Hello I am a violent rapist, oh wait I meant to say my name first and the other much later... Moral: its official you suck!

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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Me noob days again: She: So, you like it here sweetheart? Me: Excuse me, why the hell are you rubbing my leg? She: Would you prefer I rub something else? Me: What the hell am I doing here anyways Duh! Then I sober up at home... And ran towards the shower, its really not that easy to drown yourself to death in a shower is it?

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

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Roses are red violets are blue this isn't a poem I'm a botanist.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I cant rhyme, ever since my dog and I were walking down the street and then he died and then i cried and then i died and then he cried

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Do you know karate? Because I'd like to kick you in the face.

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- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason - Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

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Guy: What're you doing Friday night? Girl: Not you.

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Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?

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Man: *Pokes Woman* Ouch! You burned me! Woman: How did I burn you? Man: Because you're just THAT hot. ;) Woman: *Pokes Man* Well it's too bad you're not.

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- Hey baby, what's your sign? - Dead End.

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Ma'am, I'm sorry I'd like to ask a favour. Yes? Well, my penis died and I was wondering if I could bury it in your vagina?

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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-You're fat! -No I'm not. -You will be, when my dick is in you

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Are you from Jamaica because I'm from Jamaica and I think I recognize you? Your ugly as hell by the way.

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