-You're fat! -No I'm not. -You will be, when my dick is in you

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Hey, you're cute... lets bang.

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Famous male actors guide on pick-up. 1. Enter Disco. 2. Say hello out loud. 3. By this point you`re screwed... literally.

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- hey ;) - hey, yourself. - if i wanted my comeback, i would've wiped it off your mom's face.

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Hey, you want a ride?

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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I think I shit myself

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Why are peploe gieving me thums up al of soodden? Moral: Its scawwy, normally the moral is what protects my genius comments from getting thumbed up.

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HERE COMES NERO! Ladies get your red thumbs ready, guys... Fuck off with all due respect.. To the ladies. Me: Who am I? Woman: Nobody as far a I care... Me: :D MORAL: I am Nobody, Nobody is PERFECT!

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Man: Do you want to have sex at my house Women: No

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Guy: How much does a polar bear way? Girl; About 500 kilograms

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Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

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Pick up lines from the stoneage: Man: RARGH GROG BEAT YOU WITH CLUB! AND MAKE THE LITTLE GROGS WITH YOU! Woman: But I just had one! Aww not this again whatever... Moral: And over time women adjusted to clubs and often end up knocked up when passing out in them, While men that own their own clubs usually end up knocking up a lot more of them... Some things never change...

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku Woman: Huh? Ok whatever.... SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!

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I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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"Don't scream"

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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