Girl: Do you know any good movies? Boy: Snakes on a plane Girl: Whats it about? Boy: It's about Horses.. on a boat.

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Dont people ever get tired of PRETENDING like they dont need others aproval? I NEED APPROVAL I NEED APPROVAL! Moral: I REALLY DO! YEEEEEEEEES BECAUSE...Uh...you matter more than me? Nah, nothing like that, only I matter more than you...

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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Female=You Son of a B*tch! Male=Hi Mum!

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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-Eeeeeeeey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? -An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),[4] while an adult female is about half that.

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EVERYONE ELSE

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Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this relationship

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I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?

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hey Herpes Go Away!

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Have you met Ted?

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I DROPPED MY LAPTOP IN THE RIVER IT WAS ADELE ROLLING IN THE DEEP ( A DELL ROLLING IN THE DEEP)

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Lol, again I am on a adrenaline... well let me be subtle... GANGBANGING WITH ANAL, PUSSY, TWO GIRLS FIGHTING OVER ONE COCK (Ladies there is enough down there to share)... ...Anyway, it reminds me of when I was 21, and I was like "You know what? Threesomes and that kinda stuff is nice and all, but I am a grown up now and... ...TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs Today I am 32, Married, (Hey my wife is into stuff, so its not cheating if she is the one enjoying while I videotape sometimes okay? (Never on cam, you crazy? You cant sell that shit! Okay I am kidding, the collection is personal) Ps: Seriously girls, one thing is that you smear yourself with my cumshots okay? But Hugging me afterwards? DATS SICK! (Name is Nero, I am not black, I am Hispanic, Latino Sexy... Well, actually when I take a look in the mirror I go, "meh well some guys got the looks"... ...I wont lie though, either my looks dont matter shite, or girls really like it...

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Black dude at bar: HERE COMES THE COLE-TRAIN BABY! WANNA RIDE! Girl: So I assume your name is Cole right? Dude: Uh... actually no but... WAIT! where are you going!

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Girl: Hey classy older man, wanna get to know me better? Man: Sigh... sorry lady I am the man that played Gandalf in that... shitty lords of something movie... Girl: so what? Man: Sigh... you know.. Gandalf the white and Gandalf the gay...? Girl: Huh? Man: Ever seen the X-men? Girl: Yeah... Man: ONE WORD: FAGNETO! Girl: uh.. okay.. "leaves". Ian McKellen: Sigh... should have come out of the closet sooner...

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Guy: How much does a polar bear way? Girl; About 500 kilograms

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roses are red, violets are blue, my toe hurts.

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If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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Are your legs tired? cuz ive got a raging boner and need to get rid of it

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