Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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Eyh! its me Black Metal, I seriously cant pay you right now son! Sorry if this comes late this page do not work for shit, (I bet thats why you pick this page you egomaniac son, If you was not full of em charisma id never do this alright?) Okay Overlord, I got your message, hell you know my sister loves you crazy crazy man, why the hell would I try to "hold her away" I mean fuck its banging, so yeah thumbs ups man High five for my sister, its you know, she was super shy before you showed up, now she cant do gym anymore (haha man you so hardcore) but she has lots of friends and you know... So am I absolved now Overlord Black Metal? Moral: Because this guy made me put this, man, you making me feel like a total bitch, good play son!

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Female: Hey do you wanna buy me a drink? Male: I really don't like your face.

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You have the nicest smile I could ever hope to come across.

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Im like a thief and ill steal your virginity!

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Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

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-Wanna have sex? -No -Damn

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Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. *unzips pants*

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Got milk? Cuz baby, im of it!

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Are you on your period, because there's a blood stain on your pants

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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Did it hurt when you burst through the concrete emerging from hell? Yes, yes it did.

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Look at the keyboard, u and i are together. Look underneath, it says jk.

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The word of the day is 'legs' , The word of tomorrow is Aardvark .

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Hey girl... U remind me of my pinkie toe.. Ur small cite and I'll probably bang u on the coffee table later

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I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you in between F and CK.

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Penis. I got it

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-Do you like me? -No

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Guy: So how about that Tom Cruise??? Guy: ... I'm in the wrong type of bar...

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Hey can I have your number? No.

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-Are you an angel? -Yeah...actually I am. I remember you-aren't you the guy that fell out of heaven? So THAT'S why your face is so screwed up.

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

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