Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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you have your job, I have mine, so let's do it in the kitchen

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Hey baby you looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need now is U

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Hey gurl, you smell like tape!

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I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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MALE: We can do this the easy way or the hard way. FEMALE: Excuse me? MALE: Hard way it is *zip* FEMALE: *gurgle gurgle* *scream*

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When a tractor fell on your face?

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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Hey, you want a ride?

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Me: Honestly, I just want to RAPING you. Woman: YES PLEASE! Me: Fuck off its not RAPING it its consensual... Moral: Yeah sometimes they say yes, its when they say no I become shadow made flesh... ...And wait for you... Am I here?... NOPE Ill get you rawr I will now stalk you silently for hours... days... Anyway im bored your nothing ... Moral: SAY YES YOU MUCKING MIDIOT!

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Man: Wow girl, you are so hot you remind me of my wife when she was young.. wanna come to my place for a quick one before she comes back? Girl: Sigh... this AGAIN? I told you! If you are gonna get that drunk, get out of our home and go to a bar daddy!

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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BOY: Are you thinking what im thinking? GIRL: I dont know, what are you thinking? BOY: both of our bum cracks smell like buttery popcorn, i like popcorn :)

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knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

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Man: Honestly! I am just desperate, and besides you are damn hot! Woman: Lets go to your place ;) Moral: This works, the anti-part is that no one will believe me nor try it themselves... Incredible how the easiest way is the least used...

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Man: Do you like a sensitive guy? Women: Yeah, I used to be one.

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whats it like being the only beautiful girl in the world? Whats it like having the smallest dick in the world?

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You look exactly like my sister.

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So which of you ladies wants to recieve child support payments from me next year?

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Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

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