-Baby, do you know karate? Your body is kickin'! -I do actually. Would your crotch like a demonstration?
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-I better drive you home, miss. Because you're a woman and you can't drive. Get it?
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Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.
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At bar Man: Uh... um... wanna come home see my star wars board games collection? Woman: SURE! Man: *Heart attack*
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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.
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If we were confronted, by a vicious man-eating bear with chain-saws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn't be harmed because you're pretty.
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