- I'd like to call you. What's your number? - It's in the phone book. - But I don't know your name. - That's in the phone book too.
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- Haven't I seen you someplace before? - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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- If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. - Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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-I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. -I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours
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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.
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- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason - Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!
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-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
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-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -You look like a rapist.
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-What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
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(in a loud club) -Do you wanna dance?! -Umm, with YOU? NO! -What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"
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