I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.-Rodney Dangerfield

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Man... MAN! Sorry if I just skimmed that last message dude, but if you getting me that shit, you are my fucking God, you got a new custom engine or something? Whatever man, im getting over there right now, Son, I might actually try the towing trick, because that might make me arrive at your place (no worries wont tell anyone where your playboy mansion is at) but you still got it there right? MORAL MORAL MORAL MORAL... Oh and no, id never ever use that piece of shit I used to call a car in the forest, if you are serious man, ill take the damn cab! I mean man, I just cant wait to tell the beardy little faggot at the carshop to stick that yeah "car" up his gay ass! Seriously dude, my phone aint working but that can wait, you really mean I can have the car? Seriously, how much? I got some money.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Me 17 years old: Hey, girl, you are hot how old are you? Girl: 14. Me: What but you have enormous... Never mind, uh nice evening huh?... My friend: Big boobs on er huh? I would have hit on her too had it not been for... Me: Shut up... Crap! Moral: That was a crappy day!

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Her: Guess what? Him: What? Her Yo Mama! Him: Is she that slut i did last night?

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Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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Man: Hey is your name Zelda? Woman: Huh? What kind of stupid name is THAT! Man: EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS! Woman: What a dork... Moral: The man did not link with the woman that night... nor ever it seems...

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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What's a good comeback if a guy asked me "Bring me a sandwich"?? -COmeback with the goddamn sandwich

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Five dollar women... WOO!

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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- you are in my mind everyday - and your in my way

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Are those space pants? Cause there's not enough space in my house to fit your ass.

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Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.

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"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement."

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hey Herpes Go Away!

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Man: (Ugh worst food ever). Girl: U like it? Man: I love it girl! Girl: Aww, I am gonna make this every day ever! Moral: Hey, if she got big tits, then keep lying.

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Guy: I lost my phone number, Can I have yours? Girl: Your phone service would help you get a new one.

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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Nice legs what time do they open

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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