-I work for the FBI -Oh I work for the CIA, maybe we'll see each other at a meeting -Yeah I'm in the Female Body Inspector division -I'm in the Can the Idiot Absent himself division

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back becausemfalling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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guy:do you know how much a polar bear weighs? girl: ..no, how much?? guy:i dunno but probly not as much as you

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

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damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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Me during the noob days at a bar: Me: So this is fun, want to go to my place and watch The Matrix trilogy all night or something? She: Naaah, I already watched them, but I am sure we can watch something else all night right? Me: Nah, you see I just moved in, and I don't have any other movies, so yeah nice meeting you though! *facepalm*

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You wanna have sex and get married?? Ok... Sorry.

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Give me some sugar... honey.

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you actually look alright with the lights on.

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Girl, if your body was for sale... ...ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Moral: Thank you Robocop.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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Man: Yeah I have done it with thousands of women all around the world... THOUSANDS! Woman: Okay... then ill come home with you, I want an experienced man to be my first... At his house: Woman: I AM SCARED! Will it hurt? Its my first time and... Man: I dunno! I am scared as Its my first time too! :( Moral: A man whose is scared of sex... pfffffff!

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Have you met Ted?

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'I' and 'U' together. Really? Cos' I like it just the way it is... With 'N' and 'O' together.

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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MAN: Did it hurt? WOMAN: Did what hurt? MAN: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? WOMAN: Did it hurt when you were dropped as a baby?

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At a bar (another real life one): Man: You sort of look like a woman from a certain angle... I am so drunk I can pretend you are a woman all night long! ????: I AM A WOMAN! Man: How can we fix this so you can come home with me? Moral: Becoming unpopular was my goal, but third next to Justin Beiber? Maybe I overdid this a bit...

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- Do you have the time? - Sure, if you have the place!

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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