- Anti-Pickup Line

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I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

Heard at a bra: Hi I am Moral man, the third most infamous guy at a list where Beiber is first. Girl: OMG I MUST HAVE YOU! Moral: ooooh... ANTI Joke duh... I thought this was great pickup lines!

Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

Male: Get in the van.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

sex me.

HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

Im gonna rape you..

"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

fancy going halves on a bastard?

Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. -Nah, i already like it the way it is, with N and O beside each other

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