-What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? -What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

-I better drive you home, miss. Because you're a woman and you can't drive. Get it?

Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

-Baby, do you know karate? Your body is kickin'! -I do actually. Would your crotch like a demonstration?

Did the lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?

Walking to your car alone later?

You look... clean

- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

Hey baby, wanna make $50?

Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

I have no gag reflex.

At bar Man: Uh... um... wanna come home see my star wars board games collection? Woman: SURE! Man: *Heart attack*

-can i buy you a drink? i buy you a taxi?

Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Hey baby me you CHOIN CHOIN under the moonlight..

If we were confronted, by a vicious man-eating bear with chain-saws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn't be harmed because you're pretty.

Don't worry, I love fat birds....why are you crying?

-If you are looking at a girl and she says What are you looking at? -I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.

My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

You're so hot I'd do you sober.

- I can make your bed rock. - Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

-I can see forever in your eyes. -But all I can see is never in yours.

Anti-Pickup Line

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