- Anti-Pickup Line

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your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?

Guy: Can I have your number ? Girl: We are six.

i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

M. Do you want to go out with me? F. Okay but first take me to your place where we can be alone to make furious love to one another M. Wow this never happens I must be.. (Wakes up) dreaming

Billy Hill: Man...THAT WAS GOOD SEX! I am glad I did not just bring one of those bitches that I usually drag home, your great Currie... great pussy! Ok Currie time to go home! Currie: meow... Moral: And you think that by bitches he meant bad women ahahahahha... BIlly Hill! Ring a bell nao?

G: YOU KILLED MY FATHER! M: Yes yes I killed my father too, but you do not see me whining about it... M: So ... wanna date? I am quite the Male Bison in bed ;) G:NOOOOO! M: Just get in the damn plane! G: BISOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Have you heard of that new movie "Other People"? Cuz thats what i wanna see.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

Male: Do you know if there is an airport around here? Cause my heart took off, when I saw you... Female: Yeah? Well my heart crashed in the Hudson River when I saw you!

Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhyming get in the van.

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