-If you are looking at a girl and she says What are you looking at? -I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.
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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.
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You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.
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- Hey good looking, where've I seen you before? - I'm one of the nurses at the plastic surgery department. Want another visit?
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Man - Hey you're kinda pretty! Woman - Um thanks... Man - Whoa slow down! I said kinda.
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-Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low self-esteem. I will prey on your poor self-image for short-term sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. -OK.
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I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.
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