Do you know karate? Because I'd like to kick you in the face.

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Sorry i only sleep with dead bodies.

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- You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -No, your mind is so small I can't even take a step in it!

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damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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M: Hey whats up? W: My Dick!

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Baby, I love every muscle in your body... Especially mine.

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- I know how to please a woman. - Then please leave me alone.

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-There's a 'U' in beautiful. -Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

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Man: Wanna go to my home and have sex? Woman: Well... OK! Man: Wow you are easy!... wait! Where are you going? COME BACK! Moral: They are not easy, they just like a man with balls... and you where obviously not one of them... LAME OVER.

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- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason - Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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Girl, if your body was for sale... ...ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Moral: Thank you Robocop.

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Hey girl, I heard you are a lesbian! So which part of lesbia are you from? Moral: Geography is overrated, he got laid.

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You're like a star in the sky. Nothing but gas.

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If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you!

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And then it hit me...no really now I'm bleeding

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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my love for you is like diarrhea. i can never hold it in

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Guy: (any sexual pick up line) Girl: I'm sorry but I don't think there is enough room in my pants for two assholes.

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Will you marry me? WHO ARE YOU?

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-Heyyy there (; -Im lesbian.

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Guy: Is it hot in here or did i just break the ice? Girl: No, it was your weight.

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