Hey there little girl there is a party down my pants you want to come? Oh I'm sorry i don't speak Herpes.
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Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?
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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it
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-Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? -Yeah, but this time don't stop!
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After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
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-I think you're the best looking girl in here. -Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.
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-Can I buy you a drink? -Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?
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- hey ;) - hey, yourself. - if i wanted my comeback, i would've wiped it off your mom's face.
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-I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? -I'll start dialing 911 for you now.
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Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.
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man:hey can you help me look for my dog i lost him in this cheap motel room girl: oh really i didnt know rotten garbage like you actully a had a friend even if it is a pet!
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