Lol man, you know this man would never sue your ass, but... Man it takes a message here to see that you are like a super whigger. Anyway DAD! Thanks for the kind words, and seriously, you dont kiss ass on regular basis just one thing, you can reply wherever, text is cool You got the hots for your sister dude? I mean the deal was 50 uh words? Letters? Anyway its good, but DAD!... You know I never asked you to write anything about your sisters ass, its kinda weird DAD! Anyway, what do I judge, I banged my 7 years old sister back at the days where I still called her mom... Well she trained me, then I returned with the force, and now her husband kinda knows my deal and... I STILL BANG HER! <<<<< Anyway, man, keep the cash, I just wanted to show the world... Moral: Ladies and gentlemen, and this is how you make someone and anyone your bitch! Nothing personal DAD! You know that as far as I care, all my friends kneel before while my enemies are crushed under my mighty heel. Charisma... Kiddo, I know you are struggling with cash and stuff, but seriously, just for that one online, (your sisters story which id never ask you to go for helps) BUT If you have read this far (BECAUSE THE WORDS OF YOUR DARK OVERLORD ARE LAW) Then just send me a reply saying 666 and I will pay to fix whatever the hell is wrong with your car man, I cant stand the sound, and I know you can pay up, its just that times are down... ...For you. Actual code 999 (not satanist here, I hate all religion) post 666 and ill get someone to slice your tires instead.

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HONEY! I SEE MEDUSA!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait, it was just you

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Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

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Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

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Why are you crying? I have to walk out these woods alone!

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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- I can tell that you want me. - Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.

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Guy: Hey babe, does the carpet match the drapes? Girl: How do you feel about hardwood?

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Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

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HELLO I AM BORAT! MISHIMUSH! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE MOVIE OF MAKING THE RAPE OF THE AMERICAN WOMAN! WILL YOU HELP US? Woman: NO!!!!!! Oh... ok Mishimush! We make the other Movie then, BORAT THE CRUSHINGS OF AMERICA.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? We are both religious figures at the head of our places of worship.

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Man: GET IN THE VAN! Woman: NO! Man: Well... How about the Limo? Its got beverages and caviar and... Woman: OOH :D Moral: Always go for the limo first,

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Man: Hey baby, I hear you are lesbian, that sounds really sexy! ;) Woman: Take the damn hint asshole! I am a lesbian! Man: Hey! Woah! Relax! I already know where you come from, say, are all girls in Lesbia this hostile? Moral: They are friendlier in south Lesbia...

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hey did you fall from heaven? because my car is all smashed up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm using my hand but thinking of you ;)

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

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whats your name beautiful? ;) Tony... (silence)

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You're like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

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-What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

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