Are you being followed because i've been see someone behind your back!

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Hey girl, I heard you are a lesbian! So which part of lesbia are you from? Moral: Geography is overrated, he got laid.

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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- Did it hurt? - Yes.

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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I'll never forget the day I swept you off of my feet.

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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Hey Clarkson, you know about this pointless invention Named Nero The Moral man? Clarkson: No. Nero: No. Is this because horsehead network sucks? Clarkson: Yes. Nero: WTF AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE! Oh yeah I am fucking it away... Fuck me, every girl around me just ends up completely fucked.... ;)

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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Man: Honestly! I am just desperate, and besides you are damn hot! Woman: Lets go to your place ;) Moral: This works, the anti-part is that no one will believe me nor try it themselves... Incredible how the easiest way is the least used...

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? We are both religious figures at the head of our places of worship.

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

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Male: You are a Drugs? Female: Why? because your so addicted to me? Male: Nope, You ruined my life!

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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Man: Dayuuuum *slaps ass* Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

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How you doin? go away- I have a gun

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Man at a restaurant (that is out of everything but bar stools and alcoholic drinks): Man: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! Woman: Uh? Oh! Nice tribute to the cheesy Castlevania lines! Man:Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves! Woman: Uh... well with most of you men lacking a spine nowadays... I cant truly disagree with you... Man: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! Woman: Savior? Who do you think I am? But now I am annoyed *throws glass that breaks* have at you! *slaps man* Man: HYDRO STORM! Throws a flask of water upwards as it breaks on the floor splashing the woman... Woman: NOW I AM ALL WET! YOU MORON! Dont you know me? Man: Man: M-Maria? Uh... What happened? Shaft: Damn you broke free from your spell! But it is too late! Muahahaha! Castlevania has already become a bar! Richter: Well... that's fine to me, as long as Dracula does not STEAL MEN`S SOULS! Shaft: Relax, he is into business now... Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a businessman such as him! Shaft: Seriously! I invite you both at its VIP lounge and free beer to make up for the past mistakes... Richter: Excellent! But now feel my unbridled wrath!!!!! *punches Shaft* Shaft: Ouch! So... are we even now? Richter: Considering the free beer... okay... As they arrived Castle Barlevania they both got drunk and played "vampire killer" at the stage all night... Moral: Not much a Anti-Pick up line you say? Not only did Richter make a fool out of himself, but he also got her wet ;)

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Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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