What's a good comeback if a guy asked me "Bring me a sandwich"?? -COmeback with the goddamn sandwich

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Male: Do you know if there is an airport around here? Cause my heart took off, when I saw you... Female: Yeah? Well my heart crashed in the Hudson River when I saw you!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet i would pass on it.

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Me: Honestly, I just want to RAPING you. Woman: YES PLEASE! Me: Fuck off its not RAPING it its consensual... Moral: Yeah sometimes they say yes, its when they say no I become shadow made flesh... ...And wait for you... Am I here?... NOPE Ill get you rawr I will now stalk you silently for hours... days... Anyway im bored your nothing ... Moral: SAY YES YOU MUCKING MIDIOT!

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i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement."

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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Were your parents chemists? cuz you look like TEST TUBE BABY :D

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On your mark, get set, suck my dick.

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-Want to get on your knees and suck my dick? -No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

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"Next!"

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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At a bar... sigh... Woman: Hey cutie wanna go home? "Man" hello I am twelve... what is this? Moral: Hello I am eight... what is this?

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Man: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Man: Do you want to have sex at my house Women: No

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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"Hey girl, is there a mirror in your pants?" "No, that's just my penis."

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I AM FAGNETO! WELCOME TO GAY!

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Male: Did you get your tickes to the barbercue? Female: What barbercue? Male: The barbercue where i put my meat on your face.

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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Man: (puts on a stern face and mans up) Hey you random hoe, wanna have sex? Woman: Sigh... sure why not... at least you dont play games. Man: WHAT? IT WORKED? IT WORKEEEEED?! OMG truCKINg goD wOooooot wooooooot hell I aM gonna get laid tonight it finally worked yaehaieHeiAHEIHAIEHIAHE Wootowtowot I AM GONNA LOSE MY VIRGI... Woman: never mind, you are too noisy... Moral: Desperation... harder to hide than you think..

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Female: Hey do you wanna buy me a drink? Male: I really don't like your face.

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I like your shirt, it would look better in my pants

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