Hey girl... U remind me of my pinkie toe.. Ur small cite and I'll probably bang u on the coffee table later

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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Do you work at subway? Because i often enjoy eating there and i think the food is good. I do not eat there every day because i do not want to get over weight.

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He - Hey Dreamboat! She - *turns around He - No you, shipwreck

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"I prefer animals... but your so ugly you remind me of my dog"

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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M:HEY BABY! Where you from? W: Im a lesbian.. M: COOL! So which part of Lesbia are you from?

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Boy: How much does a Polarbear weigh? Girl: How much? Boy: Just as much as me, hi my name is Ahron

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Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

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You remind me of America. How so? Because you so fat!

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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Male: Get in the van.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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Him: I've got something that will fill you up. Her: Sorry, I'm looking for a meal, not an appetizer.

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down?

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Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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"Rate your looks out of 10" "awkward... maybe 8 or 9 i guess?" "I said 10, not 100"

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"Hey can I get your number?" "-12 Like the inches of your dick."

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