If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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-Get in the Van

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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M. Excuse me Miss. You have seamen on the back of your jacket. W. Are you sure? It could just be Yoghurt. M. Most Definitely. I don't Cum Yoghurt.

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Man: GASP! Why is my penis inside your vagina? Why do you keep thrusting and screami... Woman: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ASSHOLE! Man: Uh... what where am... Oh... Forgive me, I am a psychic and I keep getting premonitions of the near future... Moral: GASP WHAT ARE YOU FEMALE READERS DOING WITH MY PINGAS INSIDE YOUR MOUTH!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

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Man: If I ask you to go on a date, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one? Woman: (pause) Rape!

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A man comes home from his doctor and tells his wife that he only has 12 hours to live so he asks his wife later that night if they can do it one last time she agrees but after an hour the man wakes his wife and says honey in a few hours I will be dead can we do it again please. So they do it again a few hours later the man wakes his wife again and says dearest since I'm going to die soon can we please? to this the wife says look honey tomorrow I have to get up you don't!

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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Pick up lines from the stoneage: Man: RARGH GROG BEAT YOU WITH CLUB! AND MAKE THE LITTLE GROGS WITH YOU! Woman: But I just had one! Aww not this again whatever... Moral: And over time women adjusted to clubs and often end up knocked up when passing out in them, While men that own their own clubs usually end up knocking up a lot more of them... Some things never change...

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guy:do you know how much a polar bear weighs? girl: ..no, how much?? guy:i dunno but probly not as much as you

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You seem rapable enough... wanna see some back alleys with me?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd take you out back in the shed and screw you!

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This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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Male: Want to hear a story about my d--k? Nevermind, it's too long. Female: Want to hear a story about my vagina? Nevermind, you won't get it.

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-Did it hurt -What when i fell from heaven? -No when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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I DROPPED MY LAPTOP IN THE RIVER IT WAS ADELE ROLLING IN THE DEEP ( A DELL ROLLING IN THE DEEP)

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Man: Hey, want to go back to my apartment and engage in intercourse? Woman: No

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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roses are red violets are blue My dog gives me a bigger orgasm then you

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Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

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