Boy : Gurle: hi

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the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

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Male-where have you been all my life ? Female-not in it thats for sure Male-i was singing a song i wouldn't want YOU in my life Female-i was singing a song 2 *lies*

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I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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Man - I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Woman - Not mine!

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

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I scream, You scream, The Police come, It's Awkward...

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He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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Male: Did it hurt??? Female: What, when I fell from heaven? Male: No, the first time you did anal!!!

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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Man with huge arms and HUGE muscles enters a... pub! (for variety`s sake) "Hey you like fisting!" Woman: Yeah kinda.. I mean HOLY SHIT NO! I DONT PLEASE STOP NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! Moral: Get a room you two! (a moral man original)

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Real life number XX: Girl: I will only sleep with you if you bring along your hot friend over there. Me: Uh, like a threesome with a guy? Uh... Maybe let me think about it... At nighttime: Me: Hey Tobias, she said yes about screwing with me if you join in, but I swear I will kick your ass if you touch me! Tobias: Like if I touch you sexually? Me: Yeah! duh! Tobias: WHY?! Not even like a little? Moral: Not as much a anti-joke as the weirdest thing I ever experienced...

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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*is your name angel cuz that's all i see? *is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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