- Anti-Pickup Line

Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't.

You look exactly like my sister.

you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

hey,are you a parking ticket? because nobody likes you.

hey angel you duh sexy , if you duh rice i eat you everyday-pha haha

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together Female: You don't have to do anything because N and O are already together

knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

Yeah... you'll have to do.

I have a gun.

Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

-When you see the most beautiful girl ever, you take her next to a cliff, a manhole or whatever and you kick her off the cliff. Man: THIS IS SPARTA! Girl: Wow what a manly man! dies Moral: What? This is anti-pickup lines! And its not like you are gonna get the most beautiful girl ever anyways... Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

Yeah you got me there dude, you really got my bragging rights... I am here with some "just" (nothing special) friend of my wife, that is wearing me out as she wont get off my Swagger, but while mentioning it like this makes me just as depraved as her... Gotta say, woman pleading me to get jumping on my cock, while my wife makes us breakfast... ...Im done being the king, im a fucking God. Anyway, "Eriksen" (you know who I mean) is pissed at me because I was supposed to be at work, and he apparently spends time here looking for me when he knows I am getting down and... Man this woman needs the cock... I mean at this rate she will bang me to death... ...But what a way to go. But seriously, would I really be at work, and allow you to come get my/now your car from garage whose walls are so paper thin that the police and securitas would be on your ass if I was not at least nearby? (well securitas are lazy, but as a lawyer, I benefit from suing them... Again) There are like eight alarms there, and you so gangsta you would get jailed. UPDATE: Punches, not slaps, remember the guy who punched that sweet chick when he got drunk, and then you punched me down and I got up and broke your jaw? Yeah that shit stings still, Five punches, at any time (no haymakers hey, I know my haymakers/uppercuts) but you take five punches... The fuck am I talking to, whigs is here already... Moral: I wont just write this shit just to make it all disappear with a delete button, fuck, im a super sayan!

-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hey babe, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Oh really? Because if you were a pokemon, I'd fight you, win and not even bother to capture you.

I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

your beauty surpasses that of the greek goddess aphrodite.

Anti-Pickup Line

A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general!

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