“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

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- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

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Man: Oh.. girl you smell so nice... Girl: TRY ANOTHER LINE AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TlTS LOSER! Man: Uh... I am blind... Girl: Um...

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You wanna have sex and get married?? Ok... Sorry.

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Hey giiiiiiiiiiirl, I'm no Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

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J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?

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I put the STD in STUD, now all I need is U.

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"Hey did I not meet you at the singles and desperates club?"

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Male - Your a sight for sore eyes Female - And your a sight that causes sore eyes

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Aww seriously dude? That would be awesome, gotta warn you though, this car repair dude, is really ripping my shirt off but you know, ill send you the bill. 666 (my phone is on the charger, get me a new one and ill write a fucking essay about my sisters ass and post it here I really need a phone)

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-Wanna go to my place? -Actually, I was gonna ask you the same question. -Really? Where do you live? -In a sexual harassment class.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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I'll eat your poop

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Hey, can I have your number? No, I'm not a Jew.

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Hey, I your dad a baker?...Cuz it would be really cool if he were a baker.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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roses are red violets are blue My dog gives me a bigger orgasm then you

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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Anti-Pickup Line

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