Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

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"Hey, I have the feeling i've seen you before somewhere..." "Well, could be, I used to be a porn actress.

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Man seriously? Free Samsung? And that Fiat, I been wondering how much you want for it, not that i got it but I was considering buying it sometime. Son, I got no idea what brand this piece of shit car is, but the wheels are cool. No really, if you mean it, ill take that Fiat man, man, ill kiss your feet, ill do it, no really I mean Really? I mean really really? Man If you mean it, ill get over there right away, and man, you can have dunno, bad times, hell ANYTHING Okay? But if you are just messing with me, you can go fuck yourself and your phone man!

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you have your job, I have mine, so let's do it in the kitchen

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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i would drag my balls through miles of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkey-talkey

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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hey baby i just came in my pants

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

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Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

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Are you a unicorn cause u sure look horny girl:are u a turtle cause ur really slow ur the 10th guy to hit on me.....in 5 minutes

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At a bar (another real life one): Man: You sort of look like a woman from a certain angle... I am so drunk I can pretend you are a woman all night long! ????: I AM A WOMAN! Man: How can we fix this so you can come home with me? Moral: Becoming unpopular was my goal, but third next to Justin Beiber? Maybe I overdid this a bit...

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I take a shit I think about you bitch *flushes the toilet*

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Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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He:*walks over* She: What is it now? He:*Unzips fly.* She : OH DEAR CHRIST NO

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"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement."

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Male-where have you been all my life ? Female-not in it thats for sure Male-i was singing a song i wouldn't want YOU in my life Female-i was singing a song 2 *lies*

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Guy: Hey babe, does the carpet match the drapes? Girl: How do you feel about hardwood?

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I'm your Edward and your my Bella

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Hello children! :D

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Tenth year anniversary Marriage. So what was your name again? Annoying Bitch? Old Hag? I forgot...

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He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

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