for it to pop out.

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Me noob days again: She: So, you like it here sweetheart? Me: Excuse me, why the hell are you rubbing my leg? She: Would you prefer I rub something else? Me: What the hell am I doing here anyways Duh! Then I sober up at home... And ran towards the shower, its really not that easy to drown yourself to death in a shower is it?

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Your the penisbutter to my vagmite;)

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-Nice bum where ya from? -Australia, wanna ****?

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Woman: Ugh I wish I could remember who you are, I mean you could even have Aids or H.I.V... Man: Hey yo don worry, Dogta tol `d I am positive so thats that Moral: The H.I.V awareness group was a message: We will go literally f/ck ourselves to death have a nice day.

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- Hey, what do you do for a living? - Female impersonator

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Do you work for UPS? 'Cause i could swear that you were checking out my package.

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I have a knife, Maddie. Get in the van.

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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- You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast! -You're so cold that if you drunk a glass of water, you'd poop out ice.

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

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your almost as hot as my wife

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- Yo baby can I have your number? - Sure! My number is one *sticks up middle finger*

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boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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Batman bravely leaps in front of the Robin: Bats: WATCH OUT FOR THAT GAY-RAY! *Bats suddenly grabs Robin and starts making out with him* Bats: I am sorry, I cannot stop it... I... Robin: I am underage so maybe it was a pedo-ray or something... Joker: What gay ray? What pedo ray? It was suppose to disintegrate you! But whatever, I win. Moral: It was a looong trip back home.

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