Are you a dementor? Cause you take my breath away.

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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"Hey, I have the feeling i've seen you before somewhere..." "Well, could be, I used to be a porn actress.

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Do u remember me from middle school? I could never forget you

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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EVERYONE ELSE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the other side.

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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if i was a fly, i'd be all over you, because you are the SHIT.

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Is that a ladder in your tights or are you just a cheap whore?!

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I take a shit I think about you bitch *flushes the toilet*

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Me: Honestly, I just want to RAPING you. Woman: YES PLEASE! Me: Fuck off its not RAPING it its consensual... Moral: Yeah sometimes they say yes, its when they say no I become shadow made flesh... ...And wait for you... Am I here?... NOPE Ill get you rawr I will now stalk you silently for hours... days... Anyway im bored your nothing ... Moral: SAY YES YOU MUCKING MIDIOT!

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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Guy: Hey would you like to dance? Girl: No! Guy: Oh come on! Don't be picky. I wasn't!

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Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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I am terribly sorry for talking to you, but I was wondering if...

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Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling or is that just a guy thing?

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I'm your Edward and your my Bella

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

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On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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