Hey, nice shoes. Where did you buy them ? My girlfriend wants shoes like that.

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Girl - You smell nice, what have you got on? Boy - I have a hardon but i didn't think you could smell it.

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Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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- Do you have the time? - Sure, if you have the place!

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And then it hit me.....no really now I'm bleeding

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This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd take you out back in the shed and screw you!

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... Because it looks like you landed on your face!

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"Next!"

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What's a good comeback if a guy asked me "Bring me a sandwich"?? -COmeback with the goddamn sandwich

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Couple in bed: Woman: I want some variation... you into roleplay? Man: Sure! Woman: Ok, Ill be a hot housemaid... Man: OK but they have little mana so... ill be a firemage! Woman: Huh? Man: SHHHH! its not your time to attack yet! Moral: Geeks...

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"Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink."

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Talk to me or I'll burn your face with this acid.

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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Did you just fart? 'cos you blew me away

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Man: Wanna come home watch my REALLY big stamp collection? ;) ;) Girl: Sure ;) ;) At home: Man: Why are you taking your clothes off? Girl: Uh... nevermind... Moments later: Man: And this one is a rare misprint from 1980, and this one is actually quite common but.., Girl: Sigh... :(

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excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

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HONEY! I SEE MEDUSA!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait, it was just you

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Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Guy: Can we go on a date? Girl: A date? You couldn't find a date if I handed you a bag of fruit!

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“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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