"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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sex me.

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wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

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Is there a mirror in your pants? If so, you should shove it up your ass, it would probably make you look better.

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fancy going halves on a bastard?

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

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HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Im gonna rape you..

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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-words can't describe how beautiful you are. -aaaawwwwwwww. -but numbers can. 3/10. -fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

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So when' the baby due?

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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#1 You're breath smells like Skittles, can I taste the rainbow? No, because , while mine may smell like Skittles, yours reeks. #2 Girl: Hey, I got this new Kiss Proof lip gloss, wanna try it out? (there are 2 answers to this) 1.Boy: Well, yours may be Kiss Proof, but mines not, and I don't have time to re-apply this after 2. Yeah, I do want to try it out, but not with you.

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm but I accidentally gave her the glue stick, she is still not talking to me.

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