Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

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You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

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Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: no Guy: Good! Because I have to go take a shit!

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You're like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

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Man: Wanna go to my home and have sex? Woman: Well... OK! Man: Wow you are easy!... wait! Where are you going? COME BACK! Moral: They are not easy, they just like a man with balls... and you where obviously not one of them... LAME OVER.

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-If you are looking at a girl and she says What are you looking at? -I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.

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How much do you love me? Look at the stars and count them Bu-but it's afternoon Exactly

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How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

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I love Mark Wahlberg!

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I hate you already.

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY! Ungrateful kids... Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Bonus because nobody loves you :( Me? People either love me around here, or you know... cough... psst...rapeandie? Lets keep that a secret between us and EEEEEVEEEERYBODY ELLLLLLLSSEEEEEE (SECRET ABOVE ALERT ALERT ALERT!) Sosiopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.

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so... you're a girl,huh?

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- Hey good looking, where've I seen you before? - I'm one of the nurses at the plastic surgery department. Want another visit?

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Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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Hi, GET IN THE VAN, Drink this, Don't Scream whisper* "does ur body fit in my trunk?"

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Good news: you'll never-ever-ever have a zit again. Bad news: because there's no more space for it to pop out.

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Your the penisbutter to my vagmite;)

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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Still a better love story than Twilight

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I couldn't help but notice you from the other side of the bar. You look way better from over there.

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