Man: Are you from heaven? Man: Cause ive got an erection

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Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

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Sung to the melody of Ozzy`s: "Moral Man" HEES THE MORAL MAN, IIIS HEE MORAL OR IS HE DEAD? HEES THE MORAL MAN AAARE THERE MORALS INSIDE HIS HEEAD. Moral: NOOO THERE ISNT! ONLY IMMORAL INSIDE! AND ILL KEEP POSTING, ONLY TO CRUSH YOUR INSIDES! *guitar solo begins*

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If we were confronted, by a vicious man-eating bear with chain-saws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn't be harmed because you're pretty.

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I AM FAGNETO! WELCOME TO GAY!

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are you from subway cause you givin me a footlong

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I just killed my wife. What should I do?

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Hello I am a violent rapist, oh wait I meant to say my name first and the other much later... Moral: its official you suck!

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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Hello my name is Horny and... oops... I got it wrong didn't I?

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If i don't have sex in 30 seconds i'll have to kiss you

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

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Man, stay alive, I dont even got time to read that shit. See you around son.

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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Man: Hey you look good enough to do Woman: Oh really because so does my 8 foot boyfriend. Man: ... Woman: Do you want me to pick him up from the gym?

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Girl: Hi honey, wanna see a magic trick? Boy: Sure, why not? Girl -POOF- YOU'RE SINGLE!

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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He- You've got something on your ass. She- What? He- Oh never mind, it's just a period stain.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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