Hitler: Hey Mädchen, du bist Jude? Girl: What? Hitler: Ärmel hochkrempeln, ich brauche deine Nummer.

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

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- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

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Man seriously? Free Samsung? And that Fiat, I been wondering how much you want for it, not that i got it but I was considering buying it sometime. Son, I got no idea what brand this piece of shit car is, but the wheels are cool. No really, if you mean it, ill take that Fiat man, man, ill kiss your feet, ill do it, no really I mean Really? I mean really really? Man If you mean it, ill get over there right away, and man, you can have dunno, bad times, hell ANYTHING Okay? But if you are just messing with me, you can go fuck yourself and your phone man!

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Are those space pants? Because no one is going to hear you scream later.

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your almost as hot as my wife

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-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out. -Okay, get out.

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You allergic to semen?

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Hey girl, you must have fallen from heaven, because you're so old you should have died already and so ugly that they must have kicked you out as soon as you got there.

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you!

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

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Hey baby, you're really hot, I like girls with some meat for my bone.

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You're like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

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-I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? -I'll start dialing 911 for you now.

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Man: Wanna see the best pick up line ever? Its an ancient secret kept for millions of years! Girl: SURE! Man: It only reveals to the fully drunk though so lets get drinking.. Girl: uh... okay... I guess.. Man: Drunk enough? Girl: Ulp... you betcha weird man! Man: Ok its hidden at my place so lets go! Girl: WOHOO!

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-What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? -What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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Girls hate me, they always discuss about how they regret fucking with me over and over again. Moral: Thumb me down, I know ya love me.

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Boy: You know the keyboard says that U and I are together. Girl: It also says JK

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-You look like a dream. -Go back to sleep.

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