Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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-don't sit on the table, people eat there! -don't sit on that chair, people sit there!

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Guy:I invented troll face oh yea! Girl:you gave my daughter nightmares for weeks you b****!(throws drink in face)

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How much does a whales weigh? How much? Just enough to make you look skinny.

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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Woman: Hey you look hot and cool, wanna chat? "Man": Meh.. I just stand here with my beerglass trying to look cool in hopes that women ask me out... Woman: UGH! "Man": May I please come with you? Eh... where are you going... HEY! Moral: Trying to look like James Bond in the darkest corner of a bar is not flirting you trucking moron!

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Hey girl! Faggot.

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-You look like a dream. -Go back to sleep.

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Five dollar women... WOO!

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Aww seriously dude? That would be awesome, gotta warn you though, this car repair dude, is really ripping my shirt off but you know, ill send you the bill. 666 (my phone is on the charger, get me a new one and ill write a fucking essay about my sisters ass and post it here I really need a phone)

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Does anyone have a toothpick? I need to pick the crabs out of the cracks of my teeth.

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If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

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- So what do you do for a living? - I'm a female impersonator.

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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There's a reason why they call my penis the Bunker Buster.

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Man, stay alive, I dont even got time to read that shit. See you around son.

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Sex?

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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I hope you're not a vegetarian.... because my dick is made of meat.

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I am typing it here for exposure which means I am no sellout because I admitt I sell out, just like I did not crash because I admitt I did. This one is real: Me meeting my childhood friend (a girl, with huge boobs... Which she had reduced because back problems... Fucking reduction pointless invention!) Tina: You where and will always be like a brother to me Nero. Me: Aww... Well... Tina: A fucking sexy brother back then... Well and now! Me: O_O. I am married, so I called my wife and asked if its okay, she said can I join? And well, why do you think I am so wired now... ROUND TWO... F*CK!

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Your the penisbutter to my vagmite;)

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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Boy- Can I buy you a drink? Girl- Sure, after seeing your face I'll need the strongest thing that they have.

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