Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku Woman: Huh? Ok whatever.... SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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Man: Hey yo sexy, wanna do it in the toilet so I can brag about banging the prom queen? The toilets are dirty but I got aids anyways and... Fine brit Lady: Eh well sire, you see... SURE! Moral: ANTICLIMACTIC ENDING SUCCESS!

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Famous male actors guide on pick-up. 1. Enter Disco. 2. Say hello out loud. 3. By this point you`re screwed... literally.

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Keep it classy! Man: Hello mylady may I be as rude as to say you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen? Girl: Oh, wow I mean such class! Man: Yes you see, I am only asking... You see, would you mind a bit of some violent rapage? Girl: How dare you! Man: Oh I mean not be rude mylady, just a bit of torture and some few stylish cuts with my fancy knife? Moral: Whatever you do, whatever you want, KEEP IT CLASSY!

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- What's a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

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-Hey, have we met before? -No, because I don't remember ever seeing a face that made me this nauseous.

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my love for you is like diarrhea. i can never hold it in

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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Are you on your period, because there's a blood stain on your pants

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Would you like a free breast reduction consultation?

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"Rate your looks out of 10" "awkward... maybe 8 or 9 i guess?" "I said 10, not 100"

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Hey, Are You From Tennessee, Because Your License Plate Says Tennessee.

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Hey giiiiiiiiiiirl, I'm no Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

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Boy: You know the keyboard says that U and I are together. Girl: It also says JK

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Hey girl! Faggot.

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If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could i come between the holidays?

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"Don't scream"

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You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

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- Does this rag smell like ether? - MMMPPPHHRPHRRG!

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whats up ho

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Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

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