Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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you have your job, I have mine, so let's do it in the kitchen

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Man: Wanna come home watch my REALLY big stamp collection? ;) ;) Girl: Sure ;) ;) At home: Man: Why are you taking your clothes off? Girl: Uh... nevermind... Moments later: Man: And this one is a rare misprint from 1980, and this one is actually quite common but.., Girl: Sigh... :(

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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Man: Your tag's showing. It says "Made in Heaven". Woman: *Proceeds to leak period blood into a puddle at the man's feet and walks away in silence*

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boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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-Do you mind if i smoke? -No. I dont even mind if you burn....

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Male: It's super hard and long. Female: I have always been under the impression that the GED is relatively simple.

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You allergic to semen?

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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" Grab your coat love ...it's cold in my basement"

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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Baby, I love every muscle in your body... Especially mine.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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Drink this!

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Yeah... you'll have to do.

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Hi girls... whos coming home with me? And please dont reject me because I am a rich man and rejection makes me throw thousand dollar bills at random.

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Hey, can I have your number? No, I'm not a Jew.

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Glass Basketball

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GUY: are you trash? cuz i'd like to take you out friday night GIRL: are you trash? cuz you smell like it

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your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

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