- Anti-Pickup Line

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

- Is it hot in here, or is it just the broken A/C unit?

The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this relationship

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

Male: Get in the van.

HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

Im the demanding customer, your Dominos Pizza, I will make you Cum in 30 minutes or less.

J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

sex me.

girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

Im gonna rape you..

guy:do you know how much a polar bear weighs? girl: ..no, how much?? guy:i dunno but probly not as much as you

wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

Anti-Pickup Line

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