Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Dont talk to me, and I wont talk to you.

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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Famous male actors guide on pick-up. 1. Enter Disco. 2. Say hello out loud. 3. By this point you`re screwed... literally.

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Guy:My tummy hurts Girl: Oh!! Are you pregnant ? Guy: Yeah!!! With a baby elephant!! Girl:WHAT!!!! Guy: Yeah!! Wanna see its trunk

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Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Girl: That's funny because I'd put F and U together.

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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guy scientist: hey can i send a probe to explore uranus? girl scientist: hey can i send a rocket with you in it to the sun/

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man: would u please me with a blowjob girl: cant u be romantic ? man: would please me with a blowjob at the sunset

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhyming get in the van.

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Ever kissed a bunny inbetween the ears? Nope. I'm allergic to them.

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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Guy:Are you wearing space pants, cause that ass is out of this world! Girl:No, they're baseball pants, cuz this ass is out of your league.

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My wife does not know it but every time we have sex I put a dollar aside to go toward her Christmas present. So far she is getting a cup of coffee.

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I lost my Nobel prize, can you help me find it?

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-Why is one breast bigger than the other? -because I popped it and all the silicone leaked out

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Damn girl! You`re fat and ugly! its ok though, cuz Im desperate!

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