Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Girl: You look so happy, I am glad this is working out. Freud: Maaaaan I was just thinking about fucking my mom! Moral: Sickman Fraud.

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

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sex me.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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fancy going halves on a bastard?

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do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. -Nah, i already like it the way it is, with N and O beside each other

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-words can't describe how beautiful you are. -aaaawwwwwwww. -but numbers can. 3/10. -fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

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Im gonna rape you..

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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Anti-Pickup Line

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