At a bar (another real life one): Man: You sort of look like a woman from a certain angle... I am so drunk I can pretend you are a woman all night long! ????: I AM A WOMAN! Man: How can we fix this so you can come home with me? Moral: Becoming unpopular was my goal, but third next to Justin Beiber? Maybe I overdid this a bit...

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I scream, You scream, The Police come, It's Awkward...

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He: You're as pretty as a picture. She: Thank you. He: Unfortunately, it's a picture of shit. She: -__-

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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Mario: Ey princess, wanna make the sexy time eh? Princess: With a fat Italian plumber? HELL NO! Bowser: MWAHAHAHA I AM SO GONNA RAPE YOU WITH MY SPINY DICK! Princess: HELP HELP MARIO I WILL DO ANYTHING JUST SAVE ME! NO BOWSER PLEASE DO NOT PUT IT IN THERE! ITS TOO TIGH... Shigeru Miyamoto: So this is how I wanted to make the Super Mario series... sexy eh? Girl: DISGUSTING! Shigeru Miyamoto: Well what do you think about the idea with Monkey Dong and the other girl tha...HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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Girl: Hi honey, wanna see a magic trick? Boy: Sure, why not? Girl -POOF- YOU'RE SINGLE!

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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-Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! -What a shame, it's expired.

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Wanna come to my place and spread the word?

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?

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Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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Man: Do you sleep on your stomach? Woman: No... Man: Can I?

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hey girl, were you in 9/11? cause I'll never forget you.

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Wanna go back to my place and watch some CarVideos?

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

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- What's a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

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Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Girl: That's funny because I'd put F and U together.

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