Boy-That's a nice outfit. Girl-Thanks!!! Boy- It would look even better scrunched up at the end of my bed.

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Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you

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Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

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-I like my woman like I like my coffee... without a penis

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"Is it true you're a lesbian?"

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Walking to your car alone later?

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Guy - Did it hurt? Girl - Giving birth to my triplets? Yes, it was like shitting a walrus.

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I'm a black belt at pretty much everything, Karate, Larate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kickpunching, Beltmaking, Taekwondo.........bedroom...|:D ~Rick, the Adventure Sphere

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-Get in the Van

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

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I think your cute. I though you were cute, until I saw you...

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Are you doing push-ups with your knees down? Cuz im not sure if this is working out.

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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girl - leave! boy - no girl - leave now! boy - i cant girl - why boy - i broke my foot girl - oh

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Super man and Lois lane doing it... Supes: WOMAN I AM SO uh.. tHORNY that I want to thrust as hard as I can and... Lois: YAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Supes: Oh noes! R.I.P Lois Lane... Ripped In Pieces Indeed... Moral: Hey at least moral man can get laid... (a moral man fake... well actually original)

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he dropped his hamster in the garbage disposal

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-Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I'd be in prison.

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Do you like a trimmed bush? Because I'm a gardener. Here's my business card, call me, seriously I need the work.

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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Damn you look good in beer goggles.

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Is there a mirror in your pants? If so, you should shove it up your ass, it would probably make you look better.

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