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Are You A Zombie?

  • What if shes wearing a skirt? Then you're dead.

  • OOOOUUUCCHHH!!!

  • anchorman

  • that doesn't work as well for me cause in an english accent dance and pants don't rhyme. ah well.

  • I wish I was that creative :/

  • Really? Is that all you can come up with, commenters? .-. What if she's wearing a skirt? Then he'll simply replaces the "pants" with skirt and when he uses that, he'll imply that those legs looks fat. :) Idiot.

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