- Anti-Pickup Line

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hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

on Halloween Male: My name's Dick, and you're a very pretty PUSSY-cat. Female: I'll cut off your penis.

Hey baby, you're really hot, I like girls with some meat for my bone.

Want to go out? No

Man: Are you from heaven? Man: Cause ive got an erection

Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

I have been known to give women the best fake orgasms ever ;)

He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

"Hmm...you'll do."

Guy: Hey, I think you're really sweet... Girl: Aww, thanks Guy: Is that why you're so fat?

- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

Sigh... No I do not have a van... Just get in the plane!

imgonna r@pe you

Did it hurt when you burst through the concrete emerging from hell? Yes, yes it did.

Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

Did it hurt? When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every dick on the way down?

-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

Anti-Pickup Line

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