Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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-Get in the Van

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Nice Shirt. It would look better on my bedroom floor.

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Still a better love story than Twilight

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In the USA: Man: Hello, I am half Iraq and half Afghanistan, my name is Osama Bin Allah! Girl: Oh... Uh em... I do not mind you nor anything but, you are like uh... civilized and stuff right? Just asking! Man: Of course miss, so how many camels to get into your pussy? Girl: OMG! Man: WAIT YOU MISHEAR ME! I SAY HOW MANY CARAMELS TO GET INTO YOUR... never mind... Moral: Seriously just give up, this must be the worst "pickupline" ever

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Me 17 years old: Hey, girl, you are hot how old are you? Girl: 14. Me: What but you have enormous... Never mind, uh nice evening huh?... My friend: Big boobs on er huh? I would have hit on her too had it not been for... Me: Shut up... Crap! Moral: That was a crappy day!

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together. -If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would take 'U' out entirely.

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If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

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What did you do to Kelly? Why? Because she said you did her good(; What? Cuz' I heard you did that goood thing(; When? Last night on the bed, 3am(;

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Pick up lines from the stoneage: Man: RARGH GROG BEAT YOU WITH CLUB! AND MAKE THE LITTLE GROGS WITH YOU! Woman: But I just had one! Aww not this again whatever... Moral: And over time women adjusted to clubs and often end up knocked up when passing out in them, While men that own their own clubs usually end up knocking up a lot more of them... Some things never change...

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I love Mark Wahlberg!

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Are those space pants? Cause there's not enough space in my house to fit your ass.

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He: Do you like aardvarks? She: No. He: Neither do I, I'm Harold...

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Five dollar women... WOO!

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"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes." "They always say that before they go to sleep."

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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Has someone been following you? Cause I've been seeing people behind your back.

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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Man... MAN! Sorry if I just skimmed that last message dude, but if you getting me that shit, you are my fucking God, you got a new custom engine or something? Whatever man, im getting over there right now, Son, I might actually try the towing trick, because that might make me arrive at your place (no worries wont tell anyone where your playboy mansion is at) but you still got it there right? MORAL MORAL MORAL MORAL... Oh and no, id never ever use that piece of shit I used to call a car in the forest, if you are serious man, ill take the damn cab! I mean man, I just cant wait to tell the beardy little faggot at the carshop to stick that yeah "car" up his gay ass! Seriously dude, my phone aint working but that can wait, you really mean I can have the car? Seriously, how much? I got some money.

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-how much does a polar bear way. -half as much as you (for fat girls)

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-My girlfriend and I want different things out of our relationship. -She wants marriage, children and a house. -I just want out.

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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