Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
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-If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. -If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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-Did it hurt -What when i fell from heaven? -No when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down
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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
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Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other Girl: It's already together dumbass
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-Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? -Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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- I can tell that you want me. - Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.
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- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.
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-I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included. -Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.
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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.
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-What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? -What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
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