- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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- You look really nice - I know

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Hi I am THE MORAL MAN! Moral: I am not famous enough yet it seems... except around my block where woman screams have been so loud people have called the cops... RAWRS... yeah I am bragging, but at least its the truth... (I cant wait for the day I am so famous that I walk into a bar and tell women that I am Moral man and run before they beat me to death)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun so get in the van.

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- I want to give myself to you. - Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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Huge blue man: I AM THE APOCALYPSE! YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Huge blue man: "facepalm" THIS GAME, IS OVER! Moral: Dont start out too strong...

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

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HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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Man: I bet you havent seen a really big dick before ;) ;) Woman: No... but I have seen yours... The man proceeds to stare at the floor and leaves in shame...

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F: I AM SO DRUNK AND HORNY I COULD FUCK ANYONE M: Hey, wanna fuck? F: I SAID ANYONE.. Not anything... Heck I got standards! Moral: Heck she has standards! Her dog is someone!

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Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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cockface

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my toe hurts.

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You look like I could use a drink - SMC Digital

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And then one day God invented man, the worlds third most useless invention. Moral: I cant stop laughing, thank you everybody I actually got top grades in sociology studies for this moral man crap XD

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- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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Guy: I got you a gift! Girl: Thanks.. make sure it's not you....

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How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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