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We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

i want a blowjob bitch lifts her hijab

I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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- Do you wanna play the rape game? - NO! - That's the spirit!

Shaved your beard, so I can see you're a woman.

Hi, GET IN THE VAN, Drink this, Don't Scream whisper* "does ur body fit in my trunk?"

wanna try out my joystick? (gamer-joke)

What did the blond do when the web page she was visiting didn't load? She checked if her wireless access had been somehow cut off and then hit the refresh button and waited for the page to load again.

Hey, you want a ride?

I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

Have you heard of that new movie "Other People"? Cuz thats what i wanna see.

-Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours? -No.

That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

Do you work at subway? Because i often enjoy eating there and i think the food is good. I do not eat there every day because i do not want to get over weight.

I've got candy.

hey baby i just came in my pants

You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

hey angel you duh sexy , if you duh rice i eat you everyday-pha haha

why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

Boy: So...Um...How's life? Girl: Great, until you came along.

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*