-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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Hey baby! If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me? - [ It's unknown who originally said this. Maybe it was some rowdy guy in a 1970s disco].

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Female: "Because you're here"

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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Male: I'm all you've got good lookin' Female: then I must not have alot

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"Are you a parking ticket?" "What?" "You’ve got fine written all over you"

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Get your coat love. I've got a knife

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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-Do your feet hurt? Because I couldn't help but notice you look about 75 pounds overweight and I hear that is rough on your feet.

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What's worse than walking on a beach? Not walking on a beach.

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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Your body would look good in my trunk.

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Guy: Can I have your number ? Girl: We are six.

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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I don't want for Christmas?

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Guy: Hey is your dad a jeweler? Girl: No, He died a year ago due to a heart condition.

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GUY: are you trash? cuz i'd like to take you out friday night GIRL: are you trash? cuz you smell like it

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- hey ;) - hey, yourself. - if i wanted my comeback, i would've wiped it off your mom's face.

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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Sex?

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