damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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(At a Funeral) Male: I have a raging erection.

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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Hey babe, are your parents arseholes? Because your the shit.

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Roses are red violets are blue this isn't a poem I'm a botanist.

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Man: So you will come home with me later? Girl: Sure! Man: Great then ill just go find more women I can bang later in the meantime... Moral: Depending of the kind of woman, this is of no consequence...

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

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Violets are blue. Roses are red. Your window was open. I'm under your bed.

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"Next!"

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You smell just like my mom...

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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Man: Hello there! I am a gynecologist, may I study your vagina? Woman: NO! Man: DAMN THIS ONE NEVER WORKS! DAMMIT! Moral: Duh...

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Man - I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Woman - Not mine!

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- Haven't we met before? - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

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I'm desperate, you'll do.

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement."

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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And then one day God invented man, the worlds third most useless invention. Moral: I cant stop laughing, thank you everybody I actually got top grades in sociology studies for this moral man crap XD

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