Hey, nice shoes..... Wanna F***?

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I was a little bit nervous to talk to you at first, but thankfully my Aides encouraged me to do it.

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Sorry to take up space, but this is simply my reply to the vile threats to that person whose line starts with "what did you say little bitch", know that he has no idea what he is talking about, and is possibly a simple mental case. Seriously, who the hell are you? And even so, who the hell do you think you are? Yeah with your terrible lack of discipline there is no way in hell you are or would become a soldier. You know very well that the navy would never waste its resources on helping your selfish and childish acts of revenge (or whatever you seek) Death threats will get you nowhere, and you can fully threaten me, but know that I live in Norway, and you can trace me and send your whole unit (if you had one) but by then you would solely be responsible for acts of war and be properly executed for international treason. Know your place civilian, we fight to protect you, do not shame us with your childish vendetta. Drill Sergeant Axel "Strength" Godøy. Aka "Moral Man" Ps: Threaten anyone again, and I will fill a full report and assure that your IP is banned from this network, you are shaming your people, your country and all that fight to defend world peace, try me out and see, give me that luxury.

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-There's a 'U' in beautiful. -Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

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Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

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(in a loud club) -Do you wanna dance?! -Umm, with YOU? NO! -What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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You stole my heart..... Don't worry, i have three more back home in my freezer.

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M. Do you want to go out with me? F. Okay but first take me to your place where we can be alone to make furious love to one another M. Wow this never happens I must be.. (Wakes up) dreaming

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment...

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Welcome to DIE!

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Baby, I'm no Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock...

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Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this relationship

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I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

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M. you have a sweet pussy. W. WHAT!? M. Your cat, she is very friendly

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I might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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I have a twin bed...we should have a threesome;)))

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Guy: I believe in women's rights. That's what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not...

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hey Herpes Go Away!

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“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” ? Groucho Marx

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Your the penisbutter to my vagmite;)

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-What's your favorite color? -bl... -mine too! Let's f***

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